[Hokage] I wake up every morning by the laughter of the psychic beast next door

Even if I can't, Xiao Di will help me anyway. "

"Yeah, I'll help you with your afro... um!"

"boring."

So what happened, the duck was so puzzled, but it just mentioned Uchiha Itachi to them. After weighing it, it decided to follow them and wait and see. It seems that the plan to find Sasuke is delayed.

"Where are you going?" asked the duck.

"It's okay to tell you..." Just as the duck was surprised that the other party was so easy to talk to, the owl said: "Of course I'm going to do something great." In the end, it's as if I didn't say anything.

"Well said Afro... um."

...Should we say that the two masters and servants are close to a certain level and their brain circuits are synchronized, or... Oh, mentally retarded, Duck complained feebly in his head.

"Hmph, boring."

...Well, it seems that their companions are also a little abnormal. What is the reason for this frequent lack of words? While the duck was making complaints like this, its current owner's face flashed in his mind, it seemed... Sasuke is also often poor at words - thinking of this, the duck sighed insignificantly, it definitely didn't mean that Sasuke was abnormal.

"Hey, fellow, are you male or female?"

The duck, who was sighing at Sasuke's lack of words, almost didn't bring it up when he heard this. It was fine for Sasuke, who was a human being, to ask this kind of question, but this time the owl, who is also a bird, also asked the question. Asking such an idiot question, it is really... ah, mentally retarded!

Of course, as a pet duck from a big family, he replied politely: "Same as you."

"Hmm..." Owl pondered for a moment, then tilted her head 90 degrees and said, "Female?"

……

"This old man is male!!!"

"Afro you are a female!!!"

"I've always been a girl!!!"

"boring."

……

……

The strange exclamation, the strange atmosphere, was finally broken by someone's sudden words: "Afro, you look so cute when you are angry... Mmm!"

"Of course, I'm a beautiful girl who everyone loves."

"Hmph, it's just a beast."

"Danna, I respect you as an artist, but you can't insult Afro, this is my bottom line... um!"

"Hmph, what about your art?"

"Of course the same, and I don't allow it."

"Hmph, not allowed? What a big tone...Didara!!"

The atmosphere at the scene took a turn for the worse, the boy and the uncle looked at each other, and the duck, whose anger was about to materialize, had difficulty breathing. In this situation, it didn't dare to make a sound at all, only wishing that it could disappear immediately.

"Not as big as you... Mmm!"

... what the hell?The ducks were confused by Didara's words. Is this their unique way of provocation?

No matter what it means, at least judging from Scorpion's reaction, Didara successfully provoked him.

"Hmph! Deidara, I want you to be my...work of art!"

"Danna, I can't talk enough, don't be the first to become the sacrifice of my explosion art... um!"

"Hehehe... I'll give you the original words, don't be too full! Whoever gets the other party first is not sure!"

"Dissatisfied and dissatisfied, because I will definitely get yours first!!"

"Humph!"

The wonderful dialogue between these two people made the nervous duck beside him speechless for a moment. Are they provoking each other or confessing to each other!

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

The sudden high-decibel scream instantly shook the earless duck. It saw the owl hanging upside down on a branch not far away and opened its eyes excitedly. Let alone when it ran there, Let's just say, what the hell is this girl getting excited about now? Don't you worry about the master and your companions getting into a fight?

"Hey! That duck over there! Come here quickly!" The duck thought that the other party was worried about its safety and nodded gratefully, but the next sentence of the other party was like this: "Don't hinder me from watching the show! "It's really blind to think that this girl is worried about it, but it's not familiar with it at all.

Although the owl meant that, the duck still ran away, he didn't want to be affected by the battle between the two powder kegs.

However, when the duck ran to a safe place, the two stopped fighting. To be precise, Didara unilaterally abandoned the scorpion and ran straight to the distance.

"Uchiha Itachi!! I want to fight to the death with you... Mmm!"

Didara's angry roar made the duck stiffen. Uchiha Itachi did not expect to meet him so soon, but, as a fighting power with almost zero, it was completely unable to avenge Ajie.

"Not interested in."

When the cold voice came, the duck's eyes widened instantly, as if it had touched some switch, and the duck's anger rose sharply. No matter how strong Uchiha Itachi was, even if he pecked him a few times, it would be for Asuke. tone.

The owl flew down at some point and shouted: "Xie-san, Xiaodi seems to want Uchiha Itachi more!"

"Humph."

"My fellow, I will take you to see the legendary Weasel God."

As soon as the voice fell, the duck who hadn't reacted had already been dragged away by the owl, so far that he had already seen the figure of Uchiha Itachi, then the decree pattern, and then his calmness or ignoring others so that he had no focus s eyes.

"Xiao Di, take me with you," said the owl.

"Take the old man too." The duck said unexpectedly.

The next second, the duck saw Itachi Uchiha looking at it, and his chest was filled with anger in an instant, Itachi Uchiha, the bastard who killed Asuke!

"Didara, you have a new pet!" A blue-faced shark monster smiled strangely.

"Such an ugly duck is not...um!"

Suddenly, the duck lying on the gun was stimulated by Didara, and at the same time its anger value broke through the peak and soared upwards, it rushed to Itachi Uchiha recklessly: "Quack quack quack quack quack!!!"

Itachi Uchiha was expressionless before the duck made this magical cry, probably he didn't see what kind of creature the opponent was at all, but after the duck made this magical cry, Uchiha Itachi was still His face is expressionless, probably he has facial paralysis at all.

"Hey fellow! As a man, you don't have to be so excited!"

As soon as the owl's voice fell, the duck was already close to Uchiha Itachi's body, within the attack range it could do, and then lay eggs, Uchiha Itachi grabbed the duck's neck and lifted the duck up, and then As soon as the Sharingan turned, the duck fell unconscious.

Three Nine: The Time of Perversion

On the outskirts of Yinyin Village, cliffs, waterfalls, pools, rivers, and groves, Sasuke has been staying in this place these days, and what he calls is the summoning of psychic beasts every day. After several days of practice, Sasuke is no longer the only The boy who psychically produced a fertilized egg has become a boy who can psychically produce ten thousand snakes (ten thousand small snakes as thick as fingers).

Looking at the swarm of small snakes tumbling and surging in front of him, Sasuke's scalp felt numb. He felt that the horror of this scene was no less than that of the Orochimaru stretching its neck and flying over.

"Master Sasuke! Master Orochimaru is looking for you!" A snake as thick as a wrist crawled over. It was the fertilized egg summoned by Sasuke a few days ago.

After Sasuke glanced at the snake lightly, he took the [-] little snakes back. After all, keeping these large numbers of little snakes was just a waste of Chakra.

It is only one step away from light to darkness, no matter it is abstract or realistic, Sasuke came to the entrance, he stepped into the snake's den, and went down the stairs, the sound of the ninja shoes touching the stone slab was clear to the ear, and the sound on the two walls The jumping flames reflected on his face, flickering on and off.

"Sasuke-sama, do you know why Oshemaru-sama is looking for you?" asked Toro who was following Sasuke.

"I don't know." Sasuke said casually.

"Hee hee, do I need my slave to tell you?"

"Not interested in."

"Sasuke-sama, you are too boring."

"Oh, boring." Boring?He wasn't an interesting guy in the first place.

"You see, even you think you are bored."

Sasuke paused when he heard this, and sneered sinisterly, "Hmph! Rhythm, are you challenging my bottom line of patience?"

"How dare the servants."

"Humph."

After that, there was nothing to say.

It didn't take long for Sasuke and Tone to arrive at Orochimaru's laboratory deep in the snake's den.

As soon as he entered the door, Orochimaru greeted him warmly: "Sasuke, you're here."

Although Orochimaru behaved strangely, Sasuke chose to ignore it.

"looking for me?"

"Hmph... Can't wait, Sasuke?"

"..."

"Heh." Sasuke rolled his eyes silently in his heart, he didn't even know what happened to Orochimaru, how could he be impatient!

"Yinlu, come here." Orochimaru said.

"Yes."

While answering Orochimaru's words, Onori subconsciously glanced at Sasuke, but Sasuke didn't look at it. Although he was very reluctant, he still crawled towards Orochimaru. Because of the obliterated psychological shadow, it began to feel uncomfortable when it got close to Orochimaru, probably... If it was a two-legged human being, it would have stumbled with its left foot and right foot by now.

Sasuke, who heard Orochimaru's words, didn't put his eyes on the tone rhythm. He was still looking at Orochimaru. Sasuke frowned slightly, thinking about the purpose of Orochimaru. He didn't succeed in summoning Orochimaru. If Orochimaru's original request was not met, then the other party's approach to him this time would definitely not be to teach him something, so what exactly does this pervert want to do?

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