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"Director, it's on the hot search!"

In the office of the "Deformation Meter" program group on Zhongzhou No. [-], the staff excitedly fed back the real-time data to the chief director.

The chief director is very pleased.

He looked at [You are so motherly.jpg] in the live broadcast room, and told his assistant: "Send Xiaohuang a message and praise him for doing a good job! Keep working hard!"

He knew that it was the right choice to keep director Huang despite all difficulties, his sb planning can always add surprises to the show and bring happiness to the audience!

Touching his chubby belly, the chief director was secretly proud——

It is also thanks to the fact that I, as the immediate boss, have such a big belly!

·

Plant a yellow director in spring, and harvest a hot search in autumn.

Unlike the chief director who is so proud that he wants to dance samba in the office, director Huang is not in a very good mood at the moment.He circled back and forth in his room, wanting to smash the pear X in his hand, but he couldn't bear it.

On the screen of Yali X——

Bai Han: The matter is not done yet?

Huang Rongsheng: You listen to my explanation.

Bai Han: Explain what?Are you an idiot?

Bai Han: As a program director, you can’t even do such a trivial thing as making guests look ugly on your own program. I’ll pay you to settle bad debts and say good things for you. What’s the point of sending you to the program group of "Metamorphosis"? use?waste!

Huang Rongsheng: Don't get excited, calm down.

Bai Han: Calm down, why calm down?Today the old man in the family even mentioned Su Che.If I hadn't fooled the past with words and asked Su Jun to play chess with his grandfather, maybe Su Che could happily go back to be his eldest son Su and the heir of the Su family without waiting for the show to finish. What is left?

Bai Han: I will find a way to hide it from the old man, you can get rid of Su Che for me on the show as soon as possible, otherwise if Su Che's reputation is not bad, I will kill you before I die!

"..."

Director Huang thought of Bai Han's aloof face for a moment, the financial loopholes he left by embezzling public funds, and the group of ganders who he picked from the market with his own hands and guaranteed not to lay a single egg. Looks like the palette has been knocked over.

He took a deep breath and typed word by word on the phone——

"Hanhan, don't worry, I will get things done for you soon, trust me!"

Bai Han: How fast?

"Before the show ends."

No, no.

Director Huang gritted his teeth, deleted the unsent message on the screen, and changed it to——

"Just a few days!"

Bai Han: You better hurry up, my patience has a limit.

"..."

She stopped replying after sending this message, and the profile picture on the screen also went dark.

"Damn it." Director Huang walked around the room, squeezed the phone tightly, and cursed, "Bitch."

"Don't think that if you change your age, change your identity, and go to Xizhou to have plastic surgery, I don't have anything against you anymore!"

The phone photo album was opened with one hand, and on the dim screen, one could see a woman wearing a bath towel, kneeling and sitting on a big hotel bed.Her eyes were blurred, her posture was seductive, she reached out to hook the neck of the male companion next to her, and exchanged a lingering kiss with him.

That blushing face is beautiful and dignified, but the corners of the eyes and brows reveal a hint of charm. It is the new face of the wealthy circle in Chuhua City—the newly married wife of the chairman of Susu Foods, Mrs. Bai.

And although the man next to her had a mosaic on his face, no matter how he looked at it, his figure and appearance were far from Chairman Su who was over half a century old.

On the contrary, if Director Huang were more than ten years younger, he would be almost exactly the same as the person in the photo.

·

After calming down upstairs for a while, director Huang went down the stairs, preparing to monitor the situation of the guests.

At this moment, he saw one of the staff members assigned by him to introduce the task to the guests standing in the yard.

"Ten geese, yes." He said into the phone.

After hesitating for a while, the staff member added: "Why don't you add another gander, choose a stronger one with a stronger masculine charm, and don't want that kind of sissy gay goose."

On the other side of the phone: "..."

The owner of the farm is very speechless, but the customer is God, what else can he say?

He calmly said: "I understand the guest, don't worry, guest."

After all, the boss grabbed a lively little gander from the goose shed beside him, pinched its wings, and put on a Schwarzenegger pose.

With a "click", he took a picture and sent it, and asked the staff——

"Is this just enough for man?"

"... Enough." The staff looked at the strong muscles of the little gander.

"What's the mother goose's request? Do you want to be ashamed of the moon, or be cold and noble, or have extremely white feathers and look like a popular female star?"

staff member:"……"

"As long as you can lay eggs," he said.

"Ok."

The boss put ten female geese and one male goose into a special express box, and asked the staff: "Customer, do you think this is ok? If it is ok, I will deliver the goods."

"no problem."

The staff was about to press the enter key, but the mobile phone was taken away by director Huang who had been standing by.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"Buy goose." The staff said.

"Did I ask you to buy it?" Director Huang frowned and asked, "The budget of the program group is limited, is it just for you to waste it at will?"

"But……"

"No buts."

"But the twenty geese assigned to Su Che are all male geese." The staff insisted on finishing what they wanted to say: "How do male geese lay eggs?"

"That's something the guests should consider."

"If Su Che's goose doesn't lay an egg until the end of the show, the audience will question our show for shady things."

"Then let them question it." Director Huang lowered his face and dismissed it dismissively: "How can there be enthusiasm without questioning? Black red black red, do you know what it means?"

"Uh……"

"The darker the guests are! The redder we are!" He strengthened his tone and said forcefully.

"..."

Director Huang patted the staff member on the shoulder and looked into his eyes: "As for the fact that all twenty are male geese..."

"You don't say it, I don't say it, how could the audience know?"

staff member:"……"

He understood Director Huang's crazy suggestion, but...

"The audience already knows." The staff broke Director Huang's good wishes a little bit impatiently: "If you don't believe me, why don't you watch the live broadcast?"

Director Huang: "..."

He dubiously took out his mobile phone, turned on the Lvjinjiang live broadcast, and happened to meet the barrage of the audience——

"Egg God is excellent, how did he pick out such a motherly goose from the market at a glance?"

"Hmm... just because I took an extra look at you among the geese?"

"I will never forget your face again."

"Dreaming of meeting by chance one day."

"Alongside nineteen ganders."

"..."

"excellent!"

"I couldn't help but sing along..."

"poisonous!"

"@蛋神, may I ask if you picked nineteen male geese and one sissy goose to lay eggs for black-box guests? Or did you just forget to poke the chrysanthemums of these geese?"

"I think it's two. Is Dan Shen the kind of person who knows how to black box? No!"

"So you really forgot to poke the chrysanthemum?"

"A piece of "Chrysanthemum Terrace" is given to the egg god—the chrysanthemum is broken, the ground is full of injuries, and the anal pinch identification cannot be forgotten..."

"Excellent, excellent, everyone upstairs is the king of agricultural singers."

"@全部, the name Egg God is too unremarkable. After all, he is a person who can recognize women with eyes. Shouldn't he have a more memorable nickname?"

"For example..."

"Goddess?"

"God of false mothers?"

"Pick up the skirt to reveal the god of mouth?"

"No, the upstairs is good, but I think it should be combined."

"For example..."

"Turn off the skirt to reveal the hypocrisy of the mouth!"

"..."

"upstairs……"

"The representative of the Chinese class has appeared."

"Pick up the skirt to reveal the fake motherfucker? This is really... a title that is so painful and refreshing."

……

A few seconds later, under the sympathetic, pity, and thoughtful eyes of the staff, Director Huang smashed his ill-fated duck.

"Slander! This is all slander!"

"Buy ten more female geese!" He said to the staff angrily, "But don't send back the previous ten male geese, let Su Che keep them! If one dies, falls ill or runs away, all will be deducted." His points!"

"Yes." The staff said.

He thought sympathetically that the number of geese [-]/[-] more means that the workload of the guests is also [-]/[-] more than others...

I really don't know how Su Che provoked this unlucky director with great ambition, talent, and bad temper.

……

On the other side, in the small courtyard.

Su Che drove a flock of geese to the front yard.

Although Big Brother Rose is quite hostile to Brother Gou, he may know that these geese are the target of the darling task. Instead of preventing the geese from entering the door, he even fetched water to give each geese a wash.

After getting rid of the water droplets on their bodies, the feathers of the geese are white and shiny, and they look more energetic.

"Line up!"

With Su Che's order, the big white geese were neatly divided into two rows.

Su Che is very satisfied.

He thought of what his best friend once told him about how to scientifically train his recruits, and suddenly he felt eager to try.

——You have recruits, I have new geese, let’s compare!

——After the goose is trained, maybe you can find Ah Zheng and show off in front of him.

So, relying on the fact that the geese could understand what he said [-]%, Su Che—

"stand at attention!"

"Take a break!"

"To the left!"

"turn right!"

"Straddle!"

The geese didn't do very well at first, but after Su Che personally showed them a demonstration, in less than an hour, in order not to disappoint the little ones, their queues had already stood up quickly and accurately.

A group of big white geese stood in the sun with their heads held high, lined up in two neat teams, and they were heroic and majestic!

……

in the forest.

Gu Zheng looked at the great-nephew who was standing or not, and then at the group of spirited geese in front of Su Che, feeling a sense of frustration in his heart.

He conveniently folded a vine from the side as a pointer, and whipped it next to Gu Ershao's heel: "Stand up straight!"

"Grandpa!"

Gu Lin'an reacted very quickly and jumped up, looking at the deep welts and the dust around his feet, he was very puzzled——

"Grandpa, do you not have enough money to spend? Or are you upset by Heizi?"

"I still have two black cards here, where are the blacks? I'll spray them back for you!"

Gu Zheng: "..."

He looked at the great-nephew who rolled up his sleeves and raised his arms, who looked like a bad boy, who seemed to be able to punch and shout "666" at any time, and reflected——

Has the Gu family's education failed too much?

Gu Lin'an: "..."

He was bathed in the dissatisfied and scrutinizing eyes of his grandfather, and cautiously and tentatively said: "How about...how about I sing you a little star?"

Gu Zheng: "..."

How dare you bribe the instructor with money and cuteness?death penalty!

"Put your chest up, hold your head up, look straight ahead, and stride forward!"

While asking his great-nephew one by one, Gu Zheng put the live broadcast of Su Che's geese training in front of him, and then said strictly: "See for yourself how you walk? You are not as good as a flock of geese!"

Gu Lin'an: "..."

He looked at the grandma who was teaching the geese to walk, and then at the grandfather who was teaching himself to walk, and he suddenly realized and felt sad.

——No, if you show your affection, you will show your affection. Why do you use me as a prop?

——Is it necessary to implicate unrelated people when playing remote play these days?

"Don't be in a daze, continue!"

Gu Zheng flicked the rattan whip in Gu Zheng's hand, and the tip of the whip made intimate contact with Gu Linan's buttocks.

"Snapped!"

"..."

Gu Ershao decided to go to a five-star hotel to order a table of roast whole goose after returning to Longcheng to take revenge.

——No matter how good the goose steps are, these geese are going to enter my stomach in the end?snort!

The author has something to say: Grandpa Grandpa: Get a new way to show affection!