He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

The boy didn't delay for a moment, turned around and ran away, his thin figure was like a vigorous puppy, and the moment the door was kicked open, he had already stepped on the sofa and rushed to the window sill.

Lu Xingzhou and Yan Ruyu broke into the door, only to see a shadow jumping out from the window sill and disappearing into the dark blue night outside the window.

"Want to run?" Without saying a word, Yan Ruyu lifted her skirt and jumped off the windowsill.

"Careful, this is the seventh floor." Lu Xingzhou said anxiously, followed closely to the window, and saw a lace umbrella full of flowers slowly descending in the night.

Three minutes later, Yan Ruyu crawled back out of the window carrying a yellow-brown fox.

"Ren Buren can't support himself anymore, so why not raise a fox?" Lu Xingzhou pinched the fox's chin, saw a melancholy square face, and was stunned, "Or just a Tibetan fox?"

The Tibetan fox said: "What are you doing four?"

Yan Ruyu: "It's still a Tibetan fox who can only speak the local dialect."

Lu Xingzhou thought it was funny, and stroked the furry head of the Tibetan fox. It felt oily and slippery, and he couldn't put it down. He smiled and said, "Ren Buren has gone out, so let's talk about your problem first."

The Tibetan fox looked at him with squinted eyes, his eyes were extremely unbeatable.

"Based on your accent, it has been here for quite a long time. Baiye City has always been an open and inclusive city, and talents from all walks of life are welcome to settle here." Lu Xingzhou said amiably while stroking his hair, "But for the convenience of managing mobility population, and to maintain friendly and harmonious development and exchanges with other cities, we still have some tiny requirements for alien creatures."

"Gah?"

"Take out the three certificates and let me see."

"Ka?"

Yan Ruyu reminded: "It's the permit to become a master, a cross-border pass and a temporary residence permit."

"Gah..." Tibetan Fox looked confused.

Lu Xingzhou became serious: "Come on, become a master without permission, cross the border without a permit, and stay illegally, come with us."

"Gah?"

Yan Ruyu: "Team leader, he seems to be pretending to be innocent."

"It's useless to pretend." Lu Xingzhou took out a mobile phone from the broken sofa and threw it to Tibetan Fox, "Call Ren Buren and ask him to go to the bureau to deal with your affairs after dawn."

The Tibetan fox huddled on the ground, its small eyes turned around between the two of them, and then secretly checked the distance from the window, recalling the experience of being caught by Yan Ruyu before landing just now, the ears drooped, and it was honestly grasping. He picked up his cell phone and dialed Ren Buren's number.

As soon as the call was connected, a loud voice from the opposite side rang out like a machine gun: "Hey, Lu Xingzhou dumped the goods and left? Damn, I jumped up and disturbed people's dreams early in the morning. It's too fucking suspicious. I'm off!" The second time I have to let him kneel down and sing for me..."

"Sing what?" Lu Xingzhou took the phone and asked with a smile.

The other side suddenly got stuck: "Sing... sing... I need your love every day, you can guess my thoughts, iloveu..."

"U, you're paralyzed!" Lu Xingzhou interrupted him, "I'll give you 5 minutes, and if you don't come back by the time, you will be fined and go to the bureau to fetch your fox."

"Hey, don't make trouble, Comrade Xiao Lu, how can I go back in 5 minutes? I'm on a business trip and I'm in Jijing to attend the summit of high monks. How capable can I be to fly back?"

Lu Xingzhou's eyes flickered: "The toilet paper next to your bed is not dry yet."

"Simata!!!"

Two minutes later, the half-covered door was kicked open, and a fat man in a silk nightgown walked in with a dark face, without saying hello, and sat down on the sofa, which sank ten centimeters down.

"Tell me, what are you doing here at this time?"

Lu Xingzhou took out a photo: "Do you know this person?"

"Yellow skinned skewers from Yangming Street."

"Last month, he stole a golden and bronze fairy statue from Jingu Daguan, and said he sold it to you."

"No such thing."

"..." Lu Xingzhou turned his head and said to Yan Ruyu, "Call the brother on duty and ask the brother on duty to bring Huang Pizi to confront him. By the way, consult the Inter-boundary Court, how much is the fine for illegally raising transgressive monsters."

Ren Buren suddenly exploded: "The surname is Lu! You won't give brother face today, will you?"

"Is this a matter of face?"

"Otherwise what's the matter?"

"It was you who sold the stolen goods for the thief! Do you think it's over if you don't admit it? Ren Buren, fortunately, the yellow leather bag was bumped into my hand. If you want to replace it with someone else, believe it or not, you are already in the interrogation room now?"

"Why should I be interrogated?" Ren Buren slapped the table and yelled, "If you dare to infringe on my taxpayer's legal rights, I will sue you!"

"You vote for a petty lawsuit!" Lu Xingzhou said angrily, "Return to the taxpayer... Are you qualified to pay taxes? Don't hold back any more, take it out!"

"No, no, no, even if you turn my place upside down, you won't find a piece of a dog than a fairy! I am a law-abiding citizen. Although my income is not high, I have been working hard to meet the tax threshold! Yes, I am a vagrant, cheating, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling... But I have justice in my heart, the unwavering rule of law under my feet, and the great revival of human civilization on my shoulders..."

Lu Xingzhou flipped the table over.

"Under the bed." Ren Buren said briefly.

Lu Xingzhou glanced at him, walked to the messy bed in the corner, turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, and looked inside. He was shocked by the chaos under the bed—hundreds of junk items of unknown origin were piled up in a mess , covering all the space under the bed.

"Where did you get all this rubbish?"

"What do you know? These are all treasures!"

"Then please find the fairy statue from among these treasures."

"Tsk tsk tsk, really not enough brothers..." Ren Buren muttered reluctantly, walked over and burrowed under the bed with difficulty, only one head got in, and his strong body couldn't get in, so he burrowed in hard , suddenly his limbs twitched crazily, "Jijiujiu...help, I'm stuck!"

"You trash!" Lu Xingzhou pulled him out angrily, "Still not losing weight?"

"I gained fat by my ability, why should I lose it?" Ren Buren sat on the ground panting for a long time, and regained his energy, "I tell you, fat is a gift from years of life, it is a man's armor to resist harm, it is A dam to stop the torrent. Only fat can be called life, and no fat can only be counted as alive. Forget it, you ordinary people will not understand this kind of profound Buddhism.”

Ren Buren got under the bed again, and this time he probably made enough preparations, so he didn't get stuck again.

It just took a little longer.

It was so long that Lu Xingzhou had already finished smoking a cigarette while sitting on the edge of the bed.

It took so long for Yan Ruyu to paint ten nails, and even forcibly pinched the Tibetan fox's paw, trying to paint him with bright red Kodan.The Tibetan fox has a look of lovelessness.

Ren Buren crawled out from under the bed.

"Found it?" Lu Xingzhou cheered up.

Ren Buren collapsed on the ground panting heavily, muttering: "I said it was confiscated..."

Lu Xingzhou took a deep breath.

"I remembered, it should be here!" Ren Buren jumped up quickly, and strode to the closet with a big stride, "The ones under the bed are nothing unusual, the real good things are here, hehehe."

Lu Xingzhou didn't smile, but looked at him expressionlessly.

Ren Buren opened the big wardrobe with a smirk, and countless junk and underpants sprayed out together.

"Fuck!"

Lu Xingzhou grabbed the bra on top of his head, and finally swept the floor gracefully, roaring: "You fucking steal women's underwear???"

"Can you think of me?" Ren Buren snatched it away and stuffed it into the closet, "This is what was left behind by the woman who lost her foot last time..."

"This explanation is even worse!!!"

"Quiet!" Ren Buren grabbed something and stuffed it into Lu Xingzhou's mouth.

Lu Xingzhou spat it out angrily, and found that it was a large glass bead that was crudely made: "What the hell?"

"Longyan! The sacred object of the demon village! 800 million years of history! I have never seen it before! Have you seen this?" Ren Buren picked up a bottle of strangely colored liquid and shook it, "The magic medicine of the Sixth Heaven City, Human flesh and bones of the living dead, thank you for destroying the Sixth Heaven City, now this medicine is out of print, and there are 800 million one milliliter on the black market."

"All potions are a lie, I advise you to trust the science."

"Cut, I don't know the goods, look at this again, the good things from the Underworld..." Ren Buren picked up a pillar about 20 centimeters, his head was thick and pouted, and the blue veins protruding beside him were lifelike.

Lu Xingzhou slapped him and slapped him away: "I fucking know this! Shameless!"

"Do you need such a violent reaction? Are you a virgin?"

"Stop talking nonsense, quickly find the fairy statue, it's already dawn, you can go back to sleep, and I have to go back to clock in and go to work!"

"Who told you not to sleep and come to block me? Hey, I found it." Ren Buren found the fairy statue from the garbage piled up like a dangerous building, and carefully pulled it out.

With a shake of his hand, another pile of things collapsed.

Lu Xingzhou didn't even have the strength to yell at him, he kicked away the thing that rolled to his feet irritably, his face suddenly changed.

Ren Buren held the fairy portrait and looked at Lu Xingzhou, his expression became uneasy.

The thing rolled to the side of the sofa, and the Tibetan fox jumped up to grab it, but Yan Ruyu picked it up first.

It was a snow-white bowl, surrounded by silver, inlaid with dozens of precious stones, and the walls of the bowl were carved with intricate patterns, exquisite and mysterious.

The Tibetan fox jumped anxiously to snatch it.

Yan Ruyu pressed the Tibetan fox with one hand, rubbed the other hand on the side of the bowl carved with complicated patterns a few times, and said in amazement: "Human skull..."

"Beast head!"

"Old Ren, there is nothing wrong with making money," Lu Xingzhou's voice became serious, "But don't go overboard!"

Ren Buren: "It's not a human skull. Lu Xingzhou, you have cultivated all your abilities on a dog. You can't tell the difference between a beast head and a human head. Don't blame me."

"Ka Ka Ka!" The Tibetan fox reached out impatiently to grab the skull bowl, with a fierce look in his eyes.

Yan Ruyu reached out and handed the bowl to Lu Xingzhou.

Lu Xingzhou took it, put it under his nose and sniffed it, a strange color flashed in his eyes, he raised his eyes, looked at Ren Buren for a moment, then slowly moved away, and landed on Tibetan Fox.

Yan Ruyu breathed out: "Is there a problem?"

Lu Xingzhou shook his head: "It's really a beast bone."

"Let me just say, this little Panxi is not sensible..." Ren Buren breathed a sigh of relief.

"However," Lu Xingzhou changed the subject, "This is a rhinoceros bone. Our country prohibits the trade of all rhinoceros products. Where did you get this bowl?"

"I bought it abroad! Southside, the number one auction house in the world!"

"Let me see the proof materials."

"You!" Ren Buren choked without coming out, his eyes widened and he glared at Lu Xingzhou.

Lu Xingzhou took out the evidence bag, put the skull bowl into it, and patted Ren Buren on the shoulder: "Come with us."

It’s dawn outside, Jinxiu Old Alley has woken up, the woman is wearing pajamas, with disheveled hair, scolding her husband loudly while cooking by the window, the child who is late for school rushes out of the house biting crispy sesame seeds, the schoolbag is not pulled properly, and the stationery is jingling When jumping outside.

The noise of every household is infinitely amplified by the old pipes, and mixed with the smell of fried beef pot stickers downstairs, there is a special sense of comfort.

"I said, it's not too much to go after an early breakfast, right?" Ren Buren stared at the breakfast shop by the roadside, his bowel rumbling was louder than the noise.

Lu Xingzhou sternly said, "You don't seem to have enough knowledge of your own identity."

"Everyone has to eat! People are iron, and food is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. Life is alive, eat and drink. Only when you are full can you make a revolution..."

"Go and buy them two steamed buns." Lu Xingzhou said to Yan Ruyu.

"Meat! Meat! Meat!!! Our Erzang is carnivorous!"

I didn't expect this bastard to be kind to pets.

Yan Ruyu got out of the car and went around, and came back with four boxes of chicken soup dumplings, Ren Buren was very satisfied.

The Tibetan fox stretched out its paws to touch a soup dumpling, stuffed it into its mouth, "Puff..." The splashed soup sprayed Ren Buren all over his face.

Ren Buren kicked over and growled: "Go to your mother's bastard and stay away from me!"

What a fart, Lu Xingzhou withdrew his emotion.

It was the morning rush hour for work, and the old city was as congested as a can. Lu Xingzhou leaned on the back of his chair and closed his eyes to rest his mind. Half an hour later, he couldn't take it anymore, and said to the driver, "Take a detour on Xinsheng North Road. At this time, only there It won’t be blocked anymore, although it’s a bit of a detour, it’s better than being blocked here.”

"Yes."

The car turned off the main road at the next intersection and drove out of the city. Sure enough, as Lu Xingzhou said, there was never a traffic jam on Xinsheng North Road.

The road began to clear, the crowds gradually thinned out, and the morning light shone down from the thick clouds and fell on a dense building surrounded by high-voltage power grids not far away.

The Tibetan fox lay on the car window and looked out: "Is that a holy relic?"

"That's a prison." Lu Xingzhou pinched his neck and said coolly, "When you interrogate later, if you behave badly, there will be a holy place for you to spend your old age."

"Ah, the door is open..."

Lu Xingzhou followed his gaze, and saw the heavy prison door slowly opened a crack, two prison guards in uniform came out, followed by a man, carrying a ripped nylon bag in his hand.

Lu Xingzhou understood clairvoyance without a teacher. From such a distance, he could clearly see that man was tall, thin, handsome, and his short hair was clearly visible in the morning light.

A large group of people rushed up outside the prison gate, and the shutter of the camera clicked.

"Big brother!"

"Mr. Shi Yinyu..."

"Sixth Heaven City..."

"The leader..."

"This is Baiye TV Station..."

The man was surrounded by groups, greeted everyone with a smile, raised his eyes inadvertently, and looked at the commercial vehicles passing by on the road.

Lu Xingzhou looked away and looked forward expressionlessly.

The car sped past, and the sparsely populated Xinsheng North Road became deserted again. Under the gray sky above the dense prison, a vigorous goshawk glided past.