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The next day, Qinglu Agricultural College became popular because of a video.

In the video, four graduate students are wearing pink ballet skirts for girls, kneeling devoutly in front of a desk.

There are more than a dozen flavors of nutrient solution and nutrition tablets on the desk, golden rapeseed flowers and ears of wheat, and a simple but conspicuous longevity card with the words "Su Che's father is on top" written on it.

Among the four, the little brother in a ballet skirt wearing black-rimmed glasses said solemnly: "Kowtow."

Qi Qi bowed down.

"Two kowtows."

Goodbye.

"Three kowtows."

The four black heads touched the ground and then lifted up. The little buddies picked up the nutrient solution on the altar, touched it two by two, and drank it all in one gulp.

They wiped their mouths boldly——

"After drinking this cup of nutrient solution, next year's yield will be [-] jin per mu!"

Encouraging each other, as if they had seen the golden high-yielding wheat field, the little buddies stood on tiptoe with enigmatic smiles, lifted their legs, twirled, jumped, and danced a song of Swan Lake in front of the camera.

Not to mention, it may be that I have studied it carefully before, and the movements are quite standard.

Because the video was too voluptuous, it quickly spread among college circles in Qinglu Province, followed by several surrounding provinces, the northern region, the entire Central Continent, and even radiated to several adjacent continents with Central Continent as the core.

Some of these audiences have paid attention to "Metamorphosis", and some don't even know what it is, but without exception, they watched the whole dance and were deeply shocked.

"Sao, show broken leg!"

"Whoever calls 120, I'm blind."

"The strong chest muscles, the top that is about to burst, the blingbling pink sequins, the thick gluteus maximus, the ballet skirt full of dreamy girlish style and the murderous leg hair... It's hard to describe... It's even more difficult to describe, I actually I watched it all in one second..."

Based on the principle that I can't be blind alone, the viewers who were disturbed by this magical video happily became one of the likes and reposts, and gave Amway the dance of the four little swans to their classmates and friends around them.

What they say is very consistent-

"This dance video is very good, I recommend watching it too."

"Yes, awesome, the four dancers are simply gods!"

"I think it's all right to compete for this year's Golden Swan Award."

Amway's classmates and friends: "..."

Under the publicity that the masses don't want money for tap water, the video that was originally shot just to complete the bet made the four graduate students and the Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College a hot search.

Onlookers have @青麟省农学学院, asking the official——

"Do you know that the graduate students in your school are so skinny?"

Official Dad: "..."

In fact, as early as Su Che coaxed the crows in Qingshan Village to change their appearance and become birds again, his name was passed down by word of mouth among a small number of people in Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College, and after that, the scientific goose raising, Jin Kela, The yield of [-] jin of wheat per mu proves his excellence.

Such an outstanding and promising young man, as an enlightened and up-to-date agricultural college, of course they should praise him a lot!

Therefore, after consulting the opinions of the college leaders, the official father not only happily reposted the dance video of the four little swans, but also solemnly stated——

"Student Su Che is a very outstanding talent. He has a very outstanding talent in agriculture. A series of scientific research activities in Qingshan Village, Qinglu Province have achieved excellent results and fruitful results. Our school highly praises Su Che With the spirit of hard work, rooted in agriculture, and selfless dedication, the students are considering cooperating in the near future, applying their research results in biotechnology to the scientific research activities of the school, learning from each other, and jointly promoting the development of Zhongzhou agriculture. "

Audiences--

"I don't understand, who can translate it?"

"As expected of an official father, he speaks in a polite manner."

"I just saw that our younger brother Su Che is very powerful. Even the Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College has to learn a certain technology invented by him, but what is this awesome technology? Can anyone give me some inside information?"

"..."

"Fuck."

"incredible."

"As expected of the Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College that can train four little swans, hardcore."

"???"

"Friends upstairs who don't understand, please point me to the latest developments of Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College → [URL], don't thank me too much."

……

"Is it such an exaggeration?"

Su Che used Gu Zheng's tablet to secretly watch the dynamics of Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College.

I saw that this is an experimental field located in the countryside, not too big, only about three acres.

The farmland is surrounded by LED vertical screens used in star concerts, and the two-meter-high large screen projects Su Che's figure on all sides of the farmland.

The images played on the screen are the scenes of Su Che raising geese, farming, cooking, and fluffy in "Metamorphosis".

"Can this work?"

The world that Su Che travels to only has photo spar and sound transmission spar, and the price is too expensive for most people to use. No one has recorded the appearance of druids for animals to see, so naturally they don’t know this Does the method work.

He dubiously heard Gu Zheng answer: "Of course."

Su Che didn't pay attention, but Gu Zheng always paid more attention to the situation of Dailu.He saw below this news, Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College officials said that although they didn't believe in this kind of pure natural biological bird repelling facility proposed by the students at first, after some students tried it in a small experimental field, they found that the bird The number of people pecking at the experimental wheat has decreased a lot. It is roughly estimated that the average yield per mu of the experimental field can be increased by 20%.

Therefore, the senior management of the Agricultural College kept pace with the times, corrected mistakes, held a Golden Pheasant Conference, and decided to purchase multiple LED large screens of the same style in the Lujinjiang Mall, and bought the right to use the image of Su Che for 20 years.

After all, doing so is safe, reliable and pollution-free, and it is much more cost-effective than repelling birds with chemical agents, ultrasonic waves, or artificial bird repelling.

"Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College has already called Gu Lin'an to discuss your image usage fee, and a large sum of money will be transferred to your account in a few days."

"Really?" Su Che's eyes lit up.

"of course."

Gu Zheng saw how satisfied Su Che was when he heard that the money was in the account, and secretly decided to put pressure on Lu Jinjiang's media department to make them pay Dailu an extra endorsement fee.

——After all, in order to maximize the bird repelling effect, the LED screens ordered by Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College are all the most expensive and high-end.

……

"Seriously explore, what is the principle of biological bird repellent? Is there a scientific basis?"

"Upstairs, are you watching the dynamics of Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College? You can try to enlarge the video ten times."

After zooming in, the audience who discussed this high-tech biotechnology with a scientific research attitude fell silent.

I saw a dozen sparrows, chickadees, and magpies surrounding Su Che's voice, chirping happily. Looking carefully, there was also a big black crow among the group of small birds that often come to make trouble in the farmland.

They are concentrated, ignoring the crops around them, and only have the shining little heart in their eyes.

audience--

"..."

"Hundred Birds towards... Su Che?"

"So the principle of this seemingly high-end biological bird repelling technology is to use beauty to defeat the defenses of birds, making them addicted to sucking sores, unable to extricate themselves, and even forgetting their biological instincts?"

"Upstairs is brilliant."

"Emmmmmmmm..."

"Wen can cook, broadcast live broadcasts, and help mother-in-law geese to shape the correct values ​​of goose life. Wu can farm, raise pigs, hang and beat village entrances to steal eggs and old yolks, and rely on his face to make a group of evolved animals gather to attract the Soviet Union. The life of the little Veela The winner's script is too firm, right?"

"What is it called Little Veela? You don't respect people at all, you want to call me Brother Su... No, Grand Druid Su!"

"Agree."

"appropriate."

"I heard that the nickname of the most famous agronomist before the Great Cataclysm was the Archdruid. I wish Brother Su Che one day to achieve his achievements!"

……

The audience clapped Su Che's rainbow fart behind the screen, but he didn't know about it.

Su Che had already turned off the tablet, and counted the goose eggs in the yard with Director Song and a notary invited by the program team.

"one two Three……"

Under the command of Su Che, the geese in the yard lined up neatly, standing in perfect military posture and guarding the side of the goose shed.

It may be that I was a little flustered in the face of thirty geese staring at me at once, and the notary staff's movements of counting the goose eggs were a little stiff.

He quickly counted the eggs in the nest, and said to Director Song, "110 two."

Director Song was a little surprised. Su Che had only raised these geese for more than 50 days in total, which means that except for the first few days when no orders were placed, the ten female geese could lay two eggs on average every day in the rest of the days.

and……

He glanced at the goslings who were following Xiaoniang's buttocks, learning to stand in a military posture while "quack quack".

——This data does not count the more than 30 goslings that have been hatched.

In the current environment, the hatching rate alone is already very scary.

In stark contrast to Su Che, Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming's eggs and duck eggs combined were only more than 20, less than a fraction of Su Che's.

"I also helped you apply for the award from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences for the number of eggs laid." Director Song put away the camera, "But I'm not sure if I can win the award."

"One more thing..." Under Su Che's grateful eyes, he seemed a little hard to say: "As for the results of this social practice, after discussion among experts, the score of wheat can be counted, and the full score can be multiplied by 50%. 50 points, but the points of the goose egg...can be added to the total score after the investigation of Huang Rongsheng, that is, Assistant Huang, is over."

"Why?" Before Su Che could speak, Chen Jingying, who was watching the excitement, was dissatisfied first: "Because Assistant Huang insisted that Brother Su Che and Advisor Bai colluded to cheat and frame him? Anyone with a brain knows that this is impossible!"

Director Song coughed lightly: "This is only part of the reason."

"More importantly, the University Supervisory Committee has received several anonymous letters, reporting that our program group is very unfair in scoring social practices, colluding with rich second-generation guests, and there is an inside story of power-money transactions. In addition, Assistant Huang agreed with the anonymous letter. In order to find out the truth, we can only do so according to the requirements of the above."

"..." Chen Jingying bit her lower lip as she looked at Director Song's perplexed look.

"But...but the application for some colleges and universities starts from September in the second half of the year. If someone deliberately delays, the investigation on the program group will not be concluded by then, and Su Che's brother's social practice is only [-] points. In this case, Not even the chance to choose many one type of colleges!”