Qi Yao Inn
Chapter 67 Teacher Peng's First Class
Li Yize entered the classroom with a look of confusion, and sat down on the seat inexplicably. When he turned his head and saw dozens of pairs of blinking eyes staring at him, he felt like he was on a pirate ship.
You can imagine how big the desks and chairs in the kindergarten can be. When he sat there, he couldn't let go of his arms or stretch his legs.
He looked up at Peng Yu's expression again, and felt that this person was definitely doing it on purpose. He didn't want to cooperate with this listless and unreliable Chinese teacher. He went to the corner and sat down on a lazy sofa by the wall.
Peng Yu raised his eyebrows, pretended not to see, and continued to arrange seats for the little monsters according to the roster, and then walked up to the podium as if it was a real thing, and made a preface with a cough: "Today is the first day of school, Welcome everyone to come to the kindergarten, I am your... Chinese teacher, my surname is Peng. But I am just a substitute, your official teacher, Teacher Yang, is temporarily unable to come, so I will substitute for him for two days."
Li Yize sank lazily on the sofa, watching his nonsense, and then at the group of dazed little demons, he couldn't help but smile without sympathy.
The kindergarten has recruited more than 200 students in total, divided into seven classes, and the three small classes have relatively few monsters. They are divided into classes according to land, sea, and air, because the monsters in the small class basically can’t speak or understand human language. Let teachers in their respective fields teach.
This class is full of land animals, those who eat meat are by the window, and those who eat grass are by the door, with the podium in between.
Standing on the podium is a "chaos" human being.
Peng Yu condescended to look at those little monsters who couldn't transform themselves, and felt very headache. It was an "extreme challenge" for him to teach a group of cats and dogs by himself.Two kittens who couldn't understand what he said had already started fighting with each other, rolling into a fluffy ball, you bared my teeth at me, and I stretched out my claws at you.
Peng Yu hurriedly gave Li Yize winks wildly, and the latter held back a smile, and kindly used spiritism to help him translate the words to the demons.
The little guys stopped their movements and looked up at him. Peng Yu pointed at Li Yize and explained, "This is my teaching assistant."
Li Yize twitched the corners of his mouth and rolled his eyes when he heard the words, deliberately twisting his meaning because he didn't understand.
With the help of the translator, Peng Yu emphasized some precautions, and finally said: "If you have any questions, you can raise your hands."
A kitten raised its paws and held up its pink and tender pads and asked, "Meow, meow, meow, meow?"
Peng Yu: "..."
Li Yize looked at Boss Peng's indescribable expression, and felt great physical and mental pleasure, with a full smile in his voice: "She asked what she had for lunch, and could she bring it from home?"
"You can bring your own, and we will provide it. You can eat anything you want," Peng Yu said, suddenly becoming serious, and gently tapped the table with his knuckles, and glanced at the little hamster that had shrunk into a ball, "But, you can't eat it." Classmates, even those in the next class."
The little cat demon scratched his ears in frustration, let out a low "meow", and started to play with his own tail.
A class in the small class lasts only 15 minutes, and Peng Yu dismisses the get out of class almost without saying anything. Even the best "talking about mountains" cannot be performed because of communication difficulties.
Peng, who has fully experienced that "it is not easy to be a teacher", is more anxious than a group of children. He slipped off the podium as if to escape when the time came, and let them play by themselves. He walked to Li Yize very tiredly, and sighed with his hands on his hips .
Li Yize looked up at him and said, "Is being a teacher fun?"
"It's not fun," Peng Yu rubbed his forehead, "Fortunately, I only have to substitute for two days, otherwise I would have to go crazy, and the language barrier is too hurt."
Li Yize used magic to control a cat teasing stick, letting it float up and down in the air, and asked curiously: "Didn't you say that all the teachers are here? Why is there one missing?"
"Don't mention it," Peng Yu sighed again, "The one who leads this class is a goat, who looks young, but is actually quite old. He called me yesterday and told me that he accidentally slipped his waist and needs to rest for two days. "
Li Yize couldn't help laughing, just about to say that the teachers you hired are not very good, when he suddenly saw a "big guy" walking by, a little white tiger cub, "wanting to see through" the cat teaser.
He instantly remembered what Zhu Li had said to him, his eyes curled up maliciously, and he took the cat teasing stick to lure him to his side step by step.
The cat teaser stick is always attractive to feline cubs, even the "big cats" are not immune, the little tiger cub was completely unaware that he was being attacked by a certain dragon, and by the time he realized it was too late, he was covered in Yiqing was hugged by the other party, Li Yize looked at him with a smile and said, "Yundou, you are not qualified to be a 'spy'."
Yundou let out an "Aww" and spoke in a human way: "You guys are going too far."
Li Yize is teasing Yundou here, while Peng Yu has already called the little white cat demon who was rescued from the black market over there, and asked her to take a group of demons to play, and then he came over and touched Yundou's head: "You Said that you, the majestic Tiger King of the White Tiger Clan, actually mixed in with a group of children. At the Monster Clan Conference last time, who passionately asked 'Who is the King of Beasts'? I think you are a little bit uncomfortable as the King of Beasts Fair enough?"
Yundou struggled to free his head from his claws, trying to save his precarious image destroyed by the cat teaser, and said, "What's wrong with the king of beasts, so you can't let him be a little childlike?"
As he spoke, he stretched out a paw, pointed at Peng Yu with the tip of the paw, and responded with an eye for an eye: "You can't do it as a substitute. For a little demon like them, what they need most is to touch their fur. Intimate contact will make you feel better." Favorability rises faster—of course, it can’t be done overnight, it must be done step by step.”
"Taught." Peng Yu glanced at the white cat who had become one with all the monsters, as if he had figured out something, he suddenly reached out and rubbed Yundou's chin and belly.
"...didn't let you lick me!" Yundou yelled, but his eyes closed involuntarily, he seemed to be enjoying himself, and he hummed a few times from his nose. Remembering that he was the "Tiger King", another Jiling came to his senses, struggled to break free from Li Yize's arms, jumped to the ground and turned into a human form, and shouted at them with his messy hair, "I want to complain!"
After he finished speaking, he ran away in a hurry. After Peng Yu finished his useless class, he also left the classroom with his own dragon, trying to catch up with Yundou.
As a result, as soon as I went out, when I passed the door of the "Bird Class" next door, twenty or thirty birds suddenly rushed out of it, and the two of them instantly became the "center of the storm". It was better for Peng Yu to stand far away. After being baptized by the storm, he felt the smell of feathers covering the sky, and several birds with poor brakes even hit him.
His whole body was stiff, and he poked and stood there for a long time before the storm passed. When he opened his eyes again, he saw that his head, shoulders, and clothes were all covered with feathers, all of which were collected. It is estimated that it can make a colorful feather fan.
"I'm sorry," Teacher Xianhe smiled at them apologetically, "They were so excited when they said they were going to have an outdoor class."
The two innocent sufferers were silent for a few seconds, and one of them suddenly burst into undisguised laughter. Li Yize glanced at him full of resentment, shook his shoulders, and shook off all his feathers: "Your kindergarten is as unreliable as you are!" Spectrum."
Peng Yu readily accepted the "reward" and pointed forward: "The third class is the aquarium class, most of which are yours with scales. I think you should like this one better, why don't we go and see..."
There was a "crash" in front, and a large splash of water came out of the classroom.
"……Look."
"Sorry!" Mr. Yu fish poked his head out, "I'm sorry principal, we will be closed for classes from now on!"
Li Yize: "..."
Peng Yu quickly coughed a lot, and grabbed Xu Bing who happened to pass by: "Quick, clean this up, don't slip and fall."
"Good director," Xu Bing straightened his back, "I'll go right away."
The two struggled through the "minefield" of the small class. Li Yize leaned exhaustedly against the corridor window and let out a long breath: "I never want to come here again."
"Don't," Peng Yu glanced at the time, "I'll have the big class soon, the big class is very obedient, really, that's where the class is serious, the small class is just for fun - you don't plan to see me teaching look?"
"Please allow me to refuse," Li Yize looked at him strangely, "I'm not very interested in seeing how you harm demons."
"How can this be called a disaster?" Peng Yu deliberately put on a serious face and said solemnly, "The so-called 'preaching and teaching karma to solve doubts', I am teaching them the philosophy of monsters, not to mention that the purpose of opening a kindergarten is to let them Learn how to better integrate into human society, master life skills, and learn to protect yourself. Many parents don’t teach their children this, so I’ll teach them—do you think there is anyone who understands human beings better than me?”
"I don't know if there are any," Li Yize stared at him, "but I know that not everyone dares to go to lectures without knowing the language. I'm curious, if I didn't come today, who would you ask for an interpreter?"
Peng Yu: "..."
Mr. Peng was hit twice to his self-esteem as a human being, and he became dumb in an instant. After half a minute of silence, he stretched out his arms and put his arms around the other's shoulders, and said sadly: "Can you not tear me down? It was me last night. Didn't serve you well, or did you skip your breakfast this morning?"
Li Yize's eyes flickered slightly, and he came up to him: "Since you have arranged dance lessons, does that mean you are also going to teach them how to court?"
Peng Yu was taken aback for a moment, not understanding how the topic came up, hesitatingly said: "Yes... ah, it's just the nature of enlightenment, and only the big class has it. Monsters, most of them mature earlier than humans, and it's spring again. Even though they haven't reached the age of estrus, it's better to get to know it earlier, so as to save them from not knowing what's going on when they get it."
Li Yize nodded and rolled his eyes: "So I don't think it's suitable for you to be a Chinese teacher. You should do it yourself and teach them how to court, how to stand out from the crowd, and win at the starting line."
Peng Yu: "..."
Li Yize lightly licked the corner of his lips, and snorted in the other's ear: "If that's the case, I'd be more than happy to be your 'teaching assistant'."
Peng Yu: "..."
You can imagine how big the desks and chairs in the kindergarten can be. When he sat there, he couldn't let go of his arms or stretch his legs.
He looked up at Peng Yu's expression again, and felt that this person was definitely doing it on purpose. He didn't want to cooperate with this listless and unreliable Chinese teacher. He went to the corner and sat down on a lazy sofa by the wall.
Peng Yu raised his eyebrows, pretended not to see, and continued to arrange seats for the little monsters according to the roster, and then walked up to the podium as if it was a real thing, and made a preface with a cough: "Today is the first day of school, Welcome everyone to come to the kindergarten, I am your... Chinese teacher, my surname is Peng. But I am just a substitute, your official teacher, Teacher Yang, is temporarily unable to come, so I will substitute for him for two days."
Li Yize sank lazily on the sofa, watching his nonsense, and then at the group of dazed little demons, he couldn't help but smile without sympathy.
The kindergarten has recruited more than 200 students in total, divided into seven classes, and the three small classes have relatively few monsters. They are divided into classes according to land, sea, and air, because the monsters in the small class basically can’t speak or understand human language. Let teachers in their respective fields teach.
This class is full of land animals, those who eat meat are by the window, and those who eat grass are by the door, with the podium in between.
Standing on the podium is a "chaos" human being.
Peng Yu condescended to look at those little monsters who couldn't transform themselves, and felt very headache. It was an "extreme challenge" for him to teach a group of cats and dogs by himself.Two kittens who couldn't understand what he said had already started fighting with each other, rolling into a fluffy ball, you bared my teeth at me, and I stretched out my claws at you.
Peng Yu hurriedly gave Li Yize winks wildly, and the latter held back a smile, and kindly used spiritism to help him translate the words to the demons.
The little guys stopped their movements and looked up at him. Peng Yu pointed at Li Yize and explained, "This is my teaching assistant."
Li Yize twitched the corners of his mouth and rolled his eyes when he heard the words, deliberately twisting his meaning because he didn't understand.
With the help of the translator, Peng Yu emphasized some precautions, and finally said: "If you have any questions, you can raise your hands."
A kitten raised its paws and held up its pink and tender pads and asked, "Meow, meow, meow, meow?"
Peng Yu: "..."
Li Yize looked at Boss Peng's indescribable expression, and felt great physical and mental pleasure, with a full smile in his voice: "She asked what she had for lunch, and could she bring it from home?"
"You can bring your own, and we will provide it. You can eat anything you want," Peng Yu said, suddenly becoming serious, and gently tapped the table with his knuckles, and glanced at the little hamster that had shrunk into a ball, "But, you can't eat it." Classmates, even those in the next class."
The little cat demon scratched his ears in frustration, let out a low "meow", and started to play with his own tail.
A class in the small class lasts only 15 minutes, and Peng Yu dismisses the get out of class almost without saying anything. Even the best "talking about mountains" cannot be performed because of communication difficulties.
Peng, who has fully experienced that "it is not easy to be a teacher", is more anxious than a group of children. He slipped off the podium as if to escape when the time came, and let them play by themselves. He walked to Li Yize very tiredly, and sighed with his hands on his hips .
Li Yize looked up at him and said, "Is being a teacher fun?"
"It's not fun," Peng Yu rubbed his forehead, "Fortunately, I only have to substitute for two days, otherwise I would have to go crazy, and the language barrier is too hurt."
Li Yize used magic to control a cat teasing stick, letting it float up and down in the air, and asked curiously: "Didn't you say that all the teachers are here? Why is there one missing?"
"Don't mention it," Peng Yu sighed again, "The one who leads this class is a goat, who looks young, but is actually quite old. He called me yesterday and told me that he accidentally slipped his waist and needs to rest for two days. "
Li Yize couldn't help laughing, just about to say that the teachers you hired are not very good, when he suddenly saw a "big guy" walking by, a little white tiger cub, "wanting to see through" the cat teaser.
He instantly remembered what Zhu Li had said to him, his eyes curled up maliciously, and he took the cat teasing stick to lure him to his side step by step.
The cat teaser stick is always attractive to feline cubs, even the "big cats" are not immune, the little tiger cub was completely unaware that he was being attacked by a certain dragon, and by the time he realized it was too late, he was covered in Yiqing was hugged by the other party, Li Yize looked at him with a smile and said, "Yundou, you are not qualified to be a 'spy'."
Yundou let out an "Aww" and spoke in a human way: "You guys are going too far."
Li Yize is teasing Yundou here, while Peng Yu has already called the little white cat demon who was rescued from the black market over there, and asked her to take a group of demons to play, and then he came over and touched Yundou's head: "You Said that you, the majestic Tiger King of the White Tiger Clan, actually mixed in with a group of children. At the Monster Clan Conference last time, who passionately asked 'Who is the King of Beasts'? I think you are a little bit uncomfortable as the King of Beasts Fair enough?"
Yundou struggled to free his head from his claws, trying to save his precarious image destroyed by the cat teaser, and said, "What's wrong with the king of beasts, so you can't let him be a little childlike?"
As he spoke, he stretched out a paw, pointed at Peng Yu with the tip of the paw, and responded with an eye for an eye: "You can't do it as a substitute. For a little demon like them, what they need most is to touch their fur. Intimate contact will make you feel better." Favorability rises faster—of course, it can’t be done overnight, it must be done step by step.”
"Taught." Peng Yu glanced at the white cat who had become one with all the monsters, as if he had figured out something, he suddenly reached out and rubbed Yundou's chin and belly.
"...didn't let you lick me!" Yundou yelled, but his eyes closed involuntarily, he seemed to be enjoying himself, and he hummed a few times from his nose. Remembering that he was the "Tiger King", another Jiling came to his senses, struggled to break free from Li Yize's arms, jumped to the ground and turned into a human form, and shouted at them with his messy hair, "I want to complain!"
After he finished speaking, he ran away in a hurry. After Peng Yu finished his useless class, he also left the classroom with his own dragon, trying to catch up with Yundou.
As a result, as soon as I went out, when I passed the door of the "Bird Class" next door, twenty or thirty birds suddenly rushed out of it, and the two of them instantly became the "center of the storm". It was better for Peng Yu to stand far away. After being baptized by the storm, he felt the smell of feathers covering the sky, and several birds with poor brakes even hit him.
His whole body was stiff, and he poked and stood there for a long time before the storm passed. When he opened his eyes again, he saw that his head, shoulders, and clothes were all covered with feathers, all of which were collected. It is estimated that it can make a colorful feather fan.
"I'm sorry," Teacher Xianhe smiled at them apologetically, "They were so excited when they said they were going to have an outdoor class."
The two innocent sufferers were silent for a few seconds, and one of them suddenly burst into undisguised laughter. Li Yize glanced at him full of resentment, shook his shoulders, and shook off all his feathers: "Your kindergarten is as unreliable as you are!" Spectrum."
Peng Yu readily accepted the "reward" and pointed forward: "The third class is the aquarium class, most of which are yours with scales. I think you should like this one better, why don't we go and see..."
There was a "crash" in front, and a large splash of water came out of the classroom.
"……Look."
"Sorry!" Mr. Yu fish poked his head out, "I'm sorry principal, we will be closed for classes from now on!"
Li Yize: "..."
Peng Yu quickly coughed a lot, and grabbed Xu Bing who happened to pass by: "Quick, clean this up, don't slip and fall."
"Good director," Xu Bing straightened his back, "I'll go right away."
The two struggled through the "minefield" of the small class. Li Yize leaned exhaustedly against the corridor window and let out a long breath: "I never want to come here again."
"Don't," Peng Yu glanced at the time, "I'll have the big class soon, the big class is very obedient, really, that's where the class is serious, the small class is just for fun - you don't plan to see me teaching look?"
"Please allow me to refuse," Li Yize looked at him strangely, "I'm not very interested in seeing how you harm demons."
"How can this be called a disaster?" Peng Yu deliberately put on a serious face and said solemnly, "The so-called 'preaching and teaching karma to solve doubts', I am teaching them the philosophy of monsters, not to mention that the purpose of opening a kindergarten is to let them Learn how to better integrate into human society, master life skills, and learn to protect yourself. Many parents don’t teach their children this, so I’ll teach them—do you think there is anyone who understands human beings better than me?”
"I don't know if there are any," Li Yize stared at him, "but I know that not everyone dares to go to lectures without knowing the language. I'm curious, if I didn't come today, who would you ask for an interpreter?"
Peng Yu: "..."
Mr. Peng was hit twice to his self-esteem as a human being, and he became dumb in an instant. After half a minute of silence, he stretched out his arms and put his arms around the other's shoulders, and said sadly: "Can you not tear me down? It was me last night. Didn't serve you well, or did you skip your breakfast this morning?"
Li Yize's eyes flickered slightly, and he came up to him: "Since you have arranged dance lessons, does that mean you are also going to teach them how to court?"
Peng Yu was taken aback for a moment, not understanding how the topic came up, hesitatingly said: "Yes... ah, it's just the nature of enlightenment, and only the big class has it. Monsters, most of them mature earlier than humans, and it's spring again. Even though they haven't reached the age of estrus, it's better to get to know it earlier, so as to save them from not knowing what's going on when they get it."
Li Yize nodded and rolled his eyes: "So I don't think it's suitable for you to be a Chinese teacher. You should do it yourself and teach them how to court, how to stand out from the crowd, and win at the starting line."
Peng Yu: "..."
Li Yize lightly licked the corner of his lips, and snorted in the other's ear: "If that's the case, I'd be more than happy to be your 'teaching assistant'."
Peng Yu: "..."
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