[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

Long Xiaobai was kicked in his sleep. When he woke up, he was in a daze. There was a lot of noise in his ears. He could only hear the third prince crying to the Bodhisattva, crying blood in his voice, paining Chen Xuanzang and others The top ten crimes of phishing law enforcement, it seems that you want to blame yourself in the end?

Long Xiaobai carefully recalled the whole process of what happened at that time, and was surprised to find that there was indeed such a possibility. The third prince might have eaten himself, but ended up swallowing Xuanzang's entrance by mistake.

After listening to the third prince's argument, Guanyin looked down at Xuanzang and said, "Master Xuanzang, is what the third prince Yulong said true?"

Xuanzang pondered for a moment and said, "I really felt a jolt at the time."

Thinking about it carefully, if the evil dragon really wanted to eat people, it wouldn't have spit him out on the shore later, and then looked at him with a sad expression, obviously eating something wrong.

So the truth is...

Xuanzang turned his eyes and looked at Long Xiaobai who was still lying on the ground.

Feeling his gaze, Long Xiaobai turned her face away in embarrassment.

Don't look at me, God's will tricks people, it's really a coincidence.

"In that case," the Bodhisattva spoke again, pointing to the third prince on the ground, and untied his rope, "Third Prince Long, just follow what we said before, you leave here and act as a foothold for Xuanzang, and go with him Go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures."

Upon hearing this, the Third Prince Long thumped and knelt on the ground, crying louder and louder: "Bodhisattva! Look at what these two people have done to me! I absolutely dare not go to the Western Paradise!! And , They also interrupted my dragon horn! The dragon horn is a symbol of our dragon clan's identity, and it is a hereditary respect! If my father finds out about this, he will definitely be angry!"

"This..." Bodhisattva was in a bit of a dilemma. The Third Prince Long was right. Xuanzang and Sun Wukong were too aggressive, basically in the rhythm of beating the dragon to death.

Third Prince Long's face wrinkled into a puddle, and he continued: "I have been severely injured, and I have lost my ability to change. The Bodhisattva told me before that I want to do my legs, but now I can no longer change except for the human form and the real dragon body. Do something else."

That is to say, if Xuanzang wants the third prince to do his legs, there are only two options: riding a man or riding a dragon.

Lying on the ground, Long Xiaobai made up these two pictures in his brain, and burst out laughing.

Rider?It's so strange, the picture is too beautiful to look at.

ride a dragon?Dragon Knight?It sounds good, but the scene is a bit ostentatious.

The Bodhisattva was also very depressed. She had arranged everything well, but now such an accident happened. The third prince was beaten to a half-mutilation and turned into a pig's head. He refused to go to the west even if he died.

The four of them looked at each other, and at the end, all eyes fell on Long Xiaobai who was still wriggling stubbornly on the ground wrapped in cassock.

The vegetable worm Long Xiaobai understood after listening for a while, now Xuanzang has no mount.

so what?It's none of her business anyway.

The mount arranged by the Bodhisattva was disabled, and the original mount was a monster. Two options were presented to Xuanzang. Long Xiaobai felt that with Xuanzang's rich imagination, it is possible to create a third option, which is ——Riding a monkey to the west!

In fact, this kind of setting is not bad, at least, when you arrive in Xitian, you can speak Northeast dialect and play brain teasers for the Buddhas in Xitian:

Dear gods, please listen to the question. Monk Tang went to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures. He rode (seven) monkeys under his crotch, followed by Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha. Excuse me, how many animals did Tang Xuanzang bring to the Western Paradise?

Long Xiaobai laughed out loud, and couldn't be more gloating.

Hearing her laughter, Sun Wukong's eyes turned around. Of course, not only Long Xiaobai could think of such a terrible possibility, but also Sun Wukong.

Realizing the danger, Sun Wukong jumped down from the cloud, rushed to Long Xiaobai's side and shouted: "Bodhisattva, this man can help Xuanzang's legs!"

Long Xiaobai was stunned, shameless!There is nothing more shameless than this monkey!In order not to be used as a mount, she betrayed her, a weak woman!She lay down on the ground with all her strength, desperately merging with the land, inseparable, it can be said that you are in my mud, and you are in my mud.

Sun Wukong quickly untied the rope on her body, pulled Long Xiaobai up from the ground, and said in a voice that could only be heard by two people: "Hurry up and become a horse."

Long Xiaobai was feeling awkward, and rolled his eyes at Sun Wukong: "What are you doing? I don't want to become a horse again!"

"I'll count to three, if you don't change, I'll tear off your cassock and let others see you!" Monkey King grabbed a corner of the cassock, and his men immediately began to exert force.

Long Xiaobai's face paled in fright.

"you dare!"

"one……"

"Shameless! Let go!"

"two……"

"I told you I'm not done with you...!!"

"three!"

"..."

stab-

After a burst of white light, there was already a white horse under the cassock.

Sun Wukong happily waved the cassock in his hand, and repeatedly announced the good news to Guanyin Bodhisattva on the auspicious cloud: "Bodhisattva, I have a horse!"

Long Xiaobai was so mad that he spread his hooves and ran after Sun Wukong: "Damn monkey! Eat me a whirlwind kick!!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Xuanzang, I think this horse has a bad temper. Is it really okay to go to the Western Paradise?"

Xuanzang said lightly: "Bodhisattva, this woman is a demon."

The Bodhisattva looked at Long Xiaobai left and right for a long while, and said with a smile: "Master Xuanzang has lost his sight this time, this woman is really not a demon. The reason why she was able to transform into a human this time is because she was stained with the third prince's blood, but that's fine. Since this karma is caused by her, let her take the place of the Third Prince and accompany you to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures!"

Xuanzang was a little surprised: "Then she is?"

"Everything in the world has a destiny, and the magic of creation is pure in the heaven and the earth." The Bodhisattva lowered his eyebrows and turned into a ray of light, soaring into the sky, leaving a lingering voice, "Don't say it, don't say it..."

When the third prince saw that the Bodhisattva was gone, he didn't even have a polite word of goodbye, turned around and plunged into the deep ravine, as if he had already made up his mind that he would never see Xuanzang and his party again in this life.

Xuanzang looked at Long Xiaobai who had gone mad, his eyes were piercing.

"The Bodhisattva said, I'm not a demon." Long Xiaobai felt that he seemed to have a little confidence.

"En." Xuanzang snorted lightly, which was a response.

He tied himself up for most of the night and still shouted and killed, but now it's all over with just an "um"?

There is no such thing as sorry?

Long Xiaobai stared at Xuanzang's face for a long time, forget it... For the sake of you being my male god, I will forgive you, she thought magnanimously.

"Master..." Long Xiaobai felt that in order to repair the broken master-student relationship, he had better take the initiative, "Do you have any spare robes?"

After being a horse for a long time, she almost forgot what she originally looked like, and she just wanted to get dressed quickly to see what she looked like now.

According to common sense, in all time-travel novels, the heroine can only become more beautiful through time-traveling, and there is absolutely no setting that makes her time-traveling uglier. No matter how bad it is, it is the kind that does not look very beautiful at first glance, but the more beautiful it is, the more attractive it is that everyone wants. type.If you can't even pass the appearance, how can you make the princes angry and become a beauty?How can the emperor not love Jiangshan and beauties?How can you stir up a bloody storm in the rivers and lakes and the court?How could it be so troublesome that gods, men, ghosts, and ghosts all wanted to be the guardian angel of this peerless beauty in the six realms above the nine heavens?

However, she thought again, this is not an ordinary time travel, the story of Journey to the West never lacks beauties, such as spider spirits, jade rabbit spirits, and vixen spirits, these annoying little fairies are absolutely beautiful, As a sycophant myself, I always feel that I am a little related to a sycophant, which sounds like I have no competitiveness.

Although it is said that as long as a sycophant takes a good shot, she is generally good at mixing, but from the point of view of letting her dress up as a horse from the beginning, even if she is transformed into a human, she must not expect too much from her appearance, otherwise It's easy to be disappointed, thank goodness for being able to maintain the level before wearing it.

After hearing her request for clothes, Xuanzang glanced at her coldly and replied, "No."

Long Xiaobai was a little unconvinced: "There are obviously some in the package! It was there when it was given to Monkey King, why it is not there when it is my turn!"

Sun Wukong is afraid that the world will not be chaotic: "Master treats me well, are you jealous?"

Xuanzang: "If I say no, there will be no!"

Sun Wukong: "Master's meaning is to let you be a horse with peace of mind, don't think about those who have what you don't have..."

Long Xiaobai pursed his mouth angrily: "You monkey! You must be jealous of my beauty when I was a human!"

Sun Wukong: "I didn't say that, I don't know how you were when you were a human, but you should stop making this expression when you are a horse, it is so ugly."

Long Xiaobai: "You are a monkey! Aesthetics are the aesthetics of a monkey! If you don't believe me, ask Master, what did I look like when I was a human?"

She looked at Xuanzang earnestly, no woman would not care about her appearance, Xuanzang himself is so handsome, so there should be no problem with aesthetics.

Xuanzang thought for a while, carefully chose words and made sentences, and said, "It's somewhat similar to the snake spirit I killed in my early years."

Long Xiaobai burst into tears when he heard that, Master, are you praising me or cursing me?

One monk, one horse and one monkey, after a day and a night of tossing, it is still the original configuration and the familiar taste.

"Master, get on the horse." Sun Wukong pulled the rein.

"The saddle is gone, so I can't ride." Xuanzang waved his hand.

Long Xiaobai remembered that when she went to drink water last night, she unloaded her luggage, but the saddle was still on her body, presumably she fell into the deep stream when she was entangled with the third prince.

Sun Wukong slapped his head angrily: "Hey! I knew I would have found the saddle for us before letting the third prince go."

Long Xiaobai pouted: "Anyway, I can't call him out now, and it's too late for him to hide from you."

The three had no choice but to walk slowly along the river bank. Looking at the green mountains and green waters, Long Xiaobai also felt that there was something special about it.

"The green hills in the clear water river~~The clear water flows under the green mountains and forests~~~The mountains are heavy and the mountains are green~~The water is curved and the water is lingling..."

Suddenly singing came from the mountain stream, and the simple melody echoed on the water.

Sun Wukong was frowning, and when he looked up, he saw a fisherman propping a dead wood raft, singing folk songs, going down the river.

"Master! We can take the horse and ride on the raft. We will give you a new saddle after we leave here."

Sun Wukong stopped the bamboo raft on the shore, and when the three of them got on the raft, the old fisherman stretched the raft, like the wind like an arrow, he passed Yingshoujian unknowingly and went to the front.