Kneeling and begging to break up

Pu Tongyan froze, sitting on the only surviving small bench, looking up at the two great gods who stood facing each other with cold eyebrows.The furniture around her was already in a mess, except for the small bench under her, almost nothing was left.

Pu Tongyan was obsessed with calculating how much money she would need to renovate, and how lucky these two great gods didn't match up her home.

Duke Dong's brows drooped and his eyes drooped: "I can meet you everywhere, it's because you are always so lingering, that my Xiaoyu is angry and ran away from home!"

The Queen Mother of the West sneered contemptuously: "Don't put gold on your face. What does it have to do with me when the jade girl runs away from home? Do you think she will be jealous of you? If she wasn't your accompanying maid, she would have run away long ago." , still keep company with a guy like you who is idle and knows how to have fun all day long? It's better to die earlier!"

Zu Yu comforted Pu Tongyan in a low voice: "Don't worry, when the two of you are angry, I will be responsible for helping to repair this place." Pu Tongyan was about to be pleasantly surprised when Zu Yu picked up a TV screen. Looking at the fragments carefully, "But I have never seen this thing before. What is it for? Can I replace it with fragrant wood? It is much stronger than this."

With two fingers, Zu Yu crushed the poor screen fragment into powder, shook his head dissatisfied, then seriously took out a long stick of watery wood from his sleeve, and began to think about the gap of the TV Where to start, it seems that I plan to use wood to patch the TV screen.

Pu Tongren was tired: "...No, no need, I'll find someone to get a new one later..." Fortunately, the salary given by the boss is still enough...

While sweeping the crumbs into the dustpan, the flower demon said quietly: "Thinking about it, at least we don't lack arms or legs—ah!"

As soon as he stood on the Flag, the coffee table thrown by the Queen Mother of the West was knocked away by the East Prince, just hitting the right leg of the flower demon. The mighty force directly knocked him back to his original shape, and the flower on the other side trembled on the ground. After shaking the tender green branches, the whole body drooped on the ground and did not move.

The nursery boy held up the wilting flower branch on the ground in panic: "Anther, are you okay, don't die?" Looking carefully, a tender green leaf was broken on the branch branched out by the flower demon, pitiful, Pu Tongyan was nervous, "What are you doing with this leaf, I'll give you... this, a bandage?"

Pu Tongyan looked up and looked around, trying to remember where he put the band-aids, but at present, the housekeeping work is basically handed over to the flower demon, and the things have naturally changed places, so Pu Tongyan had to put Wei Wei again. The flower demon tremblingly raised the branch and held it up to her ear, only to hear the flower demon's thin voice: "Don't wear bandages...affect me...photosynthesis..."

Pu Tongren: "..."

You, a flower demon, still pay attention to photosynthesis, it's too scientific!

The flower demon on the other side said softly: "Don't touch me...the broken leaf, it hurts!"

Pu Tongyan: "..." She temporarily left the East Prince and West Queen Mother who were still arguing, and carried the Flower Demon to the balcony, "Shall I put you on the window sill?"

The flower branch turned up, and the unbroken leaf pointed to the corner of the window sill, and Putong leaned towards his ear, and heard his thin voice angrily say: "Do you want to burn me to death? There are flower pots over there, put me in a pot." Put it in a pot!"

Pu Tongyan looked in the direction he pointed, and there was indeed an extremely luxuriously decorated flower pot in that corner. No, that could no longer be called a flower pot. I bought pocket-sized gardening tools, such as a thumb-sized flower watering can, a shovel for loosening the soil, bags of fertilizers, and scissors for pruning branches...

These are obviously prepared by the flower demon for herself after she transforms into the main body. The size and weight are just designed to be borne by the branches and leaves of the main body, which can be said to be quite interesting in life.

It is also the first time for the flower demon to show others her own personal relaxation space. The leaves of shame are all rolled up, and only the folded one remains motionless, which is very scientific.

After looking at it for a while, Pu Tongren stretched out his hand and carefully picked up the thin shovel, and began to dig a hole.

Flower Demon: "...Hey, are you kidding me, can you dig normally?"

Pu Tongyan regretfully let go of the delicate and small shovel, took an ordinary gardening shovel from the storage cabinet on the balcony, dug a hole, picked up the flowering branches, put them in the hole, and then reached out to give him the soil. Bury it back.

The black soil is sprinkled with dense root systems, and the gardener carefully covered the roots of the flower branches with soil, and was stretching out his hand to make the soil tighter, when the flower branches trembled and swayed to and fro, and the tender leaves kept beating the flower branches Ren's hand.

Perplexed, Pu Tongyan leaned over and heard the flower demon laugh out of breath: "Hahahaha itchy, my feet are so itchy."

Pu Tongren is a novelty, and it is also the first time for her to grow a flower demon: "Then I will work harder." As she said that, she pressed her hands hard to press the soil tightly.

The flower demon's ticklish laughter instantly turned into a scream: "It hurts! It hurts my feet!"

This feeling of being smashed by cement and sealed up cruelly!

"It's really interesting. I haven't raised a flower demon before." The voice of Queen Mother Xi suddenly sounded from the head of Pu Tongren who was playing vigorously. Look directly at the flower demon who loosened the soil.

Pu Tongyan straightened up in fright and bumped into a hard chest.Duke Dong stepped back: "I'm sorry, I was fascinated by it, so I got closer."

The faces of the Queen Mother of the West and the Prince of the East showed curious expressions. Although it was not the first time they had seen a flower demon, to be honest, it was the first time they had seen a flower demon as small as the Bian Hua.Which of the flower demons that have survived in the wilderness until today has shown that they are not indomitable. In their eyes, the body of the other side flower is about the same as seeing a live teacup dog.

"Oh, it's so small." Queen Mother Xi stretched out her hand, and teased the thin branches of the flower demon with a click of her tongue, her eyes eagerly wanted to feed them.She picked up a thumb-sized fertilizer bag, tore it open, and poured it into the flower pot like coffee powder.

The flower demon whose leg was just broken by the Queen Mother of the West, wearing food all over her body, looks like a pitiful little bullied: "..."

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Prince Dong curiously picked out that exquisite little watering can from the pile of things hanging beside the flower pot. Although it was only the size of a fingernail, it was well decorated with various exquisite patterns and even dotted with dazzling gemstones.The flower demon couldn't stop her, so she could only watch helplessly as the water cup she had carefully crafted was taken away by the Eastern Prince, who grabbed it and played with it.

The flower demon cried so much that she bent down, the slender flower branches bent out in a big arc, and the leaves were also curled together, it can be said that she was very wronged.

At any rate, Pu Tongren has known the flower demon for quite a long time, and the flower demon also helps her house clean and do housework every day, seeing how wronged the flower demon is, he couldn't bear it and said: "The flower demon is injured, we still Let him rest."

Dong Wanggong was holding the watering can, trying to unscrew the lid to see if there was really water in it, his white jade-like face was full of excitement after seeing something interesting: "I'll see if I can open it first, this is the best way to do it." It's so interesting, hey, can you give me a flower demon?"

In the Great Wilderness where the strong are respected, it is quite normal for little monsters with low abilities to be given as gifts, especially if the receiving party is a powerful innate protoss, it will be even more joyful. Wouldn't it be a piece of pie from heaven to make the new owner like it and get a little help in cultivation?

That's what Hua Yao thinks, he doesn't care about dignity or not, strength comes first, otherwise, how could Bi Hua force him to be his younger brother? In the end, the Yao clan is all respected by the strong!

Pu Tongyan felt it was a bit harsh to hear it, so she slapped a sloppy eye and diverted the matter: "If the two of you have settled the dispute, why don't you go to the living room first, and let's clarify the important things first?" Pu Tongyan To the Queen Mother of the West and the King of the East respectively, "You haven't been looking for your priest? Haven't you been looking for your jade girl?"

Dong Wanggong, who lost his jade girl, immediately put the flower demon behind him, slapped his thigh, and became serious: "You are right, let's go outside and talk."

The Queen Mother of the West still thinks about this little cutie, she doesn't care about whether she is angry or not, such a small guy is not enough for her family's captive chickens to stuff her teeth in the wilderness.She took a long time out of her sleeve, squeezed out a small piece of wood, cast a spell to make a little bit of a small bracket, and then painted an unknown layer of transparent glaze on the outside, and kindly gave the small piece of broken flower leaf to the flower demon. Put it on in a decent way, and said to the flower demon: "This is made of sweet wood..."

What?Is there such a good thing? !

The flower demon almost passed away happily, if it wasn't so impolite to eat the brackets given to him in front of Queen Mother Xi, he would have gnawed on those two pieces of Ganmu by now.He never thought that one day, he would have the opportunity to take the medicine of immortality. This may be an unexpected gain from being enslaved by He Hua...

Queen Mother Xi continued: "Outside I painted fire insect oil for you to treat trauma. Be careful, that thing is good for treating trauma, but the plants will be poisoned if eaten."

The flower demon fell down from the happy paradise at once, looking at the leaf that he really healed quickly, and at the two small pieces of sweet wood that were so tempting but inedible, really burst into tears. The juice from the dried leaves fluttered.

Queen Mother Xi chuckled: "Look at the one that moved you."

Pu Tongren is daunting: ...

You big guys, after living for a long time, one heart is darker than the other, can anther be moved?The pie that I smashed into my hand was made with arsenic. It's too disgusting.

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He Hua was sent out to buy food by the Duke of the East and the Queen Mother of the West, but what the two great gods wanted was not the things of this world, but the food of Kunlun.Although Bi Hua was not happy to leave Pu Tongyan behind and let her face the two great gods alone, but after all, both of them were benefactors who had been kind to him, so how could they not satisfy their little request?

That’s why Pu Tongyan’s care before he left could warm his heart. Seeing that he was empty-handed, he knew how to ask him if the soft girl coins in Kunlun could be used, and if he had money to buy what the East Prince and West Queen Mother wanted. .

Pu Tongren was actually also worried that Bihua had no money, and when the time came to rob the demon's wealth by force, the bitter master came to the door, and the door was knocked so that it was not her house?But Bi Hua didn't know what Pu Tongyan was thinking about, he just thought it was because Pu Tongyan had a partner and was caring for her, so he specially comforted her and said, "You can rest assured that the Taoist priest went bankrupt and couldn't pay you." I can afford a hundred of you, a human being like you!"

Bi Hua paused, seeing Pu Tongren's subtle expression, and quickly added assurance: "Don't think too much, I will only support you."

Pu Tongyan just thought that Bihua was bragging, Zhang Qingya had accumulated property for 3000 years, how could Zhang Qingya collapse, and Bihua still had a reason to save money?But when Bi Hua said this, she didn't care about bragging at all, she blushed and pushed the person away.

He got Pu Tongren's concern, and he was full of motivation all the way to buy. He hurriedly finished the food that the East Prince and West Queen Mother wanted, and hummed a little tune to open a passage back home.

As soon as he passed through the gap and stepped into Putongren's house from Kunlun, he saw the messy living room, and Zu Yu standing in the living room, holding a piece of Shuixiang wood and gesturing to the TV.The most important thing is that even the newly bought Ipad, which he placed on the sofa before he left to play the chicken game, has been broken into three pieces.

Bi Hua took a deep breath, and almost spilled the Tianjie Dibao in the environmental protection bag: "What's going on?!" His voice changed, and he felt that he was about to pass out in the next second due to suffocation. .

The Duke of East and Queen Mother of the West walked out from the balcony in embarrassment, followed by Pu Tongyan who quietly explained for them: "Just now, the two great gods had a little quarrel..."

Bi Hua clutched his chest and looked around. The chest of drawers had been smashed to pieces. The French fries and shrimp chips inside were small and crispy, and everything was broken into powder. There were only plastic bags lying on the ground empty, proving that they The fact that it used to exist... The refrigerator was also cut into three sections, and all the happy water in the fat house was scattered all over the floor, and the carbonated soda spread a large water stain on the wooden floor, as well as crushed potato chips and other sources of happiness. The powders were mixed together and made a sticky floor.

This is the happiness that Bihua shattered in this second.

Bi Hua murmured tremblingly: "This must be a dream, yes, it's all a nightmare."

Putongyan was deeply saddened: "Wake up, it's all true, not only is the iPad gone, but the top-end alien you just bought is also gone."

Bi Huaru was hit hard, and his whole body turned ashes all of a sudden, refusing to believe this fact: "This...it's not true..."

Sanqing is above, is this hell?

The author has something to say:

Hua Yao hugged Gan Mu and cried: Are you devils...

ps: Anther is the name of the flower demon, not a mistake_(:з」∠)_

Remember the flag set by the child: if you don't fight right, your salary is enough.