Qi Yao Inn

Li Yize looked at the freshman handbook in silence, unable to recover for a long time.

After a long time, he raised his head slowly, exchanged a glance with Teacher Xianhe, and at the same time saw helplessness in the other's eyes, Li Yize sighed very deeply, and closed the booklet: "It's okay, you can go to work."

Teacher Xianhe probably had other classes, so he left without saying anything. Li Yize returned to the classroom, and someone Peng finally finished his "spiritual talk" and came down from the podium.

Li Yize endured it with difficulty for three seconds, but chose to get rid of the blindfold, appeared in front of the other party, and dragged him into the corridor without any explanation: "It's really good for you to give lectures like this?"

Peng Yu didn't seem to be surprised that he was here, and shrugged his shoulders indifferently: "They won't listen to serious talks. These three-character scriptures are books for human beings, and they don't benefit much from learning demons. It's a pity that there has been no systematic education in the demon world for so many years. bibliography, otherwise I wouldn’t talk about the Three Character Classic.”

As he spoke, he leaned forward and gently raised his chin towards the other party, with an unfathomable smile in his eyes: "Speaking of which, aren't you determined not to listen to my lecture? It's not the leader of all souls who should have something wrong." It’s because of you that they suddenly looked back together just now, right?”

Li Yize was at a loss for words for a while, his gaze was slightly dodged, but he quickly stabilized himself, and asked sternly, "Don't change the subject for me, as a Chinese teacher, you teach children some crooked ways, it's irresponsible, do you understand?" ?”

"Hehe?" Peng Yu looked at him with a smile, and wiped his finger lightly on his lower lip, "You, a dragon who has been in trouble for 2000 years, still have the nerve to talk about 'responsibility' with me? You say I am crooked, so what is the right way?"

He put his hand on the other person's shoulder: "Let me tell you, the ideas conveyed by human books are not applicable in the demon world. Instead of teaching them some useless things, it is better to innovate. According to my own thinking—— Take the matter of 'filial piety' for example, in fact, most demons are like your dragons, with weak family ties, and don't even know who their parents are, so talking about 'filial piety' to them is not nonsense."

Li Yize looked at him with a strange expression, and said to himself, you continue to make up.

Peng Yu really continued to make up: "There is also the one about Kong Rong giving pears, which is about politeness, right? However, the demon world has always been prey to the weak and the strong, and there are only so many auras for cultivation. If you don't grab it, can you just wait for it?" Waiting for others to feed? What if one day the demon world is in turmoil and food is scarce, when a student is scrambling for food, he suddenly thinks, "Oh, Mr. Peng told me to be courteous to others, not selfish", and then he will The food I got was handed over, and I starved to death in the end. Who do you think is to blame? What kind of heart do I, the teacher, want? Do I want the students to be good, or do I want the students to die?"

Li Yize: "..."

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Peng Yu made some great comments again, Li Yize finally couldn't listen anymore, and interrupted him: "Okay, you're the only one who talks too much."

Peng Yu was neither angry nor annoyed, and replaced the hand on his shoulder with an elbow, and the whole person took advantage of the situation to get closer, with the corners of his mouth upturned with a smile: "I know you have a heart for the monster race!" The future is here, the ex-ex-ex-Dragon King—but let’s take a step back, haven’t the student handbooks been distributed? Monsters at this age already have their own judgment and know who to trust and who not to trust, just like the current human beings. Like a child, they are all smart, otherwise why don't you think I'm going to harm Xiaoban?"

Li Yize's eyelids twitched, and he said to himself that you still have a little self-knowledge, knowing that you are not doing a good job.

"Oh," Peng Yu sighed exaggeratedly, and stretched his muscles in front of the other party, "After two days of class, I will get out. I am really not suitable to be a teacher, so I have to stand in class all the time. I can't take it anymore, I'd better go home and open my inn, count my money, and raise my dragon."

Li Yize: "..."

It was get out of class time, when someone passed by in the corridor, he immediately lowered his head and pretended not to be chatting with a certain teacher, and continued to flip through the freshman handbook with high curiosity, and found that apart from the three "points" on the first page, there were also There are some other requirements -

4. Please don't pull the tail of the dance teacher.

5. If the math/geography teacher does not show up on time during the class time, and everyone consciously goes to self-study or play, he will usually arrive within 10 minutes.

6. Don't bully the students in the small class and the middle class.

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10. The registration time for the Cultivation Class will start at the end of each semester. If you are interested, you can wait for the notice, or call Dou Tu Xian Chang at 000-10066364788 for consultation.

After reading these inexplicable regulations, Li Yize felt completely confused, and was about to cast a questioning look at Director Peng, but who would have thought that the other party would hand over an even more inexplicable manual——

Novice Entrance Manual (Secondary Class)

1. If the director of the park comes to inspect the work, please walk in front of him if you want to be stroked, and walk around if you don't want to be touched.

2. The teacher of the transformation class has to switch countless times every day. If he accidentally turns into something weird, please forgive him, don't laugh, let him calm down for a few minutes and he will return to normal.

3. If the flight teacher keeps facing you in class, please don't try to make him show his face, he will get angry, and he will be very angry.

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10. Before graduating from the middle class, there will be a transformation test. If you fail to pass the test, you will be arranged to go to Chang Ze, the dragon with the highest cultivation in the demon world. If you are bold, you can deliberately fail the exam and ask him for an autograph).

Li Yize raised his eyebrows after reading the last one, and asked Peng Yu, "What does it have to do with me? Are you feeling very upset if you don't drag me into the water?"

"You guessed it right," Peng Yu snapped his fingers at him, with a mean expression, "How do you say that, 'A husband and wife are of the same heart, and their benefits cut through gold', I took the initiative to go to the podium, how could you not Open a cram school?"

Li Yize dodged back, moved away from his approaching face, and said expressionlessly: "Now I believe that 'human nature is inherently cheap'."

Peng Yu laughed lightly, hooked his shoulders and took him out: "You dragons are inherently obscene, and we are inherently cheap. Isn't that good? A match made in heaven, don't you think?"

Li Yize didn't want to answer him, so he changed the subject: "So you don't have class in the morning?"

"It's gone, today is gone, we can go home." Peng Yu walked out of the kindergarten with him and "invited" him into the car.

Li Yize sat in the co-pilot silently, stared at the dangling car hanger for a while, then suddenly remembered something, and suddenly asked: "By the way, this area used to be an old community, right? I remember Huang Yi said, is there any more?" The young demon lives here? Where are those demons now, did you drive them away?"

"What are you thinking, am I that kind of person?" Peng Yu slowly turned the car around an intersection—in order to facilitate the passage of vehicles near the kindergarten, he even paid his own money to build those narrow paths into spacious ones, and then There is no chance to stage the "scary car skills" like a certain dragon.

When he turned the intersection, he pointed forward, and there was a row of newly built small buildings separated from the kindergarten by a road and two walls: "I see there is no one there, they are all built for them, no money, free living, water and electricity grid included Fee, and some little monsters who have reached the school age, I have also coaxed them into the kindergarten, and they will not be charged money—do you think this compensation is okay?"

As he spoke, he tilted his head and glanced at Li Yize. He seemed to have answered all the questions the latter wanted to ask in advance. He couldn't answer for a moment, so he pursed his lips slightly and said dryly, "I think it's okay."

Peng Yu raised the corner of his mouth, and the atmosphere in the car became strangely silent, only the continuous sound of the car engine.Li Yize looked at the receding scenery outside the window, and asked again: "Is it okay to put the two of them there?"

Peng Yu picked up his trouser belt and figured out that he was talking about the two little dragons of Mochi Qizao: "It's okay, you dragons are afraid of being bullied if you mix with other monsters? Besides, who would dare to be as vicious as black?" If you mess with it, it’s not bad if it doesn’t bully others.”

Li Yize was speechless, and Peng Yu added: "I asked Xu Bing to bring them back after school at night—you are a strange dragon, you usually despise them to death, but this one got away from you. You start to worry again, do you think you are duplicity?"

Li Yize turned his face away and stopped talking to him at all.

The sports car drove back from the kindergarten to the inn, and when passing by the century-old chestnut shop on Chaomu Street, Peng Yu stopped the car at the door of the shop, lowered the window and rushed inside, shouting, "Come here to pack sugar and stir-fry chestnuts!"

This chestnut shop has been open for more than a hundred years, and the owner is a demon, and he has lived for more than a hundred years. As long as there is a wind blowing on Chaomu Street, you can smell the fragrant chestnuts all year round.

The shop owner quickly packed a bag of fried chestnuts and sent it out. Peng Yu handed him the money and left a blessing as usual: "Business is booming."

The shopkeeper walked away with a smile, and the bag of chestnuts fell into Li Yize's hands within two seconds of stopping at Peng Yu's place.

The chestnuts just out of the oven are fresh and hot, and they are a bit hot to the touch, but their dragons are always rough and thick, so they don't care about the heat.Li Yize first peeled a chestnut and stuffed it to Peng Yu, who happily took it away, and even licked his tongue on his fingertips, winking at him: "You are sweeter than chestnuts."

"Really," Li Yize didn't change his face, "but I just went to the toilet and didn't wash my hands."

Peng Yu: "..."

The two of them shut up at the same time, Peng Yu was still digesting the indescribable chestnut, and stopped the car at the door of the inn.The two looked at each other, opened the door and got out of the car at the same time, forgetting the embarrassing atmosphere in the car.

Li Yize looked down at the bag of chestnuts, although he was just talking about it for fun, but for some reason, he somehow brainwashed himself and completely lost interest in continuing to eat. As if it had been disassembled, it was thrown to Qian Yue as soon as it entered the inn: "I bought it on the way, it is still warm, and can be fed to the birds."

Miss Qianyue suddenly received such a big gift from the proprietress, she was so happy that she had him, she happily took it, turned her head and divided Jiuyuan into half, and at the same time approached Peng Yu: "Boss, I have something to ask you. "

Peng Yu had a strange expression on his face, his eyes were still glued to the bag of chestnuts, and he coughed lightly to take it back: "What's the matter? Just say it straight."

Qian Yue didn't seem to know how to speak, so he hesitated before saying, "That... I want to make a pact with Jiu Yuan."