He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

"Irregular menstruation? No, no, no," Wang Dahu laughed, "Sister-in-law doesn't know something. This prescription seems to cure irregular menstruation, but it is actually a good prescription that has been collected by demon doctors for 5 years."

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

Wang Dahu: "Sister-in-law, think about it, what is the reason for irregular menstruation?"

"How the hell do I know?"

"Body dampness, palace cold, qi and blood deficiency."

Lu Xingzhou remained expressionless: "Aside from other things, at least that palace cold can't happen to me, right? I don't have that organ."

"Sister-in-law's words are wrong," Wang Dahu said politely, "The palace in the demon doctor does not refer to the uterus. On both sides, if the palace is cold, the whole body will be cold, the qi will not be filled up, the blood will not flow down, and the body will be weak."

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

Wang Dahu smiled: "Sister-in-law, do you think that big brother is too fierce, too fast, nine shallow and one deep, unbearable?"

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

"I feel like a boat on the top of the waves, trembling, bumping, my limbs are sore and weak, my waist and legs are weak, I can't bear it, I want to escape, but I am dragged back by my thin waist..."

"Hello!" Shi Yinyu said in a rough voice, "What Huangwen are you dictating?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I couldn't control it." Wang Dahu covered his mouth in embarrassment, coughed lightly, and said seriously, "Sister-in-law, you have those feelings because of the cold palace. And the angelica, ginger, motherwort in this recipe It can warm the palace and blood, and longan, jujube, and brown sugar can enrich both Qi and blood, so that the Qi and blood are filled and the inner breath is surging, so that the sister-in-law and the elder brother can meet each other on a narrow road and reach the peak."

"???" Lu Xingzhou's eyes were filled with suspicion: Is that what I mean?

Shi Yinyu couldn't help questioning the little brother's experience in the past nine years: "Huzi, what kind of doctor are you?"

"Using Yin-Yang and Five Elements as the skeleton, the Five Movements and the Six Qi as the core, combined with astronomy and geography, the four seasons of the year, the sun, the moon and the stars, to study the true meaning of life."

Lu Xingzhou thought for a while, isn't this a magic stick?

The afterglow of the setting sun fell on the west mountain, and the sky gradually darkened. Lu Xingzhou felt that it would not be easy for Wang Dahu to come here. Although he was talking nonsense, there was deep concern in every line, so he asked Shi Yinyu to invite him to a restaurant outside. pause.

He also wanted to go together, but when he got into bed, his legs were so weak that he slipped straight away.

Shi Yinyu rushed over and helped him up: "I won't go out to eat, order takeaway."

Lu Xingzhou was so embarrassed that he never thought that he would have such a weak day. He frowned and said, "Your little brother hasn't seen you in nine years. I came to visit you once. Would you like to invite someone to eat takeaway?"

"It's good to eat something..."

"Bullshit!"

Shi Yinyu really wanted to ask Wang Dahu something carefully, carried Lu Xingzhou to the bed, made another cup of sugar water and put it on the bedside, and then went out with Wang Dahu.

Although Lu Xingzhou specifically asked Shi Yinyu to invite Wang Dahu to dinner, Wang Dahu was a local monster in Zhuoyu City after all, and as the host, he would not let Shi Yinyu spend money on anything.

He even wanted to ask Shi Yinyu to do a health care with the characteristics of the demon world, but Shi Yinyu, as a demon out of low-level tastes, waved his hand calmly and declined.

Wang Dahu was not surprised at all. Although most of the monsters were extremely passionate and lustful, Shi Yinyu had never had a lover by his side. It turned out that the mansion of the leader of the mountain had a large number of beautiful women and witches. Shi Yinyu seized power Afterwards, they were all dismissed, and they pursued Lu Xingzhou wholeheartedly.

The two came to a nearby home-cooked restaurant. After ordering, Wang Dahu asked, "Brother, do you have something to ask?"

"Yes." Shi Yinyu drank herbal tea, "What's the matter with the monster's estrus period?"

"Monsters are cultivated by absorbing the aura of heaven and earth from trees, flowers, plants, birds and beasts, so they retain part of their own living habits, such as the reproductive cycle phenomenon of attracting and accepting the opposite sex shown in a specific season, that is, estrus, which is regulated by hormones. of."

Shi Yinyu: "Do snakes come into heat this season?"

"Snake?" Wang Dahu asked in surprise, "Sister-in-law is a snake demon? Isn't he a human?"

"No, I'll just ask."

Wang Dahu: "Snakes seem to be from May to June, but there are special circumstances. Generally speaking, the estrus period of animals is related to the pregnancy period. Everyone generally gives birth in spring and summer. The weather is warm and easy to feed. For cats, the pregnancy period is shorter. , It is very suitable to give birth in summer and estrus in spring, but deer have a long pregnancy period, in order to give birth in summer, they will go into estrus in the autumn of the first year, how long is the pregnancy period of my sister-in-law?"

"..." Shi Yinyu looked at him expressionlessly, "I think you should know that your sister-in-law doesn't have such a thing as pregnancy."

"Haha, hahaha..." Wang Dahu grabbed Huang Mao and laughed awkwardly.

Shi Yinyu asked: "Is the estrous period harmful to the monster's body?"

"How should I say this?" When Wang Dahu saw Lu Xingzhou like that, he obviously indulged too much, and the object of his indulgence was the elder brother in front of him, and the elder brother asked if it would harm his body...

I can't even get out of bed, do you think it hurts!

Wang Dahu faltered and said: "In moderation, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages. After all, it is a normal physiological phenomenon. When the season comes, you can't escape. In that state, both parties are... very happy, which is conducive to the relationship between husband and wife."

"But it's not the season for snakes to be in heat."

"Wife tastes good when it's out of season."

"..."

"Well, the season is wrong. Normally, you shouldn't enter that state, unless you take medicine and take a hormone to adjust it." Wang Dahu touched his chin. 'The content of the job is to develop this medicine. It is said that the demon pets in their clubhouse can go into heat all year round, which is very popular."

Shi Yinyu had a faint bad feeling in his heart, and asked, "Do you know Midie Restaurant?"

"what……"

Shi Yinyu was taken aback: "Is there a problem with this restaurant?"

"Their family is very popular," Wang Dahu said. "There are a lot of reviews on the Internet, but I heard that it's because of marketing. His family is more famous because of their heretics."

"What heresy?"

"His family has that kind of service. Once the door of the private room is closed, you can work hard inside. There are condoms and oil under the booth. In order to promote this kind of service, they even have a special pharmacist to study warm wine. There is a wine called 'Wujueqi' which is very famous, it has the function of adding entertainment, the stamina is not too big, and the sales volume is very high."

Shi Yinyu: "We originally ordered 'Infinite Period', but the waiter served the wrong wine, which turned into 'Resting Period', that's why these three days happened."

"Rest period?" Wang Dahu was taken aback and thumped the table, "It's not the wrong wine at all, it's his family's usual trick!"

"Ok?"

Wang Dahu glanced left and right, and said in a low voice: "They will secretly take videos of the guests."

"What?" Shi Yinyu frowned.

He thought that he and Lu Xingzhou almost started having sex in there that day, and later Lu Xingzhou found out that the wrong wine was served, so he didn't start it. If he didn't find out the problem with the wine, then...

Wang Dahu said: "When Midie restaurant meets some beautiful customers, it will deliberately serve the wrong wine to induce the customers to be lewd, and then secretly shoot their videos, or let other customers go in to have a good time, then shoot videos and upload them to Hualiu.com .”

"Flower Net?"

"A porn site."

"This..." Shi Yinyu was speechless, "Is this the rhythm of opening a brothel without a lady?"

"Internet thinking, using some customers as commodities to attract other customers."

"Fucking Internet thinking!" Shi Yinyu said, "Has the Midie restaurant not been investigated for such nonsense? Didn't the demon world declare the pornography industry to be illegal?"

Wang Dahu had already realized the strangeness, and said with a smile: "Brother, let me tell you a joke - the law of the demon world, hahahahahahahaha..."

Shi Yinyu: "..."

The waiter brought food and drinks for the two of them. Wang Dahu drank a glass of beer and said, "Strict legislation, widespread violations, and selective enforcement are the laws of the demon world. In restaurants without a backstage, even a gas stove in the back kitchen will be fined. In a restaurant with a backstage, you can't do anything with shit in the meal. Forget it, don't talk about it, fuck it!"

At the same time, Lu Xingzhou, who was lying alone in the hotel, played with his mobile phone for a while, feeling bored, and was about to close his eyes and squint for a while, when he heard the sound of swiping his room card at the door.

There was a tinge of joy in my heart.

Lu Xingzhou couldn't help being startled, and suddenly found that he was so happy for Shi Yinyu's return.

Even though they had only been separated for less than half an hour, it felt as if they had spent half their lives alone.

There was something wrong with the room card, it didn't open the door after beeping for a long time, Lu Xingzhou propped up his limp body, and wanted to get out of bed to open the door for him.

The moment he sat up, his heart suddenly missed a beat.

The next second, there was a loud bang, and the door was kicked open.

Accompanied by the sound of hurried footsteps, six muscular and strong men rushed into the room.

Lu Xingzhou was shocked.

The leader held a photo in his hand, compared it to Lu Xingzhou's face, and shouted: "It's him! Take it away!"

Lu Xingzhou never thought in his life that one day he would sit weakly on the bed and see six strong men rushing towards him.

This is indeed a bit, too exciting.

He threw off the quilt and threw it towards the strong men. The moment they tore off the quilt, the bone whip flew out, wrapped around a strong man's wrist, dragged him away, and slapped him hard against the wall next to him.

"Ah!!!" The strong man slapped his face on the wall.

The other strong men took a step back in unison.

Lu Xingzhou sat half-legged, held the bone whip, looked at them lazily, and said in a deep voice, "Who are you?"

The strong men obviously didn't expect him to be so strong in martial arts. They glanced at each other, and the leading strong man said: "We are the police, please come with us if you have something to do."

"plainclothes?"

"Correct!"

"Show me the Demon Police Certificate."

"..."

The strong men were silent together.

One of the strong men whispered to his accomplice next to him: "What is that?"

"Certificate, idiot!"

"Do real policemen still carry their IDs when they go out?" The strong man scratched his hair and said in confusion, "That's so troublesome, I don't even bring my ID card when I go out."

"Cough, cough, cough," the head of the burly man cleared his throat forcefully, and scolded sternly, "You have to see our important documents? Stop talking nonsense, or we will fabricate the crime of obstructing official duties and arrest you!"

Lu Xingzhou raised his eyes and slightly raised his eyebrows: "Come on."