The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

Damian's enthusiasm for hatching... phew, saving Adele, much to Tim's amazement.

Think about everything that happened when the two first met!Damian disagreed and almost killed Tim (literally, without any exaggeration or allusion), they are not brothers, Damian is so cruel, replaced by Ah who has the same surname Dale, this kid didn't take the opportunity to do something wrong, it's already the greatest kindness.

"Why do you think so?" Damian smiled kindly, as if there were small flowers blooming behind him in an instant, "Am I that kind of person?"

The boy stared intently at the egg while talking, the twinkling light in his eyes was full of inquiry, and also contained a faint fanaticism, just like the appearance of a mad scientist when he saw a magical new species, it made people shudder.

Tim: "..."

Boy, wake up, you are!Do you have any misunderstandings about yourself? !

Please don’t read it, just tell me, do you want to dissect the egg or put it in a pot and cook it before eating?

Father is sending warning sights at you! Batman is watching you!

After careful thinking, Bruce came up with the most suitable roster.

Hearing about Adele's accident, he got a lot of fines while driving all the way. Dick, who rushed back from Brudhaven in an emergency, relied on his reliability, integrity, gentleness, vivaciousness, and beauty (?) to surpass all his brothers without any suspense. , successfully won the title of "Adele's Egg First Caregiver" and was responsible for the care work every Monday.

At this moment, he was touching the slippery eggshell curiously, and whispered a few words to Adele from time to time, regardless of whether the little girl inside the egg could hear it or not.

Tim is the second term. He currently lives in Wayne Manor, which is conveniently close, so Adele's eggs are taken care of by him on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Hearing this news, Tim nodded obediently, then quickly took out his mobile phone and looked at the work items for the next quarter. He had already made preparations for Adele to not be able to break her shell for a long time...to be hatched...to return to normal , racking his brains to rearrange the plan.

Jason is the third term. Although the order is lower, his task is the heaviest in terms of the total amount of time. He is the childcare worker for three days on Wednesday, Friday and Saturday.

Jason didn't say anything special about it. He was lazily lying on the other side of the sofa, a pair of long legs that had nowhere to rest rested on Tim's lap, his eyes were empty, staring at the ceiling.

The rest of the Sundays are parent-child time, with Bruce taking care of Adele's eggs himself, assisted by Alfred.

The old father missed his daughter's childhood, and of course he couldn't give up the opportunity to make up for this accident, no matter how busy he was, he still had to find time.

As for Damian...

In view of Damian's failure to hide his terrifying eyes, Bruce's "Old Father's Vigilance" buff was triggered, and his alert value increased by 50, and then recalled the lively Dick, the cute Jason, and the well-behaved Tim who was rebellious. There are several scenes of the son beating violently, then worrying about the safety of the delicate little daughter, and then the alert value rises again... forming a vicious circle.

Even though Damian repeatedly asked and sincerely recommended himself, Bruce was ruthlessly excluded in the end and was forbidden to contact Adele.

Damian felt that he was being targeted, Damian was unhappy, and Damian had a little emotion.

"You can't do this!" the boy said angrily. "This is a family activity! Why can't I have a part in it!"

Jason glanced at Damian calmly, tried his best to suppress the urge to raise the corners of his mouth wildly, pretended not to care, and said lightly: "I didn't expect you to be so active, then you can replace me."

As a busy working party, Jason rides around on a small motorcycle every day, deals with gang fights, beats up street gangsters, fights with Penguin, stabs at Black Mask, and thinks about how to get the clown out of Akka Muri unknowingly grabbed it and poured it into a concrete pile before sinking into Gotham Bay...

God of Gotham, how could he have three days to incubate eggs!

If Adele's egg was smaller, as big as an egg, Jason could still wrap seven or eight layers of foam paper on the outside of the eggshell, and then put it in his pocket, making it difficult to carry it with him.But Adele's egg is too big, half the height of a person, he can't carry it around, can he?If it is accidentally smashed/shot/falled on the ground, it will be an irreparable murderous tragedy that will be chased by the whole family to the ends of the world.

Besides, he is not a retired old man, what does he look like for a walk with an egg in his arms? If the enemy and his subordinates see him, he will finish the game. The dignified gang leader will be disgraced, and his style and arrogance will be like autumn leaves in the bleak cold wind. It was completely shattered, and it would never stick back.

When Damian heard Jason's proposal, the depression in his heart dissipated a little bit. He was about to hold back a little, and then he agreed immediately. Before he even opened his mouth, he heard Bruce refuse unreasonably: "No, you must spend the longest time with her."

Damian: "..." I didn't even realize that I had a bun face.

Jason: "...why?"

Because her emotions are born of you, Aphrodite said that your company will get twice the result with half the effort.These words flashed through Bruce's mind. He stared at Jason for a moment, and almost left his second son in shock. Then he slowly gave the other a suggestive look: You understand it yourself. .

Jason: "..." I can't understand!Damn, can't you say it clearly!

The day after Adele turned into an egg.

At the breakfast table, the atmosphere was eerily silent.

Bruce, Tim, and Damian cast their gazes at the end of the long table at the same time. A huge egg was sitting quietly in a chair with a wavy skirt of crushed flowers on it. Dick was sitting next to the egg, holding a bowl in one hand and Holding the spoon, with a sunny smile on his face, he said softly, "Adele, do you drink milk? I can feed you."

A line of crooked words floated on the white eggshell: Don't drink, thank you.

Everyone: "..."

Oh shit, it was just one night, what the hell happened!

He was able to communicate with the egg!This man is terrible!Unfathomable!

The truth is actually quite simple.

As the caretaker of Adele's eggs, Dick can be said to be conscientious. He carried the eggs with him all the time, took them wherever he went, moved them to the chair next to him when he was eating, and put them in the bathroom when he went to the bathroom. Outside the bathroom door, I put the eggs in the bathtub while taking a shower, and sprayed the eggs with perfume, and put the eggs on the bed next to me when I went to sleep...

And he kept talking to Dan, from boring work to cute girls pursuing him, from Gotham villains to rebellious brothers, and after one topic was finished, he moved on to the next topic, as if forever There is no silence either.

Adele, who was sleeping soundly, was woken up just like that. She listened to Dick talk for an hour about the stupid things Jason did when he was young. —Concentrate the remaining power to write on the eggshell, trying to communicate with Dick.

Adele: Stop talking, I want to be quiet.

Dick: "Honey, you're all right! Great! You can write, so we can communicate. Do you want a bedtime story?"

Adele: No thanks, let me sleep.

Dick: "Okay, let's tell the story of Dumbo! Once upon a time, in a circus, there was a little elephant..."

Adele egg: ...

Dick didn't notice the strange eyes of his father and brothers at all, he was trying his best to feed Adele eggs.

"It's okay if you don't eat," Dick was very worried. "You haven't eaten anything since yesterday. Don't you feel hungry?"

The egg brewed for a while, and slowly "said": I am not hungry, you are too enthusiastic, and I am full.

Tim: "..." Wait a minute, didn't I think wrong?This answer is easily misunderstood!

Bruce, who was observing the interaction between Dick and Adele's eggs, instantly became sharper.

Tim breathed a sigh of relief, thinking it's good I'm not alone.

Damian gave Tim a sideways look, and the words "Oh, you're not human" were written brightly in his eyes.

Then the third child and the fourth child started a daily eye fight.

Dick was still unaware of the undercurrent surging around him. He brought all the food on the table over to Amway, but none of them won Adele's favor. Finally, he sighed helplessly, propping his forehead with one hand and holding it with the other. Embrace the chubby eggshell.

"It's bad to be picky eaters... I really can't do anything about you," Dick smiled, his eyes loving, he leaned down and kissed the eggshell, "Now?"

The speed at which words appeared on Adele's egg was ten percent faster than before: I'm really full, I'm so full now, I'm going to have indigestion!what to do!

Everyone: "..."

Oh grass!Just one night!In the end what happened!

He even tried the method of feeding eggs!This man is terrible!Unfathomable!

If Adele looked like a little girl now, Bruce would probably have rolled up his sleeves and beat the robin.

But Adele is an egg now.

An egg, where the head and limbs can't be seen, can't speak, can only write.

Bruce was as stable as a bat on the surface, but he was in a mess inside. He struggled for a while with a blank expression, and chose to pretend to be blind, not seeing anything.

Dick didn't know that there was a storm called "Old Father's Rage" quietly brewing in the corner and then dissipated on its own. left.

Bruce asked, "Where are you going?"

"Walking in the yard," said Dick, "Adele said she wanted to get some air."

Adele thought I didn't say it, but forget it, it's obvious that you have entered the route of gaining weight after eating full, why not go for a walk to bask in the sun, as for how to walk with an egg... there is still Dick !

Dick and Adele meet swans playing in the yard.

Daisy had already received Aphrodite's instruction to "protect Adele from harm". Seeing this, she led the swans towards Dick. The other birds that landed on the tree were not far behind, and moved towards Dick .

And stray cats, and little frogs, and...

Soon Dick was surrounded by a crowd of animals.

Daisy: "Burch!"

—Adele turned into an egg!Will she be a little swan when she hatches?

A line of words quickly appeared on the eggshell, and it also came with an expression: no ==///

Daisy: "Burch."

--can't read.

Eggshell: ...Forget it.

Damian, who was watching secretly not far away, was about to move. He really wanted to drag Dick away and sit in his place by himself.

There is heaven, surrounded by all kinds of fur and slippery!

The animals watched for a while and then dispersed to go about their business. With no cover, Dick finally saw the tip of Damian's hair protruding from behind the bushes.

Dick called Damian affectionately: "Little D! I saw you!"

...What's the use of calling me now, the animals are gone, only an egg is left.

Although he was thinking this way, Damian got up and walked over. He pretended to be passing by, with his hands in his pockets, and a cool expression on his face, "What do you want me to do? Is there something wrong?"

When Damian stared at Adele's egg with weird eyes, Adele was sleeping and missed it perfectly, so she didn't object to Dick's calling, but moved back lazily, wanting to Lean back and enjoy the sun even better.

One thing that is very inconvenient about living in an egg is that it is so dark that you can't tell the direction at all.

So in the eyes of others, Adele was committing suicide, throwing herself off the bench.

"Be careful!" Dick was startled, and quickly hugged Dan to prevent her from falling to the ground.

Adele: ? ? ?

"You almost fell," said Dick with lingering fear. "Don't move if you can't see it."

Adele: I just want to change into a comfortable position to bask in the sun.

Dick thought for a while, and leaned Adele's egg on the backrest.

Adele: ...It's reversed!

Dick frantically turned the egg over.

Adele egg: It's a bit crooked, turn left.

Dick turned around.

Adele: Uh, it's over.

Dick: "..."

Damian stood by with his arms folded and watched the excitement for a while, and an idea came to his mind. He suggested: "This is very inconvenient, how about marking the front and back?"

Adele always felt that Damian had malicious intentions, so she asked vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"

Damian took out a marker pen out of nowhere, "It's all said, let's mark it."

Adele's egg kept protesting, and all kinds of words came out of the eggshell, densely stacked several times.

However, Dick thought Damian's proposal was great and expressed his support. Adele is a pitiful egg with no arms or legs, so she can't stop it...

Finally, Damian finished his painting on the eggshell with a smile.

At dinner, Bruce saw his daughter again after a busy day.

Although the daughter is still an egg and cannot see facial features, her frustration has spread far, far, from the dining room to the stairs.

After Bruce walked down the stairs and entered the restaurant...he took back what he had said.

The white eggshell, which was still clean in the morning, was now covered with patterns.

The three thick lines on the top represent the hair. It looks like this is an egg troubled by hair loss. Below it is a pair of big Kazilan eyes with long eyelashes, and two red cheeks painted on the bottom, with a little nose and a grinning mouth , the neatly arranged teeth are shining brightly, and the thin arms are crossed in front of the chest, posing a proud posture, with small flowers pinned to the collar, and the pink floral wavy skirt has been replaced by a fluffy princess dress, which is more pink tender.

Each individual part is very cute, but when combined into a whole, it is very eye-catching.

Bruce: "...who did it."

Adele egg: QAQ

Afu walked into the restaurant with a tray, saw Adele and Bruce, who was smoldering all over his body, he paused slightly, and said calmly: "Master Dick and Master Damian went on a night patrol. It's seven o'clock, so energetic."

Bruce: "..." Heh, I won't call for three days, and I will go to the house to expose the tiles.

When I break out of my shell, I'm going to beat Damian into a pig's head :)

- "Adele's Diary"