[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

As an exchange student, "Yi Ling" has already completed one semester.Although she has experienced some unspeakable things, on the surface she is still an ordinary Chinese girl, and no one has reason to detain her.

With the help of Doctor Strange, the Avengers have decided to send people regularly to carry out the plan of "awakening the will of the world".On the other side, when the real Yi Ling came back from the world of injustice, a blue gravel floated on the other side of the balance.

"I don't think I've changed the process. Unyielding Chao would have been locked up." The little girl said to Bruce.

"Maybe it's because you swapped bodies with Superman, which itself shocked the will of the world." After all, Superman is an important existence in any world. In Chinese language, he is called the Son of Destiny.

"Maybe." The little girl Yi Ling talked about him from left to right. Although the unjust bat comforted her, she could talk to Bruce directly if she had any questions, but imagine this scene——

Yi Ling: I want to meet the clown, I think he is quite right.

Bruce: Come on, stick your head out, I'll give you a buff

...Sure enough, forget it.

Bruce returned to China smoothly. If the Avengers need his help, they will notify him again. But in general, if a bunch of heroes can't do it, what can a little girl do?

Even if it was Batman's soul, this body still belonged to Yi Ling.

Yi Ling's parents haven't seen their daughter for a long time, and they rubbed each other again. Yi Ling's mother is obviously a master who doesn't stick to the spring water. Yi's father waved his hand, and our family went to the restaurant.

Coincidentally, Aunt Yi Ling also brought her husband and daughter as guests, and the family went to eat the seafood buffet happily. Bruce spent his whole meal peeling crabs while listening to the chatter of the women.

Women do like to talk, young and old, and Bruce is used to it from all his female companions.One of the purposes of going out with them is to pay more and cut in less.

Aunt Yi Ling talked about her niece. Although the little girl is only a sophomore, she is just in her prime, but who made Yi Ling well-behaved and sensible since she was a child, let alone a puppy love, and she has never even held her little hand once. The key is rotten and nerdy, which is really worrying.Not to mention that after Bruce changed his body, he didn't talk much, which made the family members wonder if the daughter was depressed?

How about talking about a relationship?

Coincidentally, Aunt Yi Ling is a consultant of a large dating company in China, commonly known as a "matchmaker".

"There are a few boys who are very good. Let me tell you, even foreigners are registered members of our company these days. Now Chinese girls are very popular, and foreigners are like this." Aunt Yi Ling was very angry. Take pride in your profession.

You said why she didn't introduce someone to her daughter?That's because sitting across from Bruce is a three-year-old girl, let alone dating, and even the seafood buffet can only eat egg custard.

After eating for a while, the little baby stared at her sister opposite with moist and dark eyes.Children are creatures who naturally know who will really treat them well, who is really soft-hearted, and that all children in the world like beautiful ladies.

The three-year-old sister pursed her mouth, leaned out towards Bruce, and called "Sister——" in a milky voice.

Aunt Yi Ling laughed loudly, saying that the two sisters were close, then picked up the baby baby and stuffed it into Bruce's arms.The latter stiffened for a moment, looked down to see those pure and joyful eyes of a child, and smelled the milky scent on the bib.

Tsk, creatures like children are really the most troublesome existence for Batman.

When he was still in Gotham, Bruce discovered that the dark bat could scare the most evil outlaws, but it couldn't scare a two or three-year-old milk doll. They didn't seem to be afraid, hugging him The breastplate laughs, and can rub his saliva all over.

"Perhaps this is the instinct of small animals. Babies under the age of three can't look at people's appearance, but only feel your breath." Superman speculated this way, and the Kryptonian said very firmly, "Let me say, You hold them carefully and caressingly, it will be difficult for children to treat you as a bad person."

Even through the white goggles, you can feel the tenderness and protection.

Bruce calmly continued to peel the crabs, threw the sashimi shrimps into the hot pot from time to time and cooked them, peeled the shells and tore them into small pieces to feed the doll in his arms. His movements were skillful and calm.The younger sister laughed happily, and grabbed her elder sister's hair with her small hands, sometimes too hard, and Bruce just had a painful meal without even frowning.

"Auntie will introduce you to some good ones." In the happy atmosphere, Auntie Yi Ling said the lines that made Bruce almost choke to death, "You are young now, it's good to see more, don't take it too seriously, Just go out and see the world."

... No, I've seen enough of the world, trust me!

But Yi Ling's parents were also giggling on the sidelines, and the family happily made this "meaningless and cruel" plan. Facing the caring eyes of the elders, it was difficult for Bruce to say no, just like him in Gotham Shi can never refuse Ah Fu's concern.

Are you going on a blind date?Bruce poked the chopsticks gloomyly on the lobster's head, piercing the head shell directly, making a crisp sound that sent chills down the spine.

Then because of this, Yi Ling laughed wildly for another 10 minutes in the spiritual world.

"No, no, Bruce, you just treat it like you used to play and pick up girls." The little girl tried to appease the violent dark knight.

Bruce was silent for two seconds, and said quietly: "I was the one who picked up girls before, but now someone else is picking up me."

"Don't mind me, you see that the princess is also a girl, but she is not interested in men? Good young people in the new era pay attention to equality between men and women. I believe that your momentum will not be weaker than the princess." The little girl said, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

Bruce narrowed his eyes, he always felt that he was less and less prestige now, thinking how much the little girl was in awe of him back then!Just kidding now, there is not even a door on the mouth.

"Ahem." Yi Ling also knew that he was going too far, so he quickly comforted him: "You just tell the truth to the boy. After you refuse a few times, my aunt will understand, and your parents won't scold you."

"Hmm." It was the only way to deal with it.

The amazing thing about blind dates is that you never know what kind of weirdos you might meet.After all, a matchmaker can only investigate the identity and background conditions of the other party, and is not responsible for investigating character for you.

Especially for a large marriage and love company like Aunt Yi Ling, even if the customer is a scumbag, they still have to help him out.

Bruce wanted to explain directly as soon as they met, so as to save time before a meal and each other, but the sky didn't work out——

No1: Blind Date A

Bruce: About this meeting, I...

Mr. A: Why did you come on a blind date at such a young age?

Bruce: Not that I want to...

Mr. A: In fact, it’s better to be younger. Don’t wait until you are too old. I know a female colleague who was picky when she was young. When she was 34 or [-] years old, she couldn’t find a partner if she wanted to remarry. .

Bruce: ...I don't want a blind date.

Mr. A: In fact, you are not young anymore. If you are in a relationship now, you can get a certificate after graduating from university. If I get in touch with you and think you are a good person, then we will directly——

Bruce: Shut up!

No2: Blind Date Object B

Bruce: Actually, I don't want to come.

Mr. B: I don't want to come either. My mother insists on me coming.In fact, I also think that free love is better, but my mother and my father met on a blind date, and they are doing well now.My mother said that looking for a wife should take care of the family and not spend money lavishly.My mother gave birth to me and raised me very hard, she also said...

Bruce: ... (Do you dare not mention your mother? Your mother's name is not Martha)

No3: Blind Date Object C

Bruce: I don't want to come on a blind date, you can go now.

Mr. C: I also think blind dates are not good. Both of you don't know the basics. If a girl used to...you will understand.

Bruce: Great, you've managed to pique my interest, go ahead.

Mr. C: You are a college student, right? Now some girls insist on getting a Ph. D. What do you mean by girls having such a high education?If we're together, you'll be a full-time wife at home after graduating from college, and I'll take care of you. After all, I'm a man, so you can take care of the kids at home.

Bruce: Huh.

There are always mental retardation of one kind or another in this world. If Batman insisted on fighting with mental retardation, he would have been pissed to death 800 years earlier.

He just felt like he was wasting his time and his life.

When he saw the fourth blind date, Bruce had reached the limit of his patience. Who the hell would bother him with this kind of crap, and he said that he and Tony Stark were in a relationship!

Damn, at least Iron Man doesn't have awkward chats, he's not a baby boy, and he's not a straight male cancer.

Fortunately, that is a normal person, and a foreigner.

The man was good-looking, very masculine, with a solid build and a slight frivolity between his brows, but it could also be a matter of looks.That's right, this guy has the kind of open face, the kind you'd easily run to a hotel with if you met him in a bar.

"I'm traveling in China. My name is Brock Rumlow. I'm an American. I work as a bodyguard in the United States." Rumlow said with a gentle smile, "But I fell in love with China, and then I resigned." , and of course I'm also infatuated with Chinese girls."

His Chinese sounds like he has only just learned it for a long time, with an unrecognizable tone.

In the end, Bruce decided that it was better for them to communicate in English.

Rumlow is humorous and, like almost all Americans, open-minded and informal.Of course, the shot was generous enough. When he knew that Bruce didn't want to come on a blind date, he politely offered to invite him to dinner, and asked about Shanghai's culture and tourist attractions by the way.

This man has an oily face, but his personality is very pleasing, at least he must have been very pleasing to women in the past.The squinted eyes and the raised corners of the mouth made several girls at the next table turn their heads frequently.

However, Bruce was indifferent, after all, he had played this trick before.In the heyday of Baby Brussie, when entertaining girls in high-end restaurants, he turned heads. He is the center of the audience, okay?

Even if I am old and old, I am still a handsome old man!

With an indescribable mentality, Bruce was indifferent to Rumlow's pursuit, how could the latter not feel it.He sighed, caressed his heart exaggeratedly and said: "It seems that I will not be able to capture the beauty's heart today."

Bruce put down his glass, he didn't take a sip of the drink, which was cold by now.

Rumlow stretched out a hand and said sincerely: "But it's still nice to meet you, Oriental Beauty."

Bruce hesitated, but still shook hands with the other party.Rumlow's hands were broad and warm, but what Bruce noticed was the thin gun calluses on his fingers, but the other party was a retired soldier and a bodyguard, so it was normal to hold a gun.

But because of this, Bruce is even more reluctant to stick to this kind of person.

When Bruce left, Rumlow whistled, kissed his fingers, and said to the man sitting opposite him: "The task is completed, it's time to meet our company's Chinese branch."

"It is said that most of them are Chinese, which is really exciting."