The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

A week later, the marks on Adele's eggshells began to fade.

Bruce and Ah Fu took the opportunity to apply all kinds of strong detergents they bought on the egg shells for free, and after a whole day of tossing, they finally washed the eggs back to their original white and fat appearance.

Adele, who was lying on the egg and rubbing her belly after eating, was instantly alert: Fat?who is fat?It's not me anyway!

The bright and clean egg stands on the sofa, the sun sets, and the golden light shines into the floor-to-ceiling windows, giving the eggshell a shiny soft edge.

Bruce put his hands on his hips, wiped his forehead with one hand, and stared at the egg full of relief.

There was a crisp "click", and a more obvious mark than ever appeared on the eggshell.

Even though he knew this was normal, Bruce's heart still inevitably "twitched". He walked to the egg and sat down, raised his hand to touch the eggshell, and carefully felt the situation under his palm.

The eggshell is not as slippery as it appears on the surface, and is covered with criss-cross cracks.Bruce asked in a low voice, "Is that much already?"

"Well," although she couldn't make a sound, this did not prevent Adele from using words to convey her joy, "I think the shell will be broken in two days!"

According to Bruce, the last few days are the most critical, and it is better for Adele to stay at home. Who knows if Ares will take advantage of it.

However, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes. There was an emergency in outer space, and Batman had to deal with it himself. A villain that Teen Titans was tracking had a clue, so Tim went to work overtime.

That leaves Damian and Jason...

Adele: I choose Jason.

Damian: Oh, I don't have time for you!

"Since you chose me, you must be obedient," Jason put the gun into the holster tied to his thigh, hooked the jacket hanging on the hanger with his backhand and put it on his shoulders, and walked firmly towards the door, trying his best to Ignoring a certain pink unknown object tightly wrapped around his waist, "I can't take you with me, the motorcycle can't let you go."

Compared to Tim, who carries Adele eggs with him and never abandons him even at work, Jason is much more ruthless.

There are a few short words floating on the top of the eggshell, obviously without using any emoji, but it always gives people a pitiful feeling: I am not fat.

"I didn't say you were fat." Jason didn't have the desire to survive. He patted the eggshell lightly and said solemnly, "But as an egg, you are indeed too big. This is an objective fact, and we must face it squarely."

Egg:……

"Release quickly, you have time to learn this useless skill, why don't you hurry up and break the shell," Jason helplessly slapped away a cluster of sneaky powder mist that floated onto his lap and tried to steal the pistol , "It's not safe outside."

Jason's daily work is to ride around on a small motorcycle, listen to the complaints of the younger brothers, collect protection fees, grab the business of the next-door Penguin/Black Mask/Double-Faced/Riddler, etc., fight back and forth, ammunition Flying with arms and legs, bloody gunshots, a horrible hell for a fragile egg.

The egg entangled for a long time, Jason resisted to the death—just kidding, it’s okay if you can’t deal with the little troublemaker, what’s so scary about an egg, if you have the ability to hit me——Finally, Adele had no choice but to Neng waved away the mist angrily, and was alone... Danwo was playing autistic in the corner of the sofa.

Jason, who had already grasped the doorknob, thought for a while, then backed away. He took the blanket that was on the armrest of the sofa, shook off the blanket that covered Dandan, wandered his eyes for a moment, and asked a question that seemed irrelevant: "What the hell did Dick say?"

A line of words faintly floated on the eggshell: because I am cute.

Jason: "...you won."

One person and one egg quietly "looked at each other" for a moment.

"Don't lean over," the words on the eggshell suddenly changed, "I'm very supportive."

Jason raised his eyebrows, "Who fed you?"

Egg: Guess:)

Jason smiled, "No guess."

With a muffled "bang", Jason left the house, the sound of his footsteps was blocked by the thick wall, and gradually drifted away.

Dan An lay quietly on the sofa for a while, until he couldn't hear any sound, then slowly got up, groped and rolled onto the carpet.

She's not a good baby, so she doesn't want to just grow mushrooms at home. Even if it's just an egg, she has to work hard to have fun for herself.

Fortunately, her strength has recovered a lot. Even if Adele can't speak and can't walk without limbs, she can still release pink mist to help her do this and that.

For example, find out the phone, open the address book, and call a friend.

Tony, who stayed up late to practice immortality, didn't get up early every day. He hugged a ball of fluffy quilt and rolled around on the bed.

Adele's call came in at this time.

"I haven't contacted me for almost half a month!" Tony stopped rolling, "Why do you think about it today... Huh, take it."

The phone was connected, but there was no sound. Tony buried his face in the pillow, turned his bare back to the screen, and waited patiently for a long time, before Adele greeted him with a sweet voice. Not to mention empathetic compliments on how well his recent fitness efforts have worked out.

Tony was very dissatisfied, and he questioned: "Why didn't you talk? I haven't held you accountable for ignoring me for so long—huh?!"

While speaking, Tony turned over, and then his eyes fell on the virtual screen projected for him by the smart housekeeper. There was no cute and soft face of the little girl in the screen frame, only a piece of white with unknown meaning. There are many messy marks, as if they were carved by children with paper knives.

"What's going on?" Tony asked with question marks all over his head, "Little J, is it stuck or broken?"

"Everything is normal," the smart butler replied calmly. "That's the image from Miss Adele. She may have pointed the camera at the wall."

Tony snorted, "What are you hiding, let me see your face."

The screen shook violently, the lens gradually zoomed out, and crooked words appeared on the blank space: Wait a minute, I adjust the distance, this is the first time I do this, and I am not used to it.

Tony asked puzzledly: "What are you playing? Are you still typing, can't you just talk?"

The previous words disappeared, and new content emerged: I can’t speak, I can only communicate in this way, after all, I am not a human being now.

Tony: "Huh???"

The camera moves back far enough that Tony can finally see the white object in its entirety.

It was a very large egg with a blanket draped haphazardly on top of the shell.

Words slowly appeared on the eggshell: I have become an egg.

Tony: "..."

"Why didn't you tell me about such a big thing." Tony complained, "I might as well go and see you."

Egg: I can't say, I just learned how to control the phone, so I'll call you now.

Tony's mood improved, "It's not too bad."

"I wanted to ask about the Abstergo company, how did you find out?" Adele said, "I became like this after that day, I didn't have much energy to pay attention, and my father never mentioned it to me."

Tony rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "I told him, but he only said he knew, and never replied to me again. I suspect that he has already launched an investigation secretly... Heh, he."

What Tony can think about, Bruce will definitely think about. In addition, these two people are almost the type of "working hard on their own and not making a sound if they don't produce results", and they rarely ask friends and colleagues for help.

"He's on duty at the watchtower. I can't see him, and I don't reply to emails." A "sigh" emoticon floated on the eggshell, "Even if I can see my father, he won't tell me, so I I want to ask you."

"So I'm sure I'll say it?" Tony made a funny joke, "There are indeed some clues. The real owner behind that casing company is probably Lex Luthor."

Adele was stunned for a moment before the handwriting appeared: "Chairman of the Lex Group?"

Adele has not been in the world for a long time. Except for the superheroes she has actively learned about, those familiar stars and world-renowned great entrepreneurs basically have no sense of existence with her.

But Luther was different.

When Adele temporarily lived in Clark's house, she went out every day to wander around. She often saw the Lex Group's promotional billboards standing everywhere. In addition, she always accompanied Tim to work during this time, and listened to his The office discusses business with bigwigs from all walks of life, among which the cooperation projects with Lex Group account for a large part.

It was mentioned so repeatedly that it was difficult for Adele not to remember the name.

"I'll pass on the information to you, take your time to read it when you have time," Tony asked the housekeeper to send the relevant information to Adele, "Yes, it's him, don't be too surprised, this person is doing good things on the surface, but behind his back he is doing all kinds of good things." He is playing tricks, playing against Superman every day, thinking about how to control superheroes every day, and getting confused with Tianyan, and trying to run for president last year, thanks to my behind-the-scenes operation, he failed."

"Stay away from him, he is very dangerous." Tony's gaze sank slightly, and his voice became serious unconsciously, "He once used Superman's cells to conduct secret experiments and cloned a child named Connor Kent. The child was later rescued and is now being raised by Clark."

Connor Kent, Adele remembered this name. She borrowed the bedroom that belonged to him at Kent's house, but the two had never met.As a token of gratitude, Adele once prepared a thank you gift, and asked Xiao Qiao to give it to Connor.

She always thought that Connor was the biological child of Clark and Louise, but she didn't expect his life experience to be so rough.

"He's always wanted to study Batman," Tony sneered, "but your father was so defensive that he never had a chance."

The implication is to remind Adele to be careful.If Luthor couldn't find trouble with Bruce, he would find trouble with his children. The four little birds had the ability to protect themselves, and only Adele, who hadn't broken her shell, was in danger.

Another point is that since Luthor is the master behind Abstergo, it means that he has already formed an alliance with Ares. Ares' goal is also Adele. The two have the same interests in a short period of time, and the power of joining forces cannot be underestimated.

"Hey," Adele sighed, "Is it my fault for being good-looking? I provoked someone, and chased me every day to find trouble."

Tony: "...you look in the mirror before you say that."

"What's wrong!" Adele jumped slightly, "I don't take photos, I'm the most beautiful anyway!"

Tony was afraid that Adele's egg would crush him, so he quickly smoothed the hair, "Meimeimei, you are the most beautiful person when you are in human form, and you are the most beautiful egg when you are in egg form."

Adele was happy, and thought that Tony should be the one to do it, as expected, only good-looking people can understand each other.

Today seems to be a day full of surprises.

Bruce, who was on a rotation, was stumbled by alien diplomatic matters;

Tim, who was working overtime, unceremoniously skipped work because of the activities of the Teen Titans, and left all the work to Lucius;

Jason, who was supposed to go home after the routine inspection, got involved in gang fights, and led his younger brothers to fight in the alley until dark.

If you continue to fight, Batman will be on duty...

No, forget that Batman is gone today.

If the fight continues, Yeyi and Robin will be on duty!It's time to catch all the criminals!

Adele, who received Jason's text message, let out a lazy "hum", controlled the pink mist to pick up the phone, and threw it back on the sofa.

The night had already fallen, and the lights in the house were not turned on. It was pitch black and could only be barely illuminated by the moonlight passing through the windows.

An egg lay crookedly on the soft carpet and rolled a couple of times uncomfortably.

"It seems to be almost there?" Messy words floated on the eggshell, "Oops, but at this moment..."

The unfinished words stopped abruptly, the handwriting on the eggshell came to an abrupt end, and the fan mist that floated lightly around the egg like a shield suddenly shrank inward, and all of it permeated into the shell in the blink of an eye.

"It's a little uncomfortable..."

Words floated up and disappeared on the eggshell, as if it contained a broken machine, or a madman with a confused mind.

"So it's true that Tim said you can't overeat?"

"...It's so bloated...It feels like it's going to explode..."

"It won't really explode, will it? It's better to change the place. If the safe house is destroyed, it will be destroyed. It is not good to affect innocent neighbors."

The egg rolled towards the door with a grunt while "talking".

With a soft "bang", the egg hit an obstacle, not a wall or a gate, but a man who quietly appeared from the darkness.

"Why are you hiding here?" Ares lowered his head, his eyes fell on the eggshell with great interest, his eyes seemed to hide sharp knives in the deep and mellow red wine eyes, the cold light was cold, and there was a smile in his voice, "It's not safe...but it saves me a lot of trouble."

The egg lay on the ground, was quiet for a moment, then reacted abruptly and rolled in the opposite direction.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!I knew that at this critical moment, the probability of the villain causing trouble would increase by 90%!

Adele, who was curled up in the egg, cursed Ares crazily, while trying hard to think about how to get out of trouble.

Adele in human form is fearless and never cowardly, let alone one Ares, even ten Ares, she can still fight, and when she is happy, she can call friends and friends, calling Diana and Clark Play games together.

But she is now in the shape of a fragile egg, and she has reached the critical point of hatching. A single brick might kill her, let alone Ares, who is known as the god of war.

And Adele could feel that what came this time was not the avatar, but the body of Ares.

Very difficult to deal with.

Ares threw the spear in his hand, and the barrel of the gun plunged into the floor obliquely, blocking the egg's retreat.

"Where do you want to go?" the man said slowly, "Don't run away, little princess, it's time..."

"Give me your strength."