He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

"You can't do it if you say no? I want to give a gift to my beloved wife. Can you intervene?" Shi Yinyu said, picking up the little panda with the other hand, "I think you have a good coat, just a good size It’s a bit small, so I can’t make a waistcoat, let’s make two pairs of gloves, it’s just that Baiye City is very cold in winter, so give it to my beloved wife.”

The little panda gasped and shouted: "Killing a bear is against the law!!!!!!"

Shi Yinyu didn't peel the red fox to make a scarf, nor did he use the red panda to make gloves, but carried one in each hand to the police booth at the station.

It was dinner time, and the two police officers on duty were gnawing on the pig's trotters. The pig's trotters were stewed so soft and delicious. Lu Xingzhou stood outside the window of the police booth and was immediately hungry.

Officer: "What's the matter?"

"There are two thieves here." Shi Yinyu put the two little beasts on the window.

Lu Xingzhou also put over a dozen mobile phones and wallets.

The police officer was taken aback: "Are you two full?"

"???"

"At this time, don't you think about getting something to eat, and catching thieves at the sports car station?" The police officer looked puzzled, "Can you catch so many thieves?"

"Catching one is one," Lu Xingzhou said. "Since they bump into each other, we can't let them go. Dealing with these two will also have a deterrent effect on other thieves."

"Oh." The police officer pointed behind him, "Let's put it there, we brothers will be handing over soon, and we will take it back to the office for processing."

Shi Yinyu put the red fox and the little panda into the police booth, watched the police officer handcuff them up, turned and left together with Lu Xingzhou.

The setting sun elongated the shadows of the two and cast them on the concrete floor. One of them stretched out his hand, and the other naturally put his hand in his palm, and the two interlocked their fingers.

"Why do I feel that the police officer doesn't seem to care too much?" Shi Yinyu looked back dissatisfied, feeling that the smell of stewed pig's trotters had not dissipated here.

"Your feeling is right." Lu Xingzhou sneered, "If they didn't dereliction of duty, how could there be so many thieves at this station?"

"We all sent the thief to his door, and it would be too much if we didn't care about it."

"Do those two little bastards look oily?"

Shi Yinyu recalled it for a while, and felt that one was thinner and thinner than the other. He threw it into the oil pan and fried it three times, and he probably couldn't squeeze out a drop of oil.

Lu Xingzhou: "It is estimated that if we go forward, they will let go. Forget it, the demon world is really hopeless."

Zhuoyu City is a big city with a well-developed tourism industry. Although the station is dirty and messy, once you get to the center of the city, you can feel the atmosphere of prosperity.

The two stood like two village guns, standing under the bright neon lights of the hotel, counted the nine stars on the sign, and opened their mouths together: "Wow~~~"

The glass door of the hotel opened slowly, and the doormen on both sides bent over in unison, and a short, fat man with a big arm and a round waist, surrounded by a group of nine-headed beauties, swaggered out of the door.

Outside the door, a fleet of luxury cars parked silently in front of the hotel. The driver in white gloves got out of the car, trotted to the other side, opened the door, and bent over.

Humpty Humpty got into the car.

Nine-headed beauties consciously sat in the cars behind.

A few minutes later, the luxury motorcade sped away.

Lu Xingzhou, who was standing outside the door with his dusty luggage on his back, couldn't help but whistled, and said to Shi Yinyu, "Your leader, you didn't enjoy this ostentation in Sixth Heaven City, did you?"

"This kind of pure material enjoyment is low-level, vulgar, and decadent," Shi Yinyu said seriously. "For people like you and me who have received advanced ideological education, we should abandon the pursuit of this kind of enjoyment."

Lu Xingzhou smiled: "If you abandon this one, which one should you pursue?"

Shi Yinyu's eyes sparkled: "Of course it's the union of soul and flesh."

"..."

"Comrade," Shi Yinyu held Lu Xingzhou's hand energetically, and said with a straight face, "Let's check in as soon as possible, and explore the depth of life in the perfect combination of spirit and flesh."

Lu Xingzhou looked at him expressionlessly: the depth of life?What you explored is obviously the depth of Lao Tzu?

"Let's go." Shi Yinyu pulled Lu Xingzhou up the steps.

Lu Xingzhou grabbed him: "Where are you going?"

"Stay in the hotel." Shi Yinyu pointed to the brightly lit hotel lobby behind the glass door.

"Do you know how much this hotel costs per night?"

"The unit has a negotiated price, and it's a 30% discount." Shi Yinyu said, and found the hotel application and related documents issued by the unit in advance from his backpack, opened it and handed it to Lu Xingzhou, "Look, St. Guide Yaoming Jieji Hotel... [-] meters on the left...the small door goes up to the fourth floor...Zangluansha Hotel."

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

Zangluansha Hotel is actually not bad. Although it is not as luxurious as the nine-star hotel next to it, it is more cost-effective. It only costs 300 yuan a night when converted into soft sister coins. You will get two breakfasts, mineral water, instant noodles, and as if you stay. A cockroach that has been cultivated into a human form.

"...Brother," Lu Xingzhou stared at the big cockroach on the carpet, "Look at your skeleton, you are a rare talent in cultivation. How many years have you been a genius?"

"Crack!" Shi Yinyu slipped his shoes up.

The cockroach's many years of Taoism disappeared, and the fragrance disappeared and the jade died.

Lu Xingzhou recited a rebirth mantra in a serious manner, which was worse than Yan Ruyu's.

"Although the temples in the demon world are not good, there is still plenty of aura," Lu Xingzhou lay comfortably on the big bed, watching Shi Yinyu throw the cockroach corpse into the trash can, and said with a smile, "Even the cockroaches are so big."

He said with a smile, and asked casually, "Do you feel more comfortable here?"

"Huh?" Shi Yinyu's fingers froze invisibly.

"Your feeling," Lu Xingzhou said, "You are a monster, living with me, a demon-subduing master, it is impossible not to be affected by the power of subduing demons. Actually, it is quite uncomfortable, right?"

"No." Shi Yinyu came over after washing his hands, raised his legs and stepped onto the bed, put his hands on Lu Xingzhou's side, and looked down at him, "I will feel uncomfortable if I don't live with you."

Lu Xingzhou raised his hand and gently touched his cheek: "Don't hide it from me, I know, you are a monster after all."

"Nothing," Shi Yinyu said with a smile, "Low-level monsters may be affected a little bit, but what level am I, can I still be affected by this? Besides, do you really think you are full of domineering power?"

"Tsk..."

"Don't think nonsense, just get entangled in trivial things, your power to subdue demons doesn't affect me as much as the smog."

Lu Xingzhou still wanted to speak, but Shi Yinyu pressed his lips, raised one corner of his lips, and said with an evil smile: "From what my husband knows about you, there is only one reason why you always think wildly."

"..."

Lu Xingzhou had the foresight to think that this must not be a good word, and when he was about to speak, he was kissed by Shi Yinyu.

In the gap between the lingering kisses, he heard the little monster muttering vaguely: "Fuck you."

"Fuck you... ummmm..."

The monster's desire is too strong, Shi Yinyu sat on the train for more than 30 hours, and the jet lag was not reversed, so he pressed the landing boat to refresh himself, and then carried him to take a bath.

Shi Yinyu has an incomprehensible obsession with helping Lu Xingzhou take a bath. It is obvious that Lu Xingzhou is in good health—although his legs are quite soft after drying—but it is not to the point where he cannot move. At least he can take a bath by himself. washed.

But Shi Yinyu didn't agree, he insisted on carrying the naked Lu Xingzhou into the bathroom, washing him bit by bit, and then putting on his clothes.

Lu Xingzhou remained at his mercy with a sullen face, thinking that this habit might have something to do with not buying him a doll when he was raising this kid.

After taking a shower, both of them were extremely hungry. It was only after nine o'clock, and the world-famous nightlife in the demon world hadn't officially started, so they got dressed and went out to eat.

As soon as he came out of the small building where the Zangluansha Hotel was located, he saw two people flirting on the wall in the alley, and the sound made Shi Yinyu immediately want to carry Lu Xingzhou back to the room and come again.

Walking out of the alley, Shi Yinyu asked, "Is that a sex worker? The voice is too professional."

"Are you reacting?" Lu Xingzhou smirked, and glanced between his legs under the neon lights on the side of the road. The lights were too dark to see, and he even reached out to touch it.

"If I reacted, you would be lying on the wall by now." Shi Yinyu grabbed his finger, held it in the palm of his hand, and said angrily, "Don't flirt with me, be careful that my husband does as the Romans do, he will do you in the street."

"Damn, is it so exciting?"

"Don't believe me? I really want to punish you!"

Lu Xingzhou laughed. Of course he didn't believe it. Although Shi Yinyu was already the top monster in the world, he was still the child who was poor in supplies at his core. Some good things must be tasted alone in a place where no one is around.

Asking him to do errands in the street, he could go mad just by imagining how others might look at Lu Xingzhou's body.

The lights here are bright, and the neon lights on the walls of the luxurious buildings dye the whole street in a psychedelic color. Luxury cars drive through the street, and sexy and coquettish witches stand on the side of the street and make poses, trying their best to attract people who can give them Guests who bring a few living expenses.

People like Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu walked hand in hand, in their eyes, they are all reckless things-anyone picked out is a high-quality object to spend the spring night with, no money is required, but your mother sold it on her own?

The two strolled around the street, took the queue number at a small restaurant, sat on a bench by the door, and waited for a seat while eating toasted gluten.

A leaflet floated down.

The extremely restricted background painting on the list caught Lu Xingzhou's attention.

He picked it up casually, biting his gluten while slurring the big words on the flyer - "Thousands of Demons and Hundred Enchantments" Annual Auction Conference.

Shi Yinyu sat on a chair with Erlang's legs crossed, one arm on Lu Xingzhou's shoulder, looked down at the leaflet, and said with a smile: "This is a demon pet? Such a ghostly quality!"

"Isn't this pretty good?" Lu Xingzhou pointed to the photos on the screen, "There are cute types, there are well-behaved types, there are coquettish types... well, there are also strange types, this flexibility is really good, you see , can even do this pose.”

"You can do it too."

"No, no, I can't do it." Lu Xingzhou hastily denied it.

"Beloved wife, don't underestimate yourself. Isn't it just for yourself? You can definitely do it. If you don't believe me, try it tonight," Shi Yinyu said sincerely, "I believe in you, come on!"

Lu Xingzhou pressed the leaflet to his face: "Fuck you, make one and let me see! I'm a thousand-year-old, so I'm not afraid that my waist will be broken by you!"