He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

The monster was very good at observing words and expressions. Seeing the person in front of him, the face of the monster was very different, and each was displeased in his own way. He quickly smacked his face dozens of times, and the sound was crisp and loud, and very rhythmic.

Lu Xingzhou was amused by him, and said to Shi Yinyu: "You are really interesting, your voice is like thunder, you can get dozens of slaps, and your face doesn't even turn red."

The monster hurriedly said: "My lord, you don't know something. I was born with a thick face, and I still have dark skin. In fact, the bottom is already red, because there is too much melanin, and it doesn't show up."

"Oh?" Lu Xingzhou raised his eyebrows, "I'll take it down and have a look."

"My lord, spare me!!!" The monster knelt down again with a plop.

When Shi Yinyu heard Lu Xingzhou's words, he immediately raised his hand to grab the monster's face, which would rip him off.

Lu Xingzhou grabbed his hand: "Are you really doing it?"

Shi Yinyu: "You said you wanted to pick it up and take a look."

"I'm joking, can't you hear it?" Lu Xingzhou glanced at him, don't think he didn't know what he was thinking, but he hated this monster for looking down on him, and wanted his life.

"He really deserves to die." Shi Yinyu said, "Anything that disrespects you deserves to die."

"Don't make trouble."

Shi Yinyu withdrew his hand and looked down at the monster kneeling on the ground.

The monster happened to be looking up at the two of them secretly, and suddenly bumped into Shi Yinyu's line of sight, and shuddered, only to feel that the big monster had no expression on his face, but the gloomy and ruthless eyes made him feel alive instantly. Cold, as if suddenly fell into the endless hell.

"My lord, spare me!" The monster kowtowed again and again, "The little one knows his mistake! The little one won't dare again!"

Lu Xingzhou wanted to ask more about the details of that year's big auction, but seeing Shi Yinyu's look of wanting to tear the monster alive, he had to press down, and kicked the monster before Shi Yinyu could speak: " Get out now!"

"Yes, yes, thank you sir..." The monster got up and ran outside.

Then he bumped into the barrier with a groan, and fell to the ground, unable to get up for a long time.

Shi Yinyu moved his fingers slightly, still wanting to kill him.

Lu Xingzhou frowned, took a step forward, held a yellow talisman between his two fingers and shook it next to the monster's face, then moved his finger, crushed the yellow talisman, pressed his fingertips between the monster's eyebrows, drew a talisman, and smiled Said: "I stuck a magic charm on your demon heart, and after getting off the car, I went to the nearby demon office to surrender, otherwise, after three days, the magic charm will let you taste the taste of being turned into fireworks. "

"Yes yes yes, I will turn myself in as soon as I arrive at the station!" the monster kept yelling, "I will definitely say good things, do good deeds, have good intentions, and be a demon useful to society!"

Shi Yinyu put away the barrier.

The monster immediately ran away rolling and crawling.

Lu Xingzhou sat on the edge of the bed, propped his arms on the small table, looked at Shi Yinyu with a smile, and said with a smile: "The leader is so majestic, he will kill people at every turn, awesome."

Shi Yinyu turned around, the gloom on his face disappeared, he squeezed to sit next to Lu Xingzhou with a smile on his face, put his arms around his waist, and said with a smile: "I see that bastard looks like he has a weak kidney, he probably has raped a lot. Boys and girls, he recited a little today, and he met you, what if he is a person without force?"

"What you said makes sense." Lu Xingzhou sighed, "It's just that we didn't catch him in action, so killing him rashly is a bit too much."

Shi Yinyu laughed: "It's just a monster. If you die, you'll die. There's nothing wrong with it."

Lu Xingzhou frowned, and subconsciously felt that this was unlucky. The life of a monster is also its life. How can it be said that it is dead? But after thinking about it, fate is so cold. Every day, countless monsters die, disappear into nothingness, and disappear into thin air. However, for this world It doesn't matter.

A warm kiss landed on his face, Lu Xingzhou came back to his senses, and saw Shi Yinyu leaning beside him, looking at him tenderly.

Shi Yinyu said softly: "Don't think about it."

"En." Lu Xingzhou responded, suddenly remembered something, and muttered depressingly, "Why does he think I'm a demon pet? Am I not powerful enough?"

How to answer this question?Shi Yinyu was silent.

Lu Xingzhou didn't hear the answer, paused for a moment, and stared at him in surprise: "You still acquiesced???"

"No, no," Shi Yinyu shook his head quickly, and said seriously, "When your legs were wrapped around my waist, it was obviously very powerful—but, this fact is not known to others."

"Fuck you, uncle!" Lu Xingzhou was amused by him.

Shi Yinyu held him in his arms, rubbed and kissed him, and murmured: "You are not a demon pet, you are the love I respect all my life, that bastard who treats you as a pet is really blinding him Dog eyes, I would kill him [-] times and it would be easy."

"I suggest you be more open-minded."

"I can't be broad-minded about this kind of thing," Shi Yinyu said, "Do you think that bastard just wants to sleep with you?"

"Otherwise? Do you still want to talk to me?"

"He wants to talk to you about money!" Shi Yinyu said angrily, "From what he said, he seems to know a lot about the pornography industry in the demon world. Maybe he wants to kidnap you and sell you as a pet."

Lu Xingzhou knew that what he said was true. The pornography industry in the demon world was once very developed. Unlike the reasonable control of sex shops in the underworld, the rectification of the pornography industry in the demon world was obviously limited to changing the name and collecting more exorbitant taxes. Chaos and lazy governance have created a spectacle that the more banned the more developed.

The train was speeding across the vast wilderness at night, and the night outside the window was like black ink, Lu Xingzhou said in a deep voice: "The demon world is becoming more and more outrageous now."

Humans, demons, and ghosts joined forces to wipe out the Sixth Heaven City, got rid of the harassment of monsters, and all walks of life began to vigorously develop the economy.

Among them, under the wise leadership of the party and the great leaders, the development of the human world can be described as rapid, and they are united and united, running towards communism.

However, the demon world has fallen into the quagmire of class solidification and disparity between rich and poor. Industries such as energy, banking, medical care, and insurance are all controlled by aristocratic families.

The train arrived at the final station——Zhuoyucheng Station. Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu got off the train with their bags in their hands. They walked out with the flow of people. Before leaving the station, their mobile phones were stolen.

Shi Yinyu immediately became furious: "It's fine to steal the electric car, but also steal the mobile phone???"

Lu Xingzhou turned his head, his eyes slowly swept across the crowd, and stared at a place.

Shi Yinyu immediately passed through the crowd and strode over.

A skinny red-haired boy was mingling with the crowd, seemingly careless, but actually staring intently at an old lady passenger in front of him.

The aunt was very vigilant and tightened the satchel in her arms.

However, Hongmao has an accomplice, a girl with smoky makeup who has seven pierced ears in one ear.

"Look, the level of the demon world is just not good." Shi Yinyu said to Lu Xingzhou, "This is a low-level aesthetic, mediocre, and vulgar."

While he was talking, he saw the smoky makeup winking at the red hair, and the red hair swaggered to the side of the aunt, bumped into her as if inadvertently, and quickly took her hand: "Hey, I'm sorry, no Excuse me."

"What are you doing!" The aunt threw her away in disgust, "What kind of monsters and ghosts don't turn their eyes when they walk?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Hongmao smiled, waved his hand, and separated from the aunt.

At the same time, the smoky makeup has already taken out the money wrapped in a newspaper from the aunt's satchel, and quietly mixed into the crowd.

After they succeeded, they didn't communicate much. They walked out of the station hall one after the other, and turned to a hidden corner next to it. The smoky makeup took out the money and gave half of it to Hongmao. Both of them laughed in satisfaction.

"Would you like to give me some?" A clear and bright laughter sounded from the side.

The two turned their heads abruptly, and saw two figures leisurely leaning against the wall, sealing their escape route tightly.

The smoky makeup blocked the red hair behind him, and looked at the two of them warily.

Lu Xingzhou hissed: "I said, isn't that red-haired boy in the back hiding behind the lady a bit dishonest?"

"Who the hell are you calling a woman?" The smoky makeup was angry.

It was only then that Lu Xingzhou realized that this was a young man in front of him, but did his words sound a bit wrong, did he call you a woman, did he scold you?

Shi Yinyu said indifferently: "Stop talking nonsense, take out your mobile phone, it will be dark soon, and there is no time to argue here."

"What mobile phone?" Hongmao sneered, "If the mobile phone is gone, ask yourself why you don't care about it. Why do you ask someone else? Are you dementia?"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly found that the other party had arrived in front of him, and the next second, he was picked up by the other party's neck.

Shi Yinyu pressed his fingers slightly, looked at the red hair struggling in pain, and said grimly: "I have killed countless little monsters like you. When you come out to make a living at a young age, you must first learn to speak."

"Let go of him!" The smoky makeup shouted, "I have your mobile phone!" He said, taking out two mobile phones from his pocket, "Which one do you think is yours?"

Lu Xingzhou walked over and glanced at his hand, seeing neither of them, he sneered and looked at the smoky makeup.

The smoky makeup took a step back guiltily, and shouted bravely: "If there is no one, then we didn't steal it, you go find someone else!"

Lu Xingzhou smiled, took out a yellow talisman, and slapped it on his forehead with lightning speed.

There was only a muffled sound, and the smoky makeup turned into a thin and small red panda, holding up its paws and standing on two feet.

Seven or eight mobile phones and wallets fell off his body.

"How did you manage to get so many things on your body?" Lu Xingzhou flicked his cell phone on the ground, but he still didn't have his own, and was speechless for a moment.

The little panda jumped up and down, waving its paw vigorously, trying to remove the yellow talisman on its forehead, and shouted: "I said earlier that we didn't steal it! Take this thing down quickly! Otherwise, I'm going to call the police!"

"Please call the police immediately." Lu Xingzhou said angrily, "The police will be the first to arrest you two!"

Shi Yinyu took the red-haired boy and handed it to Lu Xingzhou, asking him to stick the yellow talisman on it.

Hongmao was so fierce that Shi Yinyu strangled his neck, still struggling unconvinced.

However, no matter how strong it was, it was not as strong as Lu Xingzhou's talisman. The yellow talisman was pasted on it, and with a bang, a red fox with its teeth and claws appeared in Shi Yinyu's hand.

The phone and wallet dropped again with a crackling sound.

Lu Xingzhou quickly caught his own phone, no wonder he was so accurate, the latest upphone XXL was so conspicuous among all the crooked knockoff phones.

Shi Yinyu carried the red fox, looked him up and down, and said to Lu Xingzhou, "Although the gloss is not good, it is a real red fox, let me make you a scarf."

"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The little panda jumped three feet high.