He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

There is no air conditioner on the green leather car, but the windows can be opened, but the wind is not small, whistling in.

As night fell, Lu Xingzhou bought two buckets of instant noodles from the dining car, soaked them in boiling water, and added a piece of ham sausage, which was so chewy that Shi Yinyu almost cried.

"Even instant noodles are fake!" Shi Yinyu said angrily while stirring the noodles, "It didn't imitate the essence of Kang Shuaifu at all, bad review!"

"Eat if you can, and starve if you can't." Lu Xingzhou didn't even raise his head, he ate the noodles and intestines, and said with a smile, "It's good to eat some. In the past, when working overtime in the middle of the night, eating instant noodles even made the intestines feel uncomfortable." No, Yan Ruyu gets half of the score, and I can't wait to lick the soup bowl."

Shi Yinyu sighed: "My beloved wife has suffered all these years."

"Don't be verbose!"

"Oh."

After Lu Xingzhou finished eating the noodles, he sat on the edge of the bed and watched Shi Yinyu eat, and said casually, "I passed by other carriages just now, and found that there are quite a few magicians on this train."

"You can get a discount on the train ticket with the Demon Subduing Master Certificate." Shi Yinyu said, "There are actually a lot of monsters, and the magic breath is very mixed. There are all kinds of them."

Lu Xingzhou frowned: "There are a lot of monsters too? Strange, the focus of this train is on the demon world, and there are so many demon subduing masters and monsters passing by at the same time, I'm afraid there is something wrong."

Shi Yinyu said: "Don't think so much, you just think too much, so you don't grow fat. I like the way you felt when you were in Sixth Heaven City. It feels comfortable."

"Shut up! Let's eat your noodles!" Lu Xingzhou said angrily, wondering what he was thinking about?How many times did you touch me then?

Shi Yinyu muttered: "Shut up and eat noodles..."

"Huh?" Lu Xingzhou raised his eyebrows.

"No, no, no." Shi Yinyu shook his head while gorging on noodles frantically.

Instant noodles smell particularly good when others eat them, but they are hard to swallow when you eat them yourself, and when you smell them after you’re full, you’ll feel like throwing up.

Thinking that the residual smell in the noodle bucket was unpleasant, Shi Yinyu took the noodle bucket to the large trash can outside the carriage and went to the toilet by the way.

Lu Xingzhou was bored sitting on the edge of the bed playing with his mobile phone.

"Beer, drink, mineral water, cigarettes, melon seeds, eight-treasure porridge," a flight attendant came pushing the dining car, "Handsome guy, do you smoke?"

"Don't smoke."

"It's hard."

"I don't smoke when I'm soft." Lu Xingzhou didn't move his eyes on the screen, and said flatly, "If you smoke, you will be possessed."

The flight attendant was taken aback, and immediately knew that this person should not be messed with, and saw through his disguise without even looking at him, and immediately pushed the dining car forward, sneering: "Excuse me."

"do not disturb."

The flight attendant suddenly found that the dining car could not be pushed, and turned around in surprise.

Lu Xingzhou put away his phone and stood up, stretched his waist: "I can see that there is something wrong with your cigarette, so I can't let you go."

"What do you want to do?"

Lu Xingzhou: "According to Article 60 of the "Regulations for the Implementation of the Tobacco Monopoly Law" No. 20, those who sell illegally produced tobacco monopoly products shall have their illegal income confiscated and be fined between 50% and [-]% of the total amount of illegal sales, and the illegally sold tobacco monopoly products shall be goods destroyed."

The flight attendant was taken aback: "What did you say?"

"I'm going to arrest you."

"Dream!" The flight attendant's expression changed, he overturned the dining car suddenly, and rushed towards Lu Xingzhou.

Cigarettes, melon seeds and chewing gum are flying all over the sky.

Lu Xingzhou gasped: "I hate people wasting things the most!"

He raised his hand, and the bone whip in his palm whizzed and hit the flight attendant's face.

When the flight attendant saw that he was able to hide the weapon in his body, he realized that he had got into trouble, and if he missed a hit, he immediately pulled away and wanted to escape.

The moment he turned around, the bone whip was wrapped around his neck, pulling him back.

The flight attendant was thrown to the ground, turned over immediately, and wanted to get up, but saw the man dangling in front of her with a yellow talisman between his two fingers.

"Be careful," Lu Xingzhou said with a smile, "The demon-subduing power in this talisman can directly blow you into a smog. If you hit it yourself, I won't be responsible."

The flight attendant was stunned: "Sorcerer?"

"Little thing, don't come out to do evil if you don't have any morals," Lu Xingzhou said, "Otherwise you will be arrested and reformed with the iron fist of socialism."

There was a sound of the barrier breaking, and Shi Yinyu's steady voice sounded: "What happened?"

"Oh, it's nothing, I caught one of your little ones." Lu Xingzhou put away the bone whip, grabbed the flight attendant by the collar and dragged him to the compartment to sit down.

Only then did the people in the next compartment realize that the dining car had been overturned, and the snacks on the cart had been spilled all over the floor. I don’t know who was the first to do it. People rushed forward, scrambling to pick up the spilled snacks. Ten seconds passed. Inside, the ground was cleaned up, even the few bottles of mineral water left in the dining car were snatched up.

Shi Yinyu glanced at the beaming faces of everyone, and sneered.

Are you crazy?

The flight attendant was pushed by Lu Xingzhou and sat on the edge of the bed. From the outside, it seemed that the two were having a heart-to-heart conversation, but from inside the compartment, Lu Xingzhou's hand seemed to be casually resting on the flight attendant's shoulder, but there was a yellow talisman between his fingers. As long as he dared to make any changes, the yellow talisman would immediately wipe him out.

"What's going on?" Shi Yinyu looked at the flight attendant coldly, "Demon?"

"My lords, spare me!" the flight attendant said tremblingly, "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have come to sneak attack..."

Lu Xingzhou: "Why did you attack me?"

"I thought... thought you were just a demon... demon..."

"What the hell?"

"...Monster pet." After the flight attendant finished speaking, she immediately slapped herself more than a dozen times, "I was wrong! I'm so daring!"

"Okay." Lu Xingzhou said, "My little face is swollen."

"It's okay, this is the flight attendant's face, I'm attached to him."

Lu Xingzhou was angry: "Then what the hell are you doing? What kind of confession is this? Get out of this person's body!"

The flight attendant sneered: "I'm too ugly, I'm afraid to scare the two adults."

Shi Yinyu didn't like this guy for no reason. The word "demon pet" made him feel very uncomfortable. Seeing that this guy was still arguing with Lu Xingzhou, he impatiently moved his fingertips and shot an arrow of air. In the past, the monster attached to the body of the flight attendant was directly shot out.

The monster screamed: "Ahhhhh..."

Shi Yinyu opened the barrier in time to isolate his screams from the outside world.

One second before the barrier was established, Lu Xingzhou sent the unconscious flight attendant to the aisle outside, and shouted: "Ah, someone fainted here!"

After shouting, he immediately retracted into the barrier, hiding merit and fame.

The unconscious flight attendant was rescued.

Lu Xingzhou looked at the monster that was hit by Shi Yinyu, and found that it was indeed a bit ugly. Before it became a monster, it should be a monster, a dung drid?

The monster didn't expect that he would be beaten out. He looked at Shi Yinyu in surprise, and then felt the magic pressure released by him instantly. He was struck by five thunders, knelt on the ground and kowtowed like garlic: "The little man can't see Mount Tai with his eyes. My lord, I will die!"

"Get up." Shi Yinyu put away the magic pressure, and said indifferently, "It's a new era, all demons are equal, and if you don't feel like doing nothing, just kneel down and worship."

The monster didn't expect Shi Yinyu to be so open-minded, he didn't dare to kneel, and he didn't dare to stand, so he made a compromise, squatting in front of the two of them like a simple old farmer squatting on the ground.

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

Shi Yinyu asked lightly: "What is a demon pet?"

"My lord doesn't know about demon pets?" The monster said in surprise, "Don't you two go to participate in the big auction?"

"Big shot?"

"The annual auction conference is sponsored by the 'Thousand Demons and Hundred Charms' Group this year, and it is very much anticipated."

Lu Xingzhou frowned: "What the hell are these things?"

What kind of gimmick did these monsters come up with?

The monster said: "Thousands of Demons and Hundred Charms is that kind of company."

Shi Yinyu squinted his eyes and stared at the monster's face unkindly. He really wanted to kill him with his palm, but Lu Xingzhou was beside him, so he didn't want to kill in front of Lu Xingzhou.

Lu Xingzhou didn't understand what "that kind of company" was at all. This monster had a slanted mouth and eyes, and winked when he spoke.

"It used to be a brothel!" the monster said, "Later, the demon world implemented the reform of the sex industry, and then transformed into that kind of company. In fact, it is still a brothel."

"Then what kind of transformation is this?"

Shi Yinyu explained: "It is equivalent to what was called fraud in the past, but now it is called blockchain, the same principle."

Lu Xingzhou suddenly realized.

Monster: "My lord, please think about it. A brothel sponsors the annual auction conference. What unusual items will be released?"

"What auction?"

"Monster pet!" The monster said excitedly, "This is a new game that has emerged in the demon world in recent years. Some beautiful little monsters recognize you as their master and let you keep them like pets. Masturbate casually, are you happy?"

"..." Lu Xingzhou suddenly thought of the square-faced Tibetan fox in Ren Buren's family, and thought that it would be really cool to masturbate.

But listening to the context of this monster, it seems to be different from what I thought.

and many more.

"You just said I was a demon pet..." Lu Xingzhou said slowly.

The monster knelt down in front of him with a plop: "I was wrong!"

Lu Xingzhou frowned: "Get up and talk, don't just kneel down."

"I've been in the demon world for a long time, and I've developed bad habits." The monster apologized flatteringly, "I was really wrong. I was passing by just now, and seeing your handsome appearance and intimate behavior with this lord, I thought... Those dog eyes!"

Shi Yinyu's face was ashen. If Lu Xingzhou was not still by his side, he would now want to tear this monster who dared to flirt with Lu Xingzhou to pieces.

Lu Xingzhou didn't think there was anything wrong with it. Everyone has a love for beauty. Is it his own fault for being good-looking?Since I am so good-looking, if I can attract big demons, I can also attract small ones, isn't that normal.

What made him worry was: he and Shi Yinyu were the ones who behaved intimately, but they were mistaken for demon pets. Why was it him and not Shi Yinyu?

angry!