Kneeling and begging to break up

In the empty living room, there are three pillars of human gods and monsters.

Originally, the cleaning of the house should be done by Huayao. Before his leg was broken, he had already started to clean up the house, but who let the struggle between the East Prince and the Queen Mother of the West accidentally affect the innocent fish in the pond, Huayao? Woolen cloth?Now in the whole family, there is only Pu Tongyi who can do housework.

Pu Tongyan was just about to get the broom, but he was stopped by Bi Hua. Anyway, there was nothing useful in the living room, so he simply burned it all up with the demon fire. That's why the four of them are standing on the walls of the house. The reason in the living room.

Not only did Bi Hua not feel better after going through the fire, but it was even worse because he saw the Ipad and the aliens being burned. He could only hold Pu Tongren's hand tightly, trying to absorb a little positive energy.

Pu Tongren looked up to the sky and sighed for a while, then resumed business, and asked Dong Wanggong with a professional smile: "Excuse me, can you tell us the ins and outs of the whole thing?"

Prince Dong's jade face wrinkled into a bitter face: "The matter starts from three days ago..."

The "Shan Hai Jing", which was written in the late Warring States period, once described: "Yushan is the residence of the Queen Mother of the West. The Queen Mother of the West looks like a human being, with a leopard tail and tiger teeth, good at howling, fluffy hair and wearing a hoop. "

Although the "Shan Hai Jing" has a detailed record of the Queen Mother of the West, it does not describe the existence of the Eastern Prince. The name of the Eastern Prince did not appear in the "Shen Yi Jing" until the Han Dynasty. just a myth...

The reason Dong Wanggong was in such a miserable situation was entirely because——Dong Wanggong was a real stay-at-home guy.Back then, when he couldn't help imagining dreams to mortals and showing his daily life, everyone thought it was a real dream. After all, who would believe that the East Prince, who is as famous as the Queen Mother of the West, is actually a super super big otaku, and a house is worth tens of thousands of people. The kind of year?

The Queen Mother of the West revealed the true face of her ex-husband without the slightest benevolence: "Don't look at this guy's appearance. In your human race's words, what is that called—little boy? This guy has no sense of responsibility at all."

His daily activities are just that: play, play, and play.He was like this before reuniting with the Queen Mother of the West, and he hasn't changed a bit after remarrying. After moving to Donghuangshan, he still has fun with Yunu every day. It can be said that he is an advanced representative of otaku in ancient times.

The Queen Mother of the West raised her chin: "The jade girl ran away from home, I just can't bear to see you like this!"

The Queen Mother of the West firmly believes that it must be because the Eastern Prince is too abandoned and does not want to make progress that the jade girl left the Donghuang Mountain three days ago, which made the jade girl dissatisfied.

Prince Dong refused to accept: "When I become a god innately, there is no room for cultivation and improvement, and I don't have to work every day like a human race. What's wrong with throwing pots for fun? When I was in the tribe, everyone liked it very much. Would you like to relax with me?"

The Queen Mother of the West gritted her teeth. If it wasn't for the fact that there was nothing to eat around at this time, she would definitely smash the Eastern Prince again: "Relax? I was born to be the leader of Yushan, and I was in charge of Ganmu. My family members benefited from Ganmu, so naturally I should protect the immortal tree! Someone wants to invade our clan and snatch the immortal medicine, but the guards who are supposed to guard the immortal tree are all having fun with you, so where is the jade mountain? Where is the immortal tree?"

Dong Wanggong is expressionless: "That shouldn't be the same from morning to night, the Yu clan is almost taking root in the post. Life is like yours, what else does the god have to take the lead?" Dong Wanggong is not to be outdone, " Your priest must have been forced away by you like this!"

The ex-husband and wife immediately met again, faintly intending to fight again.Pu Tongren broke out in a cold sweat, fearing that if the fight broke out again this time, his home would really be beaten, so he quickly changed the subject: "Since you two have come to the human world, you must have a place to rest. But here I already..." She gestured to the empty living room, "I'll make an appointment for you..."

Book a hotel, originally Pu Tongren planned to say so, and wanted to send these two great gods away.But before he could say anything, Bi Hua pulled his hand.She stopped talking, and suddenly thought of a terrible possibility: If she really let the two great gods leave her house and live in a hotel, after they found the priest and the jade girl, would the hotel still be there?

In other words, does City A still exist?Pu Tongyan weighed the consequences sadly, she definitely couldn't bear it...

It would be even more impossible to send it to Zhang Qingya's side. It would be good if her boss didn't find trouble for her. How could he help her with this matter?And in the final analysis, is it because the Queen Mother of the West came to the door because Bihua asked her for sweet wood, and the Duke of the East came to the door because he only knew Bihua in the world, and he wanted to take Bihua as his apprentice back then...

Pu Tongyan couldn't help complaining to Bi Hua: "What kind of sweet wood did you want back then!" Just to avenge him, it's too hard!

Bi Hua blushed and his eyes fluttered: "It's not for your own good. In the future, I will definitely re-cultivate the immortal path, but you are an ordinary human race with no talent for cultivation. If I haven't died yet, you will be reincarnated. What should I do then?"

Pu Tongyan thought he was talking about revenge: "Then you can ask me to be reincarnated... Maybe I will be a person with a particularly powerful cultivation talent in the next life?"

In this way, it is easy to induce love and revenge!

Hearing this, Bi Hua's expression turned ugly, and he angrily shook off Pu Tongren's hand, "...you're talking nonsense, you don't know what's good or bad!"

He glanced a few times at the puzzled Pu Tongyan with hurt eyes.In the beginning, he really wanted to seduce Qing Jie for revenge, but after all, they have been together for such a long time. It can be said that apart from sleeping, the two of them are stuck together from morning to night every day, and they are entangled by karma in previous lives. This kind of intimacy , is unclear.

Although Bi Hua complained that Zhang Tong's existence interrupted his smooth ascension to immortality, the merits that have been instilled in him for thousands of years are not fake. After the ghost incident, all Zhang Tong's goals were shifted to how to compensate Bihua.Zhang Tong didn't think that Bihua's luck was bad, and it was destined that he would turn into a ghost, but took all the responsibility on himself.

Qing Jie seems to be a matter of life and death, but if Bi Hua really wanted to take revenge on Zhang Tong, he would kill Zhang Tong just like he did to the people of Mocheng back then, and frustrate her to death, why would he choose such a child's play way of revenge?

It was originally just a small prank-like revenge, but with the contact with Pu Tongren, it became more and more difficult to end it simply.For thousands of years, he has been bound in the dark demon sealing pond where he lost all five senses. The only thing he can feel is the merit that fell on his soul, which is warm and warm, just like the temperature of Pu Tongren's body.This indescribable emotional change is also difficult for Bi Hua to explain, after all, this is a field he has never set foot in.

The East Prince and West Queen Mother looked at the two cubs silently, both finding it interesting.Their own feelings are confused, but they can see clearly when they look at others from the perspective of bystanders.

Pu Tongyan doesn't know the little thoughts in Bi Hua's heart, and she is not the roundworm in Bi Hua's belly.It was Pihua's strange eyes that made her feel strange, her face became hot for no reason, and she hurriedly turned her head to the East Prince and West Queen Mother and said, "Since you two want to stay here, why don't you stay here, me and Bihua’s bedroom can be vacated, just enough for the two of you to live in. The two of you live here, and we can just book a hotel or hotel outside.”

Prince Dong shook his head, and said kindly: "How can I do that, it's a trouble to you... We just stay here."

They are not people who are obsessed with enjoyment. The Queen Mother of the West still sleeps on the fairy tree every day. After so many years, the bed has never been too hard.He's just being playful...

As Dong Wanggong was talking, he shook his sleeves, turned the modern clothes on his body into a flowing robe of flying cranes and flowing clouds, flicked the long sleeves, and sat down directly on the living room floor.The short black hair, which had been changed in color to avoid attracting attention, fell down, revealing his true color like white snow.

Although in the mouth of the Queen Mother of the West, the Eastern Prince seems to be a useless god with an empty face, but his unrestrained and unrestrained spirit is not at all sloppy. Because of his aura of jade trees facing the wind, he seemed to be sitting among the pines and rocks in the mountains, as if at any moment, there would be a Qingyun crane flying down and landing beside him.

Dong Wanggong took it for granted that he changed a comfortable posture on the cold and hard floor, and he really wanted to rest on the floor like this.

Zu Yu, who was on the side as the background board for a long time, hurried forward, took out a white tiger blanket from his sleeve that seemed to be filled with a lot of things, and spread it on the floor: "Boss." After placing the blanket of Queen Mother Xi, he went to the corner of the living room After looking it over, he pondered solemnly, "It seems that a nest can be built here..."

The Yu clan still prefer the nest they built by themselves to a warm bed.

Seeing that these three ancient gods really wanted to make do with the ground, Pu Tongyan shook her head and waved her hands: "Don't, don't, how can this work!" She said anxiously, "At least—at least let me buy two beds for you !"

Zu Yu is a member of the Yu clan, and he doesn't like to sleep on the bed, so that's fine, but let the East Prince and West Queen Mother both sleep on the floor, but she went to sleep on the warm bed in the bedroom, what a joke, how could she be able to sleep!

Pu Tongyan really planned to go out to buy a bed, and took out his mobile phone to see if there was enough time to buy some food on the way back. After all, the flower demon is dying in a flower pot. He painted this... It's weird, this family After all, it still depends on her!

Pu Tongyan was halfway feeling, and suddenly froze.

That's not right, she was living alone, since when did the "family" start to include people like Bihua Huayao? !

"Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, don't knock on the door..." Just as he was thinking, the phone in his hand began to vibrate, and a weak prayer phone rang.

Pu Tongyan answered the phone, and Qingxuanguan Xiaoli's voice came from inside: "Tongren? I am Xiaoli."

Pu Tongyan hurriedly said: "Hey, it's me."

Xiao Li: "You still remember, the waiter you asked us to check for you earlier has disappeared now..." Xiao Li's tone was a little subtle, "That... can you come and take him away?"

Pu Tongren's eyes lit up: "Really?" She quickly put the phone on speakerphone, so that Queen Mother Xi could also hear, and Zu Yu and Bi Hua also surrounded her.

Xiao Li hummed: "Yeah, maybe you still can't see it now... Oh, yes, it was caught before - when it was discovered, there was a woman beside it, do you know who it is?"

Dong Wanggong leaped over nimbly, and he didn't look like an ancient god at all: "What? Is it Xiaoyu, is it Xiaoyu?" He eagerly lay down on the magic weapon of sound transmission that was dark and glowing, Loudly said, "You are so beautiful, especially gentle, there is a small mole on the right corner of the mouth and eye, it is a double pupil!"

Xiao Li said on the other end of the phone: "Yes, the mole is matched, but the eyes can't see it now... I'm right next to her now, that's great, we were worried about not matching her identity. , can you report the registration number, and I can record it here?"

Duke Dong was confused: "What lamp...good?"

Pu Tongyan twitched the corners of his mouth: "The situation is a bit complicated, and it can't be explained clearly in a few sentences. Xiao Li, are the waiter and the jade girl with you?"

"Jade girl? What age did you call it this name..." Xiao Li muttered for a while, wondering why: "Jade girl is here, but the waiter is hard to say..."

The Queen Mother of the West pushed the Prince East away: "What? Why is it hard to say, what happened to Mo Mo?!"

Xiao Li wrote down the pinyin of the strange names of the two people on the register in his hand, but he couldn't figure out which two words it was: "Oh, isn't the prototype of that momo a giant tapir? You know that, then But the extinct animals... Well, can you tell me first, what are the two characters for yunv, and what are the two characters for momo?"

Xiao Li was still obsessed with the registration, and started asking for his name in the middle of the conversation.

Although he encounters all kinds of strange things every day, Xiao Li is also working hard today!

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The ringtone can be said to express the true feelings of Pu Tongren...