Kneeling and begging to break up

When Pu Tongyan came out of memory, Bi Hua was stepping on the pitiful ghost banners in a fit of embarrassment, asking them to explain clearly why they wanted to "murder" Pu Tongyan.The Hundred Ghost Banner was crumpled by his stepping on it, and several footprints were left on it.

99 ghosts and 99 face aggrieved: They don't, they don't know.

Pu Tongyan rubbed her head and turned over and sat up, feeling that everything just now was like a dream, making her unable to tell whether it was reality or a dream.However, there is a reasonable explanation for the question of why the Hundred Ghost Banner appeared inexplicably where the Dashigui disappeared.

Bi Hua quickly kicked away the Hundred Ghost Banner: "Are you awake?"

Pu Tong looked around and saw that he had already returned to his bedroom, and asked casually, "How did I come back?"

Xing Hai picked up the Hundred Ghost Banner, helped shake the ashes, and handed it to Pu Tongren: "It was the benefactor who brought you back."

Pu Tongyan: "...hug..."

Wait, it must not be what I thought.

Xinghai also carefully gestured at Bihua's movements, and made a gesture of a princess hugging: "That's how he hugged you back. The last time about the powerful ghost, he also hugged you back like this."

Pu Tongren's eyes were dead: ...Just talk about why after waking up that time, everyone looked at her and Bihua with weird expressions!

Bi Hua was not happy: "I worked so hard to bring you home, it's fine if you don't appreciate it, what kind of expression is this?"

Pu Tongyan said quietly: "This is the expression that the public opinion has been arranged by you."

She lowered her head and rubbed the Hundred Ghost Banner, feeling a little annoyed.The memory of that life that Meng Xiaotong exchanged was obviously stored by him in the Hundred Ghosts Banner.But according to the current situation where she vomits out one paragraph at a time and spits out another paragraph at a time, wouldn't she have many opportunities to be arranged in the future?

Is there no way to spit it all out at once?

The Hundred Ghost Banner quietly stayed in her hand, unmoving.

Pu Tongyan put the flag on the bedside table, and decided to clean it when the weather cleared up. The footprints painted on it really couldn't be ignored.

She turned to Xinghai and said, "Have you finished all your work?"

Xinghai nodded: "Yes."

"Then why are you still here?" Pu Tongyan wondered, "Is there something going to happen in the future?"

Xinghai showed a meaningful expression: "Miss Pu is joking."

Pu Tongyan really didn't understand, or rather, she really hoped that she didn't understand: "...No, where did I joke?"

Xing Haixin said, Miss Pu is really humorous, she knows with her toes that things will be more or less in the future, and she even asked me, hahaha.

Xing Haidao uttered a Buddha's name, and said to Pu Tongren: "Before, Hai's benefactor's family caused you a lot of trouble, and I apologize to Pu Tongren here. It's because I didn't handle my private affairs well. Miss Wangpu understands."

Pu Tongyan waved his hand: "You are kind, you don't need to apologize, I'm getting used to it soon."

It is normal for the door to ring once in a while, and the phone to ring once in a while. This is the price of a high-paying job.Pu Tongyan looked up and thought sadly, but given another chance, she would still choose a high salary.

Pu Tongyi was curious: "But I really want to know, how did you persuade them to give up and force you to return to vulgarity? Uh, if it's inconvenient, just pretend I didn't ask." It's hard to say what to do with personal matters, so I quickly added another sentence.

Xinghai shook his head: "It's nothing inconvenient, it's not a personal matter. The little monk was originally a purple bamboo shoot in the purple bamboo forest of Dashi Luojia Mountain. I want to become an immortal, but I want to know the vicissitudes of human life in the world, and I don’t want to enjoy myself in the heavenly world, so I asked Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to arrange for me to be reborn in this body..."

Pu Tongyan: "...All right."

Even the rich second generation want to experience life, starting from the bottom, it is not difficult to understand after thinking about it...

Xinghai: "The little monk is originally a disciple of Buddhism. Although he was reborn in the Hai family and enjoys the riches and happiness in the world, he dare not forget his roots. The little monk talked about this with Hai's benefactors, and told them that if they can achieve positive results in this life, they should be able to lead When they go to the Dojo of Guanyin, they don't have to worry about reproduction anymore."

Pu Tongyan was dumbfounded: "Really..."

At that time, the Dashi Daoist Hall will be full of big turtles, is that decent?

Xinghai smiled meaningfully again: "Miss Pu, you're joking again."

Xinghai also said that he must be able to achieve the right fruit in this life before he can lead them to heaven. The problem is that the human golden cicada has cultivated for ten lives, and he has gone through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to get the right fruit. He has only cultivated for the first time. , how can it be so fast.

Moreover, the matter of reproduction is a natural law, karma is bound up, and monks who practice karma will not interfere.

In other words, those who Monk Hai ate back then have to pay back now.Naturally, after a hundred years, the sins committed by the human race will have to be compensated one by one.The way of heaven is ruthless, but it is the most just.

Pu Tongren: "..."

Wow, this honest monk is not honest at all!

Xinghai: "Amitabha, the little monk is relieved to see Miss Pu wake up." He stood up from the small bench, his small body seemed to have a big bad water... no, energy, "Let's say goodbye, and see you later."

When the guests want to leave, Pu Tongren naturally gets up to see them off.Bi Hua followed Pu Tongyan, with a happy expression on his face, as if he was very happy to finally send the troublesome spirit away, and Pu Tongyan even saw that Bi Hua had already sneaked a few glances at the chest of drawers—it contained the things they said before they went out. , a gift package of happiness in an abandoned house that was just taken back by the child.

The three of them walked to the living room together, Xinghai opened the door: "You don't have to send Miss Pu far away—eh."

I saw a woman in brown clothes with long hair reaching the floor standing outside the door, with a leopard-print belt around her waist, raising her hand to knock on the door.Standing behind him was a tall man with a handsome and sharp face, wearing a brown windbreaker, with five-colored tassels hanging from the shoulder straps, and a circle of gorgeous small feathers on the cuffs.

Xinghai couldn't help smiling: "Miss Pu, you have another guest."

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Bi Hua: "You have to understand that your priest ran away, most likely because he couldn't stand the workplace harassment from his boss..."

The Queen Mother of the West said coldly: "Then I have to catch him back."

Bi Hua continued to persuade: "A twisted melon is not sweet."

Pu Tongyan was going to help the new guests get fruit, but he was shocked when he heard this, "Do you still know the meaning of this?"

Forcibly twisting himself and Bi Hua: "..." He pondered for a moment, then suddenly changed his words, and said to Queen Mother Xi, "I can understand your feelings now, don't worry, we will definitely help you find your priest."

Zu Yu silently covered his head behind Queen Mother Xi.

The Queen Mother of the West took a piece of orange and finished eating, then sat upright and entered the "little pet hunting state": "My priest is the first tapir in the world."

Speaking of tapirs, the memory that may be awakened for the first time will be monsters like "dream-eating beasts" that seem to exist only in ghost stories, but in fact, tapirs are indeed real animals, but the giant tapir has long been Disappeared and extinct in the long river of history.

However, according to Queen Mother Xi's description, it was just that the leader of the giant tapir moved with his tribe and defected to her territory.

Queen Mother Xi frowned: "Originally, I followed his whereabouts should be just a matter of snapping fingers, but..." Queen Mother Xi choked, her chest tight and unable to speak.

Zu Yu accepted Queen Mother Xi's words: "However, our leader gave one of her treasures to the priest as a token of exchange. The treasure can hide breath, bury whereabouts, and block divination. Therefore, after the priest fled, although we They also dispatched manpower, but there has been no way to find his whereabouts.”

Queen Mother Xi had chest tightness and shortness of breath. She collapsed on the sofa and did not want to speak. The sharp tiger teeth bit the apple that Zu Yu fed her. The one with the belt, no longer disguised at this time, once again reproduced the scene on the roof——

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Zu Yu sighed: "Don't say that the magic weapon is powerful. As the first tapir in the world, the priest is also very powerful. No matter who wants to find out his whereabouts, he will fall asleep. Naturally, he can't be counted. location."

Zu Yu took out a small piece of ordinary-looking wooden branch from his bosom: "According to what I said earlier, we brought Ganmu here. I hope you can help us find the priest."

While Zu Yu was talking, there was another knock on the door of Pu Tongren's house.

Pu Tongyan covered her ears in pain: "I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it."

Zu Yu didn't know why, he just felt that he was standing closest to the door, so he went over and opened the door, just seeing the person outside the door, his complexion changed drastically on the spot, without saying a word, he slammed the door shut.

The poor anti-theft door almost smashed into Zu Yu's hands.

Bi Hua stood up consciously: "Be gentle, it will cost money to replace the anti-theft door."

Pu Tongyan’s wages are still left for him to buy French fries, chicken wings, shrimp crackers, Coke, Sprite, and many other things!After all, Pihua's stomach has no volume limit, so he eats as much as he wants, and stops eating when he gets tired.

Bi Hua muttered and pushed away Zu Yu who was standing at the door with an ugly face, and opened the door: "Who is it?"

The handsome man who had just had his door slammed down said aggrievedly, "I, my Duke Dong, why did you slam my door down!"

Dong Wanggong has a handsome face, with eye-catching silver-white long hair, hanging down softly around his waist, he looks really fairy-like, but it is his actions and expressions on his face that ruined his fairy image.

He touched his nose sadly. Although he would not be hurt by the iron door, being slammed in the face still hurt his glass heart.

Dong Wanggong slipped into the door from the side of Bi Hua who was sitting there stupidly, and smiled at the people inside: "Well, your door seems a little weak, it was knocked out of the hole by my nose..."

Pu Tongyan took a deep breath, ran outside and took a look at his security door, which was at the same height as Dong Wanggong's straight nose, and was knocked out of a strangely shaped pit.

The aunt next door just came back from the square dance, and saw Pu Tongren poring over the anti-theft door, she came over curiously, and looked at the hole: "Hey, how did this come out, it looks like a nose, it's amazing Come on!"

Pu Tongren touched his anti-theft door with heartache: What's even more amazing is that the door is full of holes, and the molded nose is still intact.

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