[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

Long Xiaobai's first reaction was to pretend he didn't know Sun Wukong, but Sun Wukong was a very dedicated and persistent boy, and he came towards them straight up holding a hydrangea ball.Looking at his cheerful appearance, he didn't know which lady's marriage he had unintentionally ruined, and he didn't know that there were such a large group of vicious people behind his monkey ass.

The hydrangea fell into the hands of a shabby-faced monk, the lady in the boudoir was not willing, so she sent someone to snatch the hydrangea back, but what if the hydrangea was thrown into Xuanzang's hands by the blind monkey , then I am afraid that the plot later will not be grabbing the ball but grabbing people... No, without any hesitation, Long Xiaobai rushed into the nearest storefront to them, and quickly pulled Xuanzang in , Turn around and close the door!

There were many people in the market, and Sun Wukong was already a little away from them. Long Xiaobai's closing of the door directly cut off Sun Wukong's sight.

Lying on the crack of the door and watching for a long time, I saw Monkey King walking around the door and seeing no sign of them, so he led the group of people and ran away in a noisy manner.

A black shadow flashed through the crack of the door.

Huh——Long Xiaobai let out a long sigh of relief, so sad, the male god almost let someone touch him!

"You are..." A voice came from behind.

Long Xiaobai turned his head, only to see a middle-aged man who looked like a boss looking at him strangely.

She rolled her eyes and remembered that when she dragged Xuanzang in just now, she seemed to vaguely see that it was a clothes shop, so she laughed a few times: "Boss, we came in to look at the clothes..."

"You guys? A monk, a Taoist boy," the boss blinked his radiant eyes, looked Long Xiaobai and Xuanzang up and down, and said emphatically, "Come to my women's clothing store to look at the clothes?"

Uh……

After a closer look, Long Xiaobai discovered that the shelves in the store were indeed filled with brightly colored women's clothing. Xuanzang stood in the middle, as if he was a holy flower of high mountains in this world of mortals.

"And don't close my store in broad daylight, it will affect the business." The boss complained, and was about to go forward to reopen the door.

Long Xiaobai threw her whole body on it in an instant, blocking the door tightly. She was mainly afraid that Monkey King's heartless whim would come back, and it would be troublesome to bring those people to block them in the store.

"Boss, don't open the door. I'm shopping for clothes. I'm a woman." Long Xiaobai leaned against the door and said concisely.

"..." The boss's hand stopped, and after a while, he glanced at Xuanzang next to him again, and smiled meaningfully, "Young people now~~ Come on, look quickly, I still have to do business .”

This smile made Long Xiaobai laugh, and for a long time the shopkeeper thought they were young men and women who eloped, one pretending to be a monk and the other a Taoist boy to deceive others.

This is a big misunderstanding!If it is spread, there will be a reputation for polluting the holy monk!She looked at Xuanzang with some anxiety, only to see that he raised his eyebrows slightly, and his cold eyes fell on Long Xiaobai's face.

Long Xiaobai raised his head, blushing a little: "Master, I'm doing this as an expedient measure. If that monkey throws the hydrangea ball on you, you will be robbed to become Mrs. Yazhai."

Xuanzang really didn't know why Long Xiaobai was avoiding Sun Wukong at first, but after hearing what she said, he realized that this girl was worried about this.But he always felt that Long Xiaobai was a little strange. How should I put it, there was a feeling of taking care of himself too carefully, for fear that he would be entangled by a little bit of trouble from the outside world, but the problem was that he didn't need to be so Protector.

As the most famous eminent monk in the Tang Dynasty, Xuanzang thought that his abilities and virtues were above ordinary people, even above many eminent monks. He has not missed many experiences in the world, otherwise Emperor Taizong and Guanyin Bodhisattva would not choose him to travel west to learn Buddhist scriptures. This is not an easy path.But in Long Xiaobai's place, things had a strange dislocation. He seemed to have become some kind of rare treasure. He was afraid of melting in his mouth, and afraid of falling when holding it in his hand. This made him feel very puzzled. Is it that weak?

Of course Xuanzang doesn't know, Long Xiaobai likes him as a male god, as an idol, who dares to trouble his own idol?One word, do it!

The fighting power of the fans is terrifying.

"Xiaobai, you know, I have never been coerced by others." Xuanzang said lightly.

Since she took human form, Xuanzang has often called her this way. Originally, she was called "Little White Horse", but now the horse is omitted, and she is called Xiaobai directly.Although Long Xiaobai is also "Xiaobai", she used to hate people calling her that. She always felt that she was calling the dog in Crayon Shin-chan, but for some reason, this name suddenly came out of the mouth of the male god. With some intimacy, it sounds not to mention how sweet it is.

"I know." Only you can coerce others, no one else can coerce you.

Long Xiaobai's eyes flickered, and he said seriously: "But this will be very troublesome, and it will delay our journey."

Xuanzang hesitated for a moment, then accepted her explanation and nodded: "That's right."

"Cough," the boss, who was clearly next to him but had been ignored all the time, couldn't bear it anymore, and reminded: "This, uh, distinguished guest, why don't we pick out the clothes first? I'm still in a hurry to open the door for business."

Under the urging of the boss, Long Xiaobai walked to the shelf, only to find that there are really many beautiful clothes in the store.The clothing styles of the Tang Dynasty are complex and diverse, and the colors are gorgeous and charming, especially the women's clothing at that time, which is elegant and beautiful.

Long Xiaobai was dazzled, took a long-sleeved shirt and draped it over his body, and said narcissistically, "Do I look like a fairy sister?"

Xuanzang's face was serious, he frowned and said, "Exaggeration, change one."

"What about this one?"

"The skirt is too long for traveling."

"Then this one?"

"Can you choose some practical ones, you'll freeze to death with this light and fluffy material halfway through."

"Oh..." Long Xiaobai, who only wanted to look good, was hit hard. He lowered his head and thought for a while, and finally said in a muffled voice: "Boss, take out the clothes that are the warmest, most resistant to dirt and most convenient for movement in your store."

Hey, the aesthetics of straight men is like this, no, straight men have no aesthetics at all.She was already mentally prepared for the boss to take out a Northeast Tuner cold and frost-resistant army green cotton padded jacket of the same style as Andy.

The boss is a smart person. Seeing that the atmosphere between the young couple was not right, he quickly took a dark purple Hufu lapel long coat from the shelf and handed it over: "Little lady, please look at this one. The material is warm and the color is warm." Dirt-resistant, and the style is easy to move.”

He smoothed things over and said: "The clothes need to look good. The style and material are one aspect. I think the young lady has a pretty appearance. Can you take good care of this hair and match it with some hairpins and hairpins? The effect will be much better." gone."

While talking, he took out a few accessories from the container, and called the proprietress of the cloth shop next door to come over, helped Long Xiaobai tie a spiral bun on his head, and inserted a wooden hairpin obliquely.

After finishing all this, the shop owner rubbed his hands and smiled: "Look, doesn't this look much better?"

Long Xiaobai took a sneak look at Xuanzang, and found that his expression was calm, without the displeasure just now, and he seemed to have passed the review, but she suddenly thought of something very important.

They have no money at all!

Falling into the illusion of buying, buying, buying, but forgetting that there is still this stubble.Along the way, they ate the fast food from Hualai, lived in the mountains, and never spent money on such things. Long Xiaobai reckoned that even if Xuanzang had emergency money, it would not be too much. Isn't it a bit wasteful to spend on things like buying clothes for yourself?

The boss greeted me for so long, but it turned out that he didn't bring any money. It's not very good, it feels like he came to make trouble on purpose.

"Well, boss," Long Xiaobai smiled awkwardly, "How much does this dress cost?"

The boss chuckled and spread his palms: "The wooden hairpin is for you, and the clothes only cost fifty dollars."

Long Xiao made black and white lines, let alone fifty dollars now, she didn't even have five dollars.She looked at Xuanzang, and Xuanzang also looked at her fixedly, as if he hadn't considered this issue at all.

She scratched her head in embarrassment, and decided to find an excuse to escape without ambition, and said haha: "Well, boss, this is a bit expensive, we don't have that much money with us."

The owner of the shop swept Long Xiaobai and Xuanzang back and forth with his eyes, and smiled very understandingly: "Little lady, this dress is not expensive, it is already a very affordable price."

Long Xiaobai racked his brains and dawdled for a while, then suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he said: "Boss, can you do this? I will show clothes at the door of your store. If I can help you sell twenty pieces of clothes, I will How about you give me this one on your body?"

"Twenty pieces?" The shop owner circled her suspiciously. Although it's a festival, the daily sales volume of his shop is only six or seven pieces. It's also quite impressive. Anyway, there is no loss if you try it, and you can still attract customers, so you said with a smile: "Little lady, I think you have a good figure. If you can really sell twenty pieces, you can give this one to you."

Seeing the boss let go, Long Xiaobai hurriedly changed into a brightly colored dress, and stood openly at the door of the store, attracting a large wave of passers-by who came to watch after a while.If she is an ordinary woman, she will definitely feel shy and embarrassed to be noticed by such a large group of people, but Long Xiaobai is an Internet celebrity, the last thing she fears is being looked at by others, and she also knows how to use her beauty to maximize the effect of products. It was time to smile, to pose, and as expected, the crowd gathered more and more, and more and more girls flocked into the store to buy the same clothes as she was wearing.

Long Xiaobai was overwhelmed by his talent, she really is a strange woman who combines beauty and wisdom!Isn't this the Internet celebrity effect in modern society?It is still useful to get ancient times!

Silently counting the sales volume, according to this speed, twenty pieces should reach the standard soon.

As for Zhengmei, suddenly someone pulled her into the store from behind, Long Xiaobai looked blankly, it was Xuanzang.

"What are you doing?"

Long Xiaobai looked innocent: "Make money to change clothes."

Xuanzang tilted his head and thought about it carefully, took out a small cloth bag from his arms, took out a silver bead and put it on the boss's counter, and pulled Long Xiaobai's hand: "Let's go."

The corner of Long Xiaobai's mouth twitched: "Eh? So you are rich."

Xuanzang: "Who told you I'm gone?"

Long Xiaobai: "Then you didn't say it earlier?"

Xuanzang hesitated for a moment, then said, "It's been useless for a long time, I forgot."

Long Xiaobai: "..."

Xuanzang gave her another tug: "Go, go find the saddle."

Long Xiaobai sighed: "They said just now that they gave it away for nothing, if you persist for a while, the money will not be spent."

Looking at the crowds of people in the shop, she felt a little bit sad, these are all vain money!

Xuanzang turned his head and urged: "It's very troublesome, it will delay our journey."

Huh?Why do these words sound familiar.

Well, although I was reluctant to part with it, the cloth bag Xuanzang took out looked heavy, and it must have contained a lot of silver beads. That is to say, Master Xuanzang is not only not short of money, but also very likely A local tyrant.

"Master, where did you get so much money?" Long Xiaobai was a little curious, aren't monks generally poor.

Xuanzang: "The emperor rewarded it, and my master also gave some, why?"

Long Xiaobai: "..."

Xuanzang: "Cultivators don't like extravagance. Except for necessary things, it's better not to be extravagant and wasteful."

Long Xiaobai understood, this means, I have money, but I want to buy it, but I can't.

Well, this is a stingy local tyrant.

Thinking of the grand occasion of those beautiful clothes being snapped up by the common people just now, Long Xiaobai was a little proud: "I look good in those clothes, don't I?"

Xuanzang thought of the group of people around her just now, and said silently: "It looks good, but it's a bit strange to wear on your body. It looks more and more like the snake spirit I killed back then."

Long Xiaobai pursed his lips when he heard the words: "Master! Why do you only have that snake spirit in your eyes?!"

A Broken Snake Remembers So Many Years!He also remembers people's appearance so clearly!When I mentioned it over and over again, I think it was the impressive appearance or the profound beauty.

Thinking about it this way, Long Xiaobai suddenly felt uncomfortable, and the joy of the male god swiping his card to buy new clothes was immediately thrown out of the blue.

After five seconds.

Xuanzang: "Xiaobai—"

Long Xiaobai: "Huh?"

Xuanzang: "Actually, you are not very similar to that snake spirit. Its face is smaller than yours, and its chin is also sharper than yours—"

Long Xiaobai: "..."