[Hokage] I wake up every morning by the laughter of the psychic beast next door

"Hello, Owl, where's your master?"

"What are you doing! Do you want to get Xiao Di's idea? Damn otaku, but give up, I won't allow it!"

The ducks are very helpless. Although they are both birds, the communication barrier between them is really great. Sure enough, he should find out by himself.

But just when the duck got up, an accident happened, a huge air flow rushed from behind him, blowing it to the ground several times, and its whole head was dizzy for a while, when it regained consciousness, The scene in front of me has already changed, there is a big hole in the wall, the whole room is in a mess, the owl is blown to another corner, it seems that it should be fine, but the two who are the culprits are still fighting, oh no, to be exact The other said that one stood calmly, and the other was "directing and acting on its own".

Therefore, in the eyes of everyone, the current scene is like this.

Deidara pointed in a direction where there was no one and shouted: "Uchiha Itachi, today I must defeat you!"

Then he took out a bomb and threw it, and with a bang, another big hole appeared in the room.

After that, it was still Didara talking to himself and throwing bombs. At most, a duck and an owl were added to avoid the bombs in embarrassment in order not to be affected.

"Itachi God Itachi God! Don't argue with our little Di! If this continues, the house will collapse!"

However, Uchiha Itachi is still expressionless like a giant Buddha, completely devoid of birds and owls.

"Itachi God Itachi God! We have to run away! We can't afford to pay for the blow up of this house!"

This reason is bad enough, how could a murderous demon like Uchiha Itachi be stumbled by this reason, however, soon, the duck's world view was subverted, because he heard the word "lose money" Itachi Uchiha turned around immediately, and called his blue-faced shark partner to leave together.

"Where's Itachi Uchiha?!" Didara looked blank.

"Leave early." Owl said, "And you have been in his illusion."

"hateful!!"

"Hmph, overestimate your own strength!" The Red Sand Scorpion, who had been in the background from just now, stabbed Didara without hesitation.

"..."

Didara's silence made even the ducks who had known him not long feel abnormal, and the boy who had always been hot-tempered stopped talking back for the first time, which is not normal.

"Xiao Di, don't listen to your Dana (accent) nonsense, it's just because Uchiha Itachi is too strong."

Duck Khan, I have never seen such a comforting person, but this has nothing to do with it. What has to do with it is the Uchiha Itachi who ran away with the blue-faced shark just now.

Damn it, in the end it couldn't even peck Uchiha Itachi a few times, it's really too weak, it can't do anything for Ajie's revenge, it can't even help Sasuke, why is it just an ordinary An ordinary duck, which doesn't even have Chakra, is not qualified even if it wants to be Sasuke's psychic beast.

Sasuke, what are you doing now?Must be improving for vengeance, being in the... uh... being in the...

At this time, the duck finally realized an indisputable fact. It found that it didn't know where Dashemaru was except that Sasuke went to Dashemaru. Where is it, so what is it doing all these days?

Thinking of this, the duck was stunned, it was really stupid by itself, an ordinary duck like it with no chakra energy and not enough brains actually wanted to go to Sasuke, maybe it would be Sasuke's drag Oil bottle, sure enough, it is also a duck that is overwhelmed.

"Hey, duck, you're depressed anyway."

The owl's words brought the duck, who was in a negative mood, back to his senses: "Gah? I'm fine."

"Who... who cares about you!" The owl turned its head awkwardly.

The duck looked at the owl speechlessly. It couldn't understand why the owl suddenly changed its character.

However, in the next second, the owl instantly changed back to its teasing nature: "La la la! Do you think I'm learning like you, the so-called tsundere two pillars."

The duck still looked at the owl speechlessly, it couldn't understand why the other party changed his character around, and this arrogant Erzhuzi's character was like Sasuke, and Sasuke often said such inappropriate words.

Of course, being teased by the owl so nonsensically, the duck's attention was turned, at least it wasn't completely in a bad mood.

The duck suddenly thought of something, and it immediately asked: "Owl, are you a psychic beast?"

"Of course it is, but how can you ask such a rude question."

Uh... I was rude there, but the duck chose to ignore it, and it continued to ask: "Then can you fight?"

The owl, which was relatively normal just now, became abnormal after hearing the duck's question. It twisted its body stiffly, as if a little embarrassed: "This...that...hehe..."

……

"You don't need to elaborate, the old man understands." After finishing speaking, the duck turned around and walked away. The owl is probably just a talking pet like it.

"Eh? Eh?! Fellow! I haven't finished yet! I..."

Regardless of the owl's urgency, the duck walked out of a hole in the wall, spreading its wings to fly.

However, it is impossible to escape under the eyes of the two strong men, even if it is just an ordinary duck, they will not let it go.

"Quack! Let go of the old man!!"

Didara showed a treacherous smile: "As long as you don't run away, I'll let you go... um!" The depressed boy just now has long since disappeared, replaced by this fiery guy.

The duck couldn't tell because it couldn't figure out why these two strong men had to deal with an ordinary duck like it. Out of the corner of its eye, it saw an owl whose expression was somewhat similar to this fiery kid. The duck understood instantly, it turned out to be this guy For the sake, damn it!

Although the duck wanted to peck at something angrily at this time, the situation did not allow it to do anything else.

The duck said calmly: "Okay, the old man will not escape." A man who knows current affairs is a hero.

Didara immediately let go of the duck when he heard this.

It seems that this kid is actually quite naive. If it is not as weak as it looks, it is possible to escape, but the fact is that it is indeed a weakling, Duck thought helplessly.

On this day, it was about half a month since Sasuke left Konoha, but the duck was still on the long way to find Sasuke.

[-]: The Intersection of Routes

With Uchiha's talent and his own hard work, Sasuke finally summoned a... well... a relatively large snake.

The huge snake body is entrenched in the front, and the surrounding scenery is much smaller in comparison with the big snake. Naturally, Sasuke, who is a human being, is so small that he can't find it.

"Who is it? Summon the old man here!" A deep voice sounded in the small valley, as if it was boosted by a loudspeaker, and there were some faint echoes, and the overlapping of the echo and the original sound made the big snake's momentum increase a lot .

"It's me." Sasuke, who hadn't been seen just now, was standing right in front of the big snake.

Hearing this, Orochi turned his gaze downwards, and saw a black-haired boy, this person was Sasuke Uchiha, the most precious apprentice Compatible Device of Orochimaru known to everyone in Otogakure Village.

However, most people just hear about it, they haven't seen Sasuke's true face, and this big snake is in this category.

The big snake narrowed its eyes, lowered its head and approached Sasuke, it sneered and said, "Hmph! Brat, you will die if you talk big!"

Orochi was very close to Sasuke, snorted when he sneered and exhaled when he spoke, and sprayed on Sasuke at the same time, and at that time, Sasuke frowned in disgust: "Hmph, casually underestimating others...you will die!"

"Humph! What a big breath!"

Sasuke, who was sprayed by the big snake again, replied at that time: "Not as big as you!"

The atmosphere at the scene became extremely tense as one person and one snake provoked each other. At this moment, a voice broke the atmosphere: "Fumu, it's you!" Sasuke recognized that it was a rhythmic voice.

As soon as Yin Li's voice fell, an incredible scene happened. The big snake who was serious just now, it was the boss and it was the most powerful snake, instantly fell into a nympho: "Ah—— Yin Li is you—I still miss you I haven't been home for a few days, and I'm actually staying with this weak human being!"

Hearing Wenmu's words, the melody became furious. Anyone who insulted Sasuke and looked down on him would not be forgiven. It roared angrily, "It's not human! It's Sasuke!"

Is it helping him or hurting him in disguise, the expressionless Sasuke complained silently in his heart.

Although the rhythm's rebuttal was very weird, the words 'it's Sasuke-sama' had an effect. At least the big snake's eyes on Sasuke had changed, not as contemptuous as it was just now.

"Will you be my psychic beast?" Sasuke asked seriously.

"Willing, willing, willing!"

Sasuke thought this big snake would be difficult to deal with, but he didn't expect it to be so smooth.

"So I can work with Tonori..."

"Who wants to work with you!"

"The temperament is not my psychic beast."

……

"Eh?! Sasuke-sama, you don't want to be a slave... woo..."

"I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to!"

"Barely counted as a pet."

"Master Sasuke, I knew you wouldn't want to give up my servant!"

"Willing, willing, willing!!"

……

……

Sasuke and Yinru looked at Wenmu indifferently, probably

Their hearts are like this: Meow's mentally retarded!

……

Orochimaru did not refer to