[Comprehensive] Why am I not dead yet?

The little girl on the shoulders of the Weng of the Mountain is a very well-behaved girl no matter how you look at it. She is smart, obedient, and does not cause trouble. The master has said it and the brother has said it. Su's acquaintances asked around, but no one knew who her master was or who her senior brother was.

She is too obedient, she really looks like a little girl who was pampered and cared for by ordinary people and grew up carefully, she can't see at all that the one who carried everyone behind her back in Uruk, who also self-destructed the spirit foundation and forged a bone sword, was the last sword to slash The shadow of Lian Su, the god of Tiamat.

The little girl obediently sitting in the master's room waiting for the news is not as tall as the chair. When sitting there, she holds the cup in her hands and sips the boiling hot tea from time to time. Matthew, who was watching from the side, inexplicably tasted the attributes of a cat's tongue.

The followers of Chaldea are all well-known existences in history and mythology. Without the brilliance and glory of mythology, many people's daily life habits are actually completely inconsistent with their historical images.

For example, Gorgon, who is beautiful and plump, has always developed the aesthetic view of "petite is beautiful" because of his sisters, and has always felt that he is too tall and caused a strange inferiority complex; the cruel guardian of restraint entered the kitchen People can't help lying at the door and shouting, "Mom, I want to eat omelet rice." In summary, it is not surprising that Lian Su had an extra cat tongue when he was a child, but because Fujimaru Tachibana grew up She has already become calm and steady and used to showing emotions and anger; when Fujimaru Tachibana got to know her, her preferences in personal living habits have long been hidden by her, and will not be easily noticed by others.

So it's not so much the contrasting attributes that are often seen in other followers, it's better to be able to vaguely perceive that this person's life trajectory is different from other people's.

Fujimaru Tachibana watched her sip her tea, and couldn't help but let out a sigh.

"Sister Lian Su... probably she was raised well when she was a child, but she didn't become like that until she grew up."

This kind of contrast is easily reminiscent of King Arthur in pan-human history and Lily who has not yet become a king. When the Knight King was still the girl knight, she could still tell her likes and dislikes, but when she grows up After becoming the king, he has completely become the king's machine.

She deliberately bypassed some people and asked around. Even Dr. Roman, who finally got a little spare time to be lazy, was dragged out by her and asked a bunch of questions. In the end, she still couldn't find any clues.

Fujimaru Tachibana returned to the room a little frustrated, and apologized to the girl with folded hands as soon as he entered the room: "Sorry, sorry, I couldn't ask any useful clues, if you don't mind, can you stay here for a while?"

"Ah, it's okay." The girl's voice was soft, she blinked and asked tentatively: "Well, I should call you...master, right?"

"Oh, this kind of thing is actually not forced? I can't call you sister now, how about calling you Susu?" Fujimaru Tachibana's eyes lit up, and he stepped forward to pat the little girl's head.

"As for why you became like this, whether it was caused by the exchange of spiritual bases between the two states or purely because of some potion, it is still unclear for the time being, so it is better to stay here during this period."

There is no way, Chaldea is good at making troubles and likes to make troubles, not to mention those few who are eyeing the Holy Grail or have something to do if they have nothing to do, but any strange activities or even other things There are quite a few people who have to be mixed in between the scenes, and even though the one in front of me is not the Holy Grail, it is more useful than the Holy Grail in the eyes of many people. As far as she knows, Merlin has not given up on prying doors in the middle of the night. .

Speaking of the cleaning of Chaldea last time, I accidentally found a bunch of things full of otaku culture, such as throw pillows, posters, etc., in Merlin's room... Needless to say who the protagonist is, the last loot seized was Several goddesses were divided quite naturally.

If I remember correctly, the largest and most beautiful pillow should have been taken away by Ereshkigal.

Guda retracted his thoughts and looked at the helpless and cute little Liansu in front of him, and couldn't help covering his face and letting out a long sigh.

The little girl asked curiously, "Does staying here mean that it's dangerous outside?"

Although there are people and buildings that I have never seen before, the adult who sent me here is very gentle and good-tempered. This young lady is also very gentle, so the first and most important safety issue should not be too much worried.

Faced with this question, Fujimaru Tachibana couldn't help but get stuck: "Say it's dangerous... well, strictly speaking, it's just more dangerous for you."

The ghost knows who will steal Xiao Liansu, who has no lethality at all, if he runs out.

But taking advantage of the fact that there was no one around, Fujimaru Tachibana couldn't help but ask something: "Susu, who is your master?" If there is a hero here who knows or is familiar with her master, maybe he can help what a busy.

"Master is the master?" The girl replied obediently. This was the answer of a child of her appearance age. Gu Dazi rubbed his forehead and asked again: "There are many people here. Maybe there are acquaintances of your master?"

Master's acquaintance?

The girl tilted her head: "Master said that he has no acquaintances. If you are referring to the seniors, that is impossible." The calmness on her face finally became a little unbearable, and she felt a little uneasy and nervous, and put it on her knees. His fingers clenched tightly: "Sister...can you send me back quickly?"

"Eh? What's wrong?"

Xiao Liansu lowered his eyes slightly, and said in a low voice: "Master told me in the past that I have a fierce fate, and I can't go out of the valley... If I go out of the valley, the ending will be unknown. I just fell asleep, and I don’t know why it appeared here.”

When it came to the latter, the little girl even faintly cried.

Fujimaru Tachibana was stunned: ...the ending is unknown. In a sense, what her master said is quite accurate. Although at first glance it sounds like the old-fashioned lines of parents fooling their children into fear that they will run away and then say that there are all bad people outside, but it is scary. The scary thing is that even Sister Su's ending fits with this every time.

She took a look at the reincarnations of Liansu that she knew now: Needless to say, the spiritual foundation of Tiamat at the beginning was miserable from the beginning to the end. Lin left the Kingdom of Shadows, and was hunted down by Maeve to death;

Queen Sandra worked hard all her life, dedicated everything for the country, and ended up being poisoned to death;

As for Vivian?

My heart was ripped out.

Not to mention Miss Boatman of Uruk, whether it is about the singularity or the pan-human history, the ending is not particularly happy.

... Fujimaru Tachibana couldn't help swallowing.

She was going to skip this topic and ask another question: "Then do you know how you got here?"

"Master—!" The goddess of the underworld, Ereshkigal, rushed in: "I know what's going on!"

****

"Eh?" Hugging Xiao Liansu, who was gnawing soft strawberry Daifuku in his arms, Fujimaru Tachibana couldn't stop the astonishment on his face: "Because God Tiamat felt what Ishtar said, so mother God took the opportunity to modify the information on the spiritual foundation."

"I'm really sorry..." Joan of Arc, who can be regarded as an accomplice in a sense, covered her face in shame, only showing the blushing ears: "When we chatted before, we discussed His Majesty's childhood. What was it like, because no matter who saw it, it was His Majesty who was very reliable and mature even in childhood, so I thought, "If it was a real child, would he act like a baby?"... something like that .”

"Then I went to find that Jinpika, and wanted to borrow some rejuvenating medicine..." Ishtar began to lower his head and pick his hands: "Really, if it was just a little rejuvenating medicine, it shouldn't be able to reach this point, at least She's probably just a younger sister."

In this regard, Fujimaru Tachibana just looked at the black Joan of Arc.

This is the main culprit for creating a separate new spiritual base——Jean of Arc of the Spear Rank because of a momentary oolong.

"...Don't look at me suddenly!" The black Joan of Arc became a little annoyed: "It's not me who is hugging the smaller Her Majesty the Queen!"

Ah, speaking of which.

All eyes turned to the little girl who obediently sat on the master's lap and gnawed on the big blessing, because the skin of the glutinous rice was still sprinkled with a layer of fine powder, so it could still stick to her face more or less when she gnawed it, but Xiao Liansu didn't know how to do it. He gnawed more than half of a Daifuku, except for the part where the fingers were holding Daifuku, there was not even a little Daifuku powder on his face.

... When everyone was talking, she was still bowing her head and continuing to eat Daifu in that very delicate and gentle way.

"So the god Tiamat made it?" Fujimaru Tachibana smacked his lips: "The mother god of creation?"

Ishtar choked for a moment, and finally gave the answer that sounded absurd but might actually be true: "...Maybe the Mother Goddess also wanted to see what her daughter looked like when she was a child and acted like a baby, but You also know the level of the mother god's spirit base, but it may be that... accidentally, you overdid it."

Guda: "...um."

This makes sense, and I'm speechless.

... Ereshkigal suddenly rubbed his fingers.

"That master...I, I think..." The goddess of the underworld suddenly walked over shyly, looking at the little girl sitting in Guda's arms shyly.

Before she finished speaking, Ishtar stepped forward and covered her mouth expressionlessly: "——No, you don't want to."

The little girl looked up at the tearful blond goddess with her mouth covered, and then at the almost finished Daifuku in her hand, as if she knew something.

So she jumped off Fujimaru Tachibana's lap and ran all the way, picked up the box of Daifuku on the table, held it up in front of Ereshkigal with both hands, and smiled sweetly at her.

"I'll eat it for you, sister beauty."

Ereshkigal's heart trembled suddenly: "I called my sister!!!... Oh, there is no need to lift it so high."

Xiao Liansu was puzzled, and stubbornly raised his arm again: "Why? Respecting women should be a matter of course. Master and senior brothers often take care of me more because I am a girl. Then I There is no reason to do it because I am a girl, so I have to monopolize all the privileges, other women should also enjoy this care...Although I am still young, I have to work harder to do what I can do."

... Oh, cute. ——everyone present

The hostess of the underworld sniffed deeply, but the little girl misunderstood. "Are you unwell?" She put down the Daifuku box in her hand, grabbed Ai Lei's hands and put them on her cheeks to test the temperature: "Your hands are cold...Master, where is the kitchen? Can I Can't I boil some soup for you to warm you up?"

"No, no, no," Ereshkigal was taken aback, and replied reflexively, "I'm the goddess of the underworld. That's how it is on weekdays. It's okay, sister... No, Xiao Liansu doesn't have to worry about me." of."

"Then how is it possible?" The girl's eyes widened in surprise, "Even if my sister is a goddess, she still has to take care of herself when it's time to take care of herself! How can she not care just because she is a goddess?"

"Oh," Ereshkigal said half-jokingly, "it's a pity, but only the things in the underworld can take care of me?"

The girl replied immediately: "Then I can be your property for a short time, and then I can take care of you... I probably can't do it for a lifetime. If my sister is a goddess, then my life will be too short."

Allie's playful smile froze at the corner of her mouth.

——Goddess of the Underworld, Ereshkigal, Muscle Strength A (emphasis added).

She silently felt the delicate and smooth skin on the cheeks of the little girl under her palm, then hugged the girl with her hands down, lifted her up and put it in her arms, and showed a brilliant smile to the master over there: "Master, I'm sorry, I'll leave for a while and take Xiao Liansu to get married, okay?"

"...Chaldea doesn't have a marriage system at all, so be sober!!!"

"There are so many things, I'll just take her back to Hades, anyway, Hades is not up to me!!!"

"That's why I said you should be sober, Sister Lian Su is alive now!"

With a look of grief and anger, Ereshkigal pushed Xiao Liansu, who hadn't figured out the situation, into his arms: "Are you so impatient to break us up!!!"

Guda complained: "No, so when did it turn into this kind of plot again... If you let go, I'll be so angry..."

"Oh, the atmosphere is really lively, bastards—!"

A voice that was so recognizable that everyone was stunned on the spot suddenly sounded, and the one who was so undead was Gilgamesh of the bow rank...

The Oldest King of Gold stood there meaningfully, tsk-tsk.

"...It's really there, you're one size smaller."

Reflexively, Ereshkigal pushed Xiao Liansu back who raised his head.

"Who is this?" the little girl asked in a muffled voice.

Fujimaru Tachibana didn't expect that she would even forget this, so she introduced it casually: "The king of Uruk, the protagonist of the oldest heroic epic of mankind, the hero king Gilgamesh."

"The oldest... king?"

The little girl had a puzzled expression on her face.

"It has a history of more than 4000 years from now."

Under Gilgamesh's triumphant expression, Xiao Liansu let out a wow admiration.

Then she looked at Guda.

"Then it would be more appropriate for me to be called Grandpa Gilgamesh?"

Guda: ...

what.

The King of Heroes, who was still in Kuhahaha just now, suddenly faded.