[Hokage] I wake up every morning by the laughter of the psychic beast next door

Sasuke, who is a normal human being, has a field of vision of 120 degrees, so when Rhythm approached Orochimaru, he naturally saw the opponent. Of course, he also saw the strange crawling posture of Rhyme and the opponent's suddenly square body.

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The two people and the snake present all froze at this moment.

It is natural that the tempo froze. After all, it was too nervous and afraid, and the whole body was cramped until it was constricted and concave. It was also natural for Sasuke to froze, because as a person who was originally expressionless, he had almost nothing to do with this kind of encounter. His expression would not change when something happened, it was natural for Orochimaru to froze, and his subordinates panicked because of being close to him, so he couldn't hold his face at all.

After a long silence, the atmosphere became more and more weird, which made Sasuke become impatient, and then looked at Orochimaru with a look of "speak quickly, let go of fart": "Don't waste time."

Sasuke's opening eased the deadlock a little bit, Orochimaru came back to his senses: "Hmph... Sasuke, you really can't wait!"

As soon as these words came out, Sasuke, who was already very impatient, couldn't help twitching the corners of his eyes fiercely. He said that he really didn't want to see any perverted things.

Of course, as a member of the Uchiha family with integrity, Sasuke will naturally not say something like "he can't wait" back to Orochimaru in order to end this boring and meaningless conversation, so there is nothing to say He only replied two words: "Hehe."

These two short words seem meaningless, but they actually condensed all of Sasuke's contempt. Fortunately, Sasuke's ignorant behavior finally caused Orochimaru to lose interest in playing with him, so Orochimaru quickly said His purpose: "I want to study your body, Sasuke!!!"

So straightforward!

When Orochimaru said this, Sasuke's face turned black, and he felt a sudden chill. Orochimaru's perverted madness really made him terrified. Should I say that the other party is a pervert among gentlemen... or is it a pervert? What about the gentleman.

"huh huh huh huh……"

"Oshemaru, do you know what you're talking about?" Sasuke gritted his teeth and asked back with a dark face.

"Of course Sasuke."

Sasuke heard the words, and said coldly: "Hmph! It seems that you haven't figured out our relationship yet, Orochimaru."

"... Then you say... what is our relationship?"

Regarding Orochimaru's rhetorical question, Sasuke calmly spit out two words: "Deal."

"Oh?!"

"You give me strength, and I...and I..." Sasuke, who wanted to refute the other party handsomely, was speechless for a while.

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"It's under my control." After Sasuke paused for a few seconds, Orochimaru took up Sasuke's words.

Indeed, those four people from the southeast, north, and west gates of Yinyin Village said that "the power to obtain the curse seal must be controlled by Orochimaru".

Thinking of this, Sasuke's face paled in an instant. So, does he really want to lend his body to Orochimaru for research?The other party won't do strange things, right?

At this moment, an abrupt voice came from outside the door: "Dou, what are you...what are you doing?"

Hearing this, Sasuke's tangled face turned into a confused face in an instant, what happened to the two Orochimaru?

The next second, after he figured out what was going on, he suddenly became ashamed and annoyed at Orochimaru who proposed to study his body: "Give me an explanation! Pharmacist pocket!"

Seeing that the crime was revealed, the fake Orochimaru who was angered by Sasuke had no choice but to change back to his real body, and this abominable person was indeed that perverted pharmacist with glasses.

"Heh heh heh..." Pharmacist Doudou, who had recovered to his original body, smiled silently.

The matter has developed to the present, let us sort it out a little bit now, the state of all the creatures present at this time is like this, as a human being, Sasuke stared at the pharmacist with a dark face, and as a human being, the perverted pharmacist smiled wistfully. Twitching straight, the rhythm as a non-human is still square, and Orochimaru, who is a half-human metamorphosis, half-closes his golden eyes and smiles at the first three.

Having had enough laughing, Pharmacist pushed down the glasses frame calmly, and then said to his current boss: "Master Orochimaru, it's just an experiment."

experiment?What Yakushi said made Sasuke a little puzzled, because he didn't feel that he was doing any experiment from the beginning to the end.

"Oh?! Experiment?! Was it successful?"

Pharmacist shook his head, "It failed."

"Um?!"

"Because Oshemaru-sama finally saw through my disguise."

"What if... I didn't see it?" Orochimaru asked.

"I succeeded."

"Hum hum……"

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? ? ?What the hell, Sasuke frowned, why didn't he understand what the two perverts were talking about.

"Sasuke, thank you for your hard work." Pharmacist said with a grin.

? ? ?Sasuke, who didn't know what was going on, pretended to be very calm: "Yeah."

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……

"Master Orochimaru came here to find something for me?"

"Some things need to be explained."

When Sasuke heard this, he immediately said tactfully, "Let's go first." After saying that, he walked out the door.

"Don't forget your pets."

Yakushi's words made Sasuke pause, and only then did he remember that there was another square snake.

"Rhythm." Sasuke's voice was flat.

Hearing the melody of Master Sasuke's call, he didn't feel dizzy, his muscles stopped hanging, and he spoke sharply. The whole snake's energy and spirit came up: "Here we come, my slave is here, Sasuke-sama!"

The off-line behavior of the rhythm made Sasuke's forehead twitch. This one is like this, even this snake is so abnormal. He will stay in this abnormal snake den for several years. a normal person?However, what Sasuke doesn't know is that he has not been a normal person since his life was planned by some self-righteous elder brother.

After that, Sasuke did not return to the room, but returned to the place where he practiced just now. The small outlying area without ten thousand snakes (ten thousand small snakes) had already returned to the past at this moment, and the waterfall that flew down flowed into the pool directly below There was a roaring sound, and the small water droplets sprayed out dispersed like water mist.

Sasuke casually sat cross-legged on the edge of the cliff next to the waterfall, behind him was the quiet rhythm, looking at the pool below, his thoughts gradually drifted away.

When a person is not doing something, he always thinks about things, just like Sasuke now, what he keeps replaying in his mind is the past scene...

Before the genocide, there was...while the genocide...after the genocide...

Dead……

living family...companions...

And... the enemy...

Why did he have to go through these painful things, why he couldn't live like an ordinary person, why he had to sell himself for power, why...

It's all because of... that man!

make him lose everything...

Became an Avenger through and through...

He, Uchiha Sasuke, lives only for revenge!

Scattering: Intrinsic Weakness

In this chapter, let us turn the lens to the duck. The unconscious duck who was shared by the itachi is naturally unaware of what happened during its unconsciousness, so after it wakes up, it has a A wonderful feeling of missing an entire century.

"My fellow! You're awake!"

The first words heard by the duck that just woke up turned out to be so noisy.

"Quack, please be quiet."

However, the duck's words didn't have any effect, and the owl was still very noisy: "My fellow! Do you know what you missed!"

Seeing the inexplicable excitement of the owl, the duck smiled contemptuously: "Quack, what?"

"Little Di can be so peacefully in the same room with Itachi!!!"

Itachi!

The duck recalled what happened before it fell into a coma, and the fact that it was written by Sharingan because it rushed forward desperately to vent its anger.

Subconsciously looking around, the duck found that they were indoors.

After a long silence, the owl stared excitedly, while the duck squinted indifferently, and said, "Gah, what do you want to express?"

After hearing this, the owl frowned at the duck's indifference and said in a tone of hatred: "Basic love, basic love!!"

Chicken Qing? ? ?Is it sunny when there are chickens or do chickens like sunny days or is it sunny when chickens are well?Countless strange ideas flashed through the duck's mind, but it still didn't understand the brain circuit of the owl.

"Gah." It casually nodded the duck's head.

The owl held his forehead helplessly: "Tch, I must be sick for expecting you to get enlightened, a duck like you must have been a perverted otaku who would only hide in the room and masturbate to Two-dimensional beautiful girls in his previous life. !"

"You bastard owl, how dare you insult the old man!" The duck shouted angrily. Although it didn't understand what the owl said at all, as a duck with normal IQ and EQ, it still felt the deep malice in the other's words.

"One mouthful and one old man, you think you are a nine lama!"

Although I don't know who is the sacred Nine Lama in the other party's mouth, but it probably means very powerful, so the duck said confidently: "That's right! The old man is the Nine Lama!"

"..."

As soon as the duck's words came out, the owl, who was still sharp-toothed just now, was speechless for a moment.

Seeing the other party's unspeakably aggrieved look, the duck was in a good mood, and it shook its wings proudly.

Finally, at last, the owl, who had nothing to say, raised its wings and patted the duck's back, looking helpless, and said, "You should just wash up and sleep."

Although I don't know why the owl's reaction is like this, but the duck doesn't want to care so much, anyway, it just has the upper hand, and the most important thing now is the matter of Uchiha Itachi.