The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

How important it is to have a reliable teammate, Adele finally understood.

Look at Jason, he can fight, carry her, and run with her in his arms. Although he used her as a meteor hammer, he couldn't bear to look straight at her, but those are all trivial details, so don't worry about it. Apart from this, he is like a boyfriend. The force exploded, and the hormones rolled wantonly.

Look at Tim, he can... It seems that he can't do anything, but the advantage is that he is delicate and light, so he can carry a delicate pendant on his back. When he is tired from walking, he can still appreciate his beauty and gain motivation to move forward.

As for Dick... Heh, with his big slippery tail flicking around, he can't even walk by himself, so he has to hug him!

I just hugged it, but it seemed too heavy, almost as heavy as two fully armed Batmen!

Although Adele doesn't know how heavy the fully armed Batman is, it doesn't prevent her from learning and using it flexibly.

Dick is the only one who sees Adele in her current form without being shocked, fussed, surprised, righteous... phew... his attention is all on himself, to be more specific, on himself on the tail.

"My tail is a bit dry." Dick nestled in Adele's arms, restless. He hugged his big shiny tail and studied it for a long time. He found a slightly dehydrated and whitish scale on the side, and immediately gasped. With a breath of air, "It's over! Am I going to die!"

Adele's face was indifferent.

"You don't even care about me," Dick complained aggrievedly, "I saved you."

According to Dick, Princess Adele's boat encountered a tsunami in the sea, and he tried his best to rescue her and drag her back to the shore.

"That's it," Adele read dryly. "Thank you so much, Dick."

"Please call me Dick Ariel Grayson," said Dick solemnly. "

Adele nodded numbly, "Okay Dick."

Since Dick is not a human being now, in order to avoid him being seen and persecuted by some extremists, Adele can only hug him and sneak over the wall.

The majestic princess of a country is reduced to this point after encountering a shipwreck. Is it the annihilation of human nature or the lack of morality?

After rolling, crawling, pulling and tugging for most of the night, Adele finally led Dick to move like a god before dawn, perfectly avoiding all the patrolling soldiers in the castle, and carefully sneaked back to her room .

"I don't want to sleep on the bed," Dick said, flapping his big tail back and forth, slapping the edge of the bed. "Put me somewhere with water, I'm dying of dryness."

Dick was a mermaid now, and a fish always needs water.

"Okay." Adele sighed, and carried Dick into the bathroom again.

The princess's bathroom is naturally extraordinary. The bathtub is so big that people can jump into it for a 50-meter freestyle competition.

Dick jumped in very excitedly, and the water splashed a lot, drenching Adele who was still standing on the shore.Adele took a deep breath, raised her hand to wipe off the water on her face, and watched Dick, like a torpedo advancing at high speed, drag out a long trail under the water, rushing to the end of the opposite bank with a "swish", and then Fold back.

With a sound of "crash", Dick jumped out of the water, and the water wetted his black hair. The drops of water, like crystal clear diamonds, rolled down his forehead, from the delicate cheeks to the thin chin, from the graceful From the collarbone to the strong abdominal muscles, the water marks meander all the way, making people daydream infinitely.

Come on, it's worth it.Seeing this scene, Adele had to admit that Dick was so good-looking, so that she could forgive him no matter what he did.

But this is not safe, Adele thought silently, obviously I am the little princess, why do I feel that he is more princess than me?Is there something wrong?

...It must be because of those two strange shells on his chest!Female mermaids need bras, do male mermaids also?

When her eyes drifted to Dick's chest, Adele suddenly realized and came to a conclusion.

"What are you thinking?" Dick swam to the edge of the bathtub, folded his arms on the shore, put his chin on his arms, and tilted his head to look at Adele.

"I'm wondering if there are other people and how to get out of here." Adele came back to her senses and decided to have a serious chat with Dick. She briefly explained her previous experience and asked Dick if there was anything she could exchange intelligence.

Dick snapped his fingers, and a dark blue translucent virtual panel appeared in front of him, and he turned the front to Adele to show her.

The title is "Mission Progress" in cursive characters, and several items are listed below——

[Main quest] Go home with Princess Adele and be taken in (0/1);

[Daily task] get praise from Adele (0/1);

[Daily task] Be hugged by Princess Adele once (1/1);

[Daily task] Show Adele your beautiful singing voice (0/1);

"This seems to be a game," Dick said with his tail dangling in the water, "I can only follow the prompts step by step. The previous main task was 'Rescue Princess Adele who was in shipwreck', and it should be completed when you wake up. , and then it became what it is now.”

Aphrodite has fully absorbed the experience of the first failure, and set strict tasks for each character in the second story to ensure that the love line goes smoothly step by step. Resolutely do not intervene at will.

Adele stared at those "daily tasks" and fell into deep thought, a bad premonition arose in her heart.

"Speaking of which, it's just right! Come on, let me do the daily tasks first." Dick grabbed Adele's skirt and shook it slightly. He softly sighed, took a deep breath, and was about to start singing , but Adele covered her mouth.

"I don't think it's necessary." Adele knelt down on one knee, but was still a head taller than Dick. She looked down at him, with an awkward but polite smile on her lips, "you complete the main task?" That's it, daily tasks—"

"No!" Dick struggled to take off Adele's hand, and rejected her sternly, "There are rewards for doing daily tasks, and that hug rewarded me with a fireworks stick, you see."

Dick conjured up a firework stick, which looked like the kind kids like to wave at festivals, lighting it up and shooting out colorful fireworks.He eagerly asked, "Do you have a lighter?"

Adele shook her head, "I don't think there will be any lighters here."

"Ah, that's right." Dick was a little disappointed, "I wanted to show you, it's very beautiful."

Adele took the fireworks stick, played it over and over for a while, and said suddenly: "Although there is no lighter, but there is this—"

A cluster of jumping flames emerged from the girl's pale fingertips, igniting the fuse.

The story doesn't limit Adele's powers, otherwise she wouldn't be able to move Dick back.

The two held their breath in unison, their foreheads touched, and they stared intently at the firework stick.

The fuze burnt out quickly, and the tip of the pyrotechnic stick burst into flames. In the expectant eyes of Adele and Dick, there was a continuous "whoosh" and then a loud "bang", and the pyrotechnic stick rubbed against Ah. Dale's forehead jumped up to the roof, hit the ceiling, and a violent explosion occurred.

The sound was heard far away in the silent night sky.

Adele: "..."

Dick: "..."

"Where's the agreed firework stick?" Adele threw the remaining small wooden sticks on the table, the corner of her mouth twitched, and asked coolly, "Are you sure this isn't a firecracker?"

Dick said softly, "Adele, your hair..."

Adele: "Huh?"

Dick splashed the water on Adele's head with his hand, extinguishing the bangs that were scorched by the pyrotechnic stick, and a thick puff of smoke came out.

Adele: "..." Ahhhhh!

Dick quickly dived back to the bottom, leaving only a pair of eyes to observe the situation on the shore timidly.

Adele touched her wet hair with trembling hands, but she couldn't get it out. She simply crawled to the edge of the bath, poked her head out, and checked carefully with the reflection of the water surface.

"You're still pretty," Dick said softly, spit out a string of bubbles, "this won't affect your beauty."

The reflection on the water swayed with the waves, creating circles of ripples, and Adele's face became distorted and broken. She said grimly, "Ha ha."

There were chaotic footsteps in the corridor, from far to near, and finally stopped in front of the bathroom door.The well-armed royal guard broke in, raising their spears and aiming at the bath from all sides.

"Who is blowing up the princess's bathroom! Catch him!" The maid screamed, "I heard—huh? Princess? Why are you! When did you come back!"

Adele took a deep breath and pushed her bangs back with her hands. She turned around slowly and glanced at every royal guard with calm eyes.

The faces of the guards blushed one by one.

"Hiss!" The maid gasped, and stopped in front of Adele with her arms outstretched, "Hurry up and get out! What are you looking at!"

The guards bowed and apologized one after another, and fled out of the bathroom as if fleeing.

"Princess, you didn't say anything when you came back, why are you still sneaking around!" The maid took out a large clean bath towel from the cabinet next to her, shook it out and wrapped it around Adele, "The king and queen are very worried about you... ah! what is that!"

The maid met Dick's eyes, and she was stunned.

Dick flicked his tail innocently.

Adele said blankly: "Mermaid."

After thinking about it, she added: "It was he who saved me."

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the whole palace was brightly lit.

The king sat on the throne with the queen in his arms, and received his daughter's lifesaver... the fish.

The appearance and temperament are very similar to Ah Fu, and the palace minister even has the same surname as him. Regardless of Dick's resistance, he forcibly took off the two shells on his chest and put him on a well-tailored tuxedo.

Because Dick has only a tail and no legs, the pants are simply and crudely replaced with a skirt.

Dick, who lost his shell, seemed to have lost his soul. His eyes were dull and lifeless, and he dared not accept the reality that he was once stripped naked.

"That's the only piece of clothing I have on my body," Dick said in a dreamlike voice, "it just got taken off..."

Adele: "..." Feelings, was your lower body naked before? !

It's Adele's turn to lose her soul and sink into despair.

The culprit of all this, the most popular No.1 in front of the king, Mr. Pennyworth, the head of the palace, has no psychological burden. He put the freshly dressed fish into the dining car and pushed it into the palace.

Mr. Pennyworth's explanation for this is that there is no means of transportation suitable for Dick in the castle, and the princess can't let him hold him.

The fish nodded ignorantly, showing the true nature of a fish's foolishness, and didn't feel anything wrong at all.

Adele was in a complicated mood. She sighed and whispered to Mr. Pennyworth, "Don't send him to the kitchen."

Dick: "?"

Mr. Pennyworth bowed politely, "Don't worry, our country has no tradition of cooking uh... fish."

When seeing the king and queen, Adele couldn't help but murmured in her heart that her mother carried private goods - if the palace minister is only similar to Ah Fu, then the king has exactly the same face as Bruce Wayne , Even the expression is the same unhappy.

Of course the queen looks like Marianne, the standard soft little white lotus, cuddling up beside the king tenderly and cowardly, her eyes flickering and radiant.

"This..." Dick's eyes widened, "Bruce and Mariana were also trapped?"

"How is it possible? It's fake." With a glance, Adele knew that the two people in front of her were just virtual characters constructed by her mother using her father's and her own data. Strangers are good, which makes Adele feel very kind.

"Adele, you're fine!" The queen took out a handkerchief out of nowhere, and began to sob while wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes, "God bless, I thought you... woo! Just as long as you're fine!"

"You didn't say a word when you came back, and you sneaked back to your own house, which will only worry your mother!" The king snorted and said coldly, "Come here! Let your mother see you!"

Adele & Dick: "..."

Both of them shivered at the same time.

This "Bruce" is really too OOC... Is this what my mother's ideal father looks like?horrible!

Adele stepped forward bravely, and was hugged and rubbed by the queen, crying and shouting, until she became a fluffy little chick.

According to Dick's account afterwards, he swears that he saw the king took the opportunity to rub it twice, and the expression on his face was quite satisfied.

After the family of three made contact, the queen took Adele to sit beside her, while the king looked at Dick majestically, as if he was looking at a fish that was about to be cooked.

Dick blinked obediently and let the king watch.

"Well, she's not bad looking," the king nodded slowly after a while, "Is that the daughter you want to marry?"

Adele: "Huh???"

Dick was taken aback for a moment, and then he found that the "main quest" on the quest panel had changed to "Get King Wayne's Approval (0/1) in order to marry Princess Adele".

Dick winked at Adele, telling her not to be impulsive, it was all for going home, and secretly turned the task panel that no one else could see to show her, while he replied firmly: "Yes!"

Adele was so angry that her liver hurt, thinking that her mother really used all means and no logic to achieve her goal.

"My baby, you are going to get married so soon, mother is really reluctant." The queen gave Adele a loving look, and then looked at Dick.

Don't let me marry you if you can't bear it!This sentence rolled back and forth in Adele's throat, but she just couldn't get it out. No matter how hard she tried, the words were silenced at the edge of her mouth, leaving only a smile.

Adele secretly rolled her eyes, she had already seen that she had no right to resist this story.

"You saved my daughter, and you are eligible to marry her," the king said slowly, "but my daughter cannot marry a fish, and the next queen can only be a human being."

Adele couldn't speak, so she could only complain in her heart: What's wrong with the fish, Dad, are you still speciesist?

After Dick found out that the king made the request, the description of the main task changed again, and became "Go to the Trench Country, find the sea witch Damian, and ask him for the potion that turns fish tails into legs (0/1)" .

Dick: "..."

He almost couldn't help laughing, and the expression on his face became extremely distorted for a moment.

Sea Witch Hahahahaha!

Life is finally getting its hands on the kitty Damian, Dick thought deeply.

My daughter will be a queen in the future, there is nothing wrong with marrying a queen and going home :)

- "The King's Diary"