He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Lu Xingzhou ate ten skewers of gluten in the office, opened the door, walked out, and said to Yan Ruyu, "Where's the weasel spirit?"

"Locked in the toilet with the canned herring!"

"..."

"This is called treating another person in the same way as another person. Just now you were far away and were not poisoned by this guy's stinky liquid. Our three big brothers are still vomiting."

Lu Xingzhou frowned: "Nonsense, will the toilet still be used in the future?"

"I'm locked in the toilet on the union floor."

Lu Xingzhou immediately beamed with joy: "Oh, that's it, you comrade, you are such a clever little ghost, take him to the interrogation room."

The weasel has a keen sense of smell, and was so smothered by the pickled herring that he cried when he saw Lu Xingzhou, tears and snot pouring down his nose: "I'll do it! I'll do it all! I really do it! I beg you to interrogate me!!!"

Lu Xingzhou handed him a tissue, opened the workbook, pressed the spring cap of the ballpoint pen, and said calmly: "On the night of June [-]th, you sneaked into the warehouse of the antique shop Jingu Daguan and stole a gold and copper fairy statue. Plead guilty. ?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Where is the fairy statue now?"

"sold."

"Who did you sell it to?"

"The benevolent see Rinpoche."

Lu Xingzhou's pen tip slipped and he raised his head: "Who?"

"A fat man who lives in Jinxiu Old Alley is said to be a Rinpoche. Damn it, he's so ruthless in bargaining. He's probably a liar. Hey, this profiteer!"

"What does it look like?"

"Fat, with two big dimples, and dozens of strings in his hand for divination."

A familiar big face appeared in Lu Xingzhou's mind: "Ren Buren?"

"Yes, yes, it is him. There is no one around who doesn't know him. He dares to accept anything, but the price is low and his heart is dark."

After Lu Xingzhou's interrogation, he walked outside the door and said to Yan Ruyu, "Your method is very effective, this old boy knows everything and can't stop talking."

As soon as the words fell, a roar came from downstairs: "Who the hell did what in the toilet???"

A subordinate ran over in a panic: "Team leader, something is wrong. The chairman of the trade union went to the toilet just now, and he was fainted as soon as he went in. What should I do?"

Lu Xingzhou's face was full of joy, he clasped his hands together, raised his head reverently, and looked up at the sky at 45°: "God opened his eyes."

subordinate:"……"

Lu Xingzhou put away his smile and said sincerely, "Pray for him."

At three o'clock in the morning the next day, Lu Xingzhou strode out of Fengweiluo, followed by Yan Ruyu, a black commercial vehicle galloped over, and stopped silently at the door.

The slight night fog shrouded Yangming Street, the night market not far away was already closed, the aroma of barbecue in the air gradually dissipated, and occasionally one or two drunken figures loomed in the mist.

The two got into the car, and the car drove out of the street without a sound.

Yan Ruyu still wore a steam eye mask on her head, and sighed: "Although I once swore to dedicate everything to world peace, in fact, all this does not include my sleep."

"Close your beak." Lu Xingzhou said darkly.

Yan Ruyu held back immediately, pulled off the blindfold to sleep, and after a while, she still couldn't help complaining: "Why do we have to go out at this hour? It's just to recover the stolen goods, why is it like performing some S-level mission?"

Lu Xingzhou yawned and looked at the misty night sky outside the window: "You don't understand Ren Buren."

"what?"

"If you can block that bastard at other times, I will marry you now."

"No, no, no, I dare not marry, I dare not marry." Yan Ruyu hurriedly shut up.

The waning moon hangs on the low wall, and the dilapidated buildings in Jinxiu Old Alley are ghostly shadows in the night.

The road was too narrow, and the commercial vehicle had to stop at an intersection, and the two jumped out of the car, startling a wild cat that was king in the garbage dump.

The wild cat was skinny, jumped onto the wall, and looked back at them, its eyes reflected a strange light in the moonlight.

Lu Xingzhou squinted his eyes and exchanged a glance with the wild cat, seeing it running forward without a sound and disappearing into the black shadow ahead.

Under the crescent moon, there is a strange apocalyptic punk atmosphere under the private wires covering the sky and the modern buildings towering into the dark clouds in the distance.

This is Jinxiu Old Alley, a slum in the core area of ​​Baiye City.

"Go." Lu Xingzhou lifted his legs and walked into a dark building.

The ground was filled with domestic sewage that was casually spilled, and the moonlight shone from behind, magnifying a figure infinitely on the wet concrete floor, but Yan Ruyu had no shadow.

Lu Xingzhou took out a pocket watch, the pointer inside was spinning wildly, looking at the characters on the surface, it was a pocket watch-style compass.

Yan Ruyu clasped her arms tightly and whispered, "This ghostly place is full of wandering spirits."

"Well, the Jinxiu old alley that even ghosts don't want to set foot in."

There was no elevator in the old alley, and the two went up the narrow stairwell. The sound of their footsteps was amplified by the cramped space, which was very harsh in the silent night.

"I said..." Yan Ruyu said quietly, "I'm afraid of ghosts, do you believe it?"

"If you don't believe me, you are a ghost yourself."

"Actually, I'm often intimidated by what I look like."

Lu Xingzhou gave her a strange look: "Huh?"

Yan Ruyu's eyes were straightened, she stretched out a finger, and pointed upwards.

Lu Xingzhou followed her finger and raised his head, a drop of cold liquid dripped between his brows, he raised his hand to wipe it away, and saw a black figure hanging on the floor, with a twisted head facing them, blood slowly dripping from the long dirty hair Falling.

"How did she die, how did she become so ugly?" Yan Ruyu asked in a crying voice.

"How the hell do I know?" Lu Xingzhou looked at the bloody head above his head, took a step back, and raised his hand to touch the light switch on the wall.

light is not on.

He was a little bit about to curse, so he took a deep breath, and said kindly to the head: "This lesbian, please be calm, we didn't mean to disturb, we just passed by Guibao, and we will leave immediately."

"Hey hee hee hee..." The human head grinned, and the saliva mixed with blood flowed down.

Yan Ruyu trembled: "Is this a friendly laughter?"

"How does it feel to be woken up in your dream?"

"Angry, tumbling anger like magma, wants to eat people."

"It doesn't need to be described so vividly." Lu Xingzhou said dryly, "We will leave quietly, don't provoke her, today's mission is just to recover the fairy statue, don't make any troubles."

"Can't you save her easily?"

"There is no overtime pay."

"Shit."

The two people glanced at the movement of the head from the corner of their eyes, quietly raised their legs in unison, and tiptoed forward.

step.

The head did not move.

two steps.

The head did not move.

Three steps, four steps... seven or eight steps... more than a dozen steps... The two looked at the stairs ahead, let out a sigh of relief, and even smiled.

Yan Ruyu smiled and said, "So she's really friendly... what the hell!"

She only felt a chill behind her, and two cold little hands rested on her shoulders, and the blood-stained head turned around in an exceptionally twisted posture, and appeared in front of her, with a red mouth grinning: "Hey hee whee……"

"It's so fucking ugly!!!" Yan Ruyu roared.

Lu Xingzhou reached out, grabbed the female ghost's hair and tried to tear her off.

The moment his fingers touched the hair, he realized that something was wrong. The long hair suddenly swelled and wrapped around his wrist in an instant, wrapping wildly around his upper arm.

Lu Xingzhou frowned, and violently exerted force with his arm, shaking the long hair that was wrapped around it into dust. He ran his fingers through the flying hair, and forcibly grabbed the top of the female ghost's head.

The female ghost's blow was blocked and she immediately retreated.

"She's on the wall!" Yan Ruyu shouted.

Lu Xingzhou looked up and saw countless long hairs gushing out from the wall and shooting towards them.

An umbrella was stretched above his head to block the attacks of the long hair.

The long hair was irritated and wrapped around the handle of the umbrella like countless snakes.

Yan Ruyu grabbed the handle of the umbrella and pulled her long hair up the river, and asked angrily, "Really no overtime pay?"

"What overtime pay do you need to save the world?" Lu Xingzhou said sternly, reached out his hand and took out the lighter, ignited the flame with a prick, and burned it into his long hair.

The long hair was afraid of the fire, and immediately retracted into the wall.

The black shadow was lying on all fours on the wall, crawling around quickly, his long hair kept surging on the wall, desperately looking for opportunities.

Lu Xingzhou took the lighter and walked forward step by step. The grinding wheel slid across the rough wall, igniting a continuous line of fire, forcing the shadow to retreat back and forth.

Under the beating firelight, the walls began to ooze blood and water.

One person and one ghost have already retreated to the place where they met first, Lu Xingzhou stopped, and said earnestly: "In the vast world of mortals, countless people and ghosts pass by each other. To meet each other is fate..."

Yan Ruyu yelled: "What are you talking about?"

"I want to give this lesbian another chance. I hope she can be influenced by my tolerance and kindness, change her mind, reinvent herself, and become a ghost that is useful to society."

"..."

The black shadow was still crawling around restlessly on the wall, but the frequency of the surge of long hair slowed down, and it seemed that it was really touched.

Lu Xingzhou slowly took back the lighter: "Death is not the end of life, but the beginning of another life. There are many ghosts in this world. They perform their own duties, constantly strengthen their own party spirit, and grow into leaders in their respective positions. Excellent ghost..."

The moment the flames were extinguished, the black shadow suddenly rose up, and the long hair wrapped in the wind, rushed out of the wall like a rain of arrows.

"Hey hee hee..."

"This ghost's awareness is too low!" Lu Xingzhou said angrily.

The moment the black shadow rushed, a small snake pattern suddenly lit up on the wall, and thousands of red lines shot out from the snake pattern like snake letters, forming a huge net along the wall, covering the black shadow completely , and then tightened rapidly.

"Ah..." The black shadow wailed in pain, struggling crazily under the constriction of the red wire net, and after a few seconds, he was strangled and couldn't move.

Lu Xingzhou reached out and pulled it out of the wall, throwing it on the ground.

Yan Ruyu squatted beside her and picked up a lock of long hair: "Don't show it off if the quality of your hair is so poor. You don't even have the basic cultivation of a female ghost. At least use Rejoice."

The black shadow turned his head twistedly, grinning at her, and let out a horrible, strange laugh from his throat.

"It's too ugly, I can't see it, team leader, how to deal with her? Call a ghost messenger to take her away?"

"Ah."

Yan Ruyu took out her mobile phone: "I have a Didi...Damn it, the nearest ghost messenger is 30 kilometers away, can't Hades recruit more civil servants?"

"Bad treatment, little oil and water, strict laws and regulations, young ghosts don't like to do it. Take her back to the bureau, lock her up with the ghosts caught this month, and wait for the underworld to send someone to unify and hand over at the end of the month."

"No, this guy is a terrorist."

"Let me deal with it." Lu Xingzhou knelt down, ignited the lighter, looked at the bloody face of the female ghost in the flickering light, and said in a low voice: "I gave you a chance, forget it...you should go place."

When the flame was extinguished, Lu Xingzhou hit the female ghost's eyebrows with the bottom of the lighter, imprinting a snake-shaped imprint.

"Ah ah ah..."

The female ghost who was grinning just now was shaken all over, and her figure suddenly disappeared in the darkness.

After this fight, the whole building was still as silent as a cemetery. Lu Xingzhou touched the switch on the wall again, and this time the light turned on.

The 20-watt small light bulb casts a light and shadow of dying years, and the old wall is pasted with layers of small advertisements-dentist, lock picking, genital warts...

A fat gecko lay motionless on the wall.

"Let's go." Lu Xingzhou mentioned the red line net.

Yan Ruyu looked over, and couldn't see anything in the net bag woven with fine red thread, but she knew that the female ghost was being imprisoned inside, so she asked curiously, "When did you set up the net array?"

"Ask her to be calm and calm."

Yan Ruyu raised her voice: "Didn't you say that there is no overtime pay, so don't make extra trouble?"

"You believe me when I tell you? What overtime pay does it cost to save the world?"

"Why do you even lie to your teammates?"

While the two were talking, they had already walked to a door at the end of the corridor, Yan Ruyu was still looking up for the doorbell, while Lu Xingzhou had already reached out and patted the door roughly.

"Ren Buren, open the door, it's not for debt, I don't ask you to borrow money, it's not for revenge, and no woman wants you to be responsible."

After several minutes of filming, there was a sound of slippers being pulled from inside the door, and a voice of a teenager who had changed his voice sounded inside the door: "Who is it?"

Lu Xingzhou was taken aback, took a step back, and looked at the door again—the dark green old-fashioned anti-theft door was made of very thin material, and it looked shoddy at first glance. There was a ball of chewed bubble gum stuffed into the hole where the cat's eye should be, and a sticker was pasted on it. There is a bright red blessing character, the scotch tape is not glued firmly, and the blessing word rattles in the draft of the hallway - this is Ren Buren's lair.

He cleared his throat and said to the door: "I'm sorry to bother you, I'm Lao Ren's friend, I'll ask him for some information."

With a creaking sound, the anti-theft door opened a crack, and a boy exposed one eye, looking out through the chain: "Teacher Ren is not at home, what do you want to do with him?"

"Oh, hello," Lu Xingzhou smiled lovingly at the boy, "It's only four o'clock in the morning, where did he go?"

"Go downstairs and consecrate the dakini."

Lu Xingzhou's smile froze on his face, he paused, and said dumbly, "Yan Ruyu."

Yan Ruyu stepped forward, cut off the chain with one palm, and kicked open the door.