Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

Literacy and hyphenation, in ancient China, was called the way of elementary school. "Shuowen" and "Erya" are used to explain the shape of characters, and the other is used to explain the meaning of words. Similar to the Xinhua Dictionary, they are the basic teaching materials for literacy, including about [-] commonly used Chinese characters, and later generations are used to enlighten children. Neither the "Three Character Classic" nor the "Thousand Character Classic" appeared (the appearance of Su Laoquan's Three Character Classic is called time travel), let alone "Children's Learning Qionglin" which was only compiled in the Qing Dynasty.But for Guo San and Guo Si, who were temporarily caught by these two cats to replace the teacher, these two cats were too much to even give the "Cang Jie Pian" and "Ji Jiu Zhang" which were used for enlightenment in the Han Dynasty, and just left one. A large pile of bamboo pieces—note that they are not bamboo slips, but bamboo pieces, which is simply lawless.

"Jijiuzhang" was written by Emperor Huangmenling Shiyou of the Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty. It has a total of 390 characters.But what is outrageous now is that, relying on these bamboo chips, it usually takes more than a year to learn "Quick Chapters", and those children who were taken in by Tangmao learned hundreds of commonly used characters within half a month. , It is estimated that it will take up to three months, and all the characters in the chapter can be learned in a hurry.The older ones, such as Fan Tuan, took advantage of the opportunity to start to master Hanli and Xiaozhuan, even though it was just engraved on the back of the bamboo slices by the way.

That's right, some people have probably figured it out, the prototype of these magical bamboo slices is something that most of us were very familiar with when we were still Douding - literacy cards.According to modern habits, in addition to simplified common characters close to regular script, there is also a simple schematic diagram on the front, except that there is no pinyin and the pictures are not colored, it is no different from modern products.It's just that the volume occupied by nearly a thousand pieces of bamboo is too large, which is also a fly in the ointment.

Habitually responsible for the compulsory education courses of the seven human cubs picked up, the two cats contracted the math class. With the help of Arabic numerals that are similar to ghost symbols for people of this era, the progress of this math class is also very fast.There is no way, children in this era don’t need to learn English from kindergarten, and they don’t need to take Mathematical Olympiad classes after class, and they don’t need to spend money to make up lessons for extra-curricular skills. Of course, this progress is frighteningly fast.In addition, the surviving children after natural elimination are top-notch in terms of quality and potential.

It is worth mentioning that the math class in charge of the old cat is taught in Shanghai dialect at 1.5 times the speed, a complete Spartan education, according to her original words, "I have no time to stop and wait for you, natural selection It’s a matter of course.” Although the standard of Mandarin is so good that she used to read aloud and be responsible for typing, Laomao will unconsciously experience various symptoms such as headaches and nausea when she is exposed to Beijing-style Mandarin, especially in class. According to her logic, in addition to using Mandarin in Chinese classes, , except for English class, all other classes should use Shanghai dialect. This is also a matter of course, especially science, the speed of the brain can be doubled, but it is a pity that there is no such condition in high school. (Frankly speaking, teaching science in dialect is really effective, but now many teachers no longer have this qualification)

And Tangmao is responsible for singing "You know" and red face to check and fill in the gaps for these children, because she proposed to pick it up, so of course she is responsible for the maintenance work.It is the most effective way to sort through screening. They also came here in this way, and this is in the Three Kingdoms. There is no need to respond to the call of the river crab for the world to be united. Quality education is a cloud that everyone knows well.

Putting these things aside for the time being, the goal of the old cat today is the most lively place in the Green Wave Corridor-the water area.This is not a special area for mineral water or beverages, but a special customized version of water IN Sanguo Maojia.There are a total of fifty square bluestones, except for the particularly huge one in the main building which is erected by the wall, and the remaining 49 pieces are neatly placed on the ground.It is taken from Dayan's number fifty, which is actually the escaped one explained by Lu Miaozi in The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, so I won't repeat it here.

As the name suggests, the tools used for writing here are brushes and clear water. Except for the main building that will use ink to leave traces, other things will not be left behind as the water evaporates, so that new sites will be vacated for latercomers. , the well-recognized wonderful replies will also be excerpted after the main building, and other replies have verified that this place is worthy of the name.Obviously, due to the limitation of physical conditions, there will only be one main building here, and the main building also has two cats in charge, which is also convenient for management.

At the same time, because of the extremely high illiteracy rate in this era, market literature was not as developed as in the Song Dynasty, so the content of the discussion could not be entertainment gossip, and all literate people were scholar-bureaucrats. Discussions about history are common in various schools of thought, or in Fu, such as Jia Yi's Theory of Passing the Qin Dynasty.In this way, the writer can only be the old cat, although this cat never messes with the forum.

As for the sugar cat, she would rather be a mob bamboo than write ancient essays on these subjects, and she can exercise the right to delete posts. The method is convenient, quick and pollution-free, just pour water on it.It's a pity that there is only one building, so I can't write this post 8CJ, please don't follow up.

However, Tangmao still chose to use the character value to give each Guma a refined reply point, and stipulated that the top three Gumas with a monthly character value can enjoy a table of character feast.Although the little pink who does not have a solid horse is very loving, but in order to prevent someone from maliciously cosplaying and causing unnecessary troubles, Tangmao still privately filed a record for the more active vests. Kick it out.In order to prevent malicious snatching of the sofa, it is stipulated that after the main building appears, stand in front of the stone monument, and all those who have not finished writing within a stick of incense will go away, and those who have not finished the draft and cannot finish it in one go are not allowed to come up.What is necessary is that it is clearly stipulated in the regulations that the rejection of ginseng and roosters is only for the purpose of exchanging ideas, and no crimes can be made by words. Anyone who uses the speeches here as a basis for conspiracy will be condemned by everyone in the world.You know why Qingfeng is illiterate, what kind of word-of-mouth words.Tangmao swears with the vest of "the water from the Yellow River comes from the sky". If such a person really exists, he must use the magic weapon of human flesh search to ensure that this person will have no place to stand in the world.In addition, the rhetoric is gorgeous and the content is empty.

At the same time, as the landlord, the old cat who put on the vest of "flying down three thousand feet" is worried about how to create a topic in line with this era. In this era, the most painful thing is that every time you use an allusion, you have to consider whether it happened or not.But in the beginning, in order to accumulate popularity, it is inevitable to have a guest appearance on the headline party.Fortunately, young people are not in vain, and they are still in the ascendant period of the entire feudal era. The Huaxia arrogant who have not been interrupted by those barbarians and barbarians will not stick a note in the teahouse not to talk about state affairs.Despite being in troubled times, the entire Central Plains is full of vigor.There are still 100 years to go before Wuhu Luanhua, and 1 years to go to the occurrence of Wutai Poetry Case (Note 800).

Should I choose "seeking truth from facts" in "Han Feizi"?Or choose "Xunzi" "The world is not the world of one person and one family, but the world of the world." As a staunch supporter of blockbusters, the old cat with the vest of "flying down three thousand feet" on his head has always had the ability to call the wind and shake the rain. instinct.

"Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world." The allusion is from Gu Yanwu, in order to take care of the potential customers of Lubolang, old and small FQ, those who have money and leisure, although the composition of seeking truth from facts can be drawn by just a high school student Publish a standard model essay, but if you want to attract attention, it will be effective if you are more generous.When Liu Bei in the New Three Kingdoms said such a time-traveling sentence, the old cat was almost laughed to death. How could that big-eared gibbon speak such high-level words.

To solve the problem, according to the habit here, citing Xian Gao’s reward teacher (Note 2) and Cao GUI’s debate are all examples of the Spring and Autumn Period. However, if it is said that at the end of the Han Dynasty, the most resonant thing among the gentry was the "Danggu Incident". (Note 3) Yes, it is in line with the mainstream public opinion that the unjust case is rehabilitated, and it is the trend of the times. If we can take this opportunity to make a name for ourselves, it will also help these two cats to protect themselves in the future.

In addition to Guo San Guo Si, their sympathizer Guo Jia, and the Xun family who were Li Ying's master (Xun Shuang's father, nicknamed Shenjun, was Li Ying's master) would be natural allies.Such an investment is definitely a lucrative business.

From the perspective of "Zi Zhi Tong Jian", this is nothing more than a fight between eunuchs and foreign relatives, and there has never been any justice or injustice.However, the historians of this era often inherited the bad habits of Confucius, and the records were mixed with too much of their own prejudices, so that future generations need to fully filter them to obtain the true meaning.

"The world is the world of the world." The old cat focused on the ordinary people whose homes were ransacked to protect the party members. During the period, some people pretended to be pancake sellers, some pretended to be fortune-tellers, and some people hid in All kinds of gossip in the wall, the first-hand information from later generations makes people feel immersive, and it is even enough to make people believe that this is first-hand inside information.Fortunately, there is still a distance between the Southern and Northern Dynasties at this time, and there is no need to pay attention to duality every word. The parallel prose of Han Mi Feng Ya Song Fu is still non-mainstream than Xing Quan's parallel prose.Just learn from Bai Juyi, sell it with simplicity and straightforwardness, and strive for the illiterate grandma on the roadside to understand it, the simple and clear one is the most loving.This directly prompted the onlookers to include poor families in addition to the gentry.In this era of lack of entertainment means, all the well-known operas did not appear, and storytellers could not exist because there were too few literate people.In any case, first increase the base number so that it is convenient to fish in troubled waters.

By the way, Tangmao also provides the convenience of adding precision stickers and transcribing every day, and specially set up a stall to sell various experimental products of Zuo Bozhi Kai. Although the price is high, it is at least cheaper than Silk Lai. Du Liniang, who knew the inside story, lamented that the hidden attributes of the two cats were actually lucky cats.In this way, the water area and restaurants complement each other, so that the whole Yingchuan area is proud of being able to have a meal at the Green Wave Corridor. Sold with Imperial Home.Or purely for the impassioned.Those who want to conceal their identities can throw bamboo slips directly in the submission box, but not many people do so at a high cost.

This is the worst era, and it is also the best era. (Note 4) Because the reputation value these days is quite valuable, just like the title of celebrity, many people still fight with their real bodies. The vest that "flies straight down three thousand feet" is still regarded as not being upright, which makes people dumbfounded.But the old cat's statement is that this cat likes to wear vests, what can you do to me?

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Note 1: The case of Wutai Poetry, Su Dongpo’s literary inquisition, Dongpo’s elbow poems were taken out of context, framed as dissatisfaction with the government, and went to prison for N days. ——Similarly, there is Liu Yuxi's song "Thousands of peach trees in Xuandu Temple, all of which were planted by Liu Lang after he left." They are all examples of literary inquisition.As for the literary inquisition involved in the so-called prosperous age of Kangxi and Qianlong later, it is even more blood soaked in every word. I don't know which kind of prosperous age it is, which benevolent monarch?It is lamentable and ridiculous that ignorant people take this as the master of China's 5000-year history, and assume the title of emperor through the ages.An emperor?Yi Di also.Tracing back to the source, the ancestors of this family were the servants of Goguryeo in the Three Kingdoms period, and the world has changed nothing more than this.Officials from the Ming Dynasty could not understand their language, and falsely called the name of the greatest chief of the tribe. The ignorant people remembered it, and those who wore monkeys and crowned it continued to use it.However, what is the difference between the affairs of today's people and the officials of Ming Dynasty?It's as stupid as it is, but it's not as good as integrity.

Note 2: Xian Gao rewarded Master, Qin Mugong wanted to fight Zheng Guo, but halfway through, a man named Xian Gao ran out and said that our monarch heard that you were coming, so he specially sent me to work in the army, and gave ten pieces of cooked cowhide and ten Two cows, but Qin Mugong saw that Zheng Guo was prepared, so he had no choice but to destroy Hua Guo passing by, and went back obediently.In fact, Xian Gao is just a cattle dealer, which is a fake.In addition, the idiom "Li Bing Mo Ma" also comes from this allusion.

Note 3: In the two dynasties of Danggu and Huanling, the gentry united with foreign relatives and fought against eunuchs. All those who opposed eunuchs were collectively called party members and could not be officials for life. Guo Sanguo Si’s grandfather, Li Ying Du Mi They are all leaders. In fact, Liu Biao was also involved at the time.

Note 4: In Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times; There was a season of light, there was a season of darkness: there was the spring of hope, there was the winter of despair; there was all things before men, there was nothing before men; we were all going straight to heaven, we were all going straight to the opposite— —In short, then, as now, some of the loudest authorities insisted on the superlative of the adjective.To say it is good is the highest level, and to say it is not good is also the highest level. (The classical Chinese version is also very interesting, please find it yourself.)

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to update eleven pairs, but in the end JJ was drawn to death. This is the business model of a small workshop.If you have time to engage in incomprehensible functions, it is better to let the server pump less.It might as well have been eaten and drunk with public money when I posted the first article.

The old cat finally stretched out its paws. It's been a long time since I saw it.The next few chapters are all related content, which can be regarded as a change.

If JJ smokes, use the claw machine instead, and press a paw print to communicate.

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