Qi Yao Inn

"No, wait a minute," Peng Yu hurriedly pushed him away from him, looking at him full of surprise, "Are you teaching bad children, you know?"

Li Yize laughed directly after hearing this, put his hand on the side of his head, and put him between himself and the wall, leaning towards him even if he couldn't get an inch, almost touching the tip of the opponent's nose: "Teaching a bad child? I don't think you are qualified to say this, but in terms of promoting unhealthy tendencies, you are the 'founder of the mountain'."

Peng Yu: "..."

"Am I not right?" Li Yize smiled unabated, the amber in his eyes was about to overflow, he gently rubbed his lips against the other's lips, his cool breath slowly rolled into his ears, and Without doing anything, he stuck out the tip of his tongue and scanned the silver hearing aid on his ear bone.

"Hiss..." Peng Yu couldn't help shrinking his neck, but the back of his head hit the wall, and he stared at the other party very vigilantly, "Wait, I didn't ask you to help me verify whether it is waterproof."

Li Yize turned a deaf ear to it, and even more vigorously bit the opponent's ear a few times with his teeth, making Peng Yu's scalp tingle and goosebumps all over his body. A fierce "war between heaven and man" was going on in his mind, and one party was urging him Hurry up to clean up this unrestrained dragon, but the other party is warning him to be a good example and not to do such indecent things in front of children.

Because he was hesitant, he didn't take any action. Just as the [-]th round of the battle was approaching, a voice suddenly came in forcefully: "No, boss, this is a kindergarten, please restrain yourself."

The ambiguous atmosphere that was heating up was chilled by a basin of cold water in the pocket, Li Yize withdrew a little bit reluctantly, turned his head to look, and saw Xu Bing was poking there with a mop with an indescribable expression.

Peng Yu hurriedly looked around, and was relieved when he found that there was no one else nearby. He coughed and tried to cover up his "crime": "It's all right, it's all done, right? Then you... what should you do?"

Xu Bing said "Oh", and walked away with a mop in his hands.

Peng Yu nudged a certain culprit on the chest: "Look at you, as the leader of all souls, can you take the lead for the starting point of all souls? We know that doing these offensive things every day, we must improve our ideological and cultural accomplishments ,understand?"

Li Yize's eyes were cold, and he shaved his face: "Ideological and cultural cultivation? Do you really have this thing? Anyway, I don't have it. Who made us lustful? I don't know how much 'immoral' we have to do." Only by doing so can you breed so many 'descendants of the dragon'."

Peng Yu: "..."

It always feels like something is wrong.

After Li Yize finished speaking, he took the initiative to let him go, and walked away slowly. Peng Yu stared at his back for a long time, feeling that the dragon didn't seem to want to leave him and go home alone, so he didn't hit Nan Qiang chased after him without looking back, and brought back the previous topic: "Are you really not going to listen to my lecture?"

Li Yize stopped walking, turned his head very slowly, and gave him a gloomy look, inexplicably reminiscent of an owl whose neck was poked and turned to look at you.

Under his "threat", Peng Yu finally gave up struggling and scratched the back of his head: "Well, you can go around as you like, or you can go home and wait for me, and I will go back after class."

Li Yize left without saying a word.

As soon as he turned a corner, he heard Peng Yu talking to himself: "It's really hard to take care of you. Let's see how I deal with you when I go back tonight."

So Li Yize's footsteps about to leave stopped again, his eyes moved slightly, as if pleased by this "cleaning up", he turned his direction, and stalked the other party secretly.

It seemed that the time for the big class was almost up, so Peng Yu wandered aimlessly for a while, and went straight into the class at the western end of the corridor, as if he didn't know that there was a little tail behind him.

He walked through the front door, and Li Yize entered through the back door. Taking advantage of the momentary blind spot, he had already slipped into the back row of the class without a sound, cast a trick on himself, and moved a small bench to sit in the corner with peace of mind.

The big classes are all little demons who can transform into shapes, speak fluently, and know Chinese characters. Because demons at this age are already relatively strong, they don’t need to be divided into classes for protection. Therefore, there are all kinds of demons in a class. Basically, humanoid classes are taught. Animal play.

Li Yize could only hold his breath cautiously, struggling to "survive between cracks". Looking at it, I somehow thought of a table full of Chinese people.

The intuition of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages made all the monsters feel cold for no reason, and they all looked in the direction of Li Yize, but this guy disguised himself as the background, and the little monsters with insufficient cultivation did not notice anything.

The monsters looked at each other blankly, Peng Yu had already walked to the podium and clapped his hands: "Class is over, class is over, everyone sit down."

The little demons returned to their positions at the speed of light with a "hula", sat down on their seats in an orderly manner, blinked their big eyes and waited for his opening remarks.

Peng Yu introduced himself step by step. This time he not only said his surname, but also his first name, and wrote the word "奥" on the blackboard: "Who knows what this word means? If you guess it right, I will reward you." He eats candy."

The little demons haven't figured out the way of this teacher. You look at me and I look at you, and dare not answer rashly. A brave little leopard raised its paw and said, "I know, I know! What does this word mean?" It's 'two or'!"

Peng Yu: "..."

Li Yize couldn't hold back in the back row, and laughed softly.

He cast a blindfold on himself, but forgot to add a soundproof character, and the demons with keen hearing turned their heads to look at the source of the sound, but found nothing.Peng Yu was far away and didn't hear it, so he asked suspiciously, "What are you looking at? What's behind you?"

None of the monsters dared to answer, and Peng Yu didn't continue to ask, and walked up to the little leopard: "I didn't answer correctly, but you are brave, and I will reward you with a candy."

The little monster is always full of curiosity about human toys and food. The little leopard took his candy, immediately opened the wrapping paper and stuffed it into his mouth.

Peng Yu returned to the podium and tapped the blackboard with his knuckles: "This word means 'elegant speech and brilliant writing'—it's me, remember?"

All the demons said in unison: "Remember!"

Li Yize: "..."

It is really rare in the world to be as narcissistic as Peng.

Peng Yu chatted with the little demons again for a lively atmosphere, and then he cut to the point unhurriedly: "You all learn Chinese characters well, so I won't teach you from scratch, let's learn something that can effectively help you. Understand human things—today we will learn the Three Character Classic.”

As he spoke, he began to write on the blackboard, and smacked the pointer in a dignified manner: "Come and read to me—'At the beginning of human beings, sex is inherently cheap'."

All the demons: "At the beginning of human beings, sex is cheap——"

Li Yize: "..."

How could such a guy become a language teacher?Do you open the back door for yourself as the head of the garden?

Peng Yu didn't feel at all that he was the culprit for "teaching children badly", and continued to speak freely: "This 'human beings are inherently cheap' means that human beings are inherently cheap, such as It is said that humans like to keep cats, but felines are very cold, the more they ignore humans, the more they rush to tease you, 'the first teaser is cheap', that's what it means."

Li Yize's eyelids twitched, and he already had a premonition of the future of these monsters.

"Okay, let's continue," Peng Yu pointed to the next sentence with the pointer, "'Sex is similar, habits are far away', which means that people's natures are very close, but their habits are very different—let's continue with the cat example. It is said that some people can’t walk when they see a cat, saying “so cute, so cute” and want to steal the cat back to their home immediately. But some people are different, they seem to dislike their master very much on the surface, Asking 'how to make cat meat delicious' every day, in fact, I still work hard to shovel other people's excrement, and be a hard-working excrement officer."

Li Yize took a deep breath, and admired this person very much for being able to justify himself after distorting the original intention by 180 degrees.

Peng Yu: "The next sentence, 'Dogs don't bark, sex changes'—we just finished talking about cats, so let's talk about dogs. We all know that dogs like to bark. The meaning of this sentence is that dogs If it stops barking, it means that its personality has changed, maybe as it grows older, it has gradually changed from a tossing puppy to a docile big dog."

"'The thief who barks, kneels with a brick'—it means that in people's eyes, dogs are very loyal animals, they are their good friends, and they can guard their homes for them. The probability is that something happened nearby. It is very likely that a "burglar" entered the house, that is, a thief. If people catch this thief, they must let him kneel on the bricks for a night, and at the same time reward their own dogs to help them Keep your money."

Li Yize: "..."

He was almost convinced by the other party.

At this time, a little demon suddenly raised his hand: "Teacher, why did you only mention cats and dogs, but not us?"

"Don't worry, there will be more later," Peng Yu waved his hand to signal them to be calm, "Then I will continue—"Xi Mengmu, choose a neighbor." These two sentences mean that there was once a person named Mengmu who specialized in Picking a neighbor to start with, there is a saying that 'rabbits don't eat the grass by the side of the nest', but people are different creatures, they specialize in picking the grass by the side of the nest to eat, not only the grass by the side of the nest, but also the grass that turns back, what? There are a lot of people who get back together with their ex-boyfriends."

"The last two sentences are 'If you don't learn, you will break the machine'. It means that Mengmu has a son named Mencius. He thinks that his mother's behavior is not good, and he doesn't want to learn from her. As a result, Mengmu gets angry when she hears it, very angry. Throw things on the ground and break the 'loom', which is a kind of machine for weaving cloth."

Hearing this, Li Yize finally couldn't bear it anymore. He forcibly restrained the urge to grab the person on the stage and wash his brains. He stood up and walked out of the classroom expressionlessly. He happened to meet Teacher Xianhe whom he had met before, and stopped her to say : "You really let him lecture like this?"

"Uh..." Teacher Xianhe was also very embarrassed, "Who told him to be the principal, but it doesn't matter, we have already distributed the freshman enrollment handbook, and the children have been familiar with it and recited it in the first class. question."

"Freshman Enrollment Manual?" Li Yize obviously didn't understand, "What does this have to do with Peng Yu?"

Teacher Xianhe immediately took out a very miniature notebook from his bag: "You will know after reading it."

Li Yize accepted it suspiciously, and saw that it read:

Freshman Enrollment Handbook (Large Class)

1. Do not believe even a single punctuation mark in the class taught by Mr. Peng.

2. Please don’t expose Mr. Peng, you just need to listen to what he said, you don’t need to refute, other teachers will explain it to you again.

3. Please recite the above two words ten times silently and keep them in mind.

Li Yize: "..."