He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

"Ding dong..." The calling machine next to it rang, "Please invite guest 521 to sit down and have dinner..."

Shi Yinyu stood up, grabbed the leaflet from his face, laughed loudly, took Lu Xingzhou's hand, and walked into the restaurant.

This restaurant has good reviews on the Internet, and they all say that the food is good, the environment is good, and the atmosphere is good.

Under the leadership of the waiter, the two walked into a private room, passed by the lobby of the restaurant, and found that the environment was indeed very special, with blurred lights, blood-stimulating oil paintings hanging on the wall, and the music was also very sexy.

The important thing is that the distance between the deck and the deck is very far, it feels like doing something quietly, and no one else can notice.

Of course, they ordered a private room.

After being seated, Shi Yinyu handed the menu to Lu Xingzhou: "Order whatever you want, don't worry about money."

"So generous?" Lu Xingzhou smiled and opened the menu, "Did you find the money?"

"Little Wood gave me a lot before I came out."

"..." Lu Xingzhou looked up at him, and scolded: "You have no shame? How much money does he earn a month? Are you willing to take the hard-earned money saved between your teeth?"

"Tsk," Shi Yinyu said with a playful smile, "She is a sister-in-law after all, she has a style!"

"Go back and return the money to him!" Lu Xingzhou gave him a sidelong glance, then lowered his head and continued to look at the menu, muttering, "What big brother, it's really bad luck for eight lifetimes to hang out with you."

Only then did Shi Yinyu tell the truth: "Just kidding, I didn't take his money."

"That's about the same." Lu Xingzhou laughed.

Shi Yinyu moved his seat and sat next to Lu Xingzhou, pretending to look at the menu together, but actually put his arms around his waist and bit his ear, and said in a low voice: "You love Yan Ruyu, and you love Xiaomu, even That dead rabbit, Ah Rabbit, hurts, why doesn't it hurt me?"

His voice was low and soft, and while speaking, he exhaled hot air, which rushed into Lu Xingzhou's ear holes, making half of his body slightly hot, and unconsciously changed his sitting position, and whispered, "Why do you still want me to love you?"

"Be proactive."

"Fuck you, uncle, go back."

"Hmph." Shi Yinyu pecked him on the face, and reluctantly returned to his seat.

The waiter happened to pass by, and Lu Xingzhou handed her the menu he had ordered.The waiter looked it over and asked with a smile: "Don't the two gentlemen order drinks? Our store's self-brewed 'Wujueqi' is a signature."

Lu Xingzhou: "We don't drink alcohol."

"Order," Shi Yinyu said, "I won't drink it, you can drink some."

"What's the point of drinking alone?"

"I'll drink water with you."

The commission for this drink is probably quite a lot, and the waiter enthusiastically sold it: "There are very few customers who come to our store who don't order 'Infinity', for beauty, health, and a little bit..." She lowered her voice, Blinking eyes, "It's a fun function."

Shi Yinyu patted the table: "One bottle... no, ten bottles!"

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

"Ten bottles?" The waiter happily confirmed.

"No, no, no," Lu Xingzhou hurriedly stopped her, "Not even a bottle."

Shi Yinyu and the waiter showed utter disappointment together.

Lu Xingzhou changed his words: "Have a bottle."

"Okay." The waiter calculated the menu, "Your dishes and drinks are worth 540 billion yuan. Cash or credit card?"

When Shi Yinyu heard this, his hair stood on end: "540 billion...billion???"

"It's only 180 in Ruanmei coins, don't be afraid." Lu Xingzhou handed the credit card to the waiter and asked her to use it to swipe it.

Shi Yinyu frowned: "How did the exchange rate of the demon currency become 1000 to [-] million? Wasn't it only more than [-] nine years ago?"

Lu Xingzhou: "The demon world has experienced hyperinflation in the past few years, and the exchange rate has collapsed a bit."

"It's too tragic to collapse into [-] million."

"Isn't it a good thing for the judge to do? I hate the demon world for hurting the emperor Yin. I have fought a full 700 years of economic warfare and defeated the demon coins." Lu Xingzhou said, shaking his head, "No matter how you fight, those who suffer will die." It's the people."

Shi Yinyu sneered: "As for the temple controlled by the aristocratic family in the demon world, even if the judge doesn't do anything, the common people will not have a good life."

A bright light flashed through the window next to the booth, and the two looked up, and saw the monster king's speech playing on the huge LED "canopy" above the street outside the window, highly praised the hardworking and brave demon people, and repeatedly emphasized that the demon world is currently We are at a juncture in history, with a stable economy, equality between men and women, and strong public security. We call on everyone to not forget our original aspirations, forge ahead, and reproduce the great prosperity of Wan Yao!

Under the "canopy", several scantily clad street witches are trying their best to attract customers by making poses under the LED lights.

"Sir, you are ready to fry the demon rabbit legs and baked spider essence with butter." A waiter opened the door and came over with a plate.

Lu Xingzhou: "We don't have any monster rabbit legs or spider spirits."

"Huh?" The waiter glanced at the menu and quickly smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, the delivery was wrong, I'm sorry to bother you."

Shi Yinyu touched his chin: "Why, can you still eat fine food in your shop?"

Waiter: "As long as you can afford it, we will even make you a god."

"Is it that great?"

"It's a braggart, of course it's a big blow."

Shi Yinyu felt that the waiter's words were interesting, and pointed to the butter-baked spider essence on the table: "It has such a strong evil spirit, it must be 500 years old, how did you catch it?"

"Sprinkle a handful of the Yaoqi essence wholesaled in the vegetable market. It's 500 years old. How many years do you want to eat?"

"...No, thank you."

The waiter took away the wrong dish.

Shi Yinyu smiled and said: "Interesting, we were so arrogant in Sixth Heaven City back then, we never ate a monster that became a spirit."

Lu Xingzhou: "Do you want to try it?"

"Forget it, a living creature with a cultivation base, I only need to eat one of you."

"Bullshit!"

Lu Xingzhou's order was brought up later. The half-baked lamb leg was tender and juicy, with a lingering bloody smell, which was the type that monsters liked.

Shi Yinyu really liked it.

While peeling the crab legs, Lu Xingzhou looked at him devouring the crab legs, the corners of his lips could not help but rise, feeding the person he likes is really a great joy in life.

Shi Yinyu swallowed a big mouthful of mutton, picked up the water glass, and raised a glass to him: "Cheers to today's happiness."

"Cheers." Lu Xingzhou picked up the wine glass and clinked it with him, and drank it down.

This self-brewed wine called "Wujueqi" was really mellow. Lu Xingzhou felt the mellow aroma of the wine from his tongue to his throat, and he couldn't help but drink another glass.

"Delicious?"

"You have a taste." Lu Xingzhou handed the wine glass to Shi Yinyu.

Shi Yinyu took the wine glass, but did not bring it to his mouth, but moved to his side, put his arms around his waist, and held the wine glass to his lips.

Lu Xingzhou chuckled, opened his mouth, and drank the fine wine he fed.

"I'll taste the wine." Shi Yinyu said, lowered his head, and kissed his slightly wet lips.

Unknown music is played in the restaurant, and the demon-style ballads known for their sexiness and psychedelia are both provocative and rhythmic.

It complements the groans from the private room next door, and it feels like stepping on the drumbeat every time.

After the kiss was over, Shi Yinyu whispered: "Battle with the neighbor?"

"Battle what?" Lu Xingzhou leaned lazily in his arms, and said in a hoarse voice, "Who is the veritable whore? You...take it out."

Shi Yinyu laughed: "If I really take it out, you will regret it again."

"Fuck you!"

The light was blurred, Shi Yinyu looked down at the person in his arms, and saw that his cheeks were flushed, his eyes were watery, his lips were slightly parted, as if he felt hot, and a thin layer of sweat oozes from the tip of his nose.

"Xingzhou, you look so good now." Shi Yinyu murmured, bowed his head and kissed her again.

The two kissed intermittently, kissing for a while and chatting for a while, Lu Xingzhou felt more and more hot, and there seemed to be an indescribable sense of emptiness in his body.Estrus

He gritted his teeth and said, "This wine is not just for fun..."

"Huh?" Shi Yinyu felt that Lu Xingzhou was exuding a terrifying and seductive aura, when he heard his voice, he was taken aback, "Are you uncomfortable?"

"Damn it..." Lu Xingzhou grabbed the wine bottle on the table to read the recipe, and muttered, "Did it have an aphrodisiac in it?"

He tugged down his neckline irritably, trying to breathe more smoothly, and thought a little depressed: Why is it like being in heat...

and many more.

Lu Xingzhou suddenly remembered the culprit who reunited with Shi Yinyu back then, and fell silent.

Shi Yinyu noticed that the person in his arms suddenly became stiff, and the charming aura of you and me was swept away just now, and he couldn't help being surprised: "What's wrong?"

"No...it's nothing." Lu Xingzhou's hands were shaking so badly that he finally grabbed the wine bottle and lifted it over to have a look. Damn it, this isn't an "endless period" at all, it's called a "rut period"! ! !

Stupid waiter, fucking wrong again!

Lu Xingzhou broke free from Shi Yinyu's arms, forced himself to rush out of the private room, the bone whip ignited by the Luojia fire slid into his palm.

"Row the boat, row the boat!" Shi Yinyu was taken aback by him, why did he suddenly enter a war stance?

Lu Xingzhou was about to smash the shop with the bone whip in hand.

Shi Yinyu hugged him from behind, and laughed repeatedly: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, what's wrong?"

"I'm going to smash this store!!!"

Shi Yinyu saw that this man seemed to be insane from alcohol, he quickly held him down and hugged him into his arms, and kissed him with a smile: "This alcohol is so strong? I remember you have a good drinker."

Lu Xingzhou broke away from him, rushed to the front desk with the bottle in hand, and slapped the table: "The wrong wine was served!"

The little girl at the front desk was taken aback by him. Based on her many years of work experience, she firmly realized that this person was not easy to mess with, and hurriedly called for the manager.

When the manager saw Lu Xingzhou's flushed face, his heart skipped a beat. He quickly flipped through their menu and found that the wrong wine was served. The last period has become a 'estrous period', you... I will accompany you, please bear with me..."

Only then did Shi Yinyu understand what was going on, and his face darkened: "The wrong wine was served? Heh, what if it's an aphrodisiac, how can you take care of it? Can you take care of it?"

"Sir, you are joking, we are a regular hotel, where can we get the aphrodisiac?"

Shi Yinyu hugged Lu Xingzhou tightly, touched his neck and comforted him softly, then turned to the manager and said coldly: "You dare to eat monsters that have become fine, and you still call yourself a regular hotel?"

The manager said displeasedly, "So what?"

Shi Yinyu glanced at him, knowing that the manager wanted to blame the shop boss for the wrong wine, and said in a deep voice, "You don't want to compensate?"

"Hehe," the manager smiled, "We served the wrong wine, but to tell you the truth, the price of 'Infinity' is much cheaper than that of 'Oestrus', and we haven't asked you to make up the difference yet." .”

Lu Xingzhou bit Shi Yinyu's neck impatiently, and a painful voice came out of his throat: "You let me go, it's uncomfortable..."

Shi Yinyu had never seen him like this before, and he didn't know what the "uncomfortable" he said was. He couldn't help frowning, impatient to listen to the manager's nonsense, so he stretched out his hand and grabbed the manager's arm neck, and lifted him out of the front desk.

"What are you doing?" The manager yelled, "You two foreigners, do you want to make trouble here?"

"No way?" Shi Yinyu sneered, a majestic magic pressure was released from his body, and the half of the face facing the manager instantly turned into a demonic appearance.

The horrible devil face made the manager and the girl at the front desk scream together.

Shi Yinyu was too lazy to tangle with them, grabbed the manager's neck, used him as a weapon, smashed the entire front desk to pieces, then moved his palm, directly squeezed out the prototype of the manager, and threw it into a mess In the ruins, he turned around and left with Lu Xingzhou in his arms.