He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

"Ten sticks of gluten, sprinkle more chili powder."

"Okay! Wait a moment!" The hawker swiftly separated out ten skewers of gluten, and brushed with sauce while grilling. The sauce mixed with oil dripped down, and a small flame shot up on the charcoal in an instant, and the billowing aroma was blown by the wind. out.

As the sun sets, the magnificent afterglow covers the entire street. The aroma of barbecue, crayfish, and secret [-]s is mixed in the hot and humid air, creating a unique relaxation and comfort in the summer evening.

The naughty little ghosts were laughing and sneaking around in the crowd.

The loving lovers walked through the street arm in arm, talking and laughing, the girl's gauze skirt was blown by the breeze, revealing two furry hooves.

On the sea not far away, fishing boats returned with a full load, and a large group of snow-white seagulls circled between the masts.

Lu Xingzhou raised his head and looked at the quiet sunset in the sky, with a smile on his lips, thinking: The prosperous world is peaceful, good days.

"Handsome, your roast gluten is ready."

Lu Xingzhou took the roasted gluten with one hand, and took out his mobile phone with the other hand: "Can you pay by WeChat?"

"Okay, you scan this QR code... Hey, what are you doing to me? The code is not on my face."

Before the words finished, an emotionless voice came from the phone: "The match rate is 99.9%, and the identity is confirmed."

The peddler's face froze.

Lu Xingzhou raised his head, showing a bright smile with eight teeth: "Yangming Street barbecue stall owner Huang Pi, the prototype of Weasel, sneaked into the antique shop Jingu Daguan a month ago and stole a golden and bronze fairy statue. Do you plead guilty?"

The hawker's face changed suddenly, he overturned the grill suddenly, turned around and fled, the red-hot coals hit pedestrians like fireballs, and a tragic accident was about to happen.

Lu Xingzhou stepped aside and shouted, "Yan Ruyu!"

"Come on~~"

A figure flew over obliquely, his feet in ten-centimeter high heels stepped firmly on the barbecue grill, and stepped directly into the concrete floor with one foot, the lace umbrella in his hand twirled, just enough to cover all the splashing coals, Crackling back onto the grill.

It was only three seconds before and after.

Yan Ruyu stepped on the smoking grill, put away her umbrella, and gracefully blew on the wisps of smoke rising from it, then turned her head and glanced around the crowd, raising her eyebrows: "The special investigation team is handling the case, it's all right flash."

The demons and ghosts who watched all took a step back and exclaimed together: "Ho!"

The special incident investigation team does not belong to any country or regime, maintains political neutrality, specializes in investigating and combating cross-border crimes, and maintains world peace.

At the same time, three people rushed out from the crowd and rushed towards the fleeing barbecue vendors.

Suddenly there was a muffled sound of "poof" in the air, and an extremely unpleasant stench rushed over. The three of them were so smoked that their steps stopped, and tears and snot flowed down.

Hawkers took advantage of the chaos to sneak into the crowd.

"Want to run?" Lu Xingzhou sneered, took a step forward, and kicked the peddler out of the crowd with a whip kick.

The onlookers exclaimed again: "Ho!"

This time there was something different in the voice - this man had a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his tall nose, slender waist and long legs, and was wearing a white shirt and black trousers. He seemed to have walked out of a nearby office building. Securities analyst, but the tragic situation of the peddler under his feet made people start to imagine the terrifying power contained in these two long legs with amazing proportions.

Under everyone's admiring gazes, Lu Xingzhou turned around perfectly, flicked the creases on his trousers, took a bite of the gluten, smiled and directed his subordinates to handcuff the peddler.

"Sister-in-law?" A hesitant voice sounded from behind.

Lu Xingzhou's smile froze instantly.

The voice suddenly raised: "It's really you!"

The last rays of the setting sun disappeared into the sky. Lu Xingzhou stared at the arrested peddler with eyes straightened. He couldn't figure it out. He went out to buy roasted gluten by himself and maintained world peace. It took less than a cigarette. How can you step on thunder?

The situation did not allow him to think too much.

A figure rushed from behind.

Lu Xingzhou conditioned reflex, turned around and kicked in a roundabout way, only to hear a scream, the boy who flew over was kicked upside down 30 meters before landing.

The demons and ghosts who were watching opened their mouths wide: "Ho!"

Lu Xingzhou glanced at the subordinates who opened their mouths with the crowd, and said calmly: "Mission completed, withdraw!" Then he turned and left.

The subordinates winked at each other, swiftly pressed their curiosity into their hearts, picked up the peddler with a bruised nose and swollen face, and followed Lu Xingzhou to retreat.

That young man was also skinny, got up from the ground in a jerk, rushed out of the crowd, and chased after him with dirt all over his face, shouting excitedly: "Sister-in-law! It's really you! Sister-in-law! I'm so happy La!"

Lu Xingzhou turned a deaf ear to it, and his pace accelerated even more.

The young man's voice was loud and clear, and he spoke with the air of a frog in a pond alone: ​​"Sister-in-law! I really didn't expect to meet you here! Bah, no, I should have thought of it earlier! Sister-in-law! Where there is roast gluten, there should be one. Your majestic figure! I am so stupid!"

During the rapid march, Lu Xingzhou took a look at the roasted gluten in his hand, and a little despised himself.

The two sides chased each other, and ran out of two miles in an instant.

At the end of the street was a huge white building, standing like a snail, with rows of windows on its tall spire, lit in the twilight.

There is a sign next to the screw mouth, which reads: General Administration of World Species Statistics, Supervision and Management and Ecological Civilization Construction.

Seeing that Lu Xingzhou was about to step in, the young man jumped up, rolled up in front of Lu Xingzhou covered in dust, and opened his arms to stop him.

Lu Xingzhou: "Get out of the way."

The boy's eyes widened suddenly, and he took a breath in surprise: "Sister-in-law, you...you don't know me anymore?"

"do not know."

"I am the little wood that you and your elder brother love the most!!!"

"No matter who you are, in my eyes, you are just a monster that needs to be reformed," Lu Xingzhou said indifferently, "I will count to three, get out of the way quickly, or you will be jailed."

"I've been transformed!" The boy rolled up his sleeves, revealing the iron bracelet on his wrist. "When I was released from prison, the instructor uncle said that I have been reborn now!"

"So you stop me now because you want to enter the palace for the second time?"

The young man flattened his mouth, and teardrops that were as big as beans fell down: "Sister-in-law, why don't you know me? I'm a little wood! I've been remodeled, and I won't do anything wrong again! Sister-in-law! I have a friend outside. I'm gone, I miss you so much..."

Lu Xingzhou looked down at him, neither sad nor happy, and after a while, he reached out and wiped away the tears on his face.

The boy choked up: "Sister-in-law?"

"I sympathize with what happened to you, but you have misunderstood the person." Lu Xingzhou took out his ID and handed it in front of him, and said calmly, "I am Lu Xingzhou, the leader of the special incident investigation team, not your sister-in-law. If you are reborn, you will honestly find a job, you are still young, and you will have a long life in the future."

"But, my sister-in-law's name is Lu Xingzhou."

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

"Sister-in-law..."

"Duplicate name." Lu Xingzhou put away his ID, bypassed him, and walked into the small building.

The boy chased him for a few steps, but he didn't dare to enter the door, hesitating a few meters outside the door.

The subordinates of the special investigation team followed Lu Xingzhou step by step, winked at each other, and urged each other to open their mouths to satisfy everyone's curiosity. Although it may lead to Lu Xingzhou's crazy revenge, sacrificing one of you will benefit the whole group.

However, none of them has the spirit of sacrifice, and no one wants to be the first one.

The young man lingered outside the door for a long time, but he didn't dare to enter. He clenched his fists, looked at Lu Xingzhou's back, and shouted, "I won't admit it! Sister-in-law! Whether you admit it or not, you are my sister-in-law!"

Lu Xingzhou turned a deaf ear and walked into the lobby on the first floor.

"Brother will be released from prison tomorrow!"

Lu Xingzhou paused.

The curious eyes of the subordinates moved between the two.

"Will you pick him up?" The young man held his breath expectantly and said anxiously, "Brother wrote to me and said that it was because of his thoughts of you that he could persevere, and your voice and smile echoed in his heart all the time." In his mind, he wrote many poems for you and published them in the prison newspaper, becoming the master of love in the entire prison."

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

"I have transcribed all of my elder brother's poems. I carry them with me and study hard every day." The young man fumbled with his hands, took out a small notebook from his breast pocket, and proudly said, "I'll read one for you!"

Lu Xingzhou's face changed, and he turned his head: "Don't read it!"

Before the words were finished, the young man stood in a military posture with his feet together in a sense of ritual, solemnly opened the notebook, with a devout face, and read aloud: ""Eating with a Beloved Wife"—"

Lu Xingzhou: "No..."

"I love my wife,

Wife loves me.

I bake gluten for my wife,

My beloved wife is in love with me. "

The whole snail was solidified, and everyone looked at Lu Xingzhou in a daze, as if the team leader they were familiar with had suddenly grown three heads and six arms, and even put on women's clothing.

Lu Xingzhou wished he could grow a ten-meter-long arm, and reach out to slap this dumb bear.

The boy grabbed the small book and turned a page: "I'll read one more..."

"No need!" Lu Xingzhou rushed to him in an instant, snatched the small book, and said viciously, "If you don't leave, believe it or not, I'll tear it up for you?"

The young man was scared out of his wits: "Da Da Da... Sister-in-law calm down!"

Lu Xingzhou took the notebook and quickly flipped through a few pages, his eyes flickered, he flipped through a few more pages, and then flipped through the pages from the beginning to the end, and threw the notebook into the boy's arms: "Get lost!"

The boy grabbed the notebook and disappeared at the end of the street.

The last twilight of the setting sun is gone, and the twilight is completely shrouded. The gray-blue mist separates the anchovies from the jubilant night market on the street, like an isolated island in the vast sea of ​​clouds.

Lu Xingzhou stood alone at the empty doorway, watching the direction in which the young man disappeared, for a long time before turning his head.

The subordinates who were crowded at the door to watch the excitement dispersed in an instant.

Lu Xingzhou didn't seem to notice. He put one hand in his pocket and walked back to the office. When he entered the door, he turned his eyes fiercely and said three words in a deadpan voice: "Yan Ruyu?"

The woman who was showing off her power with the umbrella just now pressed her back against the wall, wishing she could tuck herself into the wall, and said in a chilly voice: "Team leader, phase... believe me, I didn't see anything. "

Lu Xingzhou narrowed his eyes slightly.

"I really didn't see anything! I didn't hear anything! I didn't even think about anything! You are the wise and powerful special investigation team leader! You hate evil! You are both wise and brave! You are light! You are electricity! You are the only myth! You are the superstar of Three Thousand Worlds!"

Lu Xingzhou said gloomyly, "I am your uncle."

"Hi, sir, I have something to report."

"Report." Lu Xingzhou went to the desk and sat down, took out a skewer of roasted gluten, and started to eat.

Yan Ruyu poured the tea quickly, and then took out a stack of papers from the folder: "This is the notice just issued by the trade union of the General Administration on organizing the No. Five."

Lu Xingzhou frowned: "What's wrong with those veteran gangsters from the trade union?"

"Several old leaders... What Lao Caibangzi means is that everyone is usually very busy killing demons and demons. Everyone is bloody and inhumane. Take advantage of the Qixi Festival to relax, express big feelings from a small perspective, and feel the society by the way. develop, and heal spiritual wounds.”

"Fuck the fuck, why don't you give the brothers a few days off."

"There are rewards."

"What reward? Another two bags of toilet paper?" Lu Xingzhou sneered, "Go and tell those veteran gangsters in the trade union that our special investigation team won't participate if we distribute toilet paper again."

Yan Ruyu hugged the file folder, looked at the nose, nose, nose and heart, and said in a low voice: "I've said that, old leader... the old Caibangzi said that toilet paper is more suitable for you, the team leader. You are single and waste paper."

"The special investigation team will not participate!!!"

"The document also stated that departments that do not actively participate will be deducted this year's performance salary..."

"It's fucking gone!"

"I've said that too, old collar... The old Cai Gangzi said, I know that the team leader treats money like dirt, so let me tell you something - if you don't participate in the essay competition, go to the blind date meeting."

"Crack!" Lu Xingzhou bit off the bamboo stick for roasting gluten.

Yan Ruyu immediately yelled: "Strongly condemn the bad behavior of Laocai Gangzi who only pokes people's backs!"

Lu Xingzhou was expressionless: "The essay competition, at least five essays, go, send a notice to everyone in the group to write one hundred essays."

"what?"

"The awards are exhausting them!"

"..." After Yan Ruyu reported her work, she walked out with the folder in her arms, pushed open the glass door with one hand, and suddenly turned around: "Team leader."

"Ok?"

"Are you sure you won't pick that one out of prison tomorrow morning?"

"..."

Yan Ruyu and Lu Xingzhou stared wide-eyed, and after a while, they shrank their heads and jumped out of the office. The moment the door closed, three bamboo sticks stuck on the door like darts.