The mountains of martial arts rumors have trees and trees have branches

early morning

The sun shines in through the window lattice, the birds sing softly, and the air is fresh.

In the patio, Wushuang took a basin to wash her face and make up. After washing her face, she poured water on the floor, slapped her face and went into the kitchen.

In the kitchen, Xiucai yawned and continued making pancakes and eggs for Wushuang.

Tong Sleeping, Tong Xiangyu was dressing in front of the mirror, gritted her teeth and pulled out an eyebrow, took pictures from left to right, and blew a kiss to herself.

In the women's bedroom, Xiaobei turned over from the kang and fell directly to the ground, instantly losing sleep.Clutching his buttocks, he got up and saw that there was no one in the room before realizing that little sister Guo had already moved to the White Mansion.Humming unhappily, he climbed the mountain again and went to sleep.

In the Bai Mansion, Lao Bai hugged Xiao Guo and the two fell asleep in the bed tent.

The man invaded, Dazui was awakened by his own snoring, slowly opened his eyes, woke up suddenly, and hurriedly got up...

Liu Xingyu with delicate features was holding her chin and looking at Dazui with a smile.

Liu Xingyu: Are you finally awake?

Li Dazui turned pale with shock: You... who are you?

Liu Xingyu: I hate it!Don't be serious at all, get up quickly, I want to make a quilt!

Saying that, Liu Xingyu suddenly lifted the quilt, folded her arms and exclaimed.

Li Dazui: I haven't put on any clothes yet...huh?When did I wear my clothes?

Liu Xingyu: I didn't procrastinate at all. I covered you with the quilt last night. Get out of the way!

Liu Xingyu concentrated on folding the quilt, and was stunned for a long while.

Li Dazui: Show...huh?Where did the scholar go?

Liu Xingyu: "He got up early."

Li Dazui stammered: "Then who? Don't be busy."

Liu Xingyu: It's already folded, wash your face and brush your teeth quickly, I'm going to fry an egg, do you want double-sided or single-sided?Forget it, let’s eat boiled water.

Liu Xingyu patted his big-mouthed belly and said: "Your belly, you won't be able to eat fat anymore. From today onwards, you will have to follow my arrangements for all your daily life, do you understand?"

"I understand what I understand, who are you?" Li Dazui asked again, stammering.

Liu Xingyu: I hate it, this kind of joke, it's enough to tell it once, what's the point of telling it all the time?

Li Dazui: Who is joking with you?Do I know you?

Liu Xingyu: You don't know me?Say again you don't know me!

Li Dazui: I... I really don't know you. I don't remember very well. When did we meet, can you give me a reminder?Otherwise I really can't remember!

Liu Xingyu: Li Dazui, are you serious?

Li Dazui: Do you still know my name?

Liu Xingyu: Do you know my name?

Dazui shook his head.

Liu Xingyu said: "My name is Liu Xingyu."

Li Dazui: Liu Xingyu... I'm sorry, I really have no impression!

Liu Xingyu: Last night, moonlight?wine?fate?Can't remember at all?

Li Dazui: No, then what, wait for me to think about it, think about it, last night...

last night

"Dazui, the bowl is ready." Bai Zhantang put the bowl in the cupboard and said to Dazui who was eating melon seeds.

Dazui nodded and said meanly to Laobai: "Laobai can't see it, you like Xiao Guo so much, it's hard to patrol the streets outside for a day, haha, and you still have to help your wife with work, you don't need to guess You kid was eaten to death by Xiao Guo in the White Mansion, and you must work hard every day to serve others."

Laobai took out his fingers and pointed at Dazui to demonstrate: "It's better than some people, no one cares, no one cares, and the boss doesn't even have a girlfriend at his age. Our little Guo is the daughter of Guo Juxia, Marrying me is already wronged enough, I am making her work so hard, so am I still human?"

The scholar also nodded and agreed: "Yes, yes, that's the reason. My family's Wushuang is also the same. I can't bear her to work so hard. Such a good girl was married by my ancestors' long-term virtue."

Guo Furong happened to come over with her moistening hand and watched the two of them talking without making a sound, and went straight forward to grab Lao Bai's hand and wipe it for Lao Bai.

Bai Zhantang saw that Xiao Guo was so kind to him and showed off to Dazui Xiucai: "Look, my daughter-in-law is more obedient and kind to me. You don't know that going home is better for me. Don't let me cook, don't let me dress. Let me wash and feed me every meal."

Xiao Guo looked at Bai Zhantang's uncle and gave him a hand that stretched his muscles and bones, and asked softly on the surface: "Really? Tangtang."

The scholar also sighed: "Old Bai, you are really amazing. Xiao Guo used to have a violent temper, but now he is so gentle. I really admire you."

Lao Bai endured the pain and hurriedly hugged Xiao Guo, who snorted unhappily and left.

Wushuang also came in to pull Xiucai out.

Da Zui saw that everyone was in pairs, and he was the only one left.With a sour snort, he got up and took a jug of wine to the roof.

roof

Dazui poured a glass of wine, drank it all in one gulp, and spoke to the sky.

Li Dazui: You don’t even want me, it’s okay, I’m alone, there’s nothing wrong with being alone, so much wine, drinking alone... The question is, why did you let me stay alone?So freshman Jianghu, so many girls, none of them belong to me?Where am I worse than others?Am I missing arms or more legs?God, why didn't you give me a daughter-in-law.God, I hate you, since you let me come into this world, why didn't you give me a daughter-in-law.I also want to be like the old white scholars, with a daughter-in-law who loves me and is taken care of by her every day.

The more he talked, the more angry he was, he poured another glass and drank it down.

After the memory was over, Dazui said to Liu Xingyu: Just like that, one cup after another, I would faint while drinking, and I would fall asleep after fainting, and I really don't remember anything after that , I swear to God!

Liu Xingyu: You... You have the guts, it doesn't matter, just forget about it, just pretend that nothing happened, sorry to bother you!

After Liu Xingyu finished speaking, she turned around and rushed out, but was grabbed by Big Mouth.

Li Dazui: Wait a minute, what, we didn't do anything last night, did we?

Liu Xingyu: Nothing, no matter how poor or miserable I am, I won't blackmail people with such things!

Li Dazui: I didn't mean that, I just wanted to ask, what happened last night?

Liu Xingyu: Nothing happened, are you satisfied?

Li Dazui: No, my brain is not very good at first, and I drank so much wine, I really can’t remember it at all!

Liu Xingyu: Li Dazui, don't you think it's shameful for you to blame everything on Jiu?

Li Dazui: I... I'm ashamed, but I also have to know, how can I be ashamed?

Liu Xingyu: It's all broken, how can I fix it?

Li Dazui turned pale with shock: Broken... Broken?Where is it broken?

Liu Xingyu: My heart has been broken into pieces, how can you mend it?What do you use to make up?

Li Dazui: This heart? ...Phew, I was so shocked, I thought it was...cough cough cough.

Liu Xingyu blushed and said wronged: "What do you think... what do you think?"

Li Dazui: "It's nothing, let me see it this way, don't cry, I'll cook, after dinner, tell me what's going on."

Liu Xingyu: "I don't eat, big mouth, big mouth, you really don't remember me?"

Li Dazui: "Well, let me let Wushuang come over. Wushuang... Wushuang..."

Zhu Wushuang pushed open the door and saw Liu Xingyu crying aggrievedly while pulling on Dazui's sleeve. From Wushuang's perspective, he felt that Li Dazui was coaxing the girl, and the two were tender and affectionate.

Wushuang hurriedly closed the door and said, "Excuse me."

Dazui hurriedly said: "No, Wushuang, come in, I really don't know this girl."

Wushuang hurriedly ran to the hall outside the door and shouted: "Brother Hou, shopkeeper, brother is not well, come out quickly."

As soon as Xiucai heard it, he rushed over and grabbed Wushuang to have a closer look. Wushuang said unnaturally: "Idiot Brother Hou, it's not that I'm not good, no, it's that something happened to Dazui."

Tong Xiangyu in the front, Guo Furong and Bai Zhantang in the back all came down from upstairs together, and hurriedly asked what was wrong.Wushuang was about to speak when he saw Li Dazui and a girl coming from the backyard.

Everyone hurriedly gathered around, Liu Xingyu wept secretly, Dazui looked depressed, Tong Xiangyu slammed the table.

Tong Xiangyu: Li Dazui, are you promising?Have you learned how to mess around after drinking?

Li Dazui defended in a low voice: I didn't...

Liu Xingyu: He did not!

Li Dazui: Thank you thank you...

Liu Xingyu: But it's more serious than messing around after drinking!Li Dazui, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person. If I had known this, I would never have struck up a conversation with him!

Tong Xiangyu: You took the initiative to strike up a conversation with him?

Liu Xingyu: Oh!This is called a misstep that will lead to eternal hatred!I was confused for a moment, thinking that he... I... he...

Tong Xiangyu: Don't cry, don't cry, with me here, I will give you justice.

Guo Furong: Kneel down and straighten your waist, pretending to be pitiful is of no use to us!

Zhu Wushuang: This girl, if there is any grievance, just say it out, the justice of nature is at your fingertips, and we will never pervert the law for personal gain just because we know him well!

Liu Xingyu: Li Dazui, he is the most despicable, most shameful, most human-faced beast ever!

Lu Xiucai: Even animals are inferior to those called amphibians, such as snakes and lizards!

Liu Xingyu: Shut up, I don't allow you to say that about Brother Zui...

Everyone: Brother Zui?

Liu Xingyu: Yes, Brother Zui, in my eyes, his mouth is not too big, so he is called Brother Zui!

Guo Furong: Why does it sound so awkward?Mouth...

Liu Xingyu: This is my patent, only I can call him Brother Zui!

Everyone: Cough...

Liu Xingyu: In my heart, he used to be an indomitable man, but the iron-clad facts prove that these are all my illusions. He is a sheep in wolf's clothing, no, a wolf in sheep's clothing!

Li Dazui: Why don’t you say that the wolf wearing Little Red Riding Hood is okay, you continue to condemn!

Liu Xingyu: There is no need for that, because all the derogatory words in the world are not enough to describe one ten-thousandth of your character!

Bai Zhantang held his forehead, helpless.I sighed secretly in my heart, why just after the fake foreign devil left, another squid came.

But there's no other way, even if you say it now, it won't solve anything, it's better to fulfill Dazui.Dazui lived a lonely life in his last life, and he must not repeat the same mistakes in this life.Thinking of this, Bai Zhantang stepped forward to Liu Xingyu's ear and said: "The person you are looking for is me. I am Bai Sanniang's son, and I am also the target thief you are looking for."

Liu Xingyu's face turned pale with shock, and a trace of panic flashed in his eyes, but he calmed down immediately after all, he was a gangster.

In Bai Zhantang's astonished eyes, he threw himself into Bai Zhantang's arms and cried aggrievedly: "Brother Yu, is it really you? You don't know me anymore, I am your favorite sister Yu when you were young! Woohoo, Brother Yu, Woohoo, I finally found you."

Guo Furong shouted unhappily: "Bai Zhantang, do you think I'm dead?"

Bai Zhantang pushed Liu Xingyu away and hurried past Xiao Guo to comfort him, "Fu'er, I really don't know this woman, please listen to my explanation."

Xiao Guo was so angry that he refused to listen to Lao Bai's words and kept struggling in Lao Bai's arms: "If I don't listen, I won't listen. Go and explain to your sister Yu."

Turn around and leave.

"Guo Furong, don't you believe me?" Bai Zhantang shouted at Xiao Guo's leaving figure.

Xiao Guo's back was startled, tears were all over his face.But still go.

Bai Zhantang patted his head irritably, facing the stunned crowd, he walked up to Liu Xingyu who was pretending to cry, and said, "Please stop in moderation, Xiao Liu."

Yan Xiaoliu hurried in from the door and stood up, shouting with a sullen face.

"Take it away" Bai Zhantang didn't want to play a childhood sweetheart with Liu Xingyu.

Yan Xiaoliu said cautiously, "No, this...what crime?"

"You go back and bring her to Louzhi County, Louzhi County will tell you naturally, the crime is of course a squid who has committed crimes recently. If you search her body, there must be someone who is lost." Bai Zhantang's face was surprisingly dark, directly ordered.

Yan Xiaoliu hurried up to search him, but Li Dazui yelled, "Yan Xiaoliu, I think you dare."

"What did you call me!!!" Yan Xiaoliu drew his knife.

"No, catcher six, bah, catcher Yan, catcher Bai, are you mistaken? This girl is here to look for me. You guys are wrong, Laobai, can you be angry because of Xiao Guo? Just talking nonsense." Dazui became impatient, and stood in front of Liu Xingyu.

Liu Xingyu didn't buy love at all, and slapped Lao Bai directly, "Why do you say that about me? In my eyes, I am so unbearable? Brother Zui, I'm sorry to bother you, see you in the next life."

Saying that, Liu Xingyu was about to take the opportunity to get away, Bai Zhantang clicked on Liu Xingyu's acupoints directly from the air.

Sitting on the chair, he said, "Xiao Liu, take her back. By the way, also arrest that Liu Xingyue on the street. She is her accomplice."

Liu Xingyu, who was caught, turned pale with fright, and could only shout with the only mouth that was not touched: "Don't touch my sister, I did all this, and it has nothing to do with my sister."

Dazui also pleaded: "Old Bai, Brother Suan, please do it, Miss Liu is really a good girl, not a thief, please let her go. Or I will go to my uncle, right?"

"Miss Liu, wait. I'm going to find my uncle. My uncle is Lou Zhi County. Just wait, I will definitely save you." Dazui said anxiously.

"You..." Liu Xingyu frowned, and a trace of disbelief flashed in his eyes.

Bai Zhantang nodded secretly, it seemed that Dazui was tempted.That's fine.It's just that Liu Xingyu still has to deal ruthlessly.

"Catcher Yan, don't hurry up and arrest people! I can't command you anymore?" Bai Zhantang immediately got angry.

Tong Xiangyu also looked at Lao Bai with a frown, and Wushuang Xiucai was stunned. It was the first time he saw Bai Zhantang get angry.

"Yes, I promise to complete the task." Xiao Liu was told by Bai Zhantang, and immediately stood up straight and replied.After a while, he ran away without a trace.