Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

"Otherwise, what do you think I want to do? Human meat skewers?" Sugar Cat gave Yuan Xi a contemptuous look, deeply expressing his lack of standards on this issue.Immediately afterwards, Sugar Cat took out another needle whose shape was closer to that of a hook, and a flesh-colored thing jumped out of a certain wax-sealed bottle, just looking at it gave people goosebumps.While gesturing to Yuan Xi's wound, Tang Mao expressed the highest respect to the warrior who dared to use embroidery needles to suture.

"Little Tang, do you mean that you want to use these things to sew up my wounds? Hahaha, you're joking, you're not embroidering—you just need to touch some gold wound medicine for this kind of small wound, and you don't need to use it like that." Invigorate the teachers and mobilize the crowd." While saying this, Yuan Xi tried to pull back his hand, but unfortunately, although Tangmao's acupuncture was practiced on human beings for the first time, the effect was proven and reliable.The left hand was completely useless, and the escape plan ended in failure.

Tangmao saw through his intentions, "Miaomiao advises you not to move around, this is the first time I have done something on a living person. If you want this claw to recover in the future, you should obediently let me sew it up. After all, even There is a counterfeit version of Baiyao, and the penicillin I have is not ready for use. Don’t worry, this is gut, and there is no need to remove the stitches after suturing.” Maybe I felt that my words were coaxing a child, Sugar Cats continues to offer several other not-so-fantastic alternatives. "You should be glad that I haven't used Bengal ants to bite directly like the old cat said. After all, India is too far away from here. It seems that hair can also be used, but the catgut here is sterilized." Let Bengal ants bite the wound and then cut off their heads. This is the usual suture method in Indian surgery in this era. It is natural, environmentally friendly and pollution-free, but the visual effect is a little too scary.

Hearing such words, even if he was as bold as Yuan Xi, he unconsciously shifted his gaze, and decided that for the sake of his own mental health, it would be better to change the topic. "Xiao Tang, if acupuncture is useful, you can use it when you clean the wound before?" Did you do it on purpose?

"Ah! I forgot." A certain cat lightly gave an equally irresponsible answer, with a smile showing eight teeth as a bonus—Yuan Xi was completely defeated.

Just after Tangmao sewed up the wound with an unimaginable proficiency—for the process, please refer to Machinian suturing, tied a knot skillfully, and sprinkled Yunnan Baiyao madein Three Kingdoms, Yuan Xi suddenly opened his mouth, saying Asked in a flat but disturbing tone, "Aren't you curious at all? About who is going to hunt us down? Why did I just silence it without asking the real culprit behind the scenes?"

Pulling out a roll of bandages from the sleeve that seemed to lead to another dimension, Tang Mao didn't even look at Yuan Xi's blurred expression under the backlight, and directly put a mummy costume on his paws, and then quickly pulled out the bandages. The silver needles used to relieve the pain made Yuan Xi's face that seemed to be twitching directly into a state of cramping pain, and then he opened his mouth to answer. "To be precise, the target at the beginning was you, and it has nothing to do with Miaomiao. There is no doubt that I was implicated by you again this time. Miaomiao has no grudges with others in the past and no grudges in the present, even if Then Cao Zihuan can barely be counted as one, and with his current ability, he can't make it on such a large scale. When the group of people attacked before, it was obviously aimed at you. At best, I am just the fish in the pond that got hurt." This kind of drama that drags people into the water has not been seen a thousand times in TV dramas since childhood, but at least seven or eight hundred times, brother, pay attention to creativity!Creative!

"Ah, I was discovered." Yuan Xi said without the slightest guilt, "It was my older brother Yuan Tan who wanted to kill me, and my later younger brother Yuan Shang probably also knew about it. It seems that because Tangmao's reaction was too flat, almost non-existent curiosity, unexpectedly made Yuan Xi have the urge to talk, even this kind of thing that should be a family insider and unknown to outsiders was so easily said There are some things that Zhongda will keep, but she can say them smoothly.

Brothers 阋 (sound in the same play) wall?Such an old drama.Not to mention that TVB's annual Taiwanese dramas use this as the main selling point, and Hong Kong-produced films, Taiwanese idol dramas, and stick dramas are also the screenwriters' first choice for bloody plots.The time span stretches from ancient costumes through the Republic of China to the present, and it is either for power or money. Occasionally, Aunt Ximen Wuhen is interspersed in it, as the target of the competition.For Sugar Cat, such a plot already belongs to the category of aesthetic fatigue.

However, Tangmao's calm expression made Yuan Xi mistake her for the best listener. Obviously, from the appearance, Tangmao, who came from a famous family, has not shown a family that can threaten others so far, which reassures Yuan Xi There are no irreparable consequences for revealing weaknesses.Or there is no false consolation at all, it is easier to win Yuan Xi's trust in this state of staying out of the matter.And what he is telling is an old-fashioned story that has been repeated in history, and the script of the TV series will almost make the screenwriter lose rotten eggs.

"My family, that is, the Yuan family in Runan, you should have heard of it. My father's current wife, the Liu family, is the stepmother, and my third brother Yuan Shang is born of her..."

Tang Mao said that she had never heard of the Yuan family in Runan, and the information she got from the old cat was nothing more than the Yuan family of the fourth generation and the third father.Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu, cousins ​​in name, were actually half-brothers who fell in love and killed each other. It wasn't until Yuan Shu died that he, as a legitimate son, suddenly realized that he wasn't jealous all along. However, he was always able to appear in front of everyone as the representative of the Yuan family, but because of the bloody storm caused by the upper and lower issues, before he died, he had an epiphany that he deeply admired his elder brother, so he gave up the seat of Emperor Zhong to his elder brother. Ask him to inherit the legacy.Then Yuan Xi's elder brother and third younger brother repeated their father's fate. Although they were brothers, they were not born of the same mother. They continued to love each other and kill each other. I heard that because Yuan Shao liked Yuan Shang's beauty, there was also the possibility of developing into a father-son novel. , and because the Yuan family had so many advisers and generals, they divided them into two camps.As for him, Yuan Xianyi, he is just a soy saucer who has not been recorded in the history books. (Old cat: This cat is not talking about this Tanmei version==#)

Although it is one thing to make up in the brain, but because there is no TV screen across the board like in the past, this unremarkable story told by the person concerned makes Tangmao feel a subtle sense of disobedience. "Are there any other injuries on your body?" Even though Yuan Xi still had a smile on his face at the moment, seeing that expression made people feel uncomfortable.Sugar Cat decisively changed the subject.You must know that the clothes on Yuan Xi's body have turned into real blood clothes at this moment, and the original color cannot be seen at all. Even his face and hair are stained with blood. Tangmao, who came back to his senses, thinks this looks very Japanese horror slice effect.

"Ah! Don't worry about this, it's all other people's blood." When Yuan Xi said this, he still smiled brightly, "In fact, red matches me very well, and so do you, Xiaotang. Especially now, the white snow Red blood on the ground, a rare beauty, isn't it?"

The sugar cat presses the veins popping out of its head, are you addicted to Grimm's fairy tales, first Cinderella and this time Snow White? "If you continue to maintain the symptoms of localized facial nerve necrosis, I don't mind giving you two more injections. Don't worry, for the sake of classmates, Miaomiao will consider giving you a [-]% discount Yes." Tangmao skillfully tied the bandages and took all the belongings back into his clothes without a trace, making Yuan Xi sigh in his mind how wonderful the world is.

"Also, although I don't know what method you have, please summon your followers first. Frankly speaking, I don't think it's a good idea to go to the city in your current form." In Sugar Cat's understanding, For a scion from a vicious family like Yuan Xi, as long as he snaps his fingers, countless dog legs will appear from every corner in the next moment. Today's scene may just be a scene he directed and acted himself.

"As for the content of your psychological counseling just now." Tangmao paused, "There are only two ways," she raised her index finger, "First you are killed by them." Then she raised her second finger, "The second Two, you get rid of them." Your primary school Chinese teacher will cry, that's not how to change the words and sentences!Then he said to himself, "For God's sake, Ma Miaomiao thinks this is like the change of Xuanwumen. Which Sui and Tang fans made up the script, this guy is not Li Shimin."

Yuan Xi said that when he obtained these things, there were some accidents, and these things had always been buried in his heart.Even Sima Yi, who had a good relationship with him, only heard about it through his own intelligence network.Brothers fight against the wall, for the benefit of the family, these things should not be said to outsiders, especially under the current moral and ethical system, monarchs and ministers, fathers and sons, family harmony is the social slogan, but he believes that this person in front of him will not harm to his family.After a while, he suddenly said, "Xiao Tang, you are really kind."

No one has ever told him such a simple truth so directly.

You die and I live.

Even though he knew that there was only one choice in the end, he held a trace of luck in his heart, hoping that it would be for the sake of his mother and compatriots, and for the sake of him voluntarily leaving to avoid suspicion.Yes, there is only one who can survive.

——This counts as being issued a good person card?Sugar Cat was a little taken aback. "Hey, I was joking just now." Since she was a child, it was the first time she was praised for her kindness, and it was after she made such an irresponsible suggestion.It is said that children are usually praised for being smart, and less for being beautiful.If there is really a lack of sparkle, you can also say cute out of politeness-such as the cute sewer cover in a certain book of clamp.She is kind, because of her family background, apart from being friendly to the cats at home, other strange animals are always reflected in reasonable anatomical materials and internal structures in her eyes at the first time, and occasionally can be Used as food.This kind of him is at least a few light years away from the word "kindness".But what's more, the era she lived in was an era when handing over a penny to the police uncle would definitely be PIA.According to her father's words, the most important thing for a doctor is kindness. If the consent form for surgery is magical, you must sign it. A momentary soft heart represents endless troubles. She has been influenced by her parents with negative examples all the year round. The term really has nothing to do with a dime.Sometimes, even the existence and disappearance of life will become a habit. (The Mrs. Xu incident that was staged again shows that the so-called kindness and trouble are synonymous.)

In Yuan Xi's view, Tangmao is very strange. It is inexplicably soft-hearted when it shouldn't be kind, such as the last time it helped those street children, but sometimes it is surprisingly indifferent to other things, and it is easy to say The conclusion of life and death, but she can't let go of the loss of life in front of her eyes.I don't know if this is ignorance or hypocrisy.Especially when saying those cruel things, there is a weird feeling of being out of it, and that invisible gap is really unpleasant. (Actually, it’s a generation gap, Sugar Cat is just watching too many TV series)

After Yuan Xi sent out the signal, "Since there is still time, Xiao Tang, don't you mind explaining to me what Li Shimin is?" Too good to hear unfamiliar vocabulary to find answers.

"You mean Li Er? That's a long story..." Tangmao resentfully missed "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" and "Shuo Tang" that she kept at home. The book is brought here.As for how to explain a dynasty that does not yet exist to an ancient person?It's very simple, overhead history will do.For example, like Gu Long, or simply like Fengyun. "In short, the three males, Li Da, Li Er and Li San, were born by the same mother. In the end, it was Li Er who beat the country, but Li Da was old and was established as the prince. In the end, Comrade Li Er acted first and killed his two brothers at Xuanwu Gate. He rushed to his father's room and said that the matter had already come to an end. You can figure it out. As a result, his father set him up. As a prince, you will soon abdicate and become the Supreme Emperor. But since you have neither eighteen bachelors nor Lingyan Pavilion 24 heroes, frankly speaking, in terms of the surrounding situation, you do not have the possibility of reality." Said At this point, Tangmao couldn't help but guess what happened to Yuan Xi in history. The old cat said that he didn't remember this person at all.There are only two possibilities, either the soy sauce party is complete, or the cannon fodder is too early.Yuan Shao lost to Cao Cao in the end, and the ending would not be too good.

However, Tangmao prefers that the old cat will not think of his ending for the time being, because not everyone can calmly get along with people whose lives are counting down, including her grandparents, grandparents who often assume the responsibility of killing angels. , hospice care for terminally ill patients is always a complex proposition.And prophets are painful, such as Princess Ding and Ya Xiao in X.

Until the end, before Yuan Xi's entourage arrived, there were no other people who wanted to stage the assassination. For some inexplicable reasons, Tangmao didn't tell Lao Mao about the assassination today.

The author has something to say: an update on National Day.

Yuan Xi's personality is basically a special product of that era. When writing the article, D maintains the attitude of a recorder, and he only exists objectively.To be honest, D doesn't like this kind of man either, but it's not like Confucius deleted Spring and Autumn, he can delete anything he finds unpleasant regardless of the facts.However, there is a foreshadowing in the above chapter D, which is related to the appearance of a certain character in the next part.What is the key sentence?Meow meow meow meow not telling you.

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