The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

"Miss, can you hurry up?" Jason was almost desperate for Adele. The girl's running speed seemed to him to be a slow walk, but they were running for their lives, not a spring outing. How could they be so leisurely!

"Do you think... I don't want to?" Adele gasped, clutching Jason's wrist tightly, "Let's change clothes, you must run slower than me!"

The dress on Adele looked beautiful, like a shining silver star falling on the blue sea, rippling in circles, but what's the use of being beautiful on the surface?The dress was so heavy that she even suspected that it was a private product brought by her mother. After all, no princess would wear a dress as heavy as a weight to attend a dinner party. Only Superman could hold such a weight and dance without changing his face.

Jason snorted, and pulled Adele into his arms with all his strength. He clasped her shoulders with one hand, and passed through the bend of her legs with the other. He exerted all his strength and hugged her directly.

Adele almost fell down—literally, the heavy skirt was falling down with all her strength, like an unwilling wraith trying to drag innocent people into the abyss—she quickly wrapped her arms around Jason's neck, Wei Wei opened her eyes wide, "What are you doing?!"

"Don't move around," Jason's face gradually turned red, and he couldn't help complaining, "Seriously, you are as heavy as two fully armed Batmen now."

Adele spotted Huadian: "...how do you know how heavy Batman is in full armor?"

Jason declined to answer the question.

Jason hugged Adele across the country with heavy loads, and the soldiers chased after him persistently.

Looking down from a high place, the whole castle is like a monster that has been awakened. Dense black spots continuously emerge from all directions, converge continuously, and finally rush towards the target in the same direction, which makes people feel chills inexplicably.

Countless soldiers rushed out, the visual effect was too shocking, neither Adele nor Jason had any intention of defeating these people, they turned around and ran away in unison.After all, two fists are hard to beat with four hands. Even if Superman is surrounded by the army, it will take a while to get out, let alone the two weak and pitiful ones.

Now that Adele doesn't have to run by herself, she finally has a chance to observe their pursuers.

The girl leaned forward, resting her chin on Jason's shoulder. Her eyes calmly swept from left to right, and finally focused on the soldier with a long gun closest to them.

Something seemed wrong... Adele narrowed her eyes.

I don't know if it was Jason's illusion, he felt that Adele was getting heavier and heavier, and his hands were sore from the pressure, so he had to say something casually to try to divert his attention, "Quickly use your charm of making people kneel down, put them all conquered."

"I can't conquer them. Those who chased us are all fake." Adele suddenly realized, and she said loudly, "They are made of wooden toys, and their bodies run light and fast. Can't use magic."

As soon as the wind blew up, Jason subconsciously tilted his head, narrowly dodging a shot from his ear.

Adele's eyes sank, and she raised her hand to firmly hold the barrel of the gun as she turned sideways. She pulled back with all her strength. The soldiers flew up, rolled and fell to the ground with a "pia ji", and in the blink of an eye, the army of wooden figures trampled and submerged.

Adele clutched the spear blankly, "Yes... yes! Since it's a wooden man—" it won't be too heavy.

Before she finished speaking, she suddenly felt that she was flying - Jason stopped abruptly, grabbed Adele's wrist and threw her out.

Adele took a deep breath, and the overlapping skirts spread out with the wind, like a blooming flower, she drew a graceful arc in mid-air, and then slammed heavily at the wooden soldiers who swarmed up, the skirts It swept across a large area in an instant, and none of the wooden figures survived, and they all lay on the ground without arms or legs.

Adele was expressionless: "I'm not a meteor hammer!"

Jason pulled the girl back like a kite string. He took her hand, supported her too slender waist, and helped her keep her balance and land firmly.

"As long as it's easy to use," Jason said casually, "It seems that heavy weight has its advantages."

Adele: "..." Where are my five-inch crystal high heels?I want to wear it and trample this man to death!

The Fairy Tale Kingdom only suppressed the magical ability, but did not weaken the fighting ability. After all, the body is still his own.

After learning that the soldiers were not real people, Jason no longer fled mindlessly. He took the spear from Adele's hand, waved it skillfully, and harvested the wooden figures one by one like weeding. Just cleared a small space.

But the wooden people will not be afraid, no matter how much Jason kills, they still continue to fight tirelessly and fearlessly.

If it doesn't work like this, what if the number of wooden people is endless?

"You block it first," Jason said quickly, he threw the spear to Adele, and freed his hands to fumble for the things in his pocket, "I remember a box of matches..."

"I don't think it's okay to do this." Adele put the gun on the ground and leaned on it to maintain balance. She kicked a wooden man in front of Jason with a flying kick, "Look at his face."

The helmet of the wooden man was cracked by Adele, and it split into two halves with a "click", and rolled to the ground, revealing the face that had been tightly covered before.

The facial features of the wooden man were drawn with red paint, which has been mottled and faded, and looks old.The painter adopted a realistic painting method, striving to be realistic every stroke, so even though the traces became lighter, Jason could still recognize who the wooden figure was at a glance.

Tim, this wooden man looks very similar to Tim.

"This..." Jason was taken aback, feeling an inexplicable chill behind his back, "This is Xiaohong?!"

He quickly attacked the other wooden figure, shattering its helmet and discovering that it was still Tim's face.

The third, the fourth, the fifth...the Nth, all of them.

"I found out before that they all look the same," Adele said, "These should be just simple wooden people, but why do they look like him..."

She had a vague guess in her mind—maybe Tim became a member of the wooden people, and only when Adele and Jason recognized him could he return to normal.

Jason thought of this too.

After Adele cleaned up a large group of wooden figures, when she attacked the last wooden figure in the field of vision, the wooden figure Ann suddenly grabbed her wrist clumsily.

"Please wait a moment, don't hit me." The wooden man's jaw opened and closed, and his voice sounded dull.

Adele: "...Huh?"

The gun that had already been pointed at the wooden man's throat came to a stop, and the tip of the gun trembled slightly due to the huge impact.

"Jason!" Adele yelled, "Come on, this wooden man can talk!"

The wooden man took off his helmet stiffly, revealing a face exactly like that of other wooden figures. His painted eyes could not blink, and his dull eyes fell directly on Adele's face.

Jason ran over, shaking off the sawdust all over his body, "You found it so soon?"

"It's better to say that he found me," Adele thought thoughtfully, "How can we help you? You won't always be like this, right?"

"I'm...Tim." The wooden man spoke very slowly, but he could feel that he was anxious, "Quick...admit me!"

How to admit it?Adele and Jason glanced at each other, she shook the wooden man's shoulder, "I admit you are Tim!"

With a few crisp sounds of "Kang Dang Bang Dang", Tim's wooden man was almost shaken so that parts fell all over the floor. He said with difficulty, "It's not...it's like this, it needs to..."

Tim's speech was slower than a snail climbing a vine, and it was unbearably suffocating. In addition, a new batch of wooden soldiers surrounded him, and there was no time to listen to his slow explanation.

"Oh, we'll talk about it later!" Adele picked up Tim's wooden figure and motioned Jason to follow her. "Shall we go back to the castle?"

It is much better to find a house to hide for a while, or to guard the door and kill the pursuers than to be surrounded by groups outside.

Jason agrees.

When the two... three people entered the castle again, the wooden people who had been chasing after them finally stopped. Places to go.

In the blink of an eye, the castle was quiet again.

Adele withdrew her gaze from the crack of the door. She breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and leaned lazily against the wall, and put the wooden figure on the ground, "Huh? Have you become heavier?"

The wood peeled off piece by piece like dry bark, quickly revealing the fresh "flesh" inside - soft cloth, shiny and sharp armor, and a living person wrapped under the cloth.

Tim struggled to break free and fell to the ground, coughing hard, choking out a mouthful of sawdust.

"Is it alive?" Adele opened her eyes wide, "I haven't done anything yet."

Tim said hoarsely, "You... hugged me."

Adele recalled the posture of carrying the wooden man just now, she really didn't think it was a hug.

Tim entered Kane Manor with Jason, Dick and Damian.Compared with Jason, he was really unlucky. Jason got the role of an ordinary gardener, but Tim tragically became a general with the witch queen's magic.

"The elf said that if I can't find the princess before I turn into a wooden man, I will be left here forever," Tim gasped, and he patted his chest with lingering fear, feeling a living heart in his chest This is the feeling of "finally coming back to life". "I went around the castle but couldn't find anyone else. The woodiness is getting worse and worse, and the movements are getting slower and slower..."

At the moment when Tim's whole body was wrapped in wood, he heard the radio resounding through the sky.

Tim's mood was extremely complicated at the time, as if thousands of huskies were wandering around him with their heads tilted and tongues sticking out.

Why!Why did I almost die, but Jason could easily meet the princess and elope with her!

Could it be that he is the chosen one, his own son?

I don't care, return the princess to me quickly!

Tim looked sad.

Jason shrugged, wondering what this has to do with me, who isn't a victim anymore.

"Don't worry, she's scaring you." Adele said, "No one will die here."

The story world created by Aphrodite is not a horror house, but a prank at best. She also sets a time limit to create a sense of urgency and motivation to complete the task.But even if Tim is passive and sabotage, he will still be sent to Adele by the elf before the deadline comes.

After all, the purpose of the goddess is to let Adele fall in love. Such a sweet and warm thing, of course, cannot be related to negative words such as death.

"Thanks," Tim said to Adele, "if it weren't for you..."

"Why are you so polite?" Adele waved her hand, "It's a small matter, this is not the first time I saved you."

Tim froze for a moment, "What do you mean? Have I met you before?"

you?Tut tut, listen...

The corner of Jason's mouth was raised, drawing a nasty smile, and he said meaningfully, "Xiao Hong, she is Adele."

Tim: "..." What? !

Tim's jaw dropped to the floor.

"So it's all because of you." Tim let out a long, resigned sigh. "What a unique Halloween treat."

Adele sat obediently in the chair, folded her hands neatly on the fluffy skirt, her face was full of innocence, "It's reasonable, I'm at most one-third responsible for this, The remaining two-thirds are split between my mother and Damian Wayne."

The relationship between Tim and Damian is not close, but after hearing Adele's defense, he felt that it was biased, "What does it have to do with him?"

"He refused to give me candy, so I had to go to someone else's house to ask for it." Adele justified, "If he had handed over the candy in the first place, all this would have been over long ago, and why would I need to sit down?" It's a forced blind date."

Jason & Tim: "... blind date?"

"Ah, you misheard." Adele pretended not to slip up, trying to fool the past, "In short, it's all Damian's fault, he is the culprit."

"No, no, you can wait for the blame, you can explain the blind date first, what's going on?" Tim was unmoved, "I smell the smell of conspiracy."

Adele said without changing her face: "You think too much."

Tim felt that he hadn't thought much about it. When the elf encouraged him to go to the princess for help, he said this-"Young man, have you heard the story of the frog prince? He wants to get rid of the curse and escape from the clutches of the evil queen." , you need to get the kiss of true love from the princess!"

Tim was a bit tactful, and ran to find a strange princess to ask for a kiss for help, fearing that he would be slapped away as a pervert.

"Then kiss the forehead? Hug? You can't ask for anything less!" The elf was very unhappy, and she muttered in a low voice, "This is far from what I expected!"

Tim cleared his throat, "So..."

Adele looked indifferent, "So?"

Jason said surprisingly, "So you can kiss him and we can get out of this hell?"

Tim & Adele: "..."

"Of course not!" Adele rolled her eyes, "That's the way to save him, not the way to leave here. Your mission is complete, and my story hasn't come to an end yet."

"What's the end?" Tim asked. "Be honest, princess, we're all grasshoppers on the same rope, so don't hide from each other."

Adele was silent for a long time before she spoke slowly: "The Halloween gift my mother gave me, in her words, 'is a love story'."

Jason and Tim looked at each other with a bad feeling in their hearts.

Adele continued: "What's the end of the love story?"

"I think there is someone who can definitely solve your doubts." Jason said.

"That's right," Tim and Jason cooperated tacitly, "We recommend you Dick Grayson, the moving hormone, the humanoid walks on its own—"

Jason put his hand over Tim's mouth.

"In short, the most important thing now is to quickly find Dickie." Jason changed the subject nonchalantly. "With him, all problems will be solved."

Adele nodded half-understanding, and she suddenly asked: "What is love?"

Jason & Tim: "..."

"Why do you ask this question?" Tim reminded cautiously, "You are the daughter of Cupid."

"The daughter of Cupid is not Cupid," Adele frowned, "I'm just wondering why my mother suddenly brought up this matter... She has never talked to me about similar topics before." Except in Amway, she and Bruce of beautiful love.

"Who can explain this clearly," Jason said casually, "you will know if you talk about it once."

"That makes sense," Adele blinked, "then—"

"Let's go then!" Tim jumped up and rushed out the door, and then he slammed into the closed door.

"That's why I didn't go ahead." Jason's mouth twitched, "What are you in a hurry for?"

Tim felt that the bridge of his nose was about to be broken, and his eyes gleamed with crystal tears, "You didn't say it earlier!"

When exploring the second half of the castle, Adele and his party did not encounter wooden soldiers again, but they did not encounter any valuable clues either.

The creator carelessly used the copy-and-paste method to rush work in a perfunctory manner. All the rooms are decorated in the same way, and the details are exactly the same.

If you follow the main line of Snow White honestly, this rough world will gradually develop and improve as the plot progresses, and finally the princess and the prince or the hunter or the gardener or the queen... It seems that something strange has mixed in, but It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter who it is, once the HE ending is achieved, this virtual world will be kept forever in Aphrodite's special storybook, and every time the page is opened after that, the person concerned can enter the aftertaste and appreciate it again.

The premise is that the director sends the script to each actor and forces them to act seriously.

The fact is that there is no script, the actors do what they want, and the director blindly opens the line, so the story has long been lost.

The little elf who was following secretly in the dark bit the handkerchief angrily.

But it doesn't matter, although she is a novice and has no experience on the road, she knows to prepare plan B just in case.

Doesn't this work.

"Send away those who have nothing to do with it first, and give them a small participation award," the elf murmured softly, "Catch...a new member, let me see who is so lucky?"

"...I feel like someone is following us." Adele looked back suspiciously.

The narrow, long and deep corridor is empty, and the sunlight shines on the ground through the colored windows, reflecting a colorful scene.

"Where is anyone, the wooden soldiers are gone." Tim yawned, feeling drowsy like a flood. He stayed up all night yesterday. He planned to stay up until the end of the night and go back to sleep. By the way, he adjusted the jet lag back, but There is always a gap between reality and ideal, now it is time to sleep, and he can only rub his eyes and run around.

"The last one," Jason stood in front of the wooden door at the end of the corridor, and he made a gesture of invitation, "Come on."

Adele took a deep breath and pushed the door open.

The whole world suddenly tilted ninety degrees the moment the door opened, the walls turned into floors, and the ceiling turned into walls. Unsuspecting Adele, Jason, and Tim fell into the abyss behind the door like dumplings.

Xavier Manor, where Eric disappeared, Professor X opened the door, fell into a ball with Eric who suddenly fell out, and fell to the grass.

"Eric?" Professor X took a deep breath as he rubbed his forehead, "Where did you come from?"

Eric's brain throbbed intermittently, and many familiar memories appeared in an instant. He simply sorted out these messy memories, and remembered what his people had done in recent days, and his face gradually turned black.

"Who plotted against me!" Eric—Magneto asked through gritted teeth.

Professor X said calmly: "Maybe you ate something bad yourself."

In Wayne Manor, Superman who couldn't hear his son's heartbeat came to ask what was going on. After Bruce briefly explained the cause and effect, he calmly picked up the coffee and prepared to drink it. Just as his lips touched the edge, there was a loud "boom" There was a loud noise, and several dusty people rolled out of the fireplace.

Clark: "...Son, it's not Christmas, it's not time for Santa Claus to appear!"

"Master Jason, Master Tim, Master Little Joe," A Fu came over with a tray of wet towels and handed them to the children one by one, "Are you the only ones?"

"It seems to be," Xiao Qiao sat on the carpet in a daze, "I have never seen anyone else, except Magneto."

Clark asked strangely: "Why is there a Magneto?"

"Entrances to the House of Mystery may appear in every corner of the world," Bruce explained, "and you can enter by pushing the right door at the right time."

Clark raised his eyebrows, "You mean Constantine's Mysterious House?"

Bruce nodded slightly.

Constantine once said that Aphrodite owed him ten years' rent, which was half true.

Constantine's technique of cheating and abducting is superb. He sells gods, demons and teammates. He has never been killed a few times in his life. He fell once in the hands of Aphrodite. He was forced to sign a contract and rent the mysterious house to the goddess. , the Goddess built the Kane Manor with the help of the Mystery House, as the adult residence of Mariana Kane and Adele's safe haven in the world.

After Mariana's "death", the manor disappeared, and the right to use it was taken back by Constantine. It only reappeared on Halloween every year, waiting for the next tenant to come.

Jason covered his face with a towel, and fled towards the door at high speed... Then he was stopped by Ah Fu.

"Master Jason, dinner is ready, please at least pack it up and leave after eating." Ah Fu said gently.

Jason sneaked a glance at Bruce, seeing that he didn't seem to be paying attention to him, so he nodded stiffly.

"I... I seem to remember." Tim looked in a trance, "I want to sleep..."

Before he finished speaking, Tim closed his eyes and fell backwards, being caught by Clark, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed.

"He's fine," Clark said after checking, "just tired and needs rest, let him sleep."

The night is like water, and the waves gently lap the beach.

Adele woke up in a daze, feeling drenched all over, and her clothes were tightly wrapped around her body, making her uncomfortable.

"You're finally awake." A deep sigh came from beside her, and Adele raised her head in a daze, and saw Dick lying on the rocks and staring at herself, his eyes were as affectionate as the sea.

Adele shivered inexplicably, "It's you... where are the others?"

"No one else, just the two of us." Dick climbed up, showing his upper body.He didn't wear any clothes, but stuck two golden shells on his chest.

Adele: "..."

"You..." Adele rubbed back, trying to stay away from Dick, she couldn't help asking, "Where are your clothes?"

"I'm a mermaid, without clothes." Dick spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders, his large tail with delicate scales patted back and forth on the beach, making a snap.

Adele fell into silence again.

I was wrong, mom, you let me go back, I am willing to elope with the gardener, I am willing to give the general a kiss, I am even willing to fall in love with the queen...

I have only one request, take this mermaid away!

Dick: My scales are so beautiful, they will refract colorful light in the sun!

Adele: Good looking, very beautiful :)