[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

Li Nan is an ordinary high school drop-out student. He was born in a single-parent family. There was no rich father in the family.

He has just turned 20 years old this year. He is tall and burly, with strong muscles. In the past two years, he has also made a name for himself on the construction site. A younger brother affectionately called "Brother Li" and handed him a five-yuan pack. cigarette.

But how do you say that?Destiny always favors those who are prepared and those who dare to fight hard. God will not treat you too badly.His mother always said that although her son was not expected to study, he was a man of great promise.

That day he saw a strange private company recruiting security guards in the temporary worker recruitment office.It is estimated that their native boss wanted to force himself to be a little bit taller, so he made such a name.

Li Nan has seen this kind of company before, such as Ariela Co., Ltd., Delmaku International Company, etc., to put it nicely, it is a rural private enterprise started by a rich man, and most of the bosses of this kind of company are stingy, and they don’t care when giving money. readily.In normal times, he would definitely not be willing to go, but that time was not smooth, he hadn’t found a part-time job for several months, and he was short of money.

Haizhuo’s company’s benefits are well written. Temporary workers are given five social insurances and one housing fund, and a monthly salary of [-] yuan including food and housing. However, they have to work night shifts and obey the company’s discretionary arrangements.

When Li Nan went up to ask, the HR girl said, security is dangerous, and I will buy insurance for you and sign the contract in advance. If you die on the job, the insurance premium and company compensation can add up to 200 million.

Li Nan saw that the company gave generously and could advance salary, so she immediately registered for an interview with her ID card.On the day of the interview, I changed to a manager in a suit and leather shoes, surnamed Wang.Manager Wang asked about his situation and happily watched his skill of splitting bricks with his bare hands. Then he decided to let him work for three months and pay him one month's salary first.

"Aren't you afraid that I will take the money and run away?" Li Nan asked stupidly.

Manager Wang smiled and squinted his eyes, and replied: "3000 yuan is not a big sum, let alone you can't escape."

The work in Haizhuo is very easy. Li Nan was assigned to guard the warehouse of a factory. It is said that this factory produces cosmetics, and also has its own canteen and laboratory. There must be thousands of employees in it, which looks quite formal.

Few people come to the warehouse, but there is a special person to count the number every month. In the rest of the time, Li Nan plays cards and mahjong with his workers.In terms of good occasions for Chinese people to build relationships, besides the wine table, it is the card table.

Several workers, including Manager Wang who interviewed him, came to play a few laps at night, winning or losing, trying to pass the time no matter how big or small.Li Nan saw that the factory was open all day long, and the cosmetics he pulled out had never been seen on the market, so he asked casually.

Manager Wang curled his lips indifferently: "Our branch is raised by the stepmother, and no one will come to the headquarters for 800 years. Besides, they won't be able to come if they want to."

"Didn't you say that we are the headquarters of the Chinese branch? We also have factories in other places?"

"Yes, they make food, clothes, and children's toys. Now that Iron Man doll is not selling very well! It makes our boss feel itchy, and wants to set up a production line to make pirated toys." Manager Wang came out. A pair of jacks of hearts blocked Li Nan's cards.

Li Nan thought about it. The little boy next door loves those hero toys. The Avengers didn’t authorize the outside world. Besides, they are not afraid of authorization. Can you organize us?You know, China's national conditions have always been like this!

"Although the headquarters allocates funds every year, the money has been getting less and less in the past two years, so there are so many mouths waiting to eat." Manager Wang sighed, and said with emotion: "This is not the case with the Stark Group subsidiary two days ago. Talking about business, it is said that we will give the genuine Iron Man toy bag to some of our factories to make."

After all, the copyright of Iron Man is only owned by the Stark Group, but if you want to sell genuine toys to China, you must choose a Chinese processing factory, which is cheap and convenient.

"By the way, the mass line has been organized recently, and no one will play tomorrow night, except those on duty, go to the big conference hall to watch the promotional video!" Manager Wang said again, this has been posted on the bulletin board a few days ago, I'm afraid that Li Nan's playfulness will be forgotten.

"You speak, how can you not listen?" Li Nan patted his chest to assure the ticket.

Isn't the so-called promotional video just to learn the new spirit of a certain conference?The trade union has just received a large poster for the creation of a civilized society, and it has been posted all over the park.Today, a promotional video was played for all employees in the large conference room, and a red banner was drawn on the stage, which read: "Resolutely support and implement the party's instructions and spirit, overcome difficulties and create our brilliance again. —— Haizhuo Group"

Coincidentally, Li Nan is the one on duty today. The security guard at the gate has a stomachache, so he is asked to go to the gate for a while.As soon as Li Nan sat down in the duty booth and picked up a magazine, he heard someone knock on the window and opened it—hey, it was still a foreign face.

"What are you doing, who are you looking for?" Li Nan asked.

The foreigner's face twisted for a moment, and he murmured a lot in English, what level is Li Nan?That's a level that I didn't even pass the college entrance examination. It's no wonder that I can understand such a pure American accent.

"Can you speak Chinese? Are you a tourist? If you get lost, go to the police on your own. Go 500 meters to the police station." Li Nan kindly pointed the way.

The foreign friend's face was even more ugly, and he said in broken Chinese: "Tell your boss to come out, I'm from the headquarters."

Li Nan sneered, what about the headquarters?Didn't you hear what Manager Wang said?No one has visited the headquarters once in 800 years!In the past two years, the company's performance has not been good, and even the approved funds have become less and less.Besides, why did the imperial envoy from the headquarters come alone in the middle of the night?Shouldn't the factory director and manager personally pick them up and come in in a car?

Of course, what Li Nan didn't know was that Wishbone's emotions were also broken.

He has called the Chinese branch, in good conscience, he really did!The headquarters also contacted the person in charge here, who patted his head and said no problem, but finally gave him an address and asked him to come here.

Well, if you come here by yourself, you can come here by yourself. Captain Wishbone will not deny the way, but what's the matter when you get to the door and get stopped by an inexplicable security guard?Does this mean to let him do it?

Fortunately, Manager Wang arrived in time and saved Li Nan's life.On the contrary, Manager Wang spoke fluent English, respectfully welcomed Mr. Wishbone into the park, and explained: "There are too many things these two days, so I forgot."

"It seems that your memory is really bad." Wishbone said meaningfully.

"Originally there were not so many things to do, but now I am in charge of the production line, the warehouse, and the laboratory, and now I am also in charge of the party constitution study group and the selection of innovative and civilized units!" Manager Wang said angrily, "No What am I talking about, the top-up funds are getting less and less every year, last year I was transferred to three middle-level positions, and my salary was cut by 30, can you reflect on this?"

What about the one who joined Hydra back then and agreed on high salary and high benefits?Otherwise, why did he join, for faith?Sorry, he is a party member, okay?If you believe in him, you also believe in communism!

Wishbone coughed and explained: "There is a reason for this, you just have to bear with it. Besides, everything is for the benefit of the organization, HailHydra!"

Manager Wang squinted his eyes and replied perfunctorily: "HailHydra..."

Then Wishbone finally walked near the large conference room in the park. He was startled, watching more than 1000 people sitting in their seats, and watching the story of the Red Army’s Long March of [-] miles played on the screen. theme music.

Of course, there were not many people who watched seriously, and they were all swiping their phones below. A few clever ones immediately poked their companions when they saw Manager Wang coming.Everyone was in a commotion, put away their mobile phones or novels, sat up straight again, and stared at the red flag flying on the screen with wide eyes, ah, it was stained red by the blood of soldiers~~

"What... are you doing?" Wishbone asked in shock.

"Collective study." Manager Wang was not surprised, and asked Wishbone to wait for a while, and when the documentary was over, he ran onto the stage in a hurry, and took out a long-prepared speech from his pocket. As a party member, he himself learned from a certain conference.

"I'll stop here first. Tomorrow, everyone will write more than [-] words, and the experience of party members who will write more than [-] words! Count your performance appraisal indicators, don't make noise, I wrote [-] words myself." Making money these days It's not easy. The headquarters has no money, so they have to earn it themselves. It is a way for the factory manager to negotiate toy orders with the Stark Group.

Another way is to get the quota of civilized units, maybe they can be brought in when the city supports private enterprises!If the Hydra headquarters dares to give enough money, they will also write a report on the learning experience of Hey Claw to Red Skull every day.

For these Chinese employees, what beliefs and ideals Hipaw has has nothing to do with them, because Haizhuo Group is purely for work and living, and their belief is to build their own beautiful family, so as to build a beautiful new China together!

Chinese dream, big country dream, cute!

After conveying the homework, Manager Wang ran down, apologized to Lord Wishbone, and continued to lead the person to a confidential place.There is indeed a secret base under this park, and it is indeed the Chinese branch of Hydra, one of their many lairs.

But the problem is that due to lack of funds and personnel, and disrepair for a long time, basically no one has gone in.Of course, it’s not entirely a matter of money. The main reason is that Hydra’s theory is not very competitive in China. Which promising young man would not want to go and have sex with Hey Claw?If you can't recruit high-tech loyal talents, you can only be abandoned.

Even the transformed soldiers on Hydra's own side couldn't get through due to the problem of the mysterious oriental enchantment.Then you said unreformed soldiers?Damn, do you think that the Chinese government is eating dry food?Can you transport tens of thousands of soldiers to your own country?

What's more, China is not unaware that Hydra has a branch here, but the problem is that it is a legal tax-paying enterprise and has not done anything wrong. On the contrary, it is still studying the spirit of a certain conference and striving to create a civilized unit~~