[Comprehensive] Why am I not dead yet?

The original origin of the matter was a women's afternoon tea symposium in Chaldea.

"Speaking of which, I have never seen Her Majesty acting like a baby, like a child." The French saint is the head, and the rest of the group are the Uruk goddess group and the Celtic queen group. As far as the group is concerned, it is a A terrifying combination that can make the master's heart beat so fast at a glance that he can suffocate and faint instantly.

But these beauties were sitting together very peacefully at the moment, and without knowing why, a new round of discussion suddenly started with Lian Su as the central topic.

Discussion - Did the Queen (brutally crossed out by Maeve) ever have a carefree teenage life?

"I haven't seen it." Skaha was the first to speak, "Uyf, in my impression, was a powerful and terrifying female warrior from the very beginning, if that woman would act like a child..." Skaha Ha shuddered. "It's going to be scary."

"Oh, I think it will be very interesting." Ishtar held his chin in a daze: "After all, that woman is a woman who was born as a warrior, and has experienced countless times of reincarnation and rebirth... Probably Tia Matt is also very curious about how his only daughter feels like an ordinary little girl."

"Wu Yifu's childhood?" Maeve, who was nibbling on a biscuit, was taken aback, "Is it similar to Xiao Ku when he was young?"

"No, no, no, it should be smaller." Ishtar sat on the chair, and made a gesture of the height of her sitting down to her chest: "It's not the kind of young and slender girl, let me see the height... probably Come here, if you compare it with your sister's current height, maybe she is eleven or twelve years old, or a little younger?"

Ereshkigal spit out the milk tea in his mouth with a puff.

The black Joan of Arc pinched the veil and wiped the corner of Ereshkigal's mouth with disgust on her face: "He showed a disgusting expression, restrain yourself."

"But it's very interesting, isn't it!" The white saint interjected enthusiastically, "What I know about Your Majesty is that she has been unable to show emotions since she was a child. Others can't see what she is thinking. Several dukes who lead His Majesty also complained to me, "His Royal Highness is so young but so calm, which is of course very good for her identity and future, but she doesn't have the stubbornness that a child should have at all." , as an elder, I sometimes feel a little bit heartbroken."

Hei Zhen also showed a little imaginative expression, and rubbed the corner of the goddess of the underworld's mouth more forcefully.

Ailei slapped the opponent's hand away, and rubbed the corner of her aching mouth: "Although I said that, theoretically, my sister should not be in this state, right?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone looked at her.

Ereshkigal: "...why do you look at me like that."

The white Joan touched her chin: "Strictly speaking, there should be some, right? Your Majesty was really carefree when he was a child."

The black Joan of Arc also nodded: "After all, no matter how old you are, there must be a first youthful period."

"Does it refer to the era when you don't need to think about any problems at all, and you exist purely as a child?" Maeve suddenly became excited: "Ah, I'm a little curious... Wu Yifu's face must have been Let's pamper you when you grow up."

However, all of you here are... um.

In the end, it was Ishtar who changed the subject nonchalantly: "Anyway, there must be some, and even if there isn't, a younger sister must be very interesting, right?"

Scathach was silent for the whole time, and raised his hand: "One vote for it."

Ereshkigal raised his hands happily, "Two votes for it."

Maeve looked thoughtful: "Three votes."

Hei Zhen raised her chin towards Bai Zhen, and the white saint smiled, "Count us two."

"Great!" Ishtar said, "I'm going to borrow something from Kim Pika."

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"--what?"

Gilgamesh looked at Ishtar who suddenly rushed in front of him with an incredulous expression: "Let me give you a bottle of rejuvenating medicine and give it to Lian Su to drink? Are you crazy or did I hear it wrong?"

"Aren't you curious, Kim Pika?" Ishtar poked his shoulder furtively with his finger: "When my sister was young, she would act coquettishly, get angry, and laugh unscrupulously!"

Gilgamesh: "...No."

After more than ten seconds of suspicious silence, the golden king moved his head away: "This king is not interested."

"...Tch, well, I'll ask the other two Gilgamesh." Ishtar pouted, and flew away with the Sky Bow.

Gilgamesh: ...No, my reaction to this matter is the same no matter which one it is.

Sure enough, Ishtar also ran into a wall with the other two Gilgamesh, and had to go back the same way and collapsed in his room.

——I want to see my sister's infancy!

The Goddess of Venus uttered such a desperate cry not with her throat but with her soul base.

Ereshkigal sneezed delicately, and Lian Su, who was sitting next to her, raised her head and touched the forehead of the goddess of the underworld with the back of her hand, "What's the matter, the heroic spirit should not be sick?"

"Ahhh! It's okay, it's okay!!!... Probably Ishtar is talking about something again, sister who's okay." Ereshkigal's ears turned red all of a sudden, and she leaned forward cautiously to use her forehead Rubbing Lian Su's arm, squinting his eyes with a contented and well-behaved look, he looked like a docile cat that has been successfully groomed.

"Ok."

Lian Su smiled with her eyes bent, and continued to teach the goddess of the underworld how to carve wood.

Ereshkigal looked at the exquisite wood-carved bird in Lian Su's hand with fine feather lines, and looked at the clumsy and clumsy block of wood in his hand, and couldn't help sighing.

"Ellie?"

"No, nothing."

The goddess of the underworld smiled and shook her head.

"I just think that my sister is really amazing."

Lian Su didn't think there was anything wrong: "The longer you live, the more you see... Naturally, it will happen, and the time spent alone is also very long, so you should find something to pass the time."

Ai Lei didn't think there was any problem with this. When it comes to loneliness and loneliness, no one understands the meaning of this word better than Ai Lei. She just thinks that her sister really seems to know everything, so she looks really good.

"But... Sure enough, I sometimes feel that if my sister is the kind of child who needs my care, that day must be very worth celebrating, right?"

"Huh? What did you say?" Lian Su didn't hear clearly.

"No, it's nothing." The goddess of the underworld smiled meekly and changed the subject.

——However, the wish was indeed granted.

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The accident, strictly speaking, happened in Chaldea in the early morning of the next day.

At [-] o'clock in the morning, the two masters woke up normally. After washing up, they began to prepare for the training ground's servant arrangement. They checked the currently lacking materials and calculated the kindling fire needed by the next servant. It was normal to start looking for Sister Lian Su, one of the chief housekeepers of Chaldea.

……did not find.

Since Lian Su was summoned to Chaldea, apart from the initial chaos and chaos in the Shura field, he naturally took over various affairs of Chaldea in the later period, and became one of the most dependent servants of the two young masters .

It can be called a daily abduction that is active in daily life.

Logically speaking, Lian Su has always been the one who appeared the fastest and the first, but now even those who always like to be late have arrived. There is no reason why someone with a workaholic attribute has not reacted yet?

"Let me go find it." Elder sister Gu Dazi patted his younger brother on the shoulder: "Maybe something happened...for example, being stuffed into the treasure house by another Gilgamesh, or running around in the wrong place to hide from Merlin. some type of."

The virtuous king in the team glanced at Gu Dazi warningly.

Guda clasped his palms together as an apology, and then ran away in a hurry.

So the question is, where is Lian Su?

Standing near the summoning room was a dazed petite figure, whose appearance was no more than an eleven or twelve-year-old child, with beautiful features and delicate features, dressed in a plain robe, if it wasn't for the place where he escaped from the world The place where Chaldea was standing happened to be the Heroic Spirit Summoning Room, maybe some people would really think that this is an ordinary girl who broke in by mistake somewhere.

She opened her eyes and looked at the strange space timidly.

But Master said, if you suddenly appear in an inexplicable place, you have to ask the most reliable person to ask about the situation. If the person is a good person, then just continue to be obedient; It's not too late to kill the other party when you are at a loss.

"... Excuse me." The girl who was trotting, grabbed the cloak behind a tall figure, softly, and asked timidly: "This... sir? Where is this place?"

The order is evil, and the crowned assassin King Hassan: "..." The tall and tall old man in the mountain chose to ignore it at first, but no matter where he went, the little pendant he was holding behind him trotted all the way and followed him wherever he went, In the end, he had no choice but to look down at the cub that was not as tall as his own calf. After seeing the cub's face clearly, even the old man of the mountain was silent for a while.

"...Swordsman, why do you appear in such a posture?"

"Swordsman? Are you talking about me?" The girl blinked her eyes, her thin white paws were still holding the mantle of the mountain man and she didn't intend to let go: "Master said I'm not old enough to use a sword, let me Wait, you haven't answered my question, where is this?"

"It must have been modified by a powerful existence, so the age of the spirit foundation appeared in this childish posture—it doesn't matter, I am the old man of the mountain, the Hassan of Hassan."

The girl showed a puzzled expression, "So, Master Hassan?"

The Old Man of the Mountain: "Just call me the first generation."

"Then, my lord the first generation."

"Very good." The assassin nodded, then suddenly bowed down, supported the girl's legs with his arms and placed her on his shoulders, "That way, you don't need to look up."

Yousu: "Thank you, Mr. First Generation!"

The Old Man of the Mountain: "I didn't know you had such a heart when you were young."

You Su: "Master taught you well, first-generation adults, where is this place, and how far is it from Ghost Valley?"

The Old Man of the Mountain: "...Ghost Valley?"

The girl sitting on her shoulder smiled sweetly, and didn't think there was any problem with it: "Yes, I live in Guigu, and the teacher calls himself Guiguzi, and the teacher usually doesn't let me go out of the valley, so I really don't know where it is. Know."