Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

In fact, it is conceivable that Comrade Xun Yu's dinner treat has no effect.If you think about it, you will know, even if all the answers are true, it is impossible to understand with the current knowledge.Apart from noticing that they were not used to sitting in such a strange place, basically the information he got was the same as the previous report.Moreover, with the experience of facing Zhou Yu before, these two cats are even more familiar with telling lies.

On the other side, as expected by the old cat, the arrangement made before gave a grand welcome to the uninvited guests. "Attention: Uninvited guests will be warmly welcomed by the host. The loss of life and property caused by this will be borne by the guests themselves." It is Lao Mao who can express such a twisted and dangerous meaning with such polite words. habit.But for the kind reminder, Tangmao thinks it is always superfluous, because the unique curiosity of human beings makes this sentence look like "please kick in through the door" in the eyes of human beings.

However, as I said before, the arrangement of these two cats is of the vicious and smoky kind, and they have always been the only ones who can bully others.On the doorknob, the positive electrode made of graphite and the negative electrode made of iron form the simplest primary battery. There is a certain distance between the two, but it will not be found without careful observation.If you don't notice that you reach out and hold it, the human body will conduct electricity and act as a small light bulb for a while is unavoidable.Because the voltage is not strong, there is no possibility of breaking down the air, but it is more than enough to let people experience the feeling of being "electrically".

——Thanks to the inspiration provided by the crab notes. ——The above is the production testimonial provided by Lao Mao.

According to the golden rule that the ancients must choose the eight o'clock file in the study for hiding things, the study has become the object of key care.Hmm, if there is a study room, how can there be fewer hidden compartments? Doesn't this live up to the expectations of the audience? (What) The hidden compartment specially installed contains herbs that are omitted below because the author is incapable. Together with the oleander used in the yard to repel insects and the impatiens used to avoid snakes, it can make people feel dizzy. In addition to symptoms such as nausea and vomiting, if you accidentally open the secret book slip that was specially rolled up or the silk book that was packed deliberately, tsk tsk, I am really sorry, please answer the call of nature eagerly.

In fact, if it weren’t for the difficulty in making it and according to what the old cat said, it would be easy to get on yourself. Sugar cats began to prefer formaldehyde, except for embalming and some “talented” merchants used to soak seafood. But the best sex, as long as the skin contact or inhalation can achieve the effect, that episode of CSI: NY impressed her deeply.However, it is more troublesome to dispose of the dead body, because there are neither roses nor grapes in the house, and there are no scavengers such as vultures or hyenas in the house, and there are no pigs (this is to ask Criminal Minds), for this reason , the use of lethal substances was also vetoed.

Although they are still reluctant to part with the experimental products delivered to their door, Tang Mao still considers the technical difficulties in destroying corpses and traces with their current evil forces, so although they also have the option of applying sweat medicine or Mabosan, even if they ask something, What can you do to the mastermind behind the scenes, even if you have guessed the mastermind behind the scenes now.Besides, even as a perfectly qualified spy, even an iron will is meaningless when responding to the call of nature.Now that the goal has been achieved, the means can be ignored. After all, the old cat loves Guiguzi the most, and the sugar cat will not let go of this opportunity. Clearance, because the ancients should pay attention to the issue of shelf life but don't pay much attention to it. Anyway, as long as it doesn't kill it, it will be fine.Although it was stated in the oath that no one could be harmed, it was not her fault that it was delivered to her door.

Seeing the broken hair on the door and some messy traces of incense ash on the ground, the old cat unconsciously opened the fan, "Ah, it seems that our guests are very dedicated." Not visible in the gas mask.Even under such hospitality, remember to return to the original state. This time the degree seems to be higher than last time. Should it be said that he is worthy of Xun Lingjun's subordinates?

What the two cats didn't know was that it wasn't just this wave of people who wanted to experience the warm hospitality, but also Fan Tuan, who was full of curiosity.So the old cat's notice is actually no different from a sticky mouse board. Once it is pasted outside, the four evils will try their best to move up.It's just that Fan Tuan was so slow, when he wanted to experience it for himself, he realized that someone had already taken the first step, so he had no choice but to wait outside.Relying on his many years of survival experience, he was not noticed by anyone.Later, after he saw two hunched-waisted and disheveled men in daytime night clothes exiting miserably, Fan Tuan realized that he seemed to have come to an extraordinary place.

As for the sugar cat, it is a deep understanding of the unchanging truth that there is no limit to the black belly.Originally, according to her estimation, this was nothing more than the following situations: First, Xun Yu allowed his subordinates to respond to the call of nature, and eventually became dehydrated. At worst, they could comfort their families.Second, he has a better doctor on hand, and he can tell what's wrong at a glance-of course, this possibility is unlikely, unless Hua Tuo or Zhang Zhongjing is in Xudu now.The third thing is that Xun Yu came directly or indirectly to ask for the antidote. After bargaining, you can talk to him about how to respect personal privacy.

However, the development of the matter was completely out of her control.Afterwards, Xun Yu had an in-depth conversation with Tangmao alone, and asked her a few "medical intractable diseases" with a sincere face, saying that she had heard people say that she had excellent medical skills, and she immediately reflected on it It was Guo Jia who sold her, so he had to answer Xun Yu's question with gritted teeth.As for the symptoms mentioned above, it is clearly the "way of hospitality" arranged by her.This is an aboveboard conspiracy, but it cannot be refused.Although it is very gratifying to get some experimental data, she did not achieve her original goal. At this time, Tangmao finally realized what it means to be "ginger is still hot when old".If you don't have enough strength to drop ten times with one force, all skills and resourcefulness are just decorations.

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Sugar Cat’s eyebrows are twitching now—she shouldn’t be acting on a whim, she shouldn’t be young and frivolous, she shouldn’t do whatever she wants, she shouldn’t throw herself into a trap, she shouldn’t be extravagant, she shouldn’t be negligent, she shouldn’t She should kill herself, she shouldn't be lucky, she shouldn't be indecisive, she shouldn't be kind, she shouldn't... She was wrong, she was really wrong, her whole family was wrong!Miaomiaodi, getting to know the man in front of her with such a hearty smile that makes her speechless is the biggest mistake she made in this world!

Facing Yuan Xi who was by her side with a sunny smile on her face, Tangmao felt her head hurt even more.Come on, she's past the age at which she would blush when she sees the big brother next door smiling brightly—no, to be precise, it seems that she hasn't gone through such a period (pubescent restlessness period?) Sorry, her grandma and meow Wu's teaching was enough for her to get through this period safely, and later it was just a theoretical knowledge and a personal experience.Besides, to put it more directly, for a creature like her, if you look at the bright smile of an innocent boy, you will be shocked only by lightning! ! !

Because the last time I cleaned up the inventory, it was accidentally too high, so that the drug reserves of Tangmao are now below the warning line. Commonly used medicinal materials can be replenished from pharmacies, but some restricted medicinal materials, such as □□□, require registration and a doctor Prescriptions require quotas every time. Compared with modern prescription drug management, it is strict but not loose. Unlike Western medicine, the boundaries between traditional Chinese medicine and poison are absolutely ambiguous.Otherwise, it would not be possible for people to choose to go to the latrine or to the coffin just by eating a pot of sugar cat.The key point is that the pharmacy's handling method is different from Huajia Village's method, which will damage the properties of the medicine, and things like nectar and plum snow must be used in person.

Originally, Sugar Cat wanted to dig out the old cat, but seeing that it had entered a semi-hibernating state, it needed to be distracted and took care of it, so it had to give up. the door.As soon as she heard that she was going to collect medicine, she immediately said that she knew a good place, and was dragged away before she had time to react.

Yingyin City is located in the south of Yingshui. According to the custom of Chinese Fengshui, there must be mountains in the north of the city to rely on, and there must be water flowing in the south. This is basic common sense.In essence, the mountains to the north are used to block the cold air from Siberia. According to the old cat who masters both Fengshui and geography, that's the way it is.Therefore, to the north of Yingyin, there is also a small mountain, estimated to be over [-] meters above sea level, which is casually called Beishan by the locals, which is Yuan Xi's destination.

"How is it? Isn't the scenery nice?" On the top of Beishan Mountain, the panorama of Yingyin City can be seen at a glance.Yuan Xi turned his face sideways, and smiled heartily as always, but there seemed to be other inexplicable things in this smile.This one of Yuan Xi seems to have a stupid intestine leading to the end - this is what the future BOSS classmate Sima Yi said, in fact, the more you get familiar with him, the more you will be able to discover the incongruity under that layer of straightforwardness.

but!The old lady is here to gather herbs, not to see the scenery! ——Calm down, Tang, you are a civilized cat, you must pay attention to your image, use words carefully, and maintain your temperament!Turn the table again!Indeed, looking at the surrounding white snow, running to the top of the mountain to blow the wind in this weather, even if the tool for going up the mountain is a low-carbon and more flexible horse instead of a mountain bike.

Good scenery?What good scenery can there be on this mountain with an altitude of less than 100 meters?If you want to overlook the scenery, whether it is the Oriental Pearl Tower or the Jinmao Tower, or the World Financial Center that is said to be like a ghost knife, it is better than here. You don’t have to worry about the low temperature caused by the altitude, and elevators are used for ascending and descending, and the field of vision is also expanded by telescopes. , and the air corridor, which one is not in better condition than here?

Also, this is not a heart-beep-game, why would something similar to confessing under the XXOO tree beep-beep-beep-(By the way, what is this wonderful silencer?) And this is like What happened to the scene that was only opened after the favorability was reached?The sugar cat whose purpose is to collect medicine is completely messed up in the cold winter wind at this moment.

Frankly speaking, Tang Mao is not very good at dealing with bright people, whether this kind of heartiness is real or not.To be precise, it should be because of the incompatibility of the aura.Whether it's really bright enough not to know how to refuse, or that kind of natural black.A truly hearty person cannot survive in her world, because of the natural law of natural selection that exists no matter where it is.As for Natural Black, can you say that because he is not a plot character, Miaomiao wants to ignore him gorgeously?

Yes, that's right, not a plot character. After struggling several times, Tangmao finally chose the right attitude to deal with Yuan Xi's overzealousness towards her. An irrelevant person who has no official history. Therefore, it should be As long as you deal with it, it can be solved, right?

"So you want to hear that answer?" Perhaps for this kind of person, not wasting energy and going straight is the real choice. For the sake of his face that is about to cramp from laughing, Sugar Cat is already a little tired of this kind of back and forth. "true or false?"

"Haha... that's fine, do you have two feelings? Xiaotang, are you kidding?" That bright smile that is completely out of harmony with the surrounding environment makes people feel something other than danger. .

——It has nothing to do with meow.

Tangmao turned his face away, prepared his mental preparation, and said it all at once, "It's really a wonderful scenery~~——it's strange!!! Please be free...you can make air-dried bacon here, and you don't have to follow me You’re welcome.” Although the scenery in Winter Sonata looks good in front of the TV, even a cat that has changed its fur can’t stand it under this temperature. The heroines of Korean dramas can wear so little and still be alive and kicking It's so unreasonable—Ah Choo...

"Crack!" Sugar Cat almost subconsciously stretched out her paws and flew PIA's warm cloak. The reason was her obsession with cleanliness. In fact, except for a few cats and her own family, she was not very tolerant of interactions with outsiders. Physical contact, so at this moment, he performed super-level, and directly hit Yuan Xi's hand, which was stretched in midair, and the latter, in terms of force alone, had never found an opponent in the academy.

The one that was swung away was still the same action that was maintained. Yuan Xi seemed stubborn to put that expensive cloak on Tangmao, but Tangmao, who has always been more concerned about money, let it fall on the ground like this. on the ground.The hostility in the eyes almost flashed, and how to quickly cover up his emotions almost became instinctive.

Seemingly completely unaware that the cat in front of him was bowed up and in an attacking state, Yuan Xi smiled, "Then, don't waste time, let's go quickly." Turning around and leaving, he didn't even look at the cloak on the ground.

Who do you think is wasting time?Tangmao roared in her heart, as if nothing had happened, ignoring the cloak on the ground, and started her today's schedule.

The author has something to say: this, after thinking about it, it is better to give a new year's gift on the first day of the new year.

D is here to wish everyone good luck in the Year of the Tiger.

Thank you for your support all the time. This year (theoretically, it is Lord Gongjin’s natal year), make a fist, let’s cheer together!

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