Archdruid Farming Online

Although the weather in June is not very hot, the golden wheat field is full of sunshine, shining on the face and body, which makes people feel hot.

The wheat in Qingshan Village has all turned golden yellow, and everyone from house to house is taking advantage of the good weather to rush to harvest. The rumble of harvesters resounds from the field to the end, full of the joy of a good harvest.

"Xiao Su," Uncle Zhang drove over with a harvester and shouted from a distance above, "Do you want me to cut the wheat for you? Anyway, there are only two acres of land, and it will take a while."

Su Che was very moved, and then refused.

"No, the program team said that all the wheat in the field must be done by the guests themselves."

"Then there's nothing we can do." Uncle Zhang shook his head, looked at Su Che's awkward posture of holding the sickle, and sighed: "No rush, take your time."

He exchanged glances with Brother Li in the field next door, and decided that the big guy would secretly come to help Xiaosu cut the wheat in the middle of the night, otherwise, seeing his work efficiency, he really felt sorry for the crops.

Just when the villagers of Qingshan Village were determined to help Su Che cheat, a burst of "dang bang bang bang" came from a distance.

Everyone raised their heads and saw a rumbling walking harvester.

them:"……"

This fresh and refined harvesting method is different from those coquettish harvesters in the surrounding thousands of acres of farmland.

As soon as the audience of Lujinjiang turned on the live broadcast, they saw the harvesting truck rushing towards them. They——

"What the hell?"

"Is it a self-propelled individual harvester?"

"What is the principle of this harvester? What is it powered by? Why didn't I see the traction device?"

"To tell you the truth, please be careful, look at the black claws behind the car, the cute claw pads, and the belly of black and white flowers..."

"I have a bold idea..."

Without letting the audience in Green Jinjiang guess, Gun Gun, who was pushing the harvesting cart, saw the little guy, put the cart on the ground, and jumped out from behind——

"Squeak!"

Looking at Gun Gun's bright eyes hidden under the dark circles, Su Che rubbed its head with the hand holding the sickle, and sent a little force of nature to it.

"Thank you, you are really capable."

"..."

Soaked in the warm force of nature, Gun Gun feels that every inch of his muscles and every bone seems to have received the best comfort and treatment, which is extremely comfortable and comfortable.

It was very excited, feeling that its guess the day before had been fulfilled——

The little one really loves hardworking beasts the most!

So... so I want to be his model worker!

Having successfully figured out the cause-and-effect relationship, Gun Gun gave up his plan to be cute, and quickly hopped back to the back of the mowing truck, working hard to win favor.

Because of the power of nature, its strength has been improved. It accidentally jumped high and knocked a bird above its head into the air.

"O~~~"

The feathers on the wings were tilted to one side, and the gray bird let out a miserable cry, and Su Che felt that the sound was a bit familiar.

He looked up.

"Isn't this the thief who stole the house a few days ago?"

I haven't seen you for a few days, how come it turned gray?Could it be infected by crows?

Will it turn black in a few days?

"Ooo."

Seeing Su Che, the seagull covered his face with his wings, turned around and wanted to fly in the opposite direction.

Su Che: "..."

Before he had time to think about it, he brought his fingers to his lips and whistled melodiously.

"Oh!" the seagull screamed.

The next moment, "crash", a group of black crows flew from all directions and surrounded it in the center.

The crows are a circle bigger than seagulls, with bright feathers, sharp beaks, and cold light on the tips of their claws. Compared with the lonely seagulls, they are like gangsters collecting protection fees on the street.

And the seagulls are the little gray faces under their oppression... no, the little gray faces.

"Quack, quack, quack."

Su Che exchanged a few words with Brother Crow.

"Oh," he nodded, "it turned out that this seagull named Baidianer stole all the gems hidden in the crow's nest while you were not paying attention, threw them all over the mountains and plains, and then sneaked out of prison while you were picking up gems. "

His movements are so experienced, he looks like a habitual offender.

"Gah." Brother Crow nodded.

——This is a super bad bird!

It flipped the seagull around with one wing, very gangster-like.

"How about it," Su Che looked at the dishonest Bai Dianer, "I originally decided to let you go after harvesting the wheat, but now I've changed my mind."

"Europe?"

"Since it's a reform through labor, it should be thorough. Just spreading fertilizer is not enough. You can harvest the wheat together."

The so-called harvesting of wheat is to ask Bai Dianer to help pick up the ears of wheat that have fallen on the ground.

"Pick up fifty catties, and let you go free." Pointing to the harvested straw, Su Che said generously.

Bai Dianer: "..."

It forgot to flap its wings, and fell to the ground on its legs, like a dead bird.

——The ear of wheat that reaches the mouth is actually going to be returned?are you a devil

——Niaoye has been rampant in Haining City for many years, robbing whatever he wants, when did he suffer this kind of grievance?

However, the bird was under the eaves and couldn't help himself. After the boss of the crow took the lead and plucked all the feathers off, Bai Dianer still had to turn around, fly up, and pick up a stalk of wheat without complaint. .

It threw the ears of wheat in its mouth into the woven bag with a stab of heart, turned its head, and stared at Su Che with hatred.

"Europe--"

When Master Bird returns to Haining City, I want you to look good!

And Su Che... of course he didn't care about such gazes.

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Who will remind Brother Su Che that the eyes of this seagull are wrong, like the vicious cannon fodder that gave the protagonist abortion pills in Gongdou drama."

"With my rich experience in watching dramas, it wants to do things."

"My friend who went to school in Haining City said that seagulls are the most vengeful bad birds. They smoke, drink, fight, and rob. They do all kinds of evil. They are called a plague in Haining City. Brother Su Che must be careful."

"Hearing this made me feel a little nervous. I think it's better to let Empress Crow reward her with fame."

"..."

"To be honest, I don't understand what you are worried about. After watching the show for so long, don't you know Xiao Veela? Anyway, no matter how the other party is jumping around now, it will definitely be—"

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"The solution is upstairs."

……

"Look, this is an email from Haining City Environmental Protection Bureau."

Near noon, Director Song called Su Che to his office.

Anyway, there is Gun Gun who is good at pushing carts, even if he stays in the field, he will be just a burden. Su Che is very self-aware and gave Gun Gun a little natural force, and then leisurely became the hands-free shopkeeper.

"Letter for Help?"

Su Che looked at the red-headed document with the official seal of Haining City Environmental Protection Bureau in his hand.

"It must be a big disaster that the Environmental Protection Bureau of a prefecture-level city can't handle. How can I help them?"

"You'll know if you take a closer look." Director Song turned on the tablet, searched for the keyword "Haining seagull", then pointed to a group of birds on the screen that looked very similar to the white spot, and said at first glance that they were of the same family: " This is what Herning's public beach looks like now."

Su Che: "..."

He looked at the beach teeming with seagulls.

The sky is filled with the feathers of this group of seagulls, and the white sand is covered with cigarette butts, paper scraps, glass bottles, and packaging bags. Even the supposedly clear ocean is filled with colorful plastic bags and waste, as if a festival just held A HIGH open-air concert, and the audience are all hooligans who are not enthusiastic about environmental protection and litter everywhere.

Garbage rushes to the beach in waves as the waves wash, and then sinks into the ocean in waves, bringing pollution to other places, which is annoying to watch.

"Is this group of seagulls doing this?"

The reason why seagulls are suspected is that some of them have cigarettes in their mouths and blow out white smoke rings skillfully; Take apart the snack bag, and scatter the potato chips, crispy rice, and beef jerky inside, as if playing a game of pick and drop.

"Let them speak to you themselves."

Editor-in-Chief Song called the Haining Environmental Protection Bureau.

"Seagull? That's right." The person who answered Su Che was an employee of the Evolutionary Animal Treatment Section of the Environmental Protection Bureau.

He sighed: "Well, it's a long story, these seagulls are all influenced by humans."

"It was just a few decades ago. The shadow of the cataclysm had passed, and the society had entered a period of rapid development. Haining City was close to the sea, and the economy was relatively developed. Some people who became rich fell into the bad habits before the cataclysm, smoking and drinking. Gambling, disrespecting environmental sanitation, throwing garbage everywhere, and discharging factory and domestic sewage into the sea, the environmental problems around Haining City were very serious during that time.”

"You don't care?" Su Che asked.

"It's okay," the young man said, "Before the environment in Haining City deteriorated completely, Longcheng sent experts and inspection teams to arrest all criminals who polluted the environment, wasted resources, and violated the law. reform through labor."

"We thought it was all right now, and the pollution control in Haining City could finally be on the right track," the young man said with a wry smile, "Who knows, not long after, a nest of seagulls who grew up in criminals' homes secretly opened the lock by themselves. Run away from the shelter, and then become a new source of pollution."

"It is said that those who are close to the vermilion are red, and those who are close to the ink are black. They have been with criminals since they were young. These seagulls have not learned a lot. They have learned a lot from smoking, drinking and littering. What's worse, this group of people who were smuggled here The seagulls are very well adapted to the environment of Haining City, and they reproduce on the beach from generation to generation, and there are also evolved animals in the population. According to the agreement signed between humans and evolved species, we can only educate them and cannot expel them from Haining City."

"so……"

"So they have completed the great feats that the previous owner did not complete. The severe pollution that would have taken 20 years to achieve, with the unremitting efforts of the seagulls, it was almost achieved in more than ten years. Moreover, they harassed tourists and robbed wantonly. The beach was originally called a white paradise, but now not only no one goes there for a walk, but it also has a new name—white pollution paradise.”

Su Che: "..."

"That's really miserable," he said sincerely after thinking about it.

"So... what do you want me to do?"

"Mr. Su," the voice on the other side of the phone is very sincere: "The reason why the director and I found you is because we saw your program on Green Jinjiang. You may not know that the one that stole your things a few days ago Seagull Bai Dianer is one of the most powerful evolved seagulls in Haining City, and he is also the leader of the seagull flock."

"We have seen the whole process of your educating Bai Dianer, and hope you can educate other seagulls in Haining City in the same way, let them understand the importance of environmental protection, change their appearance, and become birds again."

Su Che: "..."

Seeing the look on his face, Director Song spoke for his guests: "Mr. Zhu, this may be a bit difficult, after all, Su Che is still dissatisfied."

Opposite is the official organization, easy to talk, rich in resources, and a lot of conditions.

"We don't necessarily force Mr. Su to solve the disaster of seagulls in Haining City. As long as he is willing to try, Haining City TV can cooperate with Green Jinjiang to broadcast live the documentary of Su Che's education of seagulls in prime time. The director also said that if The pollution of the beach can be restored to the state it was a few years ago. He will apply to the Haining Municipal Government to award Su Che the title of "Top Ten Youths in Haining City". With such a municipal honorary title, it will be of great help to his future work and study .”

"I don't know what Su Che wants?"

Director Song covered the microphone and glanced at Su Che.

To be honest, this condition even made him a little moved.

Su Che thought for a moment, then asked: "Can I bring some helpers?"

"Like?"

"A flock of crows in Daqingshan."

"..."

There was a slight knock on the opposite side, as if the speaker stood up from the chair, and said as he walked, "That would be great!"

The staff member of the Environmental Protection Bureau obviously followed the "Deformation Meter" all the way, and also saw the scene of the crows training Bai Dianer in the morning. He warned: "Bring a few more crows, the seagulls here in Haining City may More than you can imagine."

"Of course."

Although the crows are big, ruthless, and have enough brains, one can fight two, but Su Che decided to help the crow boss recruit dozens of younger brothers on the road.

There is no other reason, traveling thousands of miles to fight in groups, you can't lose your momentum!

"Then..." The staff on the opposite side said: "That's it, Su Che, do you agree?"

"Yes. We will discuss it after the time to go to Haining City, and wait until I finish recording all the programs in "Metamorphosis."

"no problem!"

"Then, goodbye?"

Just as Su Che was about to hang up the phone, the staff on the opposite side suddenly said, "Wait."

The tip of the pen "swipes" across the paper——

"The director asked us to give this seagull disaster response operation a code name. Do you have any suggestions?"

"Treat hair with hair." Su Che didn't hesitate.

"Treating hair with hair?"

"Yes, how is it?"

"Hmm... very appropriate." The staff wrote down in the notebook insincerely.

"Of course."

Su Che walked out of the small building of the program group calmly, thinking to himself without humility, this is the name my family Ah Zheng chose, how could it be inappropriate?What an austere realist aesthetic.

Seeing that it was still early in the day, he turned around and decided to go to the farmland to tell the good news of beating birds at public expense to a group of crows who hadn't robbed or stolen their fur in spring, and their muscles were almost useless.

Presumably they will be very happy when they face Baidianer×n who is waiting to be slaughtered.

I'm really a good druid who cares about the mental health of furries, Su Che thought complacently in the bright sunshine.

The author has something to say: Crow: The number one hooligan in the bird world.

Seagull: the second in the bird world.

So this is a fateful battle that stakes the honor of the rogues of the bird world.