Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

"—Qiqing, you are here. This is my third younger brother, Sima Fu, whose name is Shuda. He has always wanted to see Liu Qiqing, who beat Cao Zihuan in Fu and beat Wang Zhongxuan in number, and Liu Qiqing, who was singing and singing all over the water. Three changes, so I asked someone to recommend it, I don't know if you will appreciate it or not."

Perhaps out of respect for other people's privacy, Sima Yi did not reveal the fact that Lao Mao's "real name" is Ao Shao. In his eyes, brothers and friends are still clearly separated, and the circles of communication between the brothers are still very clear. totally different.This is actually the result of the family's habit of not putting all their eggs in one basket.

"Shu Da, this is Liu Yong and Liu Qiqing whom you have always wanted to meet. Although he is the same age as Xian Da (Sima Xun, the fifth child of his family, thirteen this year), he is favored by Lord Xun Ling."

As Sima Yi said so, Sima Fu had already followed the standard gentry etiquette, "Sima Fu in Hanoi has been admired for a long time, and I specially asked my brother to introduce him."

When he came like this, the old cat was embarrassed to be casual, so he had to return the salute in a proper manner, and said, "Under Liu Yong, the name is Qiqing." He said with a smile, "Although I don't know Zhongda's front Who is he talking about, but so far the only one who bears this name is the next one." In an instant, he showed a sunny boy appearance, catching up with Yuan Xi in brilliance, almost frightening Sima Yi.

"It's not good to learn for no reason, but I want to learn Xianyi." Sima Yi was depressed. One of this kind of strange substance is enough trouble, and your cat has nothing to do.

"Hehe...it's just that I want to change my mood recently." The old cat played with the folding fan in his hand, still with a sunny expression and enthusiastic tone that didn't match her at all, "Why, in Zhongda's heart, even this way of speaking It's all Yuan Xianyi's only family, no semicolons? Although you two know each other well, you don't have to go to the point where you just need the state officials to set fire to prevent the people from lighting lamps, right?" She blinked as she spoke, obviously her opinion was very serious But the matter was omitted by her to such an extent that it made Sima Yi choke heavily.

"Haha...Second brother, you sometimes suffer." Sima Yi was teased by his unhd younger brother. Obviously at home, the future King Sima Xuan is a master who refuses to suffer, so the opportunity is so rare that even Sima Yi Fu's younger brother who looks "honest and honest" has to disregard his brotherly feelings and make trouble for a soy sauce party.

After going back and forth like this, the three of them quickly became acquainted.Sima Yi asked afterwards, "However, Qi Qing, what kind of allusion is this 'Only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light lamps'? How has someone heard of it?"

Tsk, oops, I accidentally forgot to research the era of the allusion. I rarely need to be so careful except for Zhou Yu, so it is inevitable to be a little lax now.The old cat suddenly made a surprised expression, "Why, haven't you guys heard of this?" This look, as if this is something that everyone on earth knows, and the Sima brothers who have never heard of it are ignorant The one, considering the lack of information in this era, this BUG has also been successfully concealed.

When Tian Dengzuo was a county, he concealed his name, and those who touched him would be angry, and most of the officials and soldiers were punished, so the whole state called "lamp" as "fire".In the Shangyuan period, when the lanterns were set off, some people went to the prefecture to rule and tour. The officials' book list was published in the city and said: "This prefecture is set on fire for three days according to the law." Compared with the red fruit of later generations, and the autumn wind blowing, the crab's feet are itchy, which can be regarded as the beginning of a generation. First of its kind.

"Zhongda, let me come here not only to introduce your third brother to me, right? What else do you need? Since you are here to see Liu Sanbian, do you want to see Lai Ying'er? If that's the case, Zhongda, you can go by yourself. , If it would be faster to find candy, I will not join in the fun. But as a classmate, I would like to advise you that it is not a big problem to drag your little hands, but for the sake of your own life, it is better to avoid further intimate contact. There are people coming and going here, it would be bad if it gets dirty with something unclean, or I will kindly provide you with lime water to take a bath? Although the takeaway tastes good, is it hygienic..." The old cat spread its paws , obviously her ability to change the subject is really getting better and better.

Very well, Sima Yi felt that he had the urge to draw his sword, and he suddenly understood the true meaning of what Tangmao once said, what is sometimes the old cat is not good at drawing.Considering that this cat is absolutely capable of making its own sword pitted if it really does, so Sima Yi can only tell himself to be sure.

"No matter what opinion you have about Xianyi, you can settle it yourself after he comes back, and don't blame me. The newly opened Green Corridor is related to you, so it shouldn't be difficult to help arrange a seat, right? "Sima Yi was too angry to go around in circles with her, it was all a judgment sentence.

The old cat smiled, 100% sunny, "How could I have any objections to Yuan Xianyi?" It was just that he was very upset and wanted to beat him up. Divide friendship."

This green wave corridor, according to the normal saying, is a newly opened restaurant in Xudu. It is built by the water, and it is characterized by the Jiuqu bridge in front of the door.A few days ago, the new recipes in the Qingjinlou were all unprecedented, and they were a bit better than the imperial meals cooked purely with pottery tripods, so the scholar-bureaucrats flocked to them, but this woman from a good family wanted to try it. It took a lot of trouble to taste it, so there was the Green Wave Corridor, which provides general external services.It's just that this seat has been booked for two months, and the table has to be turned over every night.Because there are too many dignitaries who come to eat, there is no such thing as who has any privileges. Anyway, Du Liniang goes through the formalities, with Guo Jia's sign on her back, and no one dares to find fault before this "ghost" of.

Just looking at the name of this Lvbolang, you know that you must be inseparable from the two cats. The purpose, besides making money, is mainly to achieve scale effects. For example, the most basic fried chicken wings or fried chicken hearts will not be because of People with ulterior motives planted the blame and appeared "Jiuchi Meat Forest". Of course, as a shareholder, it is inevitable to keep a private room.

Therefore, as a frequent visitor to Mao’s house for dinner, Sima Yi, who has had close contact with stinky tofu, immediately judged that it was the same cuisine (Note 1), so today he wanted to have a family dinner, so he made up his mind To the head of the old cat.

The old cat twirled the fan on his wrist, and said with a smile, "Your wishful thinking is sound, wait for me for a while, go and go back. Tsk, I really owe you."

"Second brother, your friend is really interesting." Seeing the old cat disappearing temporarily, Sima Fu privately expressed his views on it.Because he has repaired Cao Pi twice in a row, Lao Mao's "Liu Yong" vest is quite famous, or it is because of Cao Pi's personality—how should I put it, it seems that there are dual emotions of inferiority and pride mixed in it.

Until the Battle of Wancheng, it was Cao Cao's eldest son, Cao Ang, who attracted people's attention. Although he was not born to Mrs. Ding, his biological mother, Mrs. Liu, died early. Unknown) has been kept by Madam Ding's side, and Madam Ding treats her as her own.When it comes to the eldest son of the Cao family, everyone gives a thumbs up. He is promising, and he is filial to his parents. His character and aptitude are top-notch. If there is no accident, Boss Cao will be the heir after his braid - who knows? It happened by accident.When Boss Cao went out to play tricks, he actually got his son killed. Do you think Mrs. Ding should turn against him?

As for Cao Pi, his biological mother, Bian, was of low status and a concubine. She was originally an advocator and followed Cao Cao when she was 20 years old. Since Emperor Hui of the Han Dynasty, it has been stipulated that women who do not marry after fifteen years will be paid twice the poll tax.That is to say, his old mother was a brothel woman, and was redeemed by Boss Cao, so she had always been looked down upon.It wasn't until after Cao Ang passed away that Mrs. Ding returned to her natal family that he gradually attracted people's attention as the eldest son. Talented, extensively read ancient and modern scriptures and books of various schools of thought.As young as eight years old, he can write essays.But then his mother used the "brilliant" Cao Zhi to attract Cao Cao's attention, and he gradually lost the aura of "child prodigy", and he has not achieved much until now. (Note 2)

Due to the above reasons, the distinction between concubine and concubine in the gentry is also very important. For example, Yuan Shao was adopted to his uncle because he was a concubine. Therefore, he and Yuan Shu are cousins ​​in name, but in fact they are often regarded as Yuan Shu, the first son, despises him.Coupled with the fact that Cao Pi's mother's status is low-ranking, many children of the gentry look down on him because of their status, which makes Lao Mao's behavior of sweeping his face a very pleasing behavior.

Regarding the evaluation of his third brother, Sima Yi's reaction was, "He? He is more than interesting..." Whether it is Liu and Li or Ao and Linghu, they are not big surnames, but in terms of knowledge, they are strangely more than that. Many famous families, not to mention being able to get the appreciation of Xun Lingjun.In terms of the degree of attention to food and clothing, it has definitely reached a heinous level. It is not something like "Seven Treasure Camel Hoof Soup", but some smaller details.Not to mention anything else, just the fact that vegetable oil must be used for cooking is amazing. (Note 3)

I don’t know if you still remember that the house of the two cats is next door to Sima Yi’s, that is, when they went out to make soy sauce, the old cat came back and threw out a hanging tag with plum blossoms on it—actually it was a cat’s paw, “Take this Show it to the shopkeeper, just ask him for a box. Remember to return it when you run out. Also, the furnishings inside are the same as those in Meow’s house. I’ll explain this to you first.” As for sitting on the floor, it’s within the scope of conditions permitting. Next, the old cat chooses zero tolerance.

"Here, here's another one for you." She stretched out her paw, and slapped a real "gold card" in front of Sima Yi. The number in the footnote was 007.

"Could it be..." This is Sima Yi.

"Is this..." This is Sima Fu.

"Yes, this is the legendary gold membership card." The old cat raised his index finger and said in a somewhat exaggerated tone, almost saying "That's it, meow." "By the way, register it when you go, and treat it as a hush money."

The three types of membership cards, gold, silver and copper, naturally come from the various membership cards in Tangmao’s wallet, which are estimated to be used for more than 1000 years, such as a certain supermarket, a certain shopping mall, and a certain stationery store.With all sorts of evil tastes, Lao Maodan decided to give [-]% off the gold card, which was associated with the Hakka discount card commonly used in hunters.

After bribing the future King Sima Xuan in an upright manner, the old cat looked at Sima Fu who didn't express anything. Although the first impression was pure and kind, it is definitely not the old cat's principle of life to favor one another and make enemies for no reason. If the bowl of water is level, the effectiveness of the previous bribery will obviously be greatly reduced, which is not in her interest.

Calculating gains and losses at all times, and being careful not to offend others, this has almost become an instinct after this era, and this is not a good habit.Even if the old cat's ability is more than sufficient, he can't help but recalculate the gains and losses, and compare history, because this is an era when he will lose his life if he is not careful.In the land where she is now, human broth has become a frequent visitor to the dining table, not only on paper, but also on the military rations supervised by Cheng Yu.The most worthless thing is life. Before there is no way to ensure your own safety, you can't be too cautious.

Sima Fu, this is the legendary King of Pingan. Just like his title, he lived to be 93 years old before he died. Even the Sima Master Sima Zhao brothers did not dare to embarrass him. It is worth mentioning that he is actually Wei's son. Loyal minister.However, when meeting for the first time, making friends should not be too deliberate. The old cat took out another silver card, handed it to Sima Fu, and said, "Let's treat it as a gift when we meet for the first time. Zhongda left that card in advance. You Let’s make do with it first, anyway, when it’s really necessary, just call Zhong Da out and let him pay the bill.”

"This..." Sima Fu, who is more or less honest in essence, hesitated. Simply put, he couldn't think of any suitable return gift, and at the same time, if he owed favors, it would not conform to the habits of this group of aristocratic children. .

The old cat spread its paws and gave Sima Yi a look. This cat has given you enough face, and the rest will not belong to this cat.Anyway, her principle is just not to make enemies, and striking up conversations is really not her strong point.In fact, it is more accurate to say that if it is not necessary, under certain conditions, the old cat would not mind being a trustworthy "person" or "cat".

Sima Yi, who received the look, felt that he was a bit paranoid. This cat clearly didn't even care about Cao Zihuan. How could he make friends with his younger brother? It's not his elder brother. Shu Da hasn't started his official career yet. The place.If the old cat opened the God's perspective, I'm afraid it would be frightened as well—as expected of Sima Yi, who has the title of fox, he actually cosplayed the Emperor of Truth.

According to Laomao's schedule, a complete process has basically been formed. At present, he is following Guo Jia, and he can safely get involved in the Battle of Chibi. After that, Sima Yi will almost become an official. It can be guaranteed that he will not find Sima Fu as a backer until he is 70 years old. , After he is over 90, he should have the strength to protect himself.This is a preparatory plan in case of being unable to return in a short period of time. Although the timeline seems a bit long, it can be said to be as perfect as possible under the existing conditions in terms of coverage and feasibility.After all, even though these two cats had the position of Bi Erqianshi equivalent to the sheriff, they had no foundation and no one to rely on in their family, so they could only be regarded as Han clan.If the situation really changes, she is not so arrogant that she thinks that she has a golden finger and that everyone loves flowers and flowers bloom, and she can handle everything with the protagonist template and the common sense possessed by high school students.

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Note 1: The concept of cuisine, as well as the eight major cuisines, was actually not gradually fixed until the end of the Qing Dynasty, so don’t expect the concept of Manchu Banquet to appear during the Three Kingdoms period when transportation was inconvenient.

Note 2: D does not mean to belittle Cao Pi. In fact, Cao Ang promoted Xiaolian at the age of 20, but the real Cao Pi in history did not promote Xiaolian until 210 AD, when he was 24 years old, and Cao Cao believed that Zhao Wen recommended him His son, not because of his real talent, made the servant Guang Luxun Xi Xi to follow the policy and remove Zhao Wen from his official position.Needless to say the rest.

Note 3: In fact, until the 80s, it seemed that the popularity of lard was still very high. For example, the authentic Shanghai scallion pancakes were filled with pastry, and soybean oil appeared after the opening.The last time I saw an article that said that cooking with vegetable oil was a luxury in the Song Dynasty, the above.As for where the vegetable oil comes from, please read to me silently - rapeseed.

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A joke that came to mind suddenly.If this story was developed according to the real language family in history:

old cat "abcdefghijkl"

Zhou Yu's "#￥%...&×)&￥——)" is like a mixture of Cantonese and Zhejiang

Even though they are obviously from the same country, they can't understand what the other party is saying at all.

So the two sides can only communicate with pens, and the result——

Laomao: Simplified characters with missing arms and legs written horizontally from left to right.

Zhou Yu: The official script written vertically from right to left with a lot of strokes (it is said that Cao Cao created the regular script and the official script was popular in the Western Han Dynasty, but the important official records are still seal script)

So text communication failed again.

The conclusion is that when traveling, don't forget to prepare an ancient Chinese dictionary with traditional characters.

The author has something to say: Celebrate May Day with updates.

In fact, D is very easy to satisfy, just leave a few paw prints to communicate with D.I originally planned to update it monthly, but I couldn't help but update another chapter if I left a warm message.