Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

It is said that the old cat gave each of the two Sima a membership card as a favor, which increased a little favorability at a low cost (you are enough).However, for the old cat's suggestion to let Sima Yi pay the bill, the Sima Boss in the future has a little dissatisfaction, "Anyway, it's okay to take a bath today, and you can go with you if you have nothing to do. It's rare that my brothers are here today, so you go to get to know each other too." For a moment, especially my eldest brother, he is not a particularly famous person, and he is usually not seen."

"Your elder brother...?" The old cat didn't react for a moment, "Oh—is that Sima Boda (Sima Lang)? That's okay, but unfortunately, the next lady (Du Liniang) has an appointment, so you have to come and invite this guest. "To be honest, the deeds of Sima Yi and Sima Lang are so different in history that most of the time the old cat just thinks that the two just happen to have the same surname. It turns out that these Sima are all brothers.

When the two brothers of Sima's family rode on their horses and saw classmate Ah San leading the donkey, classmate Lao Mao climbed onto the donkey with extremely unglamorous movements, and held a bamboo pole for fishing carrots in his paws.Immediately, Sima Fu's expression froze, he turned his head in a click, and looked at his brother in disbelief.And Sima Yi put his right hand on his forehead with a look of contempt, and said, "Don't pay attention to 'him', someone has said it many times..." He swore in his heart that it really wasn't a matter of his taste.

The BMW of these years is equivalent to the BMW of the later generations. It is a necessary tool for the sons and daughters of the gentry to be handsome and flamboyant. Those who want to be more upscale will cost more than 20 yuan. This is still the price in peacetime. Now the world is chaotic, and military horses everywhere are nervous. , the price is even more shocking, plus horse feed, etc., it is no cheaper than raising a "BMW". Can not be less.

However, for these two cats who have no choice but to be unwilling to pursue immediate speed, the difference between a horse and a donkey is nothing more than the difference between a 24-inch women's bicycle and a 28-inch men's bicycle. By the way, mules are two 26 inches used.Whether it is safety or convenience, the donkey has a clear advantage.And even if they have money now, they won't waste it on this.

So of course, the donkey has become the most ideal means of transportation. Although Tangmao complained in private that it looks very un-chivalrous, after the old cat happily mentioned a number of celebrities who fell off their horses and died in reality, Tangmao immediately thought of the mice who had been directly paralyzed by her, and trembled involuntarily.In addition, the old cat also made a strong promise that in fact, there has been a lack of horses since the Song Dynasty. The real heroes still ride donkeys on the road most of the time, and then they are beaten away by the sugar cat who can't think of it.

Even donkeys, for this kind of vehicle that has no seat belt, can't find the steering wheel, can't step on the brakes, the accelerator is replaced by a whip and seriously lacks a shock absorber system, these two still can't control it, so they think of such a weird control method , Fortunately, it works, so as for the image problem, it can only be ignored for the time being.

When the old cat faced a row of eight Sima Bada, her first reaction was that Sima Yi's father is really capable of giving birth, there are eight of them, and in a broad sense, all of them are talented, otherwise they would not be called "" Sima Bada", they are Sima Lang (Boda), Yi (Zhongda), Fu (Shuda), Kui (Jida) (sounds the same as Kui), Xun (Xianda), Jin (Huida), Tong (Yada), Min (Youda).How should I put it, basically eight of the male human cubs survived when the survival rate was less than 50%. This alone is enough to make people sigh "admiration".

Of course, it was not their father Jing Zhaoyin Sima Fang who raised the remaining seven cubs. The elder brother who was brought up by their mother, Sima Lang.During Dong Zhuo's rebellion, Sima Fang moved westward with Emperor Xian and served as the imperial censor.So, as the eldest son, Sima Lang, who was eight years older than Sima Yi, took on the heavy responsibility and moved the clan to Liyang when the chaos was about to break out, and escaped the war.Later, when he moved back to his hometown of Wen County, facing the famine caused by uncultivated land and the difficult situation of cannibalism, he came forward to stabilize the situation.

It is worth mentioning that, compared with Kong Rong, who unfortunately answered his own sentence "it's too young, it may not be good to be old", the former Tongzilang, who officially passed the national examination at the age of 12, refuted others' doubts about him during the examination. There are rumors of overage, and when he grew up, Dong Zhuo took the emperor to move westward to Chang'an. At that time, Sima Fang was the governor and censor, so he should move westward together. However, Sima Fang was full of wars, so he asked his eldest son Sima Lang to return to his hometown of Wen County with his family. But the officers and soldiers thought that Sima Lang wanted to flee, so they caught him and went to see Dong Zhuo. Dong Zhuo said to Sima Lang, "You are the same age as my dead son, why did you betray!" Merit has assisted the Son of Heaven, cleaned up the filth of the eunuchs, and recommended many wise men. We should humbly ask for advice and consider how to restore the governance of the world. However, with the grandness of the mighty virtue and the growth of the merits, the military disasters and wars are becoming more and more serious. Local states and counties are like big The cauldron boiled like a boil, and even the people in the suburbs of the capital could not settle down and work. Therefore, they had to abandon their homes and properties and fled in exile. Although a ban was set up at the Sifang Pass and severe punishments were imposed, it could not stop the trend of fleeing. This is the reason why I want to go back to my hometown. I hope that Minggong will think carefully about the past, then the reputation will be as glorious as the sun and the moon, and Yiyin and Zhougong can’t compare.” After listening, Dong Zhuo also said: “I I also have this kind of feeling, what you said is very reasonable." "This is what it means to be able to speak well and successfully save your own life. In contrast, Yuan Shao and his family are even four generations and three fathers, and they still have a lot of deaths. Which is higher and which is lower is self-evident.

Therefore, when Sima Lang was 22 years old, Cao Cao promoted him to be a subordinate of Sikong, which means a staff member, which was equivalent to putting the label of his Boss Cao on him and conferring the official title of Cheng Gao (pronounced the same high) order.

"Brother Sima, it's a pleasure to meet you." The old cat looked up at Sima Yi's elder brother. According to the records, he was also good at judging people, and he was basically quite accurate. Why did he miss his brother when he came here?Is it dark under the lights, or is Sima Zhongda's acting skills too good?

"You... Maybe I've misremembered." Sima Lang was a little hesitant, clearly feeling that his younger brother's classmate in front of him looked familiar, but how could it be?

Meow?Fortunately, the old cat didn't ask this question, because she was really unfamiliar, and it seemed that remembering human faces had never been her strong point - species were different.

"Then, excuse me first." After getting acquainted with the whole bunch of Sima, the old cat tactfully bowed and said goodbye. It's always inappropriate for an outsider to come to the family banquet of the Sima brothers.Even she herself has never been used to those familiar things. She opened her mouth, her elder sister shut up her younger brother, or she simply gathered together the whole family, including seven aunts and eight aunts. Intuitively, she only thought of the phrase "temporary phase" Those who the party counts as friends are hypocrites.”

However, although the old cat flashed away, Sima Yi, who has always been careful, sensed his brother's doubts, "Brother, what's wrong with Qi Qing?" Apart from the fact that he likes to wear vests, this cat is quite interesting, Especially the attitude towards those red tapes is quite in line with the wishes of our future King Sima Xuan. After nearly two months of investigation, the picky Sima Yi basically recognized that "he" has become a person worth dating, so his evaluation of his brother is still quite good. Care.Although the eldest brother is dark under the lights, he is still trustworthy when looking at other people. Of course, this is just the result of Sima Yi secretly slandering him.

Sima Lang tried his best to recall it, because he had relatively little contact with him at this age, so the impression was quite deep, "By the way, last time I saw him and another child with Xun Lingjun, who said he was a doctor of Xing Ming Suan. (Note 1) It was strange at the time. It was understandable that Ling Jun led the chief minister. Why did he find all the doctors under Taichang (Note 2). I found out later that if it wasn’t for the fact that their salaries last month had not been settled on time Come down. I heard from the Taicang Lingping Huai Ling that a hundred catties of account books (recorded on bamboo slips) can be settled in an hour. Later, Ling Jun asked the officials under the Dasinong to learn some abacus from another doctor of Mingsuan Strictly speaking, compared to me, Cheng Gaoling, who is six hundred stones, he, a doctor who is worth two thousand stones, is still my superior. (Note 3) He didn't take the initiative to bring it up, probably because he had his own concerns .

Sima Heigou is dead, he instantly remembered the painful memories brought by stinky tofu, and Ling Jun was recommended by him.Due to the limited conditions, everything is kept simple, so Cao Cao’s subordinates are currently working as several people. For example, Xun Yu holds the title of Shangshuling. In fact, Shangshutai bears most of the responsibilities of Jiuqing, and the internal affairs department is mainly responsible. The man is Xun Yu.There is absolutely no problem in terms of ability. In the contest with Cao Pi, being able to successfully suppress Wang Can is enough proof.It's just that I didn't expect that I still underestimated "him" in such a short period of time, and became an official of more than two thousand stones in such a short period of time.Such a performance is really rare for someone who seems to be young and ambitious.For his oversight, Sima Yi made a deep self-criticism, which still needs to be tempered.

Almost habitually, Sima Lang made an evaluation, "This son is a young man who achieves ambition but is not proud of his talents. He is neither arrogant nor impetuous and has the style of the ancients. If he honed it for a few more years, he will still be a character."

Sima Yi imagined how the cat he knew was polite to Kong Rong and amiable to Cao Pi, and couldn't help but feel a chill—brother, you're dazzled again!

When Sima Lang, the eldest brother, led a group of younger brothers to marvel at the furnishings in the box, Sima Fu came over and said, "Second brother, do you think the elder brother made a mistake in his judgment?" The third brother is only one year younger than Sima Yi, and he is also aware of the subtle mentality of his second brother towards his eldest brother (well, D himself thought it wrong first), and he felt the feeling of "Liu Yong" in the contact just now. , not so much humility as tact, a tact that is extremely disproportionate to his age.

"No...it's just...it's nothing." Sima Yi hesitated for a while, but finally didn't say why.He is an outlier among brothers, and he realized this a long time ago (rebellious period?), a strict and rigid father, and his insistence on Confucianism has reached a paranoid point, even though the eldest brother has always supported the family , but under the prestige, even the few of them who have performed the crown ceremony at home "don't dare to enter if you don't order, don't dare to sit if you don't order, don't dare to speak if you don't ask questions." The environment was almost suffocating, that's why he left Wen and came to Yingchuan Academy in the name of studying abroad. Anyway, there is an outstanding and obedient elder brother, so it's okay for his second son to wander a little.

Sima Yi knew that his elder brother and third younger brother advocated morality internally, demonstrated loyalty externally, and treated others generously.But for himself, even if he makes the same false appearance, he is disdainful of such things, just like Gongyang Zhuan and Gu Liang Zhuan (also known as Gu Liang Zhuan) (Note 4) who regard Song Xianggong as a model of benevolence and righteousness , that is actually a model of idiots.In the past, because he was young and ignorant, he was punished by his father for copying the sayings of the sage a hundred times, which made him know the sage cloud very well, but since it was a joke, he would not read it a hundred times Hearing it a thousand times and ten thousand times turns it into the truth, the more you understand it, the more ridiculous you will find it.Of course, he won't say this truth again, which will only increase his troubles.And that cat is a very dangerous person, and it will only go one step further than him-it probably doesn't take those things as human words at all, but why does this sentence sound so awkward?

Note 1: Xing means temporary replacement due to lack of qualifications. I don’t know which article I saw last time that even Zhou Yu’s Jianwei Zhonglang is also a temporary replacement.

Note 2: Da Si Nong is in charge of the taxation and money of the whole country. It is the Ministry of Finance of the central government of the Han Dynasty. All national financial expenditures, military expenses, such as land rent, oral tax, salt and iron monopoly, water transportation, currency management, etc. Managed by Dasinong.

Taichang was originally named Fengchang, but was renamed Taichang during the reign of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty.In charge of ancestral temple affairs, generally do not participate in specific administrative affairs, and is the head of the Jiuqing.The subordinate officials mainly include Taishi, Taile, Taizhu, Dazai, Taibu, Liulingcheng of the imperial physician, doctor's offering wine, and various temple cemeteries. The organization is complex and the establishment is huge.

Note 3: In fact, I recently saw the information about the official rank of the Western Han Dynasty, and the doctor was only [-] shi, but I didn’t see this information when I wrote the first draft and it involved the later plot development, so ignore this BUG.And time changes will also have an impact on official positions.For example, if Lingjun’s Shangshu Ling is not mistaken, it should mean the leader of Shangshutai, but in the Western Han Dynasty, it was only one thousand stones, and it was smaller than many Shangshu. (The above information comes from Long Kong) In short, for the time being, let’s consider Dr. Ming Suan as a false title with a relatively high status but no real power.

Note 4: Gongyang Chunqiu and Gu Liang Chunqiu, together with Zuo Shi Chunqiu, are called the Three Biographies of Chunqiu. They are the annotation books of Chunqiu. It is similar to Zuo's Spring and Autumn Annals, but in the Han Dynasty, according to Dong Zhongshu's statement, these two books were used as the standard, while Zuo's Spring and Autumn Annals was included in the Taixue reference books in the Eastern Han Dynasty, probably during the reign of Emperor Zhang.For details, please go to the wiki.

Song Xianggong mentioned it before, in the first volume, anyway, it is a player who obviously has a big difference in strength, but he has to wait until the opponent's army has crossed the river and lined up before fighting, thinking that as long as the hair is gray, he can't catch this kind of " For the remarks on benevolence and righteousness, please refer to "Up and Down 5000 Years".

The author has something to say: I still feel like writing in a notebook. The handwritten version is nearing completion, and the inspiration is endless. The SO text version is much slower.