Archdruid Farming Online

"One two one, one two one!"

The big white geese are striding forward neatly in the square yard, with their heads held high, and their hard sweat and quacking sounds are scattered in the air.

"Keep your legs high, don't bow your head!"

Gu Er Shao was also struggling to kick forward in the jungle covered with sky and sun, and only his grandfather's cold and ruthless little rattan whip and... the watchful eyes of the bodyguards greeted him.

Second Young Master Gu: "..."

awful.

"Swing your arms to create wind, hit the ground and hit the hole, move your center of gravity forward, and land on the soles of your feet!"

Gu Lin'an memorized the twelve-character key in his heart, turning himself into a repeater, not even caring about the phone vibrating desperately in his pocket.

Even so, the grandfather was still dissatisfied, he looked at the goose for a while, and the great-nephew for a while——

"Straighten the instep and raise the leg!"

"Snapped!"

"Look straight ahead, don't look at me!"

"Snapped!"

"Quicken your pace and walk seriously!"

"Snapped!"

Gu Lin'an: "..."

He looked at the traces drawn by his grandfather at his feet, and his back tightened.

In order not to let his butt become as ravine as these lands, Gu Er Shao had no choice but to calm down, showing the momentum of flirting with the sunspots, and put it on the matter of walking the right way.

As for the buzzing and vibrating mobile phone in his pocket, the serious Gu Linan completely forgot about it.

Therefore, he didn't know what he was missing.

……

In the rose garden.

"One two one, one two one."

When Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming walked over together, what they saw was this uniform scene.

Xiao Xiaoming turned his head and whispered to the red-haired girl next to him, "Look, I said he has obsessive-compulsive disorder, you still don't believe me!"

Chen Jingying: "..."

She stretched out her hand and kissed Xiao Xiaoming's curly hair: "What's wrong with obsessive-compulsive disorder? Obsessive-compulsive disorder is better than rabies. Look in the mirror yourself, your eyes are red from being sick."

"There is no cure for you, Teddy." Chen Jingying judged coldly.

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

He couldn't say it, he couldn't fight it, as a man who stood up to the sky, what else could he do?

——had to slip aside in a grievance, took out the mirror, adjusted her fashionable hairstyle, and—

"Humph!"

"Brother Su Che!"

Chen Jingying shouted at the door.

Hearing the completely different attitude in her words and when facing him, Xiao Xiaoming said sourly: "You women like to look at faces! There is no connotation."

"..."

Chen Jingying looked him up and down.

Xiao Xiaoming couldn't help but secretly puffed out his chest, and then he heard his little friend comment objectively: "Even in terms of figure, you can't compare to brother Su Che, really."

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

He became angry with embarrassment: "You, too, too, too, too! How can I be inferior to him?"

Chen Jingying thought for a while: "If you say that you are the only thing that compares to him..."

Xiao Xiaoming raised his head without a trace.

"That's why he's stupider than him."

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

He was dumbfounded.

Red hair vs blue hair.

Blue hair, complete failure.

It's exactly the same as the result of every game they play.

Chen Jingying finally avenged the last time Xiao Xiaoming said that she was flat-chested, and walked in the door refreshed.

"Brother Dog, brother Rose is even more handsome today, and these geese look extraordinarily energetic. As expected, brother Su Che trained well."

One sentence praised everyone/animals/plants present, and the last sentence was especially the finishing touch.

The big yellow dog gave a satisfied "woo" and made way for her. Even Rose nodded condescendingly to the vine above.

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

He looked at his little friend who had overcome his fear in just one day and was as close as a family with the evolved species, he was dumbfounded.

——Women are indeed fickle and terrifying creatures.

- I lost.

The blue-haired boy clamped his knees, pressed against the wall, and followed Chen Jingying carefully into the yard.

Chen Jingying: "Come here, I'm not the empress dowager, why are you so respectful?"

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

He pretended not to hear Chen Jingying say that she was a little eunuch.

……

"You are here."

Su Che was teaching the geese to turn around and stand at attention, when he saw two friends coming to him, he called out "rest in place", and then stepped forward.

"..."

Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly turned his head and glanced at the geese.As if seeing a certain unpleasant scene, Su Che frowned and apologized——

"Wait a mininute."

"Oh, fine fine."

Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming found a clean place to sit down, watched Su Che walk into the flock of geese, picked up two strong ganders—

"How can you fight?" He asked the two geese sternly.

"Gah-"

The geese seemed to know that they were offending the little ones, and they were clutched by the roots of their wings, hanging down their necks.

"Forget it the first time, and the next time, I will send you to hatch eggs."

Su Che put the little gander aside and made them both stand for punishment. Afterwards, he picked up a little thin goose whose feathers were messy, pecked all over the place, and whose neck was crooked by the wings——

"Little girl..."

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Hahahahahahaha, die from laughing."

"Your kindergarten teacher Su is online."

"I didn't realize that the two who were fined to stand still had the talent of a kindergarten bully."

"It's very fierce, and the elementary school students expressed fear."

"Is it just a sissy goose who is being bullied by them?"

"Yes, didn't you hear that Su Che's younger brother is called Xiaoniang?"

"So we witnessed... a scene of campus bullying?"

"Sister-in-law goose: Miserable."

"Mother Cannon Goose: What's wrong with Mother? Doesn't Mother have goose power? Does Mother deserve to be bullied?"

"correct."

"Mother is the original sin."

"No problem."

"+1"

"If you want me, I'll smoke it too."

"..."

"Our live broadcast room... What kind of strange people are here?"

"Upstairs, straight men like you can't find a girlfriend or boyfriend."

"What the hell are you saying again?! Lao Tzu kept talking!"

"?"

"I mean, I'm talking, talking, talking, talking!!!"

"md mouth mouth!"

"..."

"Administrator: The above barrage is not cj, it has been permanently blocked, the account of the speech is suspected of being maliciously selected, and the account will be banned for seven days."

"Administrator: Please work together to maintain a healthy and harmonious discussion atmosphere in the live broadcast room, and report any uncivilized behavior immediately."

"The red vest has appeared!"

"The red vest is mighty!"

"Okay, since Koukoujun has been titled by the red vest, let's continue discussing about Brother Su Che. Don't you think the phrase 'I'll send you to hatch eggs next time' is very indescribable?"

"Emmmmmm..."

"+1"

' "Well..."

"Although there are no words worth talking about, I always feel that the chrysanthemum is cool."

"Question 1: Whose eggs? Eggs, duck eggs, goose eggs or the school bully's own eggs? Question 2: How to hatch? Standing, sitting, lying down or lying like a goose? Question 3: The state of the eggs? Or just cut it off?"

"..."

"Soul torture x3"

"I know, let me answer: 1. The school bully's egg; 2. Lying on my stomach; 3. The first time I put it on my body, the second time I cut it directly, and the third time I didn't have to cut it, pluck the hair and put it in a pot to stew an egg and goose double fight! "

"..."

"upstairs……"

"upstairs……"

"Upstairs, are you the roundworm in brother Su Che's stomach?"

"Shock! Why did the former school bully lose his balls and die? It's all because he didn't listen to the teacher!"

"..."

"Okay, don't be so smart, after the two bad school bullies have been taught, Teacher Su will start to appease the bullied sissy goose."

"Want to hear..."

……

Su Che smoothed the feathers of the motherly goose, and patted its beak affectionately.

The goose was very wronged and made a "quack".

Su Che: "What's the use of quacking? Why don't you quack when you're being pecked by two of them?"

Goose: "..."

After all, it is just an ordinary animal and cannot understand Su Che's words.

Su Che continued to educate: "Is it useful to be wronged when you are beaten? It's useless. They will definitely beat you next time! You have to train hard, eat hard, become stronger than them, and then beat them back hard!"

"Gah?"

"Don't know how to fight?"

Su Che recalled the experience he learned from his best friend, and taught it by pulling the wings of the sissy goose: "That's it, kick the buttocks, kick the chest, slap the neck, scratch the eyes, and pull the feathers!"

"Have you learned?"

"Gah!"

The sissy goose didn't understand anything else, but she had thoroughly learned this set of Su Clan's secret exercises.

It stretched its neck excitedly, the instinct deeply buried in its blood taught it what to do in the future.

"quack--"

Goose glanced at the two stupid school bullies who were still punished to stand aside, and the look in their eyes was very menacing.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Wan, never thought that Teacher Su is this kind of kindergarten teacher?"

"I thought the little Veela would be soft-spoken, gentle and comforting, and give a loving kiss at the end?"

"Little Veela: You are dreaming."

"Kick your butt, kick your chest, slap your neck, lick your eyes, pull your feathers... I always feel that this routine is very familiar."

"Isn't this the usual trick used by the bad boys in our school to fight in the alley?"

"..."

"Speaking with the lid on the pot, Mr. Su seems to be very experienced."

"I just said that the rich second generation is not a good thing! How many people have been bullied before!"

"+1, sb rich second generation, campus violence!"

"Heizi go!"

"Is the sunspot upstairs blind? Su Che said that these are used to resist school violence. What kind of garbage brainwashing kits are you selling?"

"Ignore them and report directly to @admin."

“#苏沃学校凤重重##苏奇学校恒归##苏奇学校减恒#”

"@admin@admin@admin"

"I don't want to participate in the fan-black battle, but let me say, this set of moves sounds simple, but it's not easy to do. Don't be so fierce as a tiger, and the output is 0.5."

"No, no, I firmly believe that every bitch is a potential stock, not to mention the personal teaching of Teacher Su?"

"Okay, let's wait and see."

The audience had no idea that their discussion today was the beginning of witnessing that the mother-of-pearl goose dominated the group of geese by force, became the king of goose kings, and reached the pinnacle of goose life.

……

After dealing with the school violence, Su Che walked back to the two friends.

"Awaited."

"It's okay, it's okay." Chen Jingying asked curiously, "Why did those two geese bully the one in the middle?"

Su Che: "Because it's more girly."

Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

Obviously, the explanation that once conquered the staff of "Metamorphosis" easily conquered the two teenagers again.

They looked at the sissy goose who was thinking and was learning how to talk about others, and they were amazed.

"……I see."

Chen Jingying glanced at Xiao Xiaoming.

Xiao Xiaoming frowned: "What do you see me doing?"

Chen Jingying: "...I suddenly feel that I am too kind."

"???"

"Look, you are so weak, I have never bullied you."

"I'm such a kind person."

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

He took a deep breath, telling himself in his heart that he couldn't beat him, and endured for a while to be calm.

—Haven't you bullied me enough? ? ? ! ! !

Su Che noticed a violent mood swing.

He looked at Xiao Xiaoming, who was so angry that he was like a puffer fish, and he always felt that the little curly hair of the blue-haired boy was going to become straight in an instant, with the roots standing on end.

What's even more frightening is that, staring viciously at the sissy goose, he seems ready to move, wanting to practice hitting the floor with this goose who has the same disease as himself.

Su Che: "..."

"You shouldn't be able to beat Xiao Niang." He reminded kindly.

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

He looked over angrily——

unacceptable!

Lian, you, also, bully, negative, me!