The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

Although Bruce Wayne has five children, none of them were brought up from birth for well-known reasons.

This leads to a problem. In the matter of raising children, the old father seems to have a lot of experience, but only after the child is eight years old, he has to ask how to raise the child before the age of eight... This touches on Master Wayne's There is a blind spot of knowledge.

Such as breastfeeding, such as changing diapers, such as bathing.

But it doesn't matter, you can learn from it, Bruce Wayne is almost omnipotent, except for giving birth, he has no dead ends!

...maybe add "cooking"?

Spacious living room.

The messy painted egg lay on the sofa, surrounded by a sense of despondency and despondency.

Bruce sat opposite the egg, with a serious expression on his face, holding a book called "Several Matters Needing Attention in Bathing Babies", and studying it seriously.

Ah Fu came in, holding a basin of clear water in his hand, and two towels on his arms, he stood beside the egg, looked at Bruce, and said in a flat tone: "It's really hard for you, you can still find such a book. "

How many steps does it take to wash an egg?

[-]. Take a basin of water and pour an appropriate amount of cleaning agent into it;

[-]. Put the egg into the water and gently rub the surface;

[-]. Rinse the egg with clean water, and then dry it with a towel after washing.

It's really that simple!There is absolutely no need to read a book!

"No, it's necessary," Bruce closed the book with a "snap", he unbuttoned it, and rolled the sleeves up to his forearms a little bit, "This is not an egg, this is my daughter."

"..." Ah Fu was startled for a moment, then smiled slowly. He handed Bruce a towel, "What you said makes sense."

Although Bruce made a lot of preparations in advance, he failed in the matter of bathing the egg (daughter).

Because the markers that Damian uses when drawing are indelible, it's useless for Bruce to paste all the soap and dish soap that the family has hoarded on the eggshells.

Adele struggled to squeeze out a sad expression in the blank space: QAQ

Bruce: "..." Ah, sure enough, it would be better to beat up my son :)

Tuesday.

A rare sunny morning.

Tim opened the car door and saw Adele's egg wrapped in a net bag made of pink fluffy yarn in the passenger seat.

"..." Tim's eyes drifted, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he murmured softly, "Let me take... Adele like this to work, are you serious?"

While no one answered Tim, the answer to the question was obvious—Bruce even got Egg ready to go out, dressed Egg himself, put her in the car—and of course he meant it.

"Ah, it's nerve-wracking." Tim sighed, resting his forehead with one hand, feeling a dull pain in his temple.

Among the four little birds in the Bat family, the second child is obviously rebellious and will not return home, and the fourth child will not give in. Every day, he thinks about how to defeat his father and ascend the throne in advance. The eldest child also rebelled when he was young and frivolous. Only the third child, Timothy · Drake, who is well-behaved from beginning to end, never causes trouble, as if puberty is infinitely late or has been cut from life, is Bruce's most worry-free son.

But there is a good saying, children who can cry have candy to eat, if people are too well-behaved, they will inevitably be ignored and cheated.

Like now.

Faced with this ruthless, unreasonable and unreasonable treatment, what can Tim do? Why not forgive his old father again and again.

Let's live and live, and my father can't change it.

"I don't want to either." On the top of Danke's head, the only place exposed to the outside, a sentence emerged slowly, "I don't want to go out at all. All my energy is now being used to conceive a revenge plan."

Tim leaned over, pulled out the seat belt, and fastened it carefully on the egg. He glanced at the eggshell, and recognized exactly what Adele wanted to say from the messy lines that acted as hair, and asked casually: "What revenge plan?"

The car pulled out of the garage, passed through the gate of Wayne Manor, and turned onto the road leading to the city.

Danke continued, "You don't think I'll let my father go just because he beat Damian up, do you?"

Perhaps it was because Adele was emotional and full of resentment, and was about to condense into a solid body. The words she wrote on the eggshell began to flutter, and there was a strong murderous intent in every stroke, "He dares to destroy me! Image, you have to be prepared to die!"

Adele is a little fairy!What is the most important thing to a fairy?face!Turning into an egg is black history, and being seen by brothers and old fathers is even more black history in black history. Brother Xiong is still painting on the eggshell... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"It's a crime beyond description." Tim said with emotion, "Please bully him casually, but one thing needs to be careful, don't cause death."

蝙蝠家相爱相杀是常态，“把你揍进土里”是这帮傲娇表达感情的最直接方式，但不管怎么打，都不能踩到底线，否则会就尝到大蝙蝠限定版“爱Iron Fist Education".

"Hmph, death isn't scary," Adele said slowly, "he doesn't know what real power is :)"

Tim: "...that smiley face gives me chills on my back."

Although Tim was ready to throw his face into the trash can, but when he stepped into the company gate with Adele in his arms, he was still greeted with hot eyes from all directions Surprised.

During the night patrol, I always complained about my lack of hearing power, but now I feel that it is a mistake to have too good hearing power——

"What is the little president holding in his arms?"

"Uh...it looks like an egg."

"It's terrible! Other dead houses play with blow-up dolls at most, but our president's hobby is an egg? He even dresses up the egg like that!"

"The president is not a dead house!"

"A work of art! It must be a work of art! Look at the smooth lines! This round and plump body! This graceful shape!"

"Shut up! Licking a dog will kill you!"

"..."

Tim kept his eyes fixed, expressionless, pretending that everyone around him was carrots and cabbages, and quickly walked into the special elevator with Adele's egg in his arms.

Tim breathed a sigh of relief when the elevator doors closed.

"You despise me." A line of words emerged tremblingly from the top of the eggshell.

Tim calmly denies it: "I don't."

Adele is extremely stubborn, "You just despise me QAQ"

Tim: "Well I hate you."

Adele: "Look! QAQ!"

Tim: "..." I really don't understand this person's logic.

Except for the unpleasant episode of being surrounded by employees, on the whole, Adele and Tim get along very harmoniously.

The former was busy thinking about the best way to get revenge on Damian, while the latter was busy dealing with a mountain of documents, working hard to generate income for Wayne Group.

During lunch break, Dick called Tim to ask about Adele.

Tim hehe: "What's going on with her now, don't you have any idea?"

"I never knew little D would play tricks like this," Dick said sheepishly, clearing his throat, "Is she okay?"

"I painted you so badly that you can't wash it off, how are you?" Tim rolled his eyes silently, "Just to remind you, she is planning revenge, I think she is serious, so you better not mess with her .”

Dick was very optimistic, "Xiao Dai is so kind, she won't bully me!"

Tim: "...you are so confident."

By the time Tim finally finished all the projects planned for the day, it was completely dark.

There are soft lights in the president's office, and the intelligent system turns on the lights at the right time according to the changes in the external light.Tim stretched his waist, stretched his slightly stiff limbs, and turned his head to look out the window.

When the lights come on, the whole city is brightly lit, and the passing wind brings the faint sound of traffic from a distance, making the surroundings more and more quiet.

In this case, no matter how subtle the sound is, it will be amplified countless times——

"Crack."

Tim keenly caught the source of the sound, followed by his gaze, and his movements froze slightly.

"Adele?" Tim stood up suddenly, walked quickly to the sofa, he asked cautiously, "I just heard...how did the shell crack?!"

Tim's brain boiled like boiling water, and countless thoughts were like tiny bubbles, scrambling to float and burst.In just one second, he couldn't help imagining countless tragedies.

Compared to Tim's panic, the person involved... Dan was much calmer.

The egg trembled, and a short sentence floated slowly from the top of the eggshell, "I'm fine, hiccup!"

Tim: "..."

Staring at the capitalized and bold exclamation mark, Tim felt his heart was blocked, and he couldn't vomit it out, feeling uncomfortable.

Could it be that after eating too much, the eggshell couldn't fit inside, so cracks opened? !

"Finally digested." Since she couldn't see the face, Adele couldn't accurately grasp Tim's complicated psychology at this time, she wrote slowly, "I think I have grown up a little bit."

Tim: I'm slightly off, but I'm roughly right.

"I found a way to recover faster." The speed of text replacement on the eggshell became faster, and it seemed that Adele was a little excited, "I can absorb power at one time until I am a little full-similar to eating and eating ——and then spend half a day digesting it intensively.”

Tim's expression was blank. "Overeating is not good."

"But I'm not really a child, I need to grow up steadily from scratch." The egg shook slightly.

"It's up to you," Tim rubbed his face, "let's go, go home."

Tim went into the garage with the egg in his arms, found the car, and took out the keys to open the door.

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." The driver's window slowly lowered, revealing Jason's face.He was wearing a waiter's clothes, and he was lazily lying in the almost flat chair, with a pair of long legs that had no place to rest arrogantly overlapping the steering wheel.

"Sooner or later, these irresponsible security guards will be fired," Tim twitched the corner of his mouth, "put your legs down."

"I don't," Jason tilted his head, his eyes shifted from Tim's face to the egg, he held back for a while, couldn't help it, and laughed out loud, "Damian, the little bastard hahahaha ..."

Jason straightened up, lying on the steering wheel with a smile, his shoulders kept shrugging.

Tim felt the temperature of the egg drop suddenly, as if freezing from the inside.

"You came to see my joke..."

The egg writes a sentence, which is a declarative sentence without any emotion.

If there is no supplement later.

"……very good."

Jason, who had a very low desire to survive, was still laughing, completely oblivious to this.

Tim was shivering from the eggshell ice, and in order not to affect his poor and innocent self, he kindly reminded him, "If I were you, I would stay safe—"

"Booming", thunder suddenly sounded in the silent underground parking lot, and dazzling electric lights fell from the sky without warning, hitting the driver's seat of Tim's car accurately.

"—Quiet!" Tim's eyes were brightened by the lightning, and the panic and heartache in his eyes could be seen at a glance, "No! Wait! Don't!"

Lightning comes and goes quickly.

The choking smoke slowly dissipated.

Valuable cars had their roofs hacked off and turned into convertibles.

Jason sat stiffly in the driver's seat, his face was gray and black, his hair was struck by lightning and turned into a fluffy chicken coop.

The egg shook, and a sentence floated on the shell: "Justice descended from heaven!"

Criminals in Gotham City thought the Red Hood was extra brutal tonight.

Criminal A who was beaten black and blue: "Is it because he is on his menstrual period, and his aunt is in pain! That's why he has such a bad temper!"

Criminal B who was beaten to the point of crying: "You are stupid, he is a man!"

Criminal C who was beaten badly: "You are all stupid, what are you doing shouting so loudly, he hasn't gone far yet!"

Criminal D who was beaten and bruised: "A bunch of idiots, he's back! Run!"

After taking down the three little black workshops of the Penguin in a row, Red Hood's unbeautiful mood finally improved a little bit.

Only a little bit, using the weather as an analogy, is that although it is no longer raining, there are still lightning, thunder and clouds.

Nightwing grabbed the shackle and swung lightly, landing beside Red Hood without a sound.

"What's wrong with you?" Ye Yi asked worriedly, "I saw corpses all over the floor."

Before the words fell, the "corpses" moved their limbs shamelessly.

Even though Jason's expression couldn't be seen clearly through the thick hood, Ye Yi felt that he must have rolled his eyes.

"Hey, I heard..." Ye Yi hesitated to speak.

Red Hood sneered, "In the final analysis, it's not because of you and the devil bastard."

Ye Yi clasped his hands together in front of his chest, showing a flattering smile, "How should I coax her?"

"You ask me?" Red Hood raised an eyebrow, "Isn't it your natural skill to make girls happy?"

"I tried," Ye Yi scratched his head in distress, "but she ignored me at all, and even struck me with lightning."

The red hood's gaze quickly shifted to Yeyi's head, no wonder he felt strange just now, thinking why Dicky Bird shaved a round inch, the most annoying thing is that the round inch does not damage his appearance.

"I said, if you want to discuss this, at least open another channel." Red Robin's voice sounded in the headset, and he finally couldn't help but speak, "Adele is listening."

Red Hood and Nightwing: "..."

Red Robin faithfully conveyed Adele's threat, "She said that one of you counts as one, and you don't even want to run away."

"I was really wrong," Ye Yi said sincerely, "Xiao Dai, how can you forgive me?"

"She told you not to waste your time in vain, just wait to be bullied," Red Robin said in a strange tone, "She will calm down after bullying."

Known dangers are not dangers, but the unknown future makes people feel uneasy, as if a sword of Damocles hangs above the head, and it will fall down with a "pia ji" at some point, stabbing people to death .

For his own safety, Dick tried his best to make insinuations, but Tim didn't know it.

Adele's mouth is too tight, although she will complain to Tim from time to time about the nasty Damian, the bad guy Dick and the ruthless Jason, but when it comes to the specific content of "revenge", she is like a closed clam Silent like a shell, giving no chance at all.

"Be the first to attack!" Damian said, "Before she breaks her shell..."

"Pull it down," Jason said coolly, "It's all your good work, this is for you to clean up the mess."

Damian folded his arms and snorted coldly, "What does it have to do with you and Grayson being struck by lightning?"

Dick glanced at Damian faintly, as if he had foreseen his future misery, and said in a sad tone, "I think it would be better to be struck by lightning."

Adele is a person who can keep revenge in a small book, but as long as the equivalent revenge is returned, the matter will be over with her, and there will be no endless follow-up.

Dick and Jason, who have already been teased, are actually safe. Damian is much more dangerous in comparison. As the chief culprit, he is still at large. God knows what Adele plans to do to him.

"Think about amnesia, think about Halloween surprises." Seeing Damian's thoughtful face, Tim followed up. Although his tone was heavy, the obvious schadenfreude in his eyes revealed his true thoughts about watching the excitement , who made him the only one who didn't provoke Adele.

Damian is fearless, "Whatever she wants, I'm not afraid of an egg!"

It is well known that four people can form five different groups.

One day after that, I was in a group called "Family harmony depends on me to maintain".

Little Red Bird: Emergency!I saw that Damian bought an extra-large frying pan online, Bibi-sized, just enough to break Adele eggs into it!

Xiaojie Bird:? ? ?

Big Blue Jay: Damn!Stop him!What is he going to do!

Little Red Bird: Ah, the pot was confiscated by Bruce.

Little Jay Bird: ...

Big Blue Bird: Pat your chest, that's good.

Little Red Bird: Bruce took the pot into the kitchen, he turned on the gas, put the pot on the stove, and poured oil... Fu is not at home!

Xiaojie Bird:? ? ?

Big Blue Jay: Damn!Stop him!What is he going to do!

Little Red Bird: I can't stop it. To be on the safe side, I took Adele out. I don't plan to go home within 24 hours. Please take her in.

Little Jaybird: ...Come here.