Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"Smells like pig feces?" The Hundred-eyed Demon Lord was surprised: "Sister Cancer, have you ever eaten pig feces?"

"Of course my lord has never eaten spider feces, but we spiders all live in caves and excrete every day. How could this lord have never heard of it?" The giant crab spider gave the hundred-eyed devil a dissatisfied look. Only then did I realize that I had made a mistake.

"It turns out that Sister Cancer was talking about the spider's spider. I thought it was the wild boar's pig."

The giant crab spider slammed its chopsticks on the table and said angrily, "Centipede, can you be more disgusting? You've only eaten pig feces!"

"Pfft..." Sun Wukong couldn't hold back his laughter, and there were many little demons simply snickering, and the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord didn't notice any of them for a while.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord asked angrily, "Xiao Jianghe, Xiao Hejiang, didn't you ask you to give the best food to Sister Cancer? Why does Tang Monk's meat smell like spider droppings?"

Sun Wukong said nonsense: "Monarch, Tang Monk must have been too scared before he died, which caused the meat to change its taste. But no matter how unpalatable it is, it is still Tang Monk's meat. If the Monk doesn't eat it because of this, wouldn't it be a waste?"

"That makes sense." The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord took a sip himself, and it did have a strange taste, but he could barely swallow it, so he asked a few spider spirits to eat it together.

The four spider spirits were so wronged, even if it smelled like spider droppings, I would give them a piece, but they only gave them beans and soup.One person picked up a bean and fed it into his mouth. He felt that it was not as good as spider droppings, and finally had to drink soup to swallow it down.

Seeing several people eating meat and drinking wine one after another, Monkey King and Monkey King were very happy.Tao Tao sneaked back to the kitchen and saw that the kitchen was already full, and everyone was staring at the remaining soup, so she generously shared the remaining soup with the little demons, who were full of praise.

"Is there anyone who hasn't drunk yet? Call all your friends over. If you have something good, you want to share it together." Tao Tao kindly reminded that there was still a small half of the pot left.

So the little demons came in to drink soup in different shifts, and finally finished the big pot of soup before forgetting about it.Tao Tao did the math, at least two or three hundred little demons drank the soup, hey, the rest are nothing to be afraid of.

Sun Wukong has been guarding outside, seeing the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord eating meat and drinking in big bowls, he couldn't help feeling proud.The four spider spirits also ate up the beans, finished the soup, and drank a few sips of wine.Only the giant crab spider ate a few pieces of Tang's monk meat, and probably couldn't stand the smell of spider droppings, so it pushed the bowl aside.As for the wine, he didn't take a sip.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord was about to bring over the unfinished meat of the giant crab spider to eat by himself, but suddenly his expression changed and he pressed his stomach.

"What's wrong with you? Didn't you eat too fast and your stomach hurts?" the giant crab spider asked knowingly.

"Stomach, my stomach hurts..." The Hundred-eyed Demon Monarch looked embarrassed, and was about to get up to go to the toilet when he suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood, which frightened everyone.

The little demons rushed forward, supported him with all their hands and feet, and said anxiously: "What's wrong with you, Demon Lord?"

"Pfft... Poisonous, poisonous..." The Hundred-eyed Demon Lord spat out another mouthful of blood, which was black.

The four spider spirits were startled, and suddenly they also felt a pain in their stomach, vomited blood, and the whole cave suddenly became a commotion.

"Hahahaha..." The giant crab spider stood up, looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "You disgusting centipede, you still want to marry this king? This king will send you to heaven! And you vicious women, since you like it so much Centipede spirit, go to hell to accompany him... Hahahaha..."

The Hundred-Eyed Demon King was shocked, pointed at the Cancer Spider with trembling fingers, and said in disbelief: "So it's you... Sister Cancer, why are you so cruel? I thought it was Monkey King who did the trick... How could it be you? How could it be you?" It's you……"

"Damn fat woman...you will die..." The spider spirits were also shocked and angry, hating to the extreme.

The giant crab spider glanced around indifferently, and proudly said: "You stupid monsters, this king is also something you can control and bully? Dead centipede, do you really think you are great? Hmph, after you die, this king is the owner of this mountain! Now My great king ate the Tang monk meat again, not only greatly increased his skill, but also could live forever, so you can only go to the underworld to envy... um..."

Before she finished chattering, she suddenly covered her stomach. Although she didn't squirt blood, her complexion was surprisingly ugly.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord had already given up on her. Seeing this, he gloated and said, "Why, you were poisoned too? You vicious woman, you really deserved it..."

"Shut up, you damned centipede spirit, you will die if you get poisoned by my lord. My lord went to the latrine and will come back to deal with you... um..." The giant crab spider wanted to kill all of them in one go. At this time, I can only cover my stomach and run to the toilet.

As soon as she left, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord immediately lost his temper and fell to the ground to die.The four spider spirits drank less wine, and they were all from the spider lineage, so they all survived the poisonous blood they spit out.But he didn't dare to stay too long, and wanted to escape before the giant crab spider came back.

Where did Sun Wukong give them this opportunity?As soon as the golden cudgel was drawn, all the spider spirits were killed with a few sticks.

Seeing that the boss is dead, the little demons dare to resist?Fearing and fleeing outside the cave, some held their stomachs while fleeing, while others farted non-stop, almost fainting the people behind them.In such a situation, the tree fell and the monkeys scattered.

"I didn't expect it to be easier than I imagined." Sun Wukong shook his head, not enjoying it yet.He changed back to his original form and went to save Monkey King and Sha Wujing. Tao Tao also came out with Tang Seng.

"Amitabha." Tang Seng looked at the dead bodies all over the ground and read.

Sun Wukong blew his breath and changed him back to his original appearance.

Sha Wujing smiled and said, "I knew that Master must be fine."

"Master, don't leave Amitabha, let's go out, it stinks in here." Zhu Bajie didn't want to stay for a moment, these little monsters didn't know what they ate, and they farted so badly that the whole cave stinks Smoked.

Sun Wukong said: "There is one more. Idiot, you didn't contribute this time, you can solve the rest."

Zhu Bajie taunted: "Brother Monkey, it could be that you are reluctant to do it, right? Although the giant crab spider is ugly and ugly, it is your suitor anyway."

"Are you going?" Sun Wukong made a gesture to hit him, but Zhu Bajie faltered immediately, and dragged Sha Wujing to go with him.

Tao Tao looked at Monkey King thoughtfully, and asked jokingly, "Brother Monkey, you are not really reluctant, are you?"

"Are you talking nonsense too? Is Lao Sun that kind of person?" Sun Wukong put his arm around her shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't learn from your brother, you will be led astray."

Tao Tao also laughed, if her brother heard this, he would have to find him desperately.

When Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing cleaned up the giant crab spider, Monkey King had already called the white horse, took off the luggage from the white horse, and helped Tang Seng up.So Sha Wujing picked up the luggage again, Zhu Bajie went to lead the horse, and the master and apprentice went west again.

Not far from Pansi Cave, Tao Tao suddenly said: "I have also summed up some rules."

"Little sister, what rules have you concluded?" Zhu Bajie asked curiously.

Tao Tao stretched out a finger and said with a smile: "First: Most of the monsters are greedy; Second: Almost none of the monsters have eaten delicious food; Third: To deal with this kind of monsters, use poison." Easiest. Eat it in one bite, and you won’t be able to fight back if you keep it.”

"Little sister is really amazing. According to this, we can prepare more poisonous medicine in the future? But this kind of poisonous medicine is not very easy to deal with, such as perspiration medicine and laxative can also be used to make do with it?" Zhu Bajie beat him on the spot I came up with an idea and planned to wait until the next town and buy some more for preparation.

Tang Seng reprimanded: "We are monks, how can we carry these things with us? If people know about it, they will think that our master and apprentice are robbing the house. Bajie, don't say such things in the future."

Zhu Bajie let out a depressed "Oh", and Tao Tao silently stuffed a handful of crotons back.

Sha Wujing smiled and said: "Don't talk about it, I have also summed up some rules."

"Old Sha, what can you conclude? Don't join in the fun?" Zhu Bajie said angrily.

"Second senior brother, what are you talking about? Why can't I sum up the rules?" Sha Wujing said seriously: "I found that every time the second senior brother went out to patrol the mountains, nothing good happened. Second senior brother, you will patrol the mountains next time. Don't take other people's things indiscriminately, and eat other people's things indiscriminately."

"You old Sha, how do you talk?" Zhu Bajie refused to accept it, and retorted: "It seems that you have confiscated and eaten? Wait, I found out that you have never gone out to patrol the mountains, Brother Hou, Master, come down!" Let Lao Sha go to patrol the mountains for the first time, what do you think?"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "Alright, let Wu Jing go out to exercise."

Sun Wukong also laughed: "I have no objection, but Wujing went out to patrol the mountains, and you, Bajie, will shoulder the burden."

Zhu Bajie was so angry that he slapped his fan shut and said bitterly, "I'll pick and choose. I'd like to see what kind of mountain this old Sha can patrol."

Sha Wujing had no choice but to say: "Second senior brother, I am not as strong as you and senior senior brother, so if you really encounter monsters, you all have to help me."

"We'll talk about it when we meet." Zhu Bajie glared at him.

Tang Seng said: "As a teacher, I have also summed up some rules."

Unexpectedly, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and Tao Tao screamed at the same time: "Master, you don't have to say it!"

"Apprentices, what are you talking about? How can you be so despised as a teacher? What I want to say is that I have been caught by monsters many times, and it is because of your rescue that I can escape again and again. I want to thank you You guys. Although you are not sincere to the Buddha, and you are greedy and eat meat all day long, you are really dedicated to protecting your teacher. If you can really go to the west to see the Buddha in the future, the teacher will definitely say a few good words for you .”

He smiled, and folded his hands towards Xi Tian: "You have both contributed and worked hard along the way. Even if you can't become a Buddha and become a saint, the Buddha will reward you some. Hey, why are you walking so fast? Wujing you Don't run away with the burden, but don't spill the contents. It's strange, why is Xiaobai walking so slowly today... Wukong, you wait for the teacher, what if another monster comes and takes the teacher away... ..."

In Tang Seng's long-winded confession all the way, he traveled thousands of miles in a blink of an eye. Today, at noon, the master and apprentice were walking to a stream.Tao Tao was about to light a fire to cook, and Zhu Bajie was about to go down the river to fish, so he ordered Sha Wujing to patrol the mountains.

Sha Wujing said helplessly: "Second senior brother, I have been patrolling the mountains for seven or eight days, why is it me again today? And there are no mountains near here."

Zhu Bajie rolled up his trousers and walked into the stream, unwillingly said: "Whenever you meet a monster, you don't need to patrol, Lao Sha, don't be lazy, go to patrol the mountains, and come back to eat after patrolling."

"Okay, I'm going to patrol the mountains." Sha Wujing had no choice but to put down his burden, took out his Demon Subduing Staff, and walked forward.

Not to mention how Sha Wujing patrolled the mountains, when Tao Tao put a large pot of fish into the pot to make boiled fish, a faint evil spirit suddenly struck, and Monkey King immediately stood in front of Tang Seng.

But he saw a head protruding from the bushes. The head was fluffy and had a pair of pointed ears, like a rabbit.The rabbit demon sniffed sharply, salivating, but didn't dare to take a step forward.

Monkey King saw that he was just a little demon with no knowledge, so he was not so nervous, but Zhu Bajie walked around behind the little monster lightly, and lifted him out, which made the little monster scream repeatedly.

"What is it called? What are you trying to hide here, little monster? Hey, what mountain is Senior Brother Sha patrolling here? Instead, all the monsters came to the door by themselves."

Zhu Bajie brought the little demon in front of several people, saw that the little demon was still carrying a small flag on his back, so he took a few glances at it.

"Who are you? What are you doing here?" Zhu Bajie asked.

The little demon stared straight at the pot and kept licking his lower lip, his saliva was about to flow out.

"Ask you something!" Zhu Bajie slapped him on the head.

The little demon looked at Zhu Bajie in fear, and stammered: "Small, little Zhuanfeng, my name is Xiao Zhuanfeng, my king asked me to come out to patrol the mountains. I smelled a good smell when I was patrolling, so , so I came over to have a look." He looked at Tao Tao with burning eyes: "Miss sister, what do you make, why is it so delicious?"

When Tao Tao heard the words "Little Zhuanfeng", she felt confident and couldn't help sighing.If you want to talk about the monsters you met along the way, this time is the most powerful one!One of them is the uncle of the Tathagata Buddha!

She glanced at Xiao Zhuanfeng, and said casually, "Can't you tell? I'm cooking Tang's monk meat."

"Taozi, don't talk nonsense." Tang Seng was helpless, how could Taozi be spoiled by these apprentices?

But Xiao Zhuanfeng exclaimed in surprise: "Tang Seng Meat? Miss Sister, how did you catch Tang Seng? My king also wants to eat Tang Seng Meat. These days we have sent dozens of Xiao Zhuanfeng out to patrol the mountains. In order to wait for a man named Tang Seng, why were you caught and eaten first?"

"You monster, you actually want to eat my teacher..."

"Who is your king? Where does he live?" Zhu Bajie was almost exposed, but was interrupted by Monkey King.

Xiao Zhuanfeng regarded them all as monsters, so he said without hesitation: "You don't even know my king? It must be a monster from outside. My king is the king of the lion and camel country in the eight hundred miles. The Tang monk is going to To learn Buddhist scriptures from the west, you must pass through the Lion and Camel Kingdom, and you need to find my king to change the customs clearance document. My king has planned to take down all their masters and apprentices at that time, but it was a step too late, and you guys took the initiative. .”

As soon as Tang Seng heard it, he secretly said that it was dangerous. If the monster hadn't leaked his words in advance, they might really be killed.

Sun Wukong was also a little lucky, and after thinking about it for a while, he asked again: "How far is your lion and camel city from here?"

"It's not far, it's only thirty or forty miles. You guys are so courageous that you dare to cook Tang monk meat here. If my king finds out, you will die." Xiao Zhuanfeng had enough of the aroma, and his brain gradually Be flexible.

His eyes swept over Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and others one by one, and finally fell on Tang Seng, exclaiming: "You are not monsters, you are people who learn Buddhist scriptures!"

"You little demon still has some knowledge, thank you for sending us such important information, my grandson will let you die quickly." Seeing that Xiao Zhuanfeng wanted to escape, Monkey King slammed his palm on his Tianling Cap, Xiao Zhuanfeng He fell to the ground and died on the spot.

Tang Seng closed his eyes and said "Amitabha", but Monkey King and Zhu Bajie searched Xiao Zhuanfeng's body, and finally found a black iron token, which was a sign for leaving the city and entering the city.

"Hmph, the king of the lion and camel country is a monster, and the ones sent out to patrol the mountains are also monsters. There must be many monsters in the city. The people of the lion and camel country don't know how they are doing." Monkey King was a little worried, and pulled out a few hairs He conjured up several identical tokens, and asked Tang Seng and the others to carry them with him.

"Brother Hou, according to what you say, isn't the lion camel country a den of monsters? Then should we enter the city?" Zhu Bajie put away the token, with a worried expression on his face.

Sun Wukong said: "Of course you have to enter the city, not to mention that this is the only way to go, even if you don't know that there are monsters occupying the city, you should help get rid of them."

Tang Seng nodded approvingly: "What Wukong said is true."

"Let's not talk about this for now, let's eat first." Tao Tao had already prepared the food, and just as it was on the table, Sha Wujing also came back from the mountain tour.

Sha Wujing has always been calm and calm, but this time he panicked and shouted as he ran, "Elder Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, it's not good, it's not good!"

"Junior Brother Sha, talk slowly if you have something to do, come, eat something first." Sun Wukong pushed the bowl in front of him, Sha Wujing sat down and was still out of breath.

"Eldest brother, something is really wrong. I patrolled the mountains to the front and found a city. I thought I would have a place to stay at night, but I took a closer look..." How could Sha Wujing be in the mood to eat?I just wanted to tell everyone to get out of here.

Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "What's the matter? Could it be that the city is full of monsters?"

"Second senior brother, how do you know?" Sha Wujing was startled, did Zhu Bajie follow him?

Zhu Bahuan looked at the dead body of Xiao Zhuanfeng not far away: "Isn't there one? The little monster patrolling the mountains, called Xiao Zhuanfeng, was attracted by food and told us that this country is called Lion and Camel Kingdom, and the king is a monster .”

Sha Wujing suddenly realized, took a few mouthfuls of rice from the bowl, and persuaded him: "Now that we know this, let's go quickly, this place is only thirty or forty miles away from the Lion and Camel Country, if those monsters find us, we will leave if we want to." I can't go away."