Archdruid Farming Online

The "Metamorphosis" staff and audiences responded in much the same way.

He was a little dubious about Su Che's judgment.

"All ganders?"

Being able to be sent to explain task one to the guests, the staff naturally have some understanding of poultry farming.

He walked towards the flock of geese: "Impossible, right? These geese were hand-picked by Director Huang in the market. Ten males and ten females are in good health, with excellent breeds and large egg production..."

"It's not easy to identify male and female geese that have just emerged from the nest. Did you miss it?"

Although the staff spoke tactfully, they were already thinking about whether this was a new way for the guests to make things difficult for the program group.

After all, the previous guests did everything in order to evade the task, and the staff have long been familiar with it, and have developed the ability to resist stress.

These rich second generations...

He sighed in his heart——

I can't stop for a day, always want to make a big news, no wonder my family will send me to the program to reform through labor.

"..."

Su Che saw the disapproval of the staff.

He frowned slightly, and the pride of being the most talented and youngest Druid in the Moonlight Forest for hundreds of years suddenly surged in his heart.

—You can look down on me!But don't look down on my skills!

——If I can't even do the trivial thing of distinguishing male and female from their breath, what kind of druid should I be?

Looking across the group of geese in front of him, Su Che had an idea.

—He decided to make a big one.

Before the staff bent down to inspect the geese, Su Che suddenly said——

"The male goose stands on the left, the female goose stands on the right, line up!"

"..."

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Hahaha, the little Veela is cute."

"Goose: Who am I? Where am I?? What am I going to do???"

"It is said that geese can tell the difference between male and female... Bah! Left and right?"

"Hard to say."

"No."

"It's hard to say."

"If it was an ordinary person, I would definitely say 'Dream' and slap him in the face, but this is a little Veela after all... the little Veela who caused the Andrology Hospital's oral cloning business to skyrocket..."

"I heard that some men's hospitals have posted Su Che's younger brother's emoji package with Guan Erye, Hua Tuo, and Nightingale, praying three times a day, hoping to receive the blessing of mysterious power..."

"asphyxia."

"So, in order not to swell our face, let's wait and see!"

……

The staff did not have the perspective of God, nor did the audience have the blind confidence in Su Che.

He looked at the guests who called the geese to line up, his eyes were full of shock.

——I was wrong, I was really wrong, it turned out that this guest did not come to make trouble.

——He, he, he is crazy!

"..."

Just as he was about to say something to ease the atmosphere, the staff saw a scene that shocked him even more.

The expression of astonishment expanded in an instant and turned into stunned, staying on the staff's face for a long time.

Of course, Su Che didn't say casually, "The male goose stands on the left, the female goose stands on the right, and line up!" Even a Druid is not so magical, and can make the group of ordinary big white geese in front of him understand human speech immediately .

While speaking, he let out a bit of mental energy, circled around the quacking geese, and directly conveyed the meaning to each goose's mind.

The nature of elves close to nature and the talent of druids to communicate with everything made it easy for these geese to understand what Su Che meant...

And do it quickly.

"Clap clap clap."

They raised their heads and gave two "quacks" to the little guy in front of them, quickly swayed their flippers, twisted their buttocks and walked to Su Che's left hand.

He didn't even hesitate.

Strict discipline and order.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Sao... Sao operation."

"It's too coquettish, so coquettish and broken legs, this group of geese can be renamed Tianxiu."

"Have you noticed the expressions on the staff?"

"Stunned, like a mental retardation."

"pity."

"Sympathy +1"

"Is this the first staff member who has been abused by Su Che's brother to become mentally retarded?"

"The second one! And the life assistant who was turned into a dog by Brother Rose yesterday!"

"Big guts! Have you forgotten the egg god? The mosaic on my egg god's ass is so sexy, how can there be no camera?!"

"..."

"I haven't forgotten, I haven't forgotten."

"After all, he is also a person who has been on the hot search, and has a face."

"[Mosaic.jpg]←@Upstairs, is this one???"

"That's right! [Mosaic.jpg] [Mosaic.jpg] [Mosaic.jpg]"

"Speaking of which, the goose this time seems to have been handpicked by the Egg God..."

"So you just picked out twenty male geese? As expected of the egg god...the gospel of males..."

"Okay, let's not talk about Dan Shen, the microphone stage spotlight, let us leave space for the staff in front of us, and ask him to talk about his mental journey!"

"Staff: This is not scientific!"

"Staff: Are you kidding me!"

"Staff: This is really a goose, not a special goose with a special mission, sneaking into the human world secretly, intending to subvert Central Continent, and establish an evolutionary animal regime???"

"..."

"Did you watch too many TV shows upstairs?"

"However, it's interesting to think about it this way? The domineering goose was tempted by the beauty of the little veela, and she took off her goose feathers to reveal her true identity—'Actually, I'm an undercover agent'."

"...then it was grilled by the little Veela braised in soy sauce, steamed and cut into white charcoal."

"Little Veela: Undercover? [True Fragrance]"

"..."

"That's enough for you guys upstairs! How can you make me face brother Su Che in the future???"

"But having said that, the goose steps of this group of geese are indeed good, better than the recruits of many military regions."

"Better than recruits +1, record a screen and send it to other instructors."

"Not upstairs!"

"don't want!!!"

"sent."

"..."

"So in the future, when you serve in the military, you have to compare yourself not only with your contemporaries, recruits, and veterans, but also with a flock of geese?"

"Suffocating."

……

While the audience was discussing the group of big white geese, they had already stood in a line on Su Che's left, with their heads raised and their necks held high, like a group of soldiers waiting for inspection.

Audiences--

"This military posture is also good, with your head up and chest out."

"It can be sent to recruits as a reference."

"Huh? Not all the geese stand to the left, why is one hesitant?"

"Take a step and stand for three seconds, and keep turning your head, as if turning to the right, never to return..."

"what happened?"

"Could it be that Little Veela made a wrong judgment?"

"Goose: There is a traitor among us."

"I just said that Su Che is a pretender, you still don't believe me? Who knows what he used to attract the geese to one side to make a splash. This time it's all right, right?"

"Wait for the slap in the face, I think the twenty male geese are also fake."

"Tricking the audience, disgusting!"

"..."

"Why is there a group of black people upstairs who are deliberately provoking trouble everywhere? Can't you keep quiet and shut up?"

"Heizi get out! If you don't get out, you won't say anything, your face will be beaten into a pumpkin by Su Che's brother!"

……

In front of Su Che——

Nineteen big white geese stood neatly in a row on his left, and they looked at the companion who hadn't returned to the group with their cautious eyes.

No. 20 big white geese stretched their necks, turned left and right innocently, and turned around in a circle.

Then it was caught by the staff.

"male?"

The staff, like the audience, doubted the sex of the goose.

He decided to check this one first, and then check the other nineteen until he picked out ten mother geese.

Although I don’t know how the guests got the geese to line up obediently, it’s unbelievable to expect the geese to be able to tell the difference between male and female.

"Quack quack quack-"

The goose held by the staff raised its neck and let out a shrill scream.

The staff were unimpressed.He pinched the goose's neck with one hand, lifted the feathers on the goose's buttocks with the other hand, found a sinful hole, stretched his fingers through it, and squeezed...

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Fuck, poke... poke the chrysanthemum?"

"So, that specialized, complicated, not-so-descript method of sexing is asshole poking?"

"No, this is called anal pinching... After all, geese are still young, and the only way to identify males and females is to touch the reproductive protrusions in the cloaca..."

"..."

"I don't want to listen to these professional things, I just want to ask: Is the goose in pain?"

"Goose: It hurts. It hurts so much."

"Put yourself in the same position. If you are in the public, someone lifts something inside, reveals something, and stretches your hand in to pinch something, will you be in pain?"

"..."

"In contrast, the way Su Che's brother asked the geese to line up by themselves is so gentle, so humane, so small and fresh, full of love and care..."

"From now on, I'm Su Che's brother's brainless fan!"

……

"So, have you finished pinching? Is it a male or a female? The geese have been screaming for a long time, sorry to see you."

"The faces of the staff are full of deep thought."

"He withdrew his hand and remained silent for a moment, as if he had encountered some worldwide problem,"

"Then, the staff lifted the goose's butt again and reached out..."

"..."

"Goose: Is it over? Once is not enough, you have to poke twice???"

"Terrible, really miserable."

"The goose pinched by the staff is like a girl who was bullied by bullies in TV dramas, her voice is hoarse."

"Where is the hero who saves the beauty now? Why hasn't he appeared yet?"

"Call the hero."

"Calling the hero +1"

"The leading actor has appeared! Brother Su Che stepped forward, the hero saved...save, save the goose!"

……

Su Che took out the big white goose from the hands of the staff.

"Gah-"

The goose yelled at him in a piercing voice, and then "slap-tap-tap-tat" it ran towards the flock of geese on the left with its legs alternated, at an extremely fast speed, without even hesitating.

"It shouldn't be..." The staff looked at the goose that was standing on the far left, and thought deeply: "It's actually a male?"

He recalled the feeling just now: "The reproductive protrusion is very inconspicuous. At first I thought I was touching it wrong."

Contemplating, he walked to the side of the geese, and under the terrified eyes of the geese, the staff picked them up one by one and poked them... No, pinch the anus for identification.

"It's all public!" He was puzzled and frowned.

The staff put down the last goose and looked at Su Che.

At this time, his gaze was different from before.

Since Su Che made no mistakes in making the male geese line up, it means that he is a professional. Since he is a professional, then...

"Why didn't that gander stand to the left together with the other ganders at the beginning?" the staff humbly asked for advice.

"Is this..." Su Che poked the trembling goose with his mental strength.

It is a little different from other ganders, and its breath is not stable.

Su Che thought for a while, thinking of a statement that the staff could understand.

"Using your words, the hormone level of this goose is not too high, and the secondary sexual characteristics are unstable, so it is understandable to stand wrong for a while."

"Huh?" The staff looked blank.

"Um……"

- Didn't understand?

Su Che began to think about a more simple and understandable statement.

He held the goose in his hand, stroked its feathers, and then nodded: "In layman's terms, it's more motherly!"

"..."

"understand?"

"understood."

The staff looked at the "mother" goose in Su Che's hand with admiring eyes.

Goose: Quack quack? ? ?

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Hahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Did you hear how miserable the goose was screaming just now? Are you still laughing? Are you still laughing? Do you have any sympathy hhhhhhhhh"

"Goose: Talk about my mother? I don't want to lose face!"

"What face do you want? The chrysanthemum has been stabbed twice, you are no longer a pure and flawless goose like a white lotus."

"That's right, a sissy goose who has lost her first time, what is she pretending to be?"

"..."

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Because of this sissy goose, the live broadcast room suddenly became a sea of ​​joy.

The author has something to say: I have seen several comments saying that there are hatred of the rich, sexism, virginity complex, insults to sissies, insults to homosexuals, etc., etc., here is a unified clarification:

First of all, the above are not the thoughts of the protagonist, nor do they represent the author's point of view, they are wrong!Incorrect!Incorrect!

The few places involving discrimination are the staff saying "sissy gay goose" and the audience's comments.

Frankly speaking, this similar view is very common in reality, and I believe many people have seen it on social media.

But does universal mean right?no.

The audience in this article is the same as our audience in real life. They have prejudices and make mistakes. I hope that everyone can see the existence of such prejudices, and also see the process of Su Che using his actions to make them change their prejudices.

Even in the world we live in, there will be many radical, prejudiced, and discriminatory remarks across a network cable. Discrimination against women and homosexuals, attacks on men who act feminine, attacks on women who act masculine, genital worship...the list goes on and on.

In the online world that lacks the constraints of real identity, many people will unknowingly become the pushers of this maliciousness, and sometimes, under the induction of herd mentality, they don't even realize that this behavior is wrong and right. Injury to others.

Maliciousness breeds sensitivity and overreaction, and this sharpness feeds back into prejudice, making people think that minorities are themselves extreme and cannot withstand criticism.

Su Che’s handling in the article represents the values ​​I admire and agree with. He is optimistic and indifferent in the face of discrimination and malice. The act of fighting back is what I really want to pass on to all of my readers.

Of course, I’m just a jerk, and it would be a great honor if the meaning I want to express can be truly conveyed to the readers.

Finally, if any readers feel offended or hurt because of my unclear meaning before, the author himself hereby sincerely apologizes orz, and hope this explanation can satisfy you.