[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

In the end, Long Xiaobai finally got a piece of clothing.

In fact, the main reason is that Xuanzang no longer rode her without the saddle. Long Xiaobai reckoned that Xuanzang was a little embarrassed, but he didn't tell the truth. Since he became a horse and couldn't ride her, it might as well Transform into a human form, so that everyone can talk freely when they are on the road.

And she finally saw her own face clearly. Fortunately, this face was the same as before she passed through.A standard oval face, the chin is naturally gathered into a point, big beautiful eyes, a straight and pretty little nose, slightly curled eyelashes, full lips, and two cute dimples next to it, you can do it with a good grooming Has the potential of a classic temperament beauty.

At this time, Long Xiaobai had no choice but to boast that she had the foresight. Fortunately, she did not listen to the instigation of the people around her back then, to do small v-shaped face, open eyes, European-style double eyelids, and Korean-style eyebrow tattoos. Otherwise, there is really no place to cry now.

With such a "foreign style" face, I am afraid that he will be laughed to death by Monkey King.

After walking like this for more than half a month, the journey was fairly peaceful, and the only things I encountered were ordinary wolves, tigers and leopards, and Monkey King took care of them one by one.

Passing through the green hills and lush forests, they finally came across a small town full of people, so the three of them took a rest here overnight, and helped Xuanzang to buy a saddle at the town's market.

Since coming to this world, Long Xiaobai has never seen such a bustling market. When he left Datang, the towns he passed through were all in the autumn harvest season, and people were busy in the fields. On the contrary, the towns seemed deserted. of.

But the town in front of me is very lively. The wine flags and signs on both sides of the street are one after another. Bustling.

Long Xiaobai suddenly felt a little excited, isn't this a serious picture of life in the ancient city?It really seems that I am filming a costume series, everything is so novel.

After asking around, it turned out that it was already the twelfth lunar month.

In ancient times, the eighth day of December was called La Ri, which is La Ba in modern society.Twelfth lunar month is the day when the gods are sacrificed at the end of the year. Every time this day comes, the people will celebrate it as lively as the new year.Even the emperor would distribute gift packs containing lip balm and wax fat to the ministers on this day to protect against the cold, and the skin care products bestowed by the emperor were all from the big brands at that time "Zixue" and "Zixue". "Hongxue" and the like, it is claimed that after using it, it can make people look radiant, changing from eighty to eighteen.

Although this small town is already outside the border of the Tang Dynasty, it is heavily influenced by the Tang style. There are also many shops selling rouge and gouache in the streets and alleys. In addition to expensive brands, the merchants will bring some new product samples to the street for free trial. in order to attract more customers.

Looking at it, Long Xiaobai felt very fresh, so he lingered at the door of the shop for a while. In just a short while, several small boxes were stuffed in his pocket. He opened two of them and took a look, huh?Isn't this the modern day lip balm and skin lotion?

This surprised her a little. Beauty products have always been a girl's favorite. After sleeping in the wind for so long, especially when the weather has suddenly turned cold recently, her hands and face are showing signs of cracking. These two things in front of her make her I feel that I am still a little princess who needs to be cared for.

At this time, the little prince Long Xiaobai was wearing Xuanzang's old monk's robe. In fact, the clothes were inappropriate in many places, but Long Xiaobai didn't dare to modify them rashly. He didn't bring extra clothes when he came out of Chang'an. , the one she was wearing might be something Xuanzang would wear in the future.

The sleeves were too long and had to be rolled up. The clothes were long and wide. Long Xiaobai folded the middle part of the clothes a few times and folded them around his waist, and fixed them with a belt. The hair is casually tied up in a bun on the head, and the overall look is a bit nondescript.

Sun Wukong saw her looking at the thing in her hand with fascination, and leaned his head over to ask: "What is it? It smells delicious, is it delicious?"

Long Xiaobai quickly put away the treasure, and patted the small bag on his waist: "This is not for food! This is a good thing that can make people beautiful."

Sun Wukong frowned, and twisted his head in disgust: "You little girls like these unrealistic things."

Long Xiaobai didn't bother to argue with him, but tightly held the small bag at his waist.

After asking passers-by, they found out that the saddle was sold at the east end of Chenghuang Temple, and the three rushed to Chenghuang Temple.

When he arrived at the location, he felt tired and thirsty after walking all the way, so he found a secluded tea shed to rest his feet. Long Xiaobai couldn't help taking out the cosmetic samples and carefully dug a little wax on his hands. While rubbing, he praised: "It smells so good, this smell is pure natural when you smell it."

Without raising his head, he went to look at the lip balm again: "Eh? This color is actually similar to YSL's beheaded male color, haha, I found a treasure now."

Xuanzang glanced at her, then said calmly, "Is this thing really so good?"

Long Xiaobai smiled happily: "Okay! I like it very much."

Xuanzang paused for a moment, stretched out his hand to flick the table, only to hear a clatter, and a large pile of bottles and jars were scattered on the table in an instant, all of which were small samples of various rouge powders, some of which were large in size. It's amazing, it doesn't look like a gift for a trial, but it looks like a formal package.

Long Xiaobai looked at the cosmetics on the table for a while, and after a while, he gave Xuanzang an excited and ambiguous smile: "Master, I didn't expect you to be a fellow!"

Xuanzang spread his hands indifferently: "When I passed by just now, those people insisted on fortifying me."

I am a woman and you are a man!Why give you so much but give me so little!Long Xiaobai was roaring in his heart, after thinking about it for a while, he suddenly realized that although Xuanzang is a man, those who sell rouge and gouache are all women!

With Xuanzang's appearance... even she couldn't help stuffing any good things into his sleeves.

Long Xiaobai's biggest dream in the past was to own the world's top beauty products, so he didn't have to spend money and money to buy big-name foundations, and he didn't have to frantically forward Weibo for a lucky draw for a lipstick.

Looking at the pile in front of her, she knew that her dream had come true.

Although not in the same era, but still... cool!

When she was an Internet celebrity doing live broadcasts, she was best at tossing all kinds of makeup, Yujie, loli, neutral style, any style can be controlled, and she was called "the queen of change" by fans. Thinking of this, she Some hands are itchy.

"You know these things, what's the biggest use?" Long Xiaobai asked.

"What is it?" Sun Wukong is a curious baby and the king of cheers, "Could it be used for seasoning?"

Long Xiaobai glanced at him with ignorant eyes: "If the spell is cast properly, the effect of this thing is equivalent to changing a face."

Sun Wukong waved his hand: "Sounds amazing, but I know 72 kinds of transformations, so I don't need this stuff."

Long Xiaobai shook his head pretending to be deep: "No, no, you are horizontal contrast, I am vertical contrast. It is true that you can conjure up various faces, but you can be on the same face, Raise his beauty level by fifty percent? No way!"

In order to in-depth teaching, she leaned forward, pointed to a man on the tea table next to her, and gave an example in a low voice: "Look, he is also a young man in his twenties, look at this one next to him, and then look at our master, yes Isn't there a huge gap?"

Sun Wukong turned his head and saw that the man at the table had mouse eyes and a pig nose, and the fat head was still a Mediterranean man. Looking at the past, Monkey King's eyes followed the chili powder and blinked straight away: "It's over, it's over, my old grandson!" The eyes are going to be blind... This is not a species at all, okay?!"

Long Xiaobai: "...you don't have to cheer like this."

"Anyway, this is the gap between aesthetics and appearance!" Long Xiaobai followed the temptation, "Do you want to experience this miraculous change?"

Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes and squinted at Long Xiaobai suspiciously.

It always feels like a pit.

An hour later, Monkey King realized.

This fucking is indeed a pit!And it's a deep pit!

The conversation between the two people in the pit is like this:

"What were you doing poking my face with your finger just now?"

"Concealer, your cheeks are a little red, I'll cover it up."

"Then what are you brushing on my face now?"

"Blusher, make the cheeks rosier."

"Think for yourself, are you an idiot?"

"Shut up! Can plateau red be the same as orgasm red?!"

"Oops! What is poking my eyes! My piercing eyes! I'm going to be poked blind by you!!!"

"Look up! Keep your eyes wide open! I can't put inner eyeliner on you like this!"

"..."

Sun Wukong was pressed on the bench for a while, and suggested: "Let's have a discussion, can Master and I take turns to experience, such a good thing can't be enjoyed by myself alone."

Long Xiaobai thought for a while, nodded in agreement and said, "Okay."

Sun Wukong was about to leave the bench happily as if he had been pardoned, when Long Xiaobai suddenly leaned forward and approached Xuanzang, looked carefully at Xuanzang's face, straightened up and did a signature gesture of Teacher Jin Xing, stretching out two fingers Swiping to the side, looking at all beings——

perfect.

Then he nodded to Sun Wukong: "Okay, now it's your turn again, let's continue."

Monkey King, whose ass hadn't left the bench, suffered a knowing blow from the difference in appearance.

"I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, let's go first!" Monkey King jumped up from the stool and hurriedly ran away.

Long Xiaobai was still holding the opened rouge in his hand, and asked inexplicably, "What is he going to do?"

Xuanzang who was sitting beside him shook his head with a smile, got up and said, "Have a good rest, let's go find the saddle."

"Oh." Long Xiaobai put the things on the table into the bag and put them away, and followed Xuanzang out of the tea shed.

After not taking two steps, I saw Monkey King who had left Juechen just now turned around and ran back, shouting as he ran:

"Master! Take a look! I don't know who threw a ball to the old grandson to play with. This market is very good! Some people give away toys!"

Hearing this, Long Xiaobai took a closer look at the ball he was holding in his hand. On the ball made of red embroidered cloth, there were ribbons and red pendants tied on both ends of the four sides, and it was flying in the wind with joy.

This is……

The corner of Long Xiaobai's mouth twitched, and he immediately realized that he glanced at Xuanzang, with a troubled expression on his face.

"Master! This ball is very good! Do you want it?" Sun Wukong shouted holding the ball.

no no no no no...

Xuanzang and Long Xiaobai Qiqi took a step back, shaking their heads like fans.

At this time, I saw a large group of people suddenly pouring out from the streets behind Sun Wukong, all holding sticks in their hands, chasing them aggressively, and the big man in the head roared, resounding through the entire market:

"Stop that ugly-faced monk in front of me! Stop him quickly! He is the one who robbed my young lady's hydrangea!!"