Kneeling and begging to break up

Although it is said that the boss cannot be troubled, the priests and jade girls who came to the world seem to have caused Zhang Qingya trouble, and it is estimated that it is still a big trouble. Pu Tongren is still asking Xiao Li for the specific address. Her living room The central government tore a hole out of thin air, and walked out of the dark-faced Boss Zhang who came to guide the way himself.

It just so happened that both sides were private territories, so Zhang Qingya simply took a shortcut, opened the Kunlun Realm from the Special Control Bureau, and then cut through time and space directly from the Kunlun Realm, and jumped to Pu Tongyan's home.

Pu Tongren took the Kunlun Jingpai Express with Boss Zhang, and when he stepped into the special control bureau from Kunlun, his face was numb: Others regard being able to enter Kunlun as a symbol of strength and luck, but my boss uses Kunlun as a teleportation array... …

Bi Hua looked at Pu Tongren with hanging eyes, and said with a sneer, "What kind of expression is this, it's not that I didn't take you there before."

This group of guys who are used to going in and out of Kunlun has long been proficient in how to use this skill in various fields. He drew an example: "For example, sometimes when you eat snacks and are too lazy to get off the sofa, you can use it on the bed. Open an opening on the side, put your hand in, and open an opening on the side of the chest of drawers..."

Pu Tongyan: ...get off the sofa for me!What kind of Kunlun realm can you drive with only three steps away!

Damn, I also want such a skill!

For the first time, Pu Tongyan sincerely hoped that her cultivation could improve quickly.

The Special Control Bureau sounds imposing, but it is actually no different from a general detention center.The control bureau is connected to the public security bureau in the human world. The door is usually opened in the utility room, and there is a formation, and it will not appear in front of the public.

Jade girl is indeed an extremely beautiful woman, as Dong Wanggong said.She was wearing a neon skirt. Even if she was lying on the hard bed of the control bureau and locked in the airless control room, the clothes made by Jinyun would already be automatic without wind, emitting a soft brilliance, and would be sinking The appearance of the jade girl with closed eyes is refined, pure and pure.

Pu Tongyan: "But I just want to know how she got here... What is it called, Special Control Bureau?" She and Bi Hua worked together to appease the Eastern Prince who was about to smash the control room and bring the unconscious jade girl out, "What is it?" Yes, Priest—Where is Momo?"

Zhang Qingya laughed: "I received an emergency call from the public security in the world, and I wondered what was going on—these two fools actually fought in the supermarket in the world and wiped out the entire Wal-Mart , and both were beaten, one was in a coma, and the other showed his original shape."

Everyone around Walmart is freaking out!It's not just anytime you see two people flying around in the sky, the lights flicker, and finally the whole Wal-Mart collapses.

"It's okay for Yunu to save the human race in the supermarket, otherwise she wouldn't be here at this time because of the trouble she caused, and she would have been sent to the Endangered Protection Bureau with Mo Mo." Zhang Qingya opened the control room He opened the door so that they could go in. By the way, he did not forget to sneer coldly, "I have learned a lot. The ancient gods fought and sent themselves to the police station. It's amazing. It's really different from ordinary gods."

Yunu and Momo also got used to it in the wilderness. They lay down on the ground when they were tired, but they were arrested by the police of the human race and brought into the police station.The jade girl is better, at least she is in human form, but Mo Mo is not!As soon as he appeared in person, he was frantically snapped by a large group of daring onlookers. As soon as these photos were posted on the Internet, they were spotted by various endangered animal protection organizations.

Such a giant tapir has long since become extinct on the earth, but I never expected to see it in the ruins of Wal-Mart in S City!

"Then Momo won't now..." Has it already been dissected? !Pu Tongren looked at Boss Zhang in horror.

Zhang Qingya glanced at Pu Tongren indifferently: "I just took some of his hair and blood for research. I have already contacted the people over there, and the higher-ups will also exert pressure together. Momo will be there soon." Come back." When he said this, his voice couldn't help but gnash his teeth, "It's just that we still need to modify the memories of people who have seen or heard about this event, and control his spreading everywhere. Photos, try to suppress this matter, and the Wal-Mart supermarket also needs to be rebuilt."

The good life of my wife in pregnancy has not been over for a few days, and she is tossed about by various things. At this moment, Taoist Zhang Qingya’s heartfelt voice coincides with that of Emperor Xin thousands of years ago: I hope the world will be peaceful and have a leisurely day. That's good, so that I can live a happy life with my concubine/wife.

But I can't be free every day. Today is this matter, tomorrow is that matter, and I am busy all day long.

Not to mention anything else, Qingxuan Guan has not been rebuilt yet!A large group of Taoist priests are now living in the hotel every day, so how can they clean up.

Before the jade girl woke up, the East Prince hugged Xiaoyu and blamed the West Queen Mother. At this moment, Xiao Li hurried up: "Registration! These few, are they all unregistered?" Xiao Li held the notebook Computer, "I'm all ready, and I can register now at any time, but you all understand the rule that you can't become a master after the founding of the People's Republic of China?"

Xiao Li looked at Pu Tongren expectantly: "Although I don't want to remind you, your boyfriend also has to register."

"Boyfriend, isn't it, hahaha, what are you talking about?" Pu Tongren stammered dryly.

The Queen Mother of the West and the Prince of the East, who were still arguing, looked over one after another, surprised: "Aren't you partners?"

Queen Mother of the West: "No, then why did Bi Hua ask you for Ganmu?"

Xiao Li: "...wait a minute, Gan Mu??"

Prince Dong: "No, then why are the red threads on your bodies entangled?"

Xiao Li, Pu Tongyan and Bi Hua said in unison: "Red line?!" Pu Tongyan was particularly frightened, almost screaming.

The East Prince has confirmed that Xiaoyu fell asleep only after fighting Mo Mo exhaustedly. At this time, it is better to let her continue to rest. Naturally, she is relieved and even interested in gossiping.Excitedly, he reached out his hand to dig into his sleeve for a long time, and took out a palm-sized red hydrangea. The hydrangea was exquisite and small, and there were dots of red light dust around it. It was not ordinary at first glance: "Before When Nuwa came to visit—"

Xiao Li lost his voice again: "Nuwa?"

Dong Wanggong's desire to gossip is not affected by Xiao Li: "I lost the pot, so lend me the red hydrangea to play for hundreds of years. You may not see it, but take this hydrangea and look at it. The red threads on your body are all entangled into that one." It looks like it, how could it not matter!"

Without hesitation, he stuffed the red hydrangea into his hand: "You can see for yourself."

Ai Ai held the hydrangea during the period of the painting, and looked at Pu Tongren's body. Sure enough, thin red threads came out of him, wrapped around Pu Tongren's thin white wrists, and tied around his ankles and neck. It is entangled a lot, somehow, the more you look at it, the more charming it becomes.

Xiao Li, who has been ignored all the time, shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, the red hydrangea of ​​Nuwa Empress is obviously just compiled in a novel, there is no such thing at all-even if there is, the red hydrangea is not for marriage. Use it!"

Just because the magic weapon looks like a red hydrangea, you can't think that its function has to do with seeking marriage!

Duke Dong is indeed kind-tempered, and he smiled cheerfully and softly a few times: "Hey, this red hydrangea is just for marriage, and it's not a magic weapon. It's just that Empress Nuwa is free, so she can use Yuelao to get in." The high-quality red thread dedicated to her is made by myself, so I can see the red thread."

Xiao Li has completely forgotten the purpose of registering, and he fell into chaos holding the computer stupidly. The image of the mother of mankind, the tall Nuwa empress who refines stones to mend the sky, is suddenly replaced by a boring woman who is free to knit and do handicrafts at home. Image replaces...

Boss Zhang originally went out to pick up Mo Mo while they were looking at the jade girl, and now he just pushed a huge fat object that was on the cart and walked in: "The Mo Mo you are looking for."

Pu Tongyan looked at the fat pig-like animal in front of him, and said involuntarily, "It looks so strange."

It does look a bit strange, especially for people who have never seen a tapir. This animal seems to be made up of various animals. It looks like a small bear with a huge body, but its hair looks like a tapir. Jackals, the toes are like tiger claws, and the nose is like a half-shorted elephant trunk.

Momo flicked his tail listlessly on the cart, and when Queen Mother Xi came up to stroking him happily, he moved his head indifferently.The hair on his back is white, and the rest of it is black, it looks like a white scarf is worn around his back...

Pu Tongyan was secretly happy, and whispered to him: "It looks like the printer suddenly ran out of ink in the middle of printing—and then it ran out of ink again."

Bihua was in a very complicated mood, seeing Putongyan's happy smile and feeling happy, but at the same time feeling itchy with hatred, he reached out and stuffed the red hydrangea ball into Putongyan's arms.

As soon as the red hydrangea entered her arms, the world Pu Tongren saw changed.

The world is enveloped in the red starlight like broken stars, and the bright red fluorescent lights are slowly drifting away, dancing out the trajectory of the wind.Looking along the bright wind dyed with fluorescent light, at the end is the painting that is looking at her with a complexion of joy and sorrow, so beautiful that only ink smudges can describe the vivid face, with scattered stars kissing on the face, There are slender red ropes wrapped around his slender and white neck, fluttering lightly with the wind, as are the wrists and ankles.The thin lines of bright red embellished the strange and eye-catching colors and boundaries on Yubai's skin, making it hard for Pu Tongyan to look away.

Pu Tongyan's heart was pounding, she looked away in a panic, and her eyes fell on the other people in the room: Zhang Qingya's red thread was neatly wound into ten circles, wrapped around his chest, and the other end stretched out infinitely. It will fall on Daji, who does not know where to enjoy himself; the red thread of the East Prince pierces from his heart, only a thin one, but it is tightly wrapped around the waist of the jade girl, shaking it from time to time; the red thread of the Queen Mother of the West— —

It is tied to Mo Mo who is short of ink.Pu Tongyan's little emotion, which was aroused by this wonderful scenery, was instantly lost by the fat black and white giant tapir.

Imagine that one end is a dignified and majestic goddess, and the other end is a strange animal that looks like a bear, a pig, and an elephant, lying on a cart.

_(:з」∠)_This connection question is a bit magical.