[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

The clown is a kind of poison. The crazy world he represents is magnificent, strange and insane, which makes people fearful and at the same time can't help but want to embrace it.Under his crazy words, it seems that the truth of this world is hidden.

Yi Ling completely regarded Bu Yichao as a large tree hole. Anyway, this guy was going to be thrown into the red sun room, and besides, he was crazy, wasn't he?

"Your existence is proving his theory. The difference is that he admits that he is crazy, but you just refuse to admit that you are crazy. You say that the Green Arrows are provoking you to provoke you? What happened to my Uncle Martian? You can kill as soon as you say, but you still refuse to admit that you are as crazy as the clown, tsk tsk, it always feels good to deceive yourself."

Bu Yi Chao swears that if this girl's body is in front of him, he will definitely turn her head away in minutes.

"I... want to meet the clown and talk to him." Xiao Yi said coyly.

If she wanted to resolve the doubts in her heart, it was the most convenient, but also the most risky, way to find the clown himself.He could tell at a glance that Yi Ling was a fake Batman, and he would also take the opportunity to get into the little girl's heart and lure her to the point of no return, just like what he did to Harley Quinn.

The Joker can be as sweet as honey if he wants to.

On the day of the execution, someone came to rescue him, but out of Yi Ling's expectation, it was not Mr. Unrighteous who came, but another Superman.When the furious Superman appeared with his Justice League, Yi Ling suddenly realized that he might have misremembered the plot.

Wait, when exactly did the two Supermen meet?

Soon, she doesn't need to think about this question anymore, because she is no match for Superman in the main world!After all, she has only used the Kryptonian's body for less than three days, and the other party has used it for 30 years, and the skill points are much more familiar than her.

Relying on Batman's fighting skills, Yi Ling lasted for half an hour before losing, and then seeing Superman's fist was about to come down, the little girl was so frightened that she hugged her idol's thigh and howled, "Superman, listen to me!" Explain, I am Yi Ling ahhh!"

"Bruce, help—" While Superman was in a daze, the little girl asked for help from the unrighteous master next to him.

Unrighteous Batman showed an expression of ruined three views. He has seen all kinds of unjust superman, but he has never seen a superman who hugs the enemy's thigh and shouts for help... It's really eye-catching .

"You are Yi Ling?" The kind Superman stopped, blinking his sky blue eyes and hesitantly asked.

"It's me, didn't we just clean up the ancient demons and send Constantine away? Not long after I returned to the Batcave, I was pulled over by a white light. When I opened my eyes, I found myself in Superman's body, and then Superman's The soul is in Bruce's body."

Seeing that Aidou still didn't believe it, Yi Ling's heart was broken, and he gave up on himself and said, "I also drew a book of you and Bruce, I know you peeked at it, to be honest, the Batcave is monitored, you use super speed Go look through my bookcase, I know it too. Besides, that book is 24 ban heavy taste, thanks to you, you can read it."

Hey, I was embarrassed to mention it before, but it was to save you some face!Idol!

The face of Superman in the main world immediately flushed again, he was angry before, but this time he was shy.Why can the little girl talk about such a shameful topic when she disagrees with her?Ahhhhhh, do you know that this execution will be broadcast live in the world, Superman doesn't want to lose face, right?

After the anger receded, the simple and kind little reporter went online again, so ashamed that he wanted to fly out of space, especially the unrighteous Batman was watching them a few steps away and heard everything.

"No, that... I, that was a misunderstanding, I thought..." Superman hesitated for a long time, and said dryly: "When you first came, I was afraid that you would do something that would not be good for the Bat family."

Yi Ling looked at him with a look of "big brother, don't explain, I understand", stretched out a hand to pat him on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Can you let me go? The subordinates of the superman in this world Did you catch them all? Where's the yellow light? Where's Wonder Woman?"

Master Yi squinted his eyes and said in a deep voice, "What's going on?"

Superman blushed, and tried to answer with a serious attitude: "We'll talk about it after we've dealt with the matter here, but I guarantee that she's on our side, and the one in Bruce's body is your Superman."

"Superman is not mine." The Injustice Bat said coldly, leading the rebel army to take over the rest.

In the end, in front of everyone, Yi Ling used his identity as a superman here to make a painful confession, and took the initiative to enter the Red Sun Room for confinement.The shell occupied by Unyielding Chao's soul is also under surveillance. Fortunately, without super powers, Unyichao can't make any big waves, but everyone is worried about what to do next.

"We have to take Yi Ling back. Our practice with that world depends on her communicating with Bruce." Superman and Injustice Batman explained in the main world, "Besides, we won't throw Bruce's body here."

"Konstantin has checked it, and there is nothing he can do." The unjust Batman folded his arms and said, "You have to bring Dr. Fate of your world, that machine will be scrapped after only a few more uses, we have a chance limited."

The Superman of the main world nodded and discussed countermeasures with the rest of the Justice League.

"What are you going to do?" After everyone left, the unrighteous bat asked Yi Ling.

The little girl froze for a moment, not knowing why the other party asked such a question.Master Injustice raised his eyebrows, going down to the details: "I talked to Superman. Although he didn't say it on purpose, he did mention what you said to him."

Yi Ling suddenly realized that it was about clowns.

"No, I just... have some doubts." The little girl hung her head dejectedly, "Those theories, those crazy rhetoric, at first sound really absurd, but when you think about it—have you ever thought about the value of what we have done? .”

The night in Gotham is still so deep, the people of Gotham are still the same, the world is like this.

"You question the meaning of all this." The Injustice Bat nodded, which was also questioned by Injustice Chao. They were the focus of argument again and again, and he didn't want anyone to step into the clown's conspiracy.

"Then what do you expect from this world, what meaning do you want?" The bat asked sharply, "We can never get rid of fate and this muddy world, you know it all too well, when you actually see this world When it comes to the truth, you only have two choices, escape like the clown, or suffer like me."

"Maybe both of us are crazy, but what the world is like has nothing to do with what you choose to do." Escape is always an easy path.

As the Joker himself said, he never had the guts of Batman.

"You can choose madness, anyone can, but think about what madness can bring you? Freedom? Revenge? Or the happiness advertised by the clown? Is this the meaning of life you long for and want? The world has become crazy, is this your meaningless resistance and solution to this world?"

"Yi Ling, do you want this?" the unrighteous bat asked.

It's easy to be a coward.It is true that fate is a bitch, and will slap you at every turn, telling you not to be naive, and open your eyes to see this dark and absurd world and your human nature!

It is given to you, it is taken away again, and it is high above to see everyone struggling in the pigsty.Crazy is helpless, but it can't solve any problems, and a group of mad pigs can't solve any problems.

"Don't be afraid of us, at least not for you." The unrighteous bat softened his voice, hit a stick and comforted him like a sweet date: "That Bruce won't do anything to you, go confess to him instead of waiting for you After being corrupted by the clown, let him face a crazy you."

"We've all tasted this taste more than once, and each time we've been in hell."

When Yi Ling and Bu Yichao finally returned, they were about to leave this world.

The little girl thanked the unjust bat sincerely, and the latter nodded calmly, watching Superman in the red sun room in silence.Yi Ling thought for a while, and then reminded: "You need to be careful with him, he might escape."

"What information do you know?"

"Black Adam and Wonder Woman are still outside. He is not the only Kryptonian, he also has a cousin. In addition, Darkseid may come to the earth again at any time. At that time, only Superman can restrain the invasion, and the government will How to do it?" Yi Ling said, "These are just possibilities, I'm not sure that these things will actually happen, but you must be careful."

Superman is already crazy, and under the yellow sun, he is almost immortal, and it is only a matter of time before he escapes.

"I'm not so conceited that I can lock him up for a lifetime, and I have no ability to guarantee the peace and tranquility of the earth for generations to come. You overestimate me." The unrighteous bat is very calm, so calm that it almost makes people feel distressed.

Taking off this mask of fear, he is only a mortal body, and he will grow old sooner or later, so how can he be expected to be able to keep that "god on earth" from life to life?

"I know that one day I will die at his hands, or at the hands of other companions... But before that, I will stick to my duties until I die." Long ago, he understood that he His fate is nothing more than changing from dying at the hands of a Gotham villain to dying at the hands of Superman.

Yi Ling opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't say anything, and followed Dr. Fate who came to pick him up and prepared to leave.

She heard the person behind her ask softly, "Is Dick okay in your world?"

"Night Wing? He's fine, he's still in a relationship with Barbara, Jason is back home, Damian has been cleaned up, he's much better-behaved, Tim is fine, and Ah Fu is fine too. "Yi Ling felt that he was a fool and could only use the adjective "good".

However, when she passed through the gate of time and space, she turned her head and saw the unjust Batman, and saw the smile on the corner of his mouth.

He said, "That's good."

All alive, all together...that's good...

Until a long time later, Yi Ling was not even surprised when she learned from the will of the world that the unrighteous bat had been killed.Even Bruce knew that sooner or later he would die at the hands of Superman or other companions, it was inevitable.

Fate did not let him go, but fate never defeated him.

Because, he is Batman.