Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

"Speaking of which, it's a good thing that you didn't do anything just now, Xiao Tang," Yuan Xi who was walking aside suddenly said, with a somewhat thankful tone, "otherwise you would really die, haha...you are so lucky. "Someone who told part of the truth as if nothing had happened, this does not seem to be an ordinary danger.

In fact, as one of the top three high-risk missions in Yingchuan Academy in terms of force value, what he said was somewhat credible.The corner of Sugar Cat’s mouth twitched, and he decided not to waste any more words on this project that obviously did not have an advantage. In terms of force, he was indeed no match for him, but there is a saying, wise men don’t use knives to kill people, they just want to let go According to him, there are at least five or six options.

In the blink of an eye, it was already midwinter, and the frequency of snowfall in the Central Plains was much greater than that in Shanghai, especially on the northern mountain, there was a shallow layer of snow that showed no signs of melting. It is burnt yellow, the color of withered grass.And the foot of the mountain has long been dug up by hungry people passing by.Sugar Cat twitched the corners of her mouth. Before those glass craftsmen figured out how to make flat glass, she might not have the chance to come out with cuteness.Although Lao Mao promised that since the Romans at the same time could make plate glass inlaid on doors and windows, there is no reason why we Chinese can’t do it, but she couldn’t help but put a question mark in her heart about how long it would take.

As for why there is still vegetation on the mountainside, it is due to the inclination of the mountain, which is almost [-] degrees. The hungry people, whether they have not eaten enough food or not enough salt, cannot climb up, and if Yuan Xi did not know An unknown path, at this moment, the sugar cat also has a COS and a goat.

After confirming again and again that there are not enough caves nearby to accommodate the hibernating bears, Sugar Cat took out his belongings and started the process of collecting.

"Isn't this still there? Why don't you dig it?" Yuan Xi was watching the excitement, and saw Tangmao's actions were very strange. She only took half of each plant she needed, and left the rest where they were, obviously. It can't be old eyesight, it can only be deliberate.

"Of course it is to ensure the fastest growth rate." Tangmao replied casually, "According to the biological growth rate curve, the fastest growth rate can only be achieved when the amount collected each time is half of the original population. If you pass it, you will be in danger of extinction." She is a professional, how can she not even know the most basic biological knowledge, and seriously despise those poor human beings who immediately light up when they see rare treasures.

"???" This is Yuan Xi, who is completely confused. From his daily contact, he faintly senses that the growth environment of sugar cats seems to be completely different from theirs. According to the current saying, it is the so-called seventh sense of men. It seems that he has never seen a war with his own eyes, maybe he knows it, but he has never experienced a war in person, just like a person who lived when the Han Dynasty had not yet declined.

In such a troubled world, even a child from a family like him would inevitably feel restless, even a well-protected boudoir would be the same.This is an era when human lives are worthless. In Jizhou, even soldiers often have enough to eat. Bark and grass roots have long been included in the menu, and dried human meat is also a regular item, but these seem to be nothing more than distant legends to her. .

Although Tangmao often expresses an attitude of indifference to human life, when it comes to critical moments, she chooses to save people. This is completely different from her companion Lao Mao. "He" really doesn't take it seriously.Canglin knows etiquette after being satisfied. Is there any paradise in this world that can cultivate such a woman?

Classmates, it is literature and art.

After making sure that there were no bears hibernating or other dangerous species around, Tangmao gradually approached the top of the mountain, and then suddenly there was a rustling sound, as if something was stepping on the snow.Before she had time to react, Yuan Xi had already stepped closer to the source of the sound.

"Don't touch it!" Tang Mao just saw what kind of creature fell on it, and hurriedly stopped Yuan Xi's movements, but it was already a step too late.

Yuan Xi picked up the chick that fell on the snow with gentle movements that did not match his usual image, and walked to Tangmao's side. "What's the matter? It looks like it fell from above." He raised his head, and the animal's nest could be vaguely seen on the [-]-degree vertical cliff that was beyond the reach of human beings. "Why don't you let me touch it? Or do you want to touch it too?"

==#"Are you—are you an idiot? From this height, it can be seen that if you fall, you will definitely have a fracture. If you move casually, it will only aggravate the symptoms and may cause displacement. The most important thing is that there are many impurities Bacteria, what should I do if I get infected? This is the country protecting animals!" Such a tense attitude is absolutely invisible to humans.

"That's it, then I'll return it, anyway, it's not far away." Although it was such an indifferent tone, it was obvious that student Yuan Xi was dissatisfied with Tangmao's attitude and was ready to remove obstacles.

Hearing what Yuan Xi said, Tangmao looked up at the 1-degree cliff, and the corners of his eyes twitched slightly. Do you want to perform a live version of freehand rock climbing without a safety belt? "If I'm not mistaken, meow, you should still belong to the kingdom of animals, the phylum of chordates, the subphylum of vertebrates, the class of mammals, the order of primates, the suborder of true monkeys, the suborder of narrow-nosed monkeys, the superfamily of apes, the family of hominids, the suborder of human The genus and human species, not the prosimian suborder. And—from the moment it fell to the ground, it was decided that it would never go back.”——Like me, this idea just came from Tangmao’s heart It passed in a flash, so fast that she was almost imperceptible. "Moreover, if you insist on sending it back, the human scent on it will only make the adult bird give up all the chicks in this nest, and even kill others if you can't save it." (Note [-])

"...Is that so?" Yuan Xi's expression was hidden in the shadows, making it difficult to see clearly.The amazement and astonishment in the tone seemed to have never been faked, perhaps because he had noticed another meaning behind it.Or not just because of an unexpected common sense, but with the novelty of knowing her for the first time. "So, Xiaotang, you are so kind, do you want to take it in?"

"Meow?! Kind meow?" Tang Mao felt as if he had heard some joke, showing an expression that had been struck by lightning, "May I ask which eye of yours saw the words 'I am How many words are there for Our Lady?" These days, besides fairy tales, the words "beautiful and kind" can still be used, and the others are used in novels about the Virgin Mary, which makes people feel ironic at first glance. !Even if he was praised by his relatives and friends since he was a child, it was just like this child is really smart, or very flexible, and so on. If someone praises a child like that, it is probably that the child is hopeless I can't find any other flashy expedients on my body.

"What is this 'Holy Mother'?"

"It's a kind of magical creature that if you slap her on the left cheek, she will give her the right cheek, and then boast about a really good slap."

"However, I think that you, who say that, are actually a gentle person."

This world is crazy, or is he suddenly possessed by poverty, or in fact, before going out today, Yuan Xianyi's brain was actually smashed, Tangmao showed your absolutely brain-twitched expression, "I'm sorry, please Freely..." Xiaoyun, let me use your ignore skill first.As a doctor reservist, it seems that the last qualification he should have is kindness and gentleness, not Nightingale.

After deciding to flamboyantly ignore Yuan Xi, Tangmao concentrated on rescuing the raptor in front of him. Because it was just a chick, he could only tell from the beak that it was a hawk or a falcon, but if the habitat is in East China Or in North China, it should definitely be a national protected animal. Tangmao took a nearby branch and made a simple fixation. By the way, it was treated with Yunnan Baiyao madein Sanguo. Fortunately, there was no fracture in the chest cavity, and the possibility of fracture is estimated. relatively high.Too bad there is no X-ray.

For Tangmao who firmly denied his own evaluation, in fact, he was gentle and careful when bandaging—although the proficiency was a bit too high, Yuan Xi rarely showed a real smile, "If you like it, you can take it home and raise it." Let's go, it's hurt anyway."

Although Tangmao didn't hesitate to treat her, but at this time, she hesitated instead, "The cost of feed is nothing, but according to the laws of nature, it should be included in this year's death list, and then become a part of other people's food." "Although she really wants to raise one, Dorafeng.Ah, Seishirou, this is the sugar cat whose blood suddenly boiled.

"If that's the case, then leave it here. As long as you put it here, it will soon come true." The tone of the tone is too sunny, but it makes people feel uneasy.

"This is impossible!" Before she could react, Tangmao objected intuitively. After she realized it, she was also shaken.List of Endangered Animals—Is this the point?It seems that it makes sense to save it.

"It's a big deal, I'll just feed you." Yuan Xi joked.

Sugar Cat stretched out his paws to cover his head, and said somewhat self-defeating, "Forget it, just keep meow." Anyway, since it fell into this world, its impact on history is everywhere, and it doesn't care if there is one more No, it won't be because of this kind of thing that the damned will not die, and the undeserved will die.What a pretty irresponsible guy.

"Even so, have you raised it?" Yuan Xi showed an expression that I thought you were not reliable.

"Of course it's impossible. This is a state-protected animal. But I've seen Animal World." Sugar Cat still firmly believes that TV shows are great.

"..." This is Yuan Xi, who is used to Tangmao's twitchy language from time to time, "Then, what name are you going to call it?"

"Hmm... um... it's decided. From today onwards, your name will be Azrael." Sugar Cat suddenly thought of it, and suddenly said with starry eyes.

"It's neither the Xiongnu language nor the Sanskrit language. Does it have any meaning?" Yuan Xi asked after thinking for a while.

"You want to say that you are actually a language genius who is proficient in two foreign languages?" Sugar Cat raised his eyebrows and asked disapprovingly.

Yuan Xi raised the corners of his mouth, "It's a little rough."

"That's it... Azrael is Persian. If it is directly translated, it is the angel of death, which represents the messenger who wants people to warn the world." The reason why the name of the angel of death is not directly used is because according to the old cat, The "angels" of this era are not gorgeous images with two wings, but refer specifically to the emperor's envoys, and most of the time they are eunuchs, it is really disillusioned to call them that directly.

But having said that, Arslan is a trap!make a fist.

So, that night, after asking the name of the chick picked up by Sugar Cat, the old cat also expressed a warm welcome to this new member—her attitude towards non-human beings has always been very good.After learning about the name given by Tangmao, I just said, "It's a very suitable name for you." Then I joined Tangmao in the two pits of X Wars and Arslan Wars of deep resentment.

As for how Sugar Cat combines theory with practice, and actually uses the expression of bees to educate Azrael, making it another eye in the sky, it will be a long time later.

Let's put this side aside for the time being, and on the other side of the old cat, I met a big acquaintance who had never masked.

The boy who led the way brought the old cat to the study, and after the announcement, the two males who were chatting inside stopped.At first glance, there are some similarities between the eyebrows. One of them is Sima Yi, and the other looks about the same age as him, but according to physiognomy, it lacks a bit of wolf Gu Zhixiang (it was horrifying to find that the so-called wolf Gu Zhixiang can turn his head 180 degrees, normal human beings can't do that, right?), he seems to have a warmer temperament than Sima Yi, giving the impression that he will be a good old man.It's just that I don't know whether it is a real gentleman or a hypocrite.Judging from the atmosphere between the two, they are still very harmonious, not just a mere formality, so it is probably his younger brother Sima Fu.

While thinking about it, the old cat had already made a judgment. Fortunately, her superficial skills have always been good, and she did not reveal a trace of emotion. "Zhongda, what's the matter here?" He just glanced at Sima Fu naturally, showing moderate curiosity, and did not violate the proper etiquette of this era, waiting for Sima Yi to take the initiative to introduce.

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Note 1: Some animals do have this habit, but I don’t know if the eagle has it. This is for the needs of the plot, so don’t believe it.

The author has something to say: I always feel that the characters are out of shape, but the more they are changed, the more strange they can only be like this temporarily. The key is the lack of information.

Sorry for not bubbling for so long.

☆、Three Kingdoms Eight Diagrams——Jia Xu, the number one affordable male in the Three Kingdoms

All the materials in this article come from historical books. Who dares to use the Romance of the Three Kingdoms as evidence to face the wall for 100 years, 100 years.

Jia Xu's writing and

If one were to choose the most economical and applicable character among the Three Kingdoms, Jia Wenhe would definitely be at the top of the list.Why do you say that, and listen to me carefully.

Lifespan: First of all, looking at the past from a modern perspective, the most important thing is that we can know his lifespan, 147-223, which is definitely considered a long lifespan in the Three Kingdoms, compared to heroes who died young without moving When the hero comes, classmate Jia Xu holds his hand and drags him away—wrong, the index of growing old together is definitely very high.If there is no accident, the life expectancy of a modern woman is close to 77. If you find someone who is less than 40 years old and does not want to be a widow, then the remaining half of your life will have to spend time looking for a second spring. The cost will definitely be much higher. If, like Zhuo Wenjun, he chooses a phoenix man like Sima Xiangru for remarriage, and pays the dowry and then has a bad wife who will go down soon, it will be too late to cry.Choose Jia Xu, one step in place, save worry and effort.

Status: Whether under Dong Zhuo, behind Li Jue and Guo Si, or under Zhang Xiu's tent, Comrade Jia Xu always occupies an inconspicuous but relatively stable position in Boss Cao's army, and he can enjoy himself wherever he goes , Finally, when he arrived at Cao Pi, he also became a Taiwei.His life is almost smooth, and there has never been any "relegation to Chaoyang Road Baqian". At least in that troubled world, he didn't have to worry about his family being unable to support him, and there were people in the court who were easy to handle. Easily bullied to the top, he has everything he should have.

Personality: Low-key, pragmatic and caring for the family, he is really a typical representative of "affordable". After Dong Zhuo's death, he helped Li Jue and Guo Si to save their lives. For the two of them, they wanted to make him a Marquis, or Shangshu Pushe (the official's teacher) He refused all of them. Even after Cao Wei, he kept his door behind closed doors and did not interact with others in private. His children did not marry powerful people. This is a smart person who fully understands what it means to "shoot the first bird". Maybe they are the smart ones, but they will definitely not show off the smartest one.

Pragmatically, every time he makes a move, it is basically for self-protection. Although after Dong Zhuo's death, he officially opened the prelude to this troubled world with one sentence. , the heavens and the earth began to open, resulting in the reunion of the strict ranks, the great stalks and the flow of Yin, the mourning of the perishing of the country, the cruelty of the people and the infants of the Zhou Dynasty, could it not be said by Jia Xu? The crime of boasting is so great! Since ancient times, there has never been such a chaos. What’s more.” From the perspective of economy and applicability, Jia Xu is definitely a clear-headed representative.Under Zhang Xiu's men, he was able to persuade war and capitulation, but he beat Boss Cao to shame, and even lost his eldest son Cao Ang, which is so great.Later, before the Battle of Guandu, he personally decided to leave the hand. He chose to bet on Cao Cao, who was obviously not in the upper hand, so as to earn a good price for himself and Zhang Xiu (in fact, in Yinying’s biography, Hilde joined Reinhardt’s Time is to use this period of history), of course, later Cao Pi RPWT made Zhang Xiu very miserable, that is the reason of Cao Pi.Even when Cao Cao and Cao Pi asked him for his opinion later, he always expressed appropriately that he had never been admonished, or that he would scold his boss as if he was a grandson. This is a smart man.

Gu family, this is the real reason why Jia Xu is at the top of the list. At that time, General Duan Yan and Jia Xu were stationed in Huayin in the same county, so Jia Xu went to join Duan Yao.Jia Xu has always been well-known, and is favored by Duan Yaojun.Duan Yan was afraid that Jia Xu would seize his military power, so he treated Jia Xu with great courtesy on the surface.After Jia Xu saw it, she couldn't feel at ease.Nanyang Zhang Xiu had a secret relationship with Jia Xu, so Zhang Xiu sent someone to meet Jia Xu.When Jia Xu was about to leave, someone said to Jia Xu, "It's a good thing to treat you, and you can go away." I will be happy when I go, and I hope that I will be generous with my wife, and I will be generous to my wife. If I have no mastermind, I would like to be proud, and my family and body will be complete.” ("Three Kingdoms · Wei Shu · Jia Xu Biography" ) When Jia Xu arrived at Zhang Xiu's place, Zhang Xiu was overjoyed, and he led his descendants to welcome him.But Duan Yan knew that Jia Xu was going, and he really treated his family kindly.Look, not only has he settled himself down, but he also never forgets his wife and children. Compared with Liu Damei, who abandons his wife and children without moving, and Lu Stallion (who molested Diaochan and abandoned his original wife) Girl, still flirting with the wives of her subordinates in Xiapi, spread her hands), this Jia Wenhe is the responsible male leader of Zhenzong, according to the current view, the one who abandons his wife and son is definitely a scum!far eye.

The family relationship is simple, I didn't see who his father is, he is just an old lady, and there is no evaluation of filial piety from his mother, so don't worry about some sissy with Oedipus complex who was raised by a widowed mother and only son, brother or something It seems that I didn't mention it (or didn't pay attention), so don't worry about the plot of some house fighting novels.Basically, it can still be included in the group with cars and houses, and both parents died.And it didn't mention that he was as flamboyant as Boss Cao, and the peace of his home could be guaranteed in principle.

Finally, I would like to add that Comrade Jia Xu is a civil servant, so there is no need to worry about him being shrouded in horse leather on the battlefield. He is not troubled by being a member of the military, and the value of force is definitely not too high, which can greatly reduce the possibility of domestic violence, because unless you open it Otherwise, any normal person who confronts generals of the Three Kingdoms head-on will definitely be taken away.Even in a dangerous situation, his mouth is enough to save the day. For example, when Jia Xu first found out that Xiaolian was a man, he resigned because of illness, and returned to the west. He met Di people on the road, and dozens of people with him were all Di people. caught.In order to get away, Jia Xu lied to them and said: "My grandson of Duan Gong, don't bury me, my family will redeem him generously." ("Three Kingdoms Wei Shu Biography of Jia Xu") The frontier general was powerful in the west, so Jia Xu pretended to be Duan Jiong's nephew to scare the Di people, but the Di people did not dare to harm him, and sent him back after making an alliance with him, but the rest were killed.It is said in history that Jia Xu's move is: "Power is used to help things, and salty is like this" ("Three Kingdoms · Wei Shu · Jia Xu Biography". Look, you can handle it with barbarians. There is absolutely no such thing as incompetence when a scholar meets a soldier. situation, to achieve the perfect balance of housekeeping and peaceful coexistence.

Therefore, from the perspective of economic applicability, Jia Xu is definitely No. 1 in the Three Kingdoms.

The author has something to say: This should be regarded as a side story of apologizing, so let's just take it for granted.

Comrades who are gossip-minded are welcome to come to Bagua together.

Anyone who wants to listen to me can also mention it. D will try his best to dig out materials and spread gossip.

In addition, JJ has been convulsing and adding "strange people and strange things" recently, there are too many to enumerate, are there any forums or websites with a good atmosphere and good books besides Yuyang?By the way, let's share it with D, so let's score 0 points, okay? D