Archdruid Farming Online

The wheat fields are still in full swing.

Gun Gun is indeed a beast with only ideals and ambitions, and it feels like it has pushed the harvester out of Luanyu.

Push on this harvesting cart, and I will be the most shining aunt in the harem!

With this kind of self-confidence, it pushes an acre of land in one go. Seeing Su Che coming from the direction of Qingshan Village, it is about to step forward to claim credit, when suddenly——

"Boom."

Gun Gun's eyes lit up when he saw Su Che.

"Why are you here?" He turned his head and said to a small tractor behind him with a smile on his face.

Gu Zheng sat in the tractor, stretched out his hand to operate the lever, heard the brakes, and stopped beside Su Che.

"The tractor was remodeled this morning, I'll try it out." He said, "Isn't it a bit late?"

"It's not too late." A smile appeared on Su Che's face, "Let me try?"

"I made some modifications, you may not be able to drive it," Gu Zheng opened the car door, let Su Che come up and sit on him: "Come on, I'll teach you."

Then they rumbled and drove the tractor around the farmland, took the harvester from Gungun, hung it behind the tractor, and rumbled to harvest the wheat on the remaining one acre of land.

Gun Gun who lost Luanyu: "..."

It scratched the ground angrily, staring at its petite rival, very jealous.

——Relying on tractors to compete for favor, shameless!

……

A man's love for a good car is deep in his bones, and the Druid from another world is no exception.

However, due to his experience of farming in Qingshan Village, his definition of "good car" is a little bit off.

"This tractor is modified by myself. It has hybrid power output, flexible steering, and hydraulic suspension. It can also be converted into a self-propelled chassis tractor by adding tracks."

Gu Zheng showed off his modified tractor to Su Che like a peacock showing off its feathers.

Only at this time can he see a trace of similarities with Gu Lin'an.

"The tractor is equipped with different interfaces, and various engineering accessories can be installed, such as buckets, blades, harvesting vehicles, spreaders, rope winches..."

Gu Zheng lowered his voice and whispered in Su Che's ear: "There are also rotating artillery, 203mm howitzers, anti-aircraft machine guns, anti-aircraft missiles and external reactive armor."

Su Che: "..."

"It's amazing!" His eyes lit up, and he looked at the dashboard of the tractor with love.

"I'll see you off." Gu Zheng was full of pride.

"!!!"

After harvesting their own wheat, the two took the tractor dump and shoveled it, and drove this luxury car worth tens of thousands of yuan, which actually used high-tech technology and weapons, and went home sweetly.

Aunt Gun was left stunned.

it:"!!!"

And me?

Don't forget me!

Don't I deserve a spot in the tractor? ! ! !

……

As the weather forecast says, the next few days will be sunny and fine.

With the help of Brother Rose, Su Che dried the harvested wheat in the yard and on the roof.

When the wheat was about to dry, he led Gu Zheng and Gun Gun to beat the ears of wheat with a flail, and then used a shovel and a dustpan to raise the grain, working vigorously all afternoon.

Looking at the small pile of wheat grains that had been processed, Su Che stretched out his hand, took off the camera from his shoulder, turned it off, and called Director Song.

"Hey, is there enough program material?"

"Almost, the thresher is ready, come here."

Carrying the wheat on a tractor to Qingshan Village, and borrowing the thresher in the village, Su Che processed the wheat on his two acres of land in less than two hours. Then he turned on the camera again and sighed at the clean wheat grains: "It's really hard work." day."

The audience of Lujinjiang has already seen through the truth of the matter, they——

"Ha ha."

"On the great contribution of agricultural machinery."

"You have changed, you are no longer the innocent little Veela I knew, when did you learn to cheat?!"

Facing the heartbroken audience, Su Che was very calm.

"These are not important," he put the threshed wheat into more than a dozen woven bags, and lifted the bags to the weighing scale next to the grain drying yard.

He stretched out a finger and pointed to the LCD—

"Exciting times have arrived."

Some viewers who reacted quickly had already realized what Su Che was going to do. They were stunned for a moment, then frantically clicked the mouse, and a series of landmines, grenades, and deep-water torpedoes appeared in the live broadcast room. The screen in the live broadcast room was covered with special effects of fireworks. and the screams of the audience.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!"

"I've been chasing "Metamorphosis" for a whole season, and I've finally waited for this moment!"

"I watched the show for Brother Su Che. Why do I suddenly feel that these bags of golden wheat grains are more attractive than Brother Su Che's face? Do you have some eye disease?"

"No, upstairs, it means that you are already a qualified internet farmer."

"..."

The audience in the live broadcast room were staring at Su Che's movements. At the scene of the program in Qingshan Village, director Song, Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming, almost all the staff and villagers of Qingshan Village were also staring at the woven bag beside him.

After the wheat threshing was completed, Uncle Zhang knew that his estimate was wrong, and the wheat in the woven bag far exceeded five hundred catties.

"How many can there be?"

Unable to restrain the heat in his heart, he took off the straw hat on his head and fanned the wind.

For farmers like them in Qingshan Village, it is already a big deal to be able to harvest three to four hundred catties per mu of land, so Su Che's maximum harvest can be estimated to be five or six hundred catties. OK.

Su Che picked up the first woven bag and easily threw it onto the scale.

"One hundred and five." The audience inside and outside the studio read together.

He calmly picked up the second bag.

"210 two."

Then the third, fourth, fifth...

"Three hundred and six."

"420 one."

"540."

……

"boom."

Another sack of wheat was thrown onto the scale, and the scale, which covers an area of ​​half a square meter, did not display numbers as before, but flashed blue light on the LCD screen, and issued a sharp alarm of "di——".

"what happened?"

The villagers of Qingshan Village looked at each other.

"I think it looks like..." Uncle Zhang was dubious: "Overloaded?"

He bent down and carried a sack of wheat down, and the number on the scale returned to "970".

"It's actually overloaded?"

The viewers and villagers in the live broadcast room discussed together: "Is this scale fake?"

"How is it possible? I know this brand. Last year, it was rated as one of the top ten quality companies. Judging from the model, it is still the largest agricultural model in their family."

"Yes, I searched for pictures in the online store, and the standard load is [-] kilograms."

"Can you surpass this?! I think brother Su Che's wheat is only half weighed?"

"One, two, three... less than half, nine out of twenty."

"Upstairs is accurate."

"My God..." The audience searched for the average yield per mu of wheat in the world, making sure that their common sense was not wrong, and then swiped the screen in disbelief——

"What kind of immortal invincible super wheat is this?"

“@农学爸爸大刘, this so-called younger brother of Su Che’s wheat yield exceeds [-] per mu and he kneels down to call his father and also a friend who dances to Swan Lake. Is your tutu ready? Hurry up if you don’t, or increase the size The ballet skirts are not easy to buy!"

"..."

In the dormitory of Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College, the little brother wearing black-rimmed glasses was writing his final thesis. Suddenly, there was a ticking sound from the computer, as well as countless new information pop-up windows and screen shaking.

"What?"

With a shaking of his hand, he almost deleted the paper he had written for a short period.

Carefully saved this article titled "Discussion on Several Feasible Methods for Zhongzhou Wheat Yield Breaking Through 400 Jin per Mu" on the hard disk, and the little brother opened the message pop-up window of Crazy@自己.

Then, he: "..."

"Fuck! How is it possible?"

He kicked over the computer chair, making a loud noise, which alarmed several buddies in the same dormitory.

"What's the matter, Big Liu?"

Three sleepy-eyed heads with messy hair protruded from the upper bunk, the upper bunk on the opposite side, and the lower bunk on the opposite side: "I stayed up late last night to write my thesis, and I'm sleepy now."

"What paper do you want to write?" The little brother looked at his senior brother in despair.

"What is the topic of your thesis?"

"Da Liu, have you been stupid all night?" The brothers happily recounted their chosen topics——

""Analysis of the Internal Causes of Zhongzhou Wheat Yield of [-] Jin per Mu""

"Analysis of the Applicability of Five High-yield Wheats"

"Breeding and Selection of High-yield Wheat"

They are also very serious about the after-school homework of Zhongzhou Wheat School.

"Hehe." The little brother from the Agricultural College sneered.

Then, "Crack", he clicked on the thesis he had written all night, dragged it directly into the recycle bin, and clicked "Completely Shred" amidst the exclamations of his roommates.

"Fuck!"

"What the hell are you doing, Liu?"

"Did you suffer from the failure of online dating? Or is the other side a ladyboy who cheats money and sex?"

Looking at the concerned faces of his dormmates, the boy from the Agricultural College was full of emotion, and when he was moved, he had an idea.

It is better to have fun alone than to have fun with others. Since they want to dance "Swan Lake", it is natural that there must be four little swans.

"Do you dare to make a bet with me?" The little brother said quietly.

"Bet, bet!" For the sake of the brother's mental health, the roommates repeatedly agreed.

"What are you gambling?"

Looking at the computer, the little brother smiled slightly: "Just bet, will someone grow wheat with a yield of [-] jin per mu within this year."

"The loser wears a pink ballet and kneels down and calls that person Papa."

"..."

The roommates froze for a moment, then——

"Hahahahahaha!!!!"

There was a burst of crazy laughter in the dormitory, and it became a sea of ​​joy in an instant.

"What are you thinking about?"

"I just said that Da Liu was stupid all night, right?"

"Come here, I have a bottle of melatonin-flavored nutrient solution. It is said that it is a formula handed down before the cataclysm. Da Liu, come and have a bottle first."

"So, you bet?"

"Gambling, is there anything you can't bet on? If you can grow it, don't call him Dad in a ballet skirt, even if you wear black silk and set up a longevity card and call him Patriarch!"

"very good."

The little brother from the Agricultural College looked at his simple, innocent brothers who never watched the live broadcast with pity, and first ordered four oversized tutus in the Lujinjiang online store, then opened the live broadcast room, and displayed the pictures on the computer screen. enlarge.

On the screen, Su Che was removing all the previous wheat, and carrying a woven bag to weigh the second round.

"This is the harvest of about one mu of land." He said.

"..."

After 1 minute, the roommates stopped laughing and laughing.

Two minutes later, their expressions were slightly stiff.

After 3 minutes, it is difficult for them to maintain a polite smile.

5 minutes later--

"The total is 25 catties. After conversion, the yield per mu of land is just [-] catties, surpassing Zhongzhou's previous record. Congratulations!"

Director Song smiled and held a video camera, recording the weighing scene and the digital changes on the scale.

"I will send this video material to the mailbox of Zhongzhou Academy of Agricultural Sciences later, maybe they will give you a scientific and technological excellence award or something!"

"Thank you." Su Che picked up the wheat from the scale easily, thanked the friends around him, and said modestly by the way: "It's nothing, it's still far away from the yield of [-] per mu. Next year, I will give it to myself first." Set a small goal, let’s produce [-] per mu.”

Director Song: "..."

The villagers of Qingshan Village: "..."

Fans in the live room: "..."

The melon-eating crowd of the Agricultural College: "..."

"Too much modesty is just pretending!" They were heartbroken.

"What's the matter with pretending to be aggressive? Is my mu, Su, not worthy of pretending to be aggressive?" The distressed crowd was turned back by the fans who loved Su Che in a blink of an eye.

"... Deserving." They were silent for a long time, but they still had to admit it.

——This pretense is really too hairy!