He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

That wine almost killed Lu Xingzhou.

It took him three days to finally wake up. He opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling blankly. The room was very dark, and he didn't know what time it was.

"Are you awake?" Shi Yinyu was sitting on the edge of the bed playing with his mobile phone. He felt movement, turned his head, saw Lu Xingzhou's unfocused eyes, and shook his hand in front of his eyes.

Lu Xingzhou moved his eyes, turned his head, moved his lips, and said silently: "Water..."

Shi Yinyu took the water glass, took a sip himself, put it into his mouth, and asked with a smile, "Can you make a sound?"

Lu Xingzhou shook his head, and said with his lips: "I can't."

Shi Yinyu was stunned, the smile on his face remained unchanged, but a terrifying pressure suddenly emanated from his body, and the water glass in his hand shattered with a crack.

He suddenly came back to his senses, and quickly threw the water glass into the trash can, so fast that not a drop of water spilled out, he gently touched Lu Xingzhou's cheek, and said softly: "Don't be afraid, it won't be that easy to lose your voice, maybe Just a little dumb for a while."

"From now on," Lu Xingzhou said silently, "I won't be able to make the bed calls you like."

"..." Shi Yinyu remained expressionless.

Lu Xingzhou looked at him innocently.

Shi Yinyu said slowly: "So you also know that I like to hear your screams, so you still don't scream!"

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

Shi Yinyu put his hand into the quilt and flicked it trickily, Lu Xingzhou suddenly trembled, and pushed him away with a smile: "Don't touch me, it's useless to come again!"

"Tell you to lie to me!" Shi Yinyu turned over and pressed against him, with both hands buried in the quilt, tickling him.

Lu Xingzhou laughed tremblingly.

The two quarreled for a while, Shi Yinyu lay down, lay side by side with Lu Xingzhou on the bed, and murmured, "You scared me to death."

"Afraid of being squeezed dry by me?"

"I'm afraid you'll be fucked to death!" Shi Yinyu said fearfully, "You don't know how fierce you are when you're in heat, and you'll be ready in a while, if you don't give me, you'll whip me."

"..."

"I'm thinking about you, so I don't dare to be too harsh." Shi Yinyu's attitude towards sex life suddenly became extremely upright and conservative, "And your voice is so loud, I'm also afraid of hurting my neighbors." It has a bad effect physically and mentally... As a result, you climbed up directly, moved by yourself, and tied my hands with a whip..."

"Fuck you!" Lu Xingzhou was sure that this guy was talking nonsense.

This little monster is really going to be in trouble once it turns over. Taking advantage of his brain being broken, he tried his best to slander himself!

Yes, slander!

How could someone as reserved as himself do such a thing?

"You still don't admit it? Show you the evidence!" Shi Yinyu sat up, turned his back to him, and took off his shirt.

Lu Xingzhou suddenly lost his voice.

I saw that Shi Yinyu was covered with bloodstains and tooth marks from his shoulders to his back. There is a 99.99% possibility that he scratched and bit him when he was excited.

Isn't there still a 0.01% possibility?

Lu Xingzhou was silent for a moment, and asked expectantly, "Where did you get this?"

"Tell me, what the hell did I do to be able to do this?" Shi Yinyu was furious.

Lu Xingzhou also felt that his question was very unconscionable, so he said awkwardly, "Fuck me."

"..." Shi Yinyu choked for a moment, and said in a nasty voice: "The answer is correct! You are really a genius answering questions!"

"Thank you for the compliment."

Shi Yinyu turned back, looked at him viciously, laughed again, lay down again, hugged his body, and asked with a smile: "Are you a real snake?"

Lu Xingzhou rolled his eyelids: "What? Are you going to take antivenom?"

"Then why are you still in love?"

"I've been tricked!" Lu Xingzhou felt aggrieved, "If you drink it, you'll send it!"

Shi Yinyu rubbed his chin: "I made an appointment with a doctor to give you a checkup. If you are fine, you can drink this wine often."

"...Are you really treating me like a demon pet?"

"How?" Shi Yinyu kissed his forehead, "I'm just kidding, if you don't like it, I'll go back to that restaurant and smash his wine cellar, so that what the hell 'estrus' completely disappears in this place World."

Lu Xingzhou laughed, but there was a hint of worry in his heart: It is impossible for his race to have a estrus period, even if he drank that wine, so what happened to these three days?

This kind of estrus also happened once many years ago. At that time, he suppressed it with luck. This time, Shi Yinyu was by his side, so he didn't have the idea of ​​self-suppression, but judging from the aggressiveness of this time, it really It may not be able to suppress it.

Could it be that he really turned into a snake?

Shi Yinyu asked softly: "What are you thinking?"

"It's nothing." Lu Xingzhou shook his head numbly. He was actually thinking: What kind of snake repair?Oviparous or viviparous?Male snakes of this species should not lay eggs, right?

Shi Yinyu looked at him suspiciously: "Xingzhou?"

Lu Xingzhou came back to his senses, thinking of the question that floated out of his mind just now, he wanted to slap himself: What is the blind chicken thinking?How could a male snake lay eggs! ! !

"What time is it?"

Shi Yinyu said: "You have been wandering for three days, and it is five o'clock in the afternoon."

He got out of bed, opened the curtains, and the rays of the setting sun came in from the window, dyeing the whole room golden. Looking out of the window, there were row upon row of tall buildings, all covered with the afterglow of the setting sun, the sky was half blue and half colorful, and it was too beautiful to behold.

The door was knocked suddenly, and a majestic voice sounded outside the door: "Brother, I am Wang Dahu, are you in this room?"

"Yes, wait a minute." Shi Yinyu responded, and did not rush to open the door, but went to the window and put Lu Xingzhou on his pajamas.

Lu Xingzhou was puzzled: "Wang Dahu? That little brother of yours, Huzi? Why is he here?"

Shi Yinyu explained: "He was originally a tiger demon. After he was released from prison, he went back to the demon world to beg for a living and became a doctor. I didn't plan to contact him. Isn't it because you are in heat? ..."

"You need to find a doctor for this kind of thing???" Lu Xingzhou was angry.

"Why didn't you look for it? You scared me to death, you know?"

Lu Xingzhou refused to cooperate: "Have a meal with him, just catch up on the old days, and also give me a physical examination, that's not good, can I see people with my current body?"

"Why can't I meet people? It's so beautiful!"

"Bullshit!" Lu Xingzhou thought to himself that my body is of course pretty, but being pinched and bitten by you and leaving marks all over my body ruined the beauty of my body.

Shi Yinyu fastened the buttons of his pajamas for him, and touched his waist: "Don't be shy, do you think I'm willing to let others see your body? It's not impossible!"

He walked over to open the door, and there stood a strong man in a white coat, a pair of elegant black-rimmed glasses, a flowing golden hair, a "king" character on his forehead, and a very bulky medicine bag on the back of other doctors. The box looks particularly small on him.

"Big brother!" Wang Dahu shouted excitedly, stood outside the door, knelt on one knee and saluted.

Shi Yinyu quickly pulled him up: "Don't be too polite."

"Yes."

"come in."

Wang Dahu strode into the room, and when he saw Lu Xingzhou lying on the bed, he rushed over and knelt in front of the window, his hoarse voice was full of enthusiasm: "Sister-in-law! You want to kill me!"

"Get up and talk." Lu Xingzhou smiled, "Don't just kneel."

Shi Yinyu poured a glass of water to Wang Dahu, and said flatly, "Your sister-in-law believes in the equality of all things, and doesn't like to see people bow down."

"Yes, yes, yes," Wang Dahu took the water glass with both hands respectfully, dragged a chair over and sat by the bed, and said with a smile, "I've been in the demon world for too long, and I've developed bad habits here. Sister-in-law feels How about it?"

Lu Xingzhou: "I'm fine, don't need to look."

"You'd better give him a closer look," Shi Yinyu said, "That wine is quite weird, I'm afraid it will hurt your body."

"Yes." Wang Dahu opened the medicine box and took out a pink silk scarf.

Lu Xingzhou looked at him in confusion, with his pink silk scarf, and the bright crystal nails on his hand holding the silk scarf.

Wang Dahu graciously placed the silk scarf on Lu Xingzhou's wrist, raised his orchid finger, and felt his pulse through the silk scarf. The crystal nails reflected the setting sun, blingbling...

Lu Xingzhou looked at Shi Yinyu, with a calm expression and intense eyes, filled with crazy questions: How the hell do I remember that he used to be a King Kong?

Shi Yinyu's eyes flickered: He is still a King Kong now.

Lu Xingzhou: But he is also a Barbie!

Shi Yinyu looked far away: Let them handle the children's affairs...

"Sister-in-law's body..." Wang Dahu put away the silk scarf, "It's still empty, the body seems to have been hollowed out, and the place should be swollen."

"..." Nonsense, I have been working for three days and three nights without stopping, what kind of iron teeth and copper teeth can not swell?

Wang Dahu said again: "Brother is so fierce."

"..." Lu Xingzhou couldn't help wondering whether this little brother could make ends meet in the demon world.

Wang Dahu: "I have a recipe here, follow it to grab and eat."

Shi Yinyu took his prescription and remained silent.

Lu Xingzhou took it and took a look: jujube, longan, brown sugar, angelica, ginger, motherwort...

"Tiger," Lu Xingzhou said slowly and earnestly, "If I'm not wrong, your prescription is for irregular menstruation."