The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

Dick was arranged by Mr. Pennyworth in a special guest room - there is no bed, but there is a huge shaped swimming pool, and there are many beautiful young ladies waiting beside it.

Dick accepted the swimming pool happily, and then his face changed, and his smile instantly decreased the sweetness by 50.00%. Under the watchful eyes of the girls who hesitated to speak, he politely invited them out.

"This is a test, and I understand it!" Dick lay comfortably on the edge of the swimming pool, and assured Adele, who had bypassed the castle guards and climbed the wall to see him, "I am the one who wants to be queen, except you , I will never look at other girls more than once."

Adele was hanging on the window frame with one hand. Hearing this, she almost let go and fell into the pool.

...I can't continue to let this person let himself go, I don't want to really have multiple queens!

"Wake up!" Adele tried to persuade Dick, "What time is this? Arranged marriages are not acceptable!"

Dick looked up at Adele.The luminous pearl chandelier hanging on the ceiling casts soft light, the decorative crystal curtains reflect gorgeous broken lights, and the moonlight comes in from the half-open windows... The bright or dark lights are harmoniously mixed into a bunch , fell into his eyes, sparkling microwaves.

"This isn't an arranged marriage," Dick said earnestly. "This is free love."

Adele: "..."

After a long silence, Adele sighed, returned along the same road, and climbed out of the room. She stood on the window sill and looked down at Dick, and said somewhat disturbedly: "You can go anytime... Trench country, remember to call me."

"Wait, don't leave yet," Dick said hastily, "Let me finish the daily tasks! If you praise me, I'll sing for you!"

Adele slipped and almost fell off the window sill.

I never thought that there would be a day when I would be chased by others to praise me.

Brother, didn't you really come to avenge Jason Todd?

Forcibly ignoring Dick who was calling affectionately behind her, Adele ran away at a high speed.

After Adele left, there was a muffled "bang", light green smoke exploded in front of Dick, and a palm-sized elf with wings appeared out of thin air.

"Can't this work?" The elf's face was full of disbelief, "My God, what can I do to make her heart beat!"

Dick relaxed into the sink, shrugging his shoulders, "How would I know."

Richard Grayson, a humanoid self-propelled cannon, a live hormone dispenser, and an arsonist with a heart. He has been in the top ten of the "Superhero Most Wanted to Marry" list for seven consecutive years, won the list three times, and has ex-girlfriends all over the world ... This series of titles seems to make him appear experienced in some aspects, but in fact he still often doesn't understand what girls are thinking, and he doesn't understand why they suddenly blush and heartbeat after they meet each other Announced that she fell in love with him.

"In her eyes, people like Apollo are all pigs," the elf first sighed melancholy, and then became firm. "If it's really impossible, I can only do it myself—"

Dick, a mermaid, almost slipped into the water and drowned. He choked on his saliva, coughed violently, his cheeks were flushed, "You...cough cough! She is your...daughter!"

"Silly boy, what are you thinking?" The elf flapped her wings and flew low, patting the top of Dick's head affectionately, "I can be like you, she can't see it... It's because you are not attractive enough! "

There are many slots without mouths, and there are many slots with no mouths!

Shock!In order to let her daughter fall in love, her mother actually did such crazy things...

And Dick felt a little wronged. If he wasn't attractive enough, there wouldn't be attractive people in this world.

Dick's mind was filled with all kinds of eye-catching headlines. He rubbed his temples and felt the pain in his head. "Why do you have to ask her to be in a relationship?"

The elf flew to the pool and sat down. She looked up at the moon outside the window, with a hint of worry in her eyes.

"I don't want her to fall in love, I want her to be moved." The elf said softly, "A child without a heart will live soon... Don't you wonder why she can only grow up in the illusion?"

Dick froze for a moment.

"Every time she grows up, she is taking a small step towards death. The tug-of-war continues, and she will not even live to be an adult. The golden apple has given me the power to create life, but it is constantly eating away at the created Life." The elf pressed her slender fingers on her chest, she lowered her head, her slender eyelashes cast a shadow in front of her eyes, blocking the real emotion in her eyes, "I know such rough interference will only make her more resistant , but I have no other choice."

"Is it that serious?" Dick suggested. "I thought you could just tell her?"

"It must be a pure emotion that is not mixed with any other purpose. Knowing the truth will make it more difficult." The elf shook her head, "She is different from my original situation."

Without falling in love with Bruce, Aphrodite is still a goddess, just without the golden apple.

But Adele is not.

"That's a really tough question..." Dick murmured.

Before dawn the next day, Adele sneaked into Dick's room with a small package on her back.

The mermaid is still sleeping on the bottom of the pool. He looks pretty cute when he sleeps, with his head tilted to the left, his hands folded on his lower abdomen, and he opens his mouth every few seconds, spitting out a string of small bubbles. Rising up to the surface of the water, crackling and crackling, creating circles of ripples.

The voice circled around on the tip of the tongue, almost about to come out, but in the end it was swallowed back into the stomach.Adele didn't wake Dick up. She put down the package and sat by the pool with her knees hugged, studying the legends about Trench Country that she dug out from the library.

Although the legends are varied, the core of the story is the same-it is a lost place that no one knows, inhabited by terrifying monsters, they have no reason, and they will tear everything that comes close.

It is in line with the usual routine of "Witch's Habitat", full of evil atmosphere everywhere, and it can scare children to cry when telling a bedtime story.

What troubles Adele is not to mention the detailed road map, she didn't even find the general direction of Trench Country, and she didn't know the location, so how to complete the task?

Dick opened his eyes ignorantly until the glow of the sky leaped out of the horizon. His eyes fell on the shore through the thick water, and he saw Adele who was holding a notebook and meditating.

The mermaid jumped out of the water gracefully, and fell to the ground with a "pia chirp", like a fish thrown on a chopping board, with its big tail flopping helplessly.

Hearing the movement, Adele slowly raised her head and met Dick's eyes who were lying on the ground for a moment.Resisting the urge to laugh wildly—it's not polite to laugh at someone in person—she asked as calmly as possible, "Are you awake?"

"Wake up," caught the scene where Adele's mouth was slightly raised, Dick rubbed his shoulders, and said with a smile, "shall we go?"

"But I haven't found the location of Trench Country yet." Adele asked, "Wait, do you know?"

"You must have never played a computer game." Dick summoned the mission panel and showed it to Adele. "The mission location will be marked in the game."

A small map appeared in the lower right corner of Dick's task panel. There were two blue dots on the map, and the location stayed in the palace.

"Look, this is us," Dick introduced enthusiastically. "Because we are in a team, we are all blue dots. Before I found you, the dot representing you was green..."

Adele: "...Of course I haven't played."

The girl threw away the notebook unhappily, and began to wonder who was Aphrodite's biological baby.

In the last story, she was still a reckless little princess. When she encountered Dick in this mission, she changed from a protagonist to a supporting role. She didn't even have a mission panel, and she lived like an NPC.

"Are you angry?" Dick asked cautiously. "Actually, I haven't played many games. I don't have any childhood games. Bruce won't let me use the Batcomputer for other things...I'll play with you when I leave here."

If Batman had heard what Dick said, he might have pressed his eldest son to the ground and beat him blankly.

When Dick was Robin, he was so skinny, he slipped into the Batcave twice in three days, and used the Batcomputer and Superman to play various new games on the market. He often played games until he forgot the time and did not do his homework. He was afraid of being used by Bruce "Death Sight" gazed at him, and finally he could only run to Clark with a small schoolbag on his back, and asked Clark to use his super speed to help him write junior high school math problems...

Because of this, Clark got a lot of eyes from Bruce.

"No, I'm not interested." Adele said coldly and noblely, she got up and walked out, "Since we already know the location, let's go quickly, I'll find a boat."

"Ordinary ships can't get close to Trench Country." Dick grabbed Adele's cloak, and he smiled slightly, "Leave it to me."

Dick: "Can I kiss you?"

Adele: "...No!"

Dick: "Then you'll have to hold your breath."

After the two had the above conversation on the edge of the cliff, Dick patted Adele with his big tail, signaling her to let go and throw him down.

Adele ignored him, she snapped her fingers, summoned a huge bubble, and walked in with Dick in her arms.

The bubbles floated up automatically, leading the two of them down the cliff smoothly and into the sea.

Dick clapped, "Great! But I still want to be in the water...my scales are dry."

Adele pushes Dick out of the bubble with black lines all over her head.

The mermaid turned over in the sea and stretched out his flexible body. He seemed to glow underwater, and soft colors appeared on each scale.

Adele looked at him quietly with her chin resting on her shoulders.

The mermaid swam for a while, cleared her throat and began to sing.

Adele was ready to plug her ears at any time, but she didn't expect that when Dick spoke, it turned out to be as natural as a siren.Many small schools of fish were attracted by him, and they gathered to swim around him.

"How is it? Sounds good!" After the song ended, Dick looked at Adele expectantly.

Adele nodded, "It sounds good."

"The daily tasks are all completed!" Dick cheered, and excitedly took out the rewards from the virtual pocket - three firework sticks.

Adele: "... stay away from me!"

The burnt hair has been recreated by her magic, but the psychological shadow caused by it has not yet subsided.

"Calm down," Dick couldn't laugh or cry, "This is different from last time, this is cold fireworks."

He suddenly understood why the task reward was a lighting tool.

Bubbles sneaked along the route indicated by the map. They passed by many lively underwater cities, and new schools of small fish continued to join them. Come to the curious sight.

But the closer you get to Trench Country, the more desolate the seabed will be. When the huge, bottomless trench appears in front of you, there are no other living creatures around.

The bubble stopped at the edge of the trench, and Adele lay on the soft wall of the bubble and looked down.

Dick lit the fireworks, and the flames rippled in twisted arcs in the sea, "The Trench people are afraid of the light, and the light will keep us safe."

After all, he is just a weak mermaid, who has just adapted to swimming with his tail, and has not yet adapted to the fighting style of fish. If there is a fight later, he can't use his tail to pump the monsters of the Trench tribe. What a difference a feast of braised fish tail makes.

Adele pulled Dick into the bubble, she clapped her hands, and there was a soft "buzz", and a layer of dazzling light surrounded the bubble, so bright that it could be seen clearly from miles away.

Dick looked at the small firework stick in his hand, then at the bubble wall, and silently hid the firework stick behind his back.

The bubble dived all the way to the bottom of the sea without encountering a single monster.

"It must be because it was too bright, so I didn't dare to stand up." After confirming that the surroundings were safe, Dick cheered up. He said with some regret, "I still want to see what the leader of the Trench looks like with my own eyes."

Adele raised her finger to the distant cliff, and Dick took a closer look, and suddenly found that the cliff was full of holes, and in each hole was a dark monster hiding, looking down.

Dick: "...I didn't say anything."

The bubbles floated out of a deep trench against the cliff, and suddenly a large open flat land appeared in front of them, and a curtain-like enchantment was erected in front of them. The bubbles hit it, and there was a soft "poof", It was all broken.

Sea water came in from all directions and surrounded Adele and Dick. Dick was fine, but Adele was a little unlucky. She accidentally choked on the water and subconsciously opened her mouth to breathe heavily, but she could only inhale more. seawater.

Dick hugged Adele, who was struggling non-stop, and slammed into the barrier with her twisting strength. The ubiquitous sea water disappeared instantly, and without the buoyancy of the water, the two fell directly to the ground.

Dick folded his hands and pressed Adele's chest, and gave her two CPR, but it didn't work.Looking at Adele's pale and blue face, he took a deep breath and pinched her chin.

"I've been waiting for you for two days." A faint voice suddenly came from behind, Dick was taken aback, turned his head suddenly, and saw Damian riding on the back of a huge monkfish, who appeared at some unknown time not far away.

"The tail is good, she is the princess? She looks like she is dying." Damian looked away from Dick and landed on Adele's face. He waved his hand casually, and fine water flowed from Adele's mouth. She opened her eyes suddenly, supported her upper body with difficulty, and coughed continuously while facing down.

"It's okay, it's okay." Dick gently patted Adele's shoulder, "Don't be afraid, Adele, we've arrived."

Before Adele could speak, Damian frowned suddenly, "What do you call her?"

Dick was a little dazed, "Adele."

Damian began to grind his teeth, "Is she Adele Wayne?"

Dick nodded.

"I've decided," Damian said blankly, crossing his arms, "Grayson, just wait until it turns into a bubble!"

"Well, I wanted to ask just now," Dick didn't care about the foam question, he stared at Damian's chest, hesitant to say something, and finally whispered, "Your chest...um, What is it?"

Damian's complexion changed, it was as black as a dark cloud, he raised his hand to summon piranhas, and smashed them down on Dick.

"That's boobs! Boobs!" Damian yelled angrily, "What do you think!"

Dick's hair was covered with piranhas, his eyes were dull, and his voice was trembling in shock: "Little D... have you become a girl?"

"Sea witch," Adele said slowly, wiping the sea water from the corner of her mouth, "what gender do you think a witch is?"

Dick's main quest is stuck on "Changing Legs".

Because Damian refused to cooperate, no matter what Dick asked, he would not agree.

Dick tried to convince people, "Little D, don't you want to go back sooner?"

"No," Damian stroked the monkfish like a dog, "I think it's pretty good here."

Damian, who has evolved into a sea witch, can communicate with the creatures of the entire ocean, including the trench tribe living on the cliff not far away. He thinks this place is simply paradise, and he can consider coming here every year for vacation.

"Don't look at me, I can't help it." Similar to Damian's attitude, Adele was passive and sabotaged, and her desire to survive was extremely low.

"Then what should I do?" Dick lay face down on the table, "If you don't get the potion, you can't change your legs, and if you can't change your legs, you can't marry Adele and become queen—"

"Wait a minute," Damian raised his eyebrows, and suddenly became interested, "Are you going to be her queen? Are you going to get married?"

Adele's face was calm and she saw through the world. She had accepted the fucking reality, "Are you coming to the wedding?"

"Of course, how could I miss this kind of thing," Damian slapped the table and stood up, with a malicious smile on the corner of his mouth, "Wait, I'll get the potion."

"He still needs a bridesmaid," Adele continued quietly, but there was a sly look in her eyes, "I think you are quite suitable."

Damian's footsteps stopped, and his tone was gloomy, "If you want to splatter the wedding scene with blood."

After Damian left, Adele and Dick looked at each other and high-fived each other.

The potion is green, and there are tiny bubbles rolling out from below, which is weird no matter how you look at it.

"Isn't this really poison?" Dick raised the small glass bottle suspiciously, pointed it at the light bulb of the monkfish, and observed it carefully by the light.

Damian sneered: "Will you drink it or not!"

"I'll drink it." Dick made up his mind, and swallowed the medicine with his neck up. "If something happens to me...Huh? Apple flavored!"

Three seconds after drinking the potion, Dick suddenly showed pain on his face, and he held Adele's wrist firmly, "...it hurts a bit."

More than just a little pain, Dick's face turned pale from the pain, and beads of sweat stood out on his forehead.It felt like an ax had split his tail in half from top to bottom.

Adele's eyes sank, she endured the pain of being clenched by her wrist without saying a word, and carefully supported Dick's shoulders so that he would not fall to the ground in the swing.

The pain came and went quickly, Dick let out a sigh of relief, and kicked his legs, "The little mermaid is so brave—"

"I think it's better for you to put on your clothes first." Damian said coolly.

"...ah!" Dick screamed, grabbing the innocent monkfish to cover his lower body.

Monkfish: "???" What did I do wrong?

"Yes," Adele turned her head silently, "after all, there are two ladies here."

Damian raised his short leg and kicked Adele.

Adele dodged nimbly, "I can't kick it."

This time it was Damian's turn to be too angry to speak.

Dick successfully transformed from a mermaid back to a handsome young man. He said vigorously, "Let's go, let's go back and get married."

Damian smiled. "I should have recorded that."

Dick covered his mouth belatedly.

Damian summoned a huge shark, and he carried the three of them back to the palace from Trench Country.

The entire palace was decorated with lights and festoons, and everyone's faces were filled with joyful smiles.

Mr. Pennyworth rushed over with a large group of court ladies. He first saluted Adele, and then directed the maids to take Dick away as if kidnapping him.

"Your Highness, you are a little late," said Mr. Pennyworth, "and you may not be able to catch up... Oh, is this lovely lady your bridesmaid?"

Faced with a face that was extremely similar to Ah Fu, Damian refused to vent his dissatisfaction. He gritted his teeth hard, "No!"

"Okay, I see." Mr. Pennyworth waved his hand, and another team of maids came and took Damian away.

Adele felt the same way, thinking of what she might encounter next, she couldn't help feeling infinite sympathy for Dick and Damian.

After going through an untold amount of time, Adele, wearing a pure white and capable knight uniform, walked behind Mr. Pennyworth through the corridor covered with red carpets.

"Your Highness, are you excited?" Mr. Pennyworth asked suddenly.

Adele yawned, looked around lazily, she shook her head slightly, "No."

"One day you will understand the meaning of love." Mr. Pennyworth sighed, and he gently pushed Adele's shoulder, "Go."

The door opened, and dazzling white light poured out from the crack of the door.

The whole world began to shake, as if the mirror was broken, and the world reflected in the mirror also shattered.

In the chaos, Adele's gaze leaped over the fleeing crowd and landed on the spiral staircase.

Dick was standing high in a long wedding dress with tails and holding a bouquet of lilies. He noticed Adele's gaze, tilted his head and smiled.

Halloween, twelve o'clock at midnight, the second hand moves across the round dial, pointing to the invisible number one.

A loud noise similar to last night came from the chimney of the living room of Wayne Manor, and three gray-faced figures rolled out of the fireplace one by one.

"Welcome home, Master Damian, Master Dick, and Miss Adele," Afu, who had been waiting by the side for a long time, put blankets on the shoulders of the three of them, and asked politely, "Can you have a good time?" ?”

"Not bad." Thinking of the countless obedient sea creatures, Damian licked his lips eagerly until his mouth was full of ashes, "Bah, bah, bah!"

Dick struggled to get up. He felt that something was entangled. He looked down and found that he was still wearing a wedding dress. The long veil was hanging on the railing by the fireplace, and the white skirt was dusty.

Feeling the gaze of a group of eyes, Dick raised his head blankly, looked around, and found that the person observing him was Bruce standing by the stairs.

"Hi, Bruce." Dick greeted Bruce with a dirty paw.

Bruce looked deeply, "What are you wearing?"

"It's a wedding dress." Damian replied loudly, "I was attending the wedding of the two of them, why did I come back all of a sudden?"

Judging from his tone, it seemed quite regrettable.

The devil's son definitely did it on purpose. After his words fell, silence quickly swept the entire living room.

"Because it's time," the person who broke the silence was Constantine, with a cigarette in his mouth, his fingers moving nimbly, and he was gathering a bunch of scrolls, "The House of Mysteries is only open to the public on Halloween every year, and now it's Halloween It's the second day."

"You guys are busy, I'm leaving first." Constantine said goodbye in a hurry, "Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, don't look for me if you have anything to do, just treat me as dead!"

After Constantine left, the living room fell into deathly silence again.

Bruce moved. He walked over to the fireplace and picked up Adele, who was dazed from the fall.

After leaving the fairy tale kingdom, Adele turned back into the appearance of a little girl. She fell dizzy and couldn't react for a while, and she was still in a daze.

Bruce looked at Adele's shrunken cavalier suit, then at Dick's wedding dress.

Dick: "..."

Harm pia!None of my business!All this is done by Mariana!

mom!Come out and take the blame!

Dick shivered.