Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains... I visited the South Mountains and came to the West Mountains..." Suddenly there was a strange voice not far away, like someone was singing, or it seemed like they were talking about it.

Sun Wukong glanced at it and saw a faint demonic aura two miles away, so he knew it was another little demon patrolling the mountains.

"Bajie, quickly hide this little Zhuanfeng."

Zhu Bajie was eating the fish head, he went to carry the corpse with a displeased face, and finally kicked his feet into the grass.

Not long after, I saw a little demon who was very similar to Xiao Zhuanfeng staggering over, with a small flag on his back, and he kept moaning.

The little demon thought it was attracted by the aroma of the food, so he kept sniffling, when he saw Tao Tao and the others, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he ran towards him as if flying.

Running to the front, seeing that no one paid attention to him, he sniffed hard twice and said, "What are you eating? Why don't you pay tribute to His Majesty with such delicious food? Are you not afraid that I will report you if you eat it privately?"

But a pair of eyes stared straight at the food on the table, drooling so greedy.

Tao Tao picked up a piece of fish and deliberately shook it in front of the little demon, and the little demon's eyes moved back and forth with the chopsticks.

"Want to eat?"

"Think, think." The little demon opened his mouth and was about to bite, but Tao Tao fed it into his mouth with a thump, and the little demon stared his eyes straight in anger.

Tao Tao picked up another piece, smiled and said, "I'll ask you a few questions, if you answer honestly, I'll give you this piece."

The little demon chick nodded repeatedly like pecking rice: "You ask."

Tao Tao said: "What's your name? How many goblins does your majesty have?"

"My name is Xiao Zhuanfeng. My Majesty has [-] goblins, [-] guarding the east city, [-] guarding the west city, [-] guarding the south city, and [-] guarding the north city. In addition, there are [-] guards guarding the palace. Four thousand and eight, there are two hundred I came out to patrol like this." The little demon stared at the piece of meat, licked his lower lip and said, "Can I eat it now?"

Tang Seng Zhu Bajie and others frowned when they heard that there were so many monsters, but Monkey King snorted and seemed to ignore them.

"What's the hurry? There's still a problem." Tao Taoxin said that it seemed that all the patrolling people were called Xiao Zhuanfeng, she shook the meat again, and the little demon was obviously in a hurry.Tao Tao smiled and asked, "Are there still people in the city? How many people does your king eat every day?"

The little demon hurriedly said: "What are you talking about? Although my king is a monster, he doesn't eat people, and he told us little monsters not to eat people. There are more than [-] people in the city, and they all live and work in peace and contentment. Give the meat to us quickly." I eat, I haven't eaten meat for many days!"

Tao Tao finally fed the meat, and the little demon swallowed it in one gulp, and Mei's whole body relaxed a lot.

Zhu Bajie sneered, and muttered: "Who are you lying to? How can there be a monster who doesn't eat people? The one before said that he wanted to catch Master and eat him."

Sun Wukong, Tang Seng and others didn't believe it either, but felt that this matter was a bit strange.

"Let me ask you again, does your Majesty have any sworn brothers?" Tao Tao picked up another piece of meat. She remembered that the Golden Winged Roc had two sworn brothers, one was the green lion spirit and the other was the white elephant spirit.

But Xiao Yao shook his head and said: "My Majesty has no elder brother."

"Then what magic weapon does your Majesty have?"

The little demon said again: "How many magic weapons does my Majesty have... Why are you asking about this? Wait, why do you people look so like the Buddhist scriptures your Majesty told you to arrest?"

He hastily took out a scroll from his bosom, and there were indeed five people and one horse drawn in the painting. Although the appearance was quite different from Tang Seng and others, the configuration was the same.

"I didn't expect your majesty to be well prepared." Zhu Bajie glanced at himself in the painting, and said dissatisfiedly, "It's just that the old pig is too ugly."

In the portrait, he clearly has a pig's head and a pig's face, only Tang Seng and Tao Tao's paintings are human.

"My mother, help!" Xiao Yao was so frightened that he ran away, Zhu Bajie caught up with him and threw a rake on his back, and Xiao Yao died immediately.

Sun Wukong finished eating in two bites, and said: "It seems that I have to go to the city to have a look. Old Sun originally thought of making this golden cudgel bigger and longer, and crushing the monsters to death with one stick. Now he knows that there are still people in the city. It can’t be done like that.”

"Brother Monkey, I'll go with you." Sha Wujing volunteered.

"No, you have to stay and protect Master. The monster sent hundreds of little demons to patrol the mountain. What if another one finds Master, what should I do if I run to rescue the soldiers?" Monkey King looked at Tao Tao, Tao Tao immediately His eyes lit up: "Brother Monkey, I'll go with you."

"That won't work, it's too dangerous, little girl, you'd better stay here, I have brother to protect you." Zhu Bajie is not happy anymore, how can he let the girl get along with the stinky monkey again?

"Brother, just let me go. With Brother Monkey protecting me, nothing will go wrong." She took out the plantain fan and shook it: "Besides, I still have a magic weapon in my hand."

Zhu Bajie curled his lips and muttered: "Obviously the stinky monkey can go alone, but he wants to hook up with my sister, it's really hateful."

"What are you talking about, idiot?" Sun Wukong pinched his ears tightly, causing him to howl in pain.

Sun Wukong turned Tao Tao into the second little Zhuanfeng, and himself into the first little Zhuanfeng. The two looked at each other and smiled, planted a flag and headed towards Lion Camel City.

"Brother Monkey, what are you going to do? This monster will definitely not change the customs clearance document for us. But it is very difficult to fight all the way through, it is not easy to handle." Tao Tao felt that the matter was very difficult, and the golden-winged roc was very powerful. Strong, even Brother Hou might not be an opponent.

Furthermore, there are still the green lion spirit and white elephant spirit who don't know where to hide, plus tens of thousands of little demons, it's really a headache.

Sun Wukong said: "Don't worry, wait until you see this monster and see what's going on."

When the two arrived at the gate of the city, they found that what Xiao Zhuanfeng said was true, and all the guards were monsters.The two of them took out their badges and asked the guards to check them before they were put in.

After entering the city, it was even more surprising to see people coming and going on the street, no different from other towns, and they were all human beings.

"Brother Monkey, it seems that the monster is not lying." Tao Tao was both relieved and puzzled when she saw that the people were all smiling, and they looked like they were living and working in peace and contentment. "There really are monsters who don't eat people."

Sun Wukong said thoughtfully: "Perhaps that monster just deliberately made a false appearance, and when the master goes to the temple to change the customs clearance document, he will catch us all."

Tao Tao nodded, walked through several long streets, and arrived at the gate of the palace in a short time. Sure enough, the guards of the palace were all monsters, and there were several teams of monsters patrolling inside and outside. This lion and camel country is completely controlled by monsters up.

After showing the token, the two were let in. According to the regulations of patrolling the mountain, they had to report to the king after patrolling every day, so the two went directly to the residence of the golden-winged roc.

Unexpectedly, when they walked into the hall, the two of them were stunned. On the dragon chair, there was a beautiful and enchanting banshee.The banshee's clothes were half open, revealing a large area of ​​fair and delicate skin, which was lazy and charming, extremely alluring.

There are four tall and mighty male demons serving him, one fanning, one beating his back, one rubbing his legs, and one feeding him.

That situation was so extravagant that it was unsightly.

Tao Tao's brain is not working very well, but the golden-winged roc is actually a woman?What about Buddha's uncle?Became Buddha's aunt?

Legend has it that the Phoenix got the spirit of mating and gave birth to the peacock and the roc. The peacock was vicious by nature and could eat up people for four or fifty miles in one bite.Once he swallowed the Tathagata Buddha, and the Tathagata Buddha cut open his back and escaped.He wanted to kill the peacock, but was dissuaded by the Buddhas, saying that hurting him was like hurting his own mother.So the Tathagata Buddha spared his life, and stayed on the Lingshan Mountain as the Buddha Mother Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva.

The peacock can even swallow Tathagata, which shows its strength. Dapeng, as Peacock's brother... siblings, no, they are sisters now, so they must not be underestimated.

The two stared straight at each other for a while, and Monkey King was the first to come back to his senses, and reported: "The little one has seen His Majesty."

"Well, is there any gain from patrolling the mountain today? Is Tang Monk still here?" Golden-winged Roc glanced at the two and asked casually.

Sun Wukong's thoughts changed, and he replied: "Your Majesty, there are gains, there are gains."

"Oh? But did you see Tang Seng? Where is he? Come quickly!" The golden-winged roc suddenly became interested, kicked away the monster rubbing her legs, and stared straight at Monkey King and Tao Peach.

"The little one didn't see Tang Seng, but he saw Monkey King. The Monkey King was as tall as a bear, as strong as a bear, and had a violent temper... The little one went there after smelling the fragrance, but saw that Monkey King was eating people. The one with a bald head was a monk. After inquiring, I found out that Tang Monk angered Monkey King, so he killed and ate him!"

Sun Wukong made it up, and Tao Tao's mouth twitched when he heard it, and Tao Tao quickly echoed, "I ate it, and Sun Wukong ate it."

"Nonsense! Sun Wukong was ordered by Guanyin Bodhisattva to protect Tang Seng to go to the west to learn scriptures. How could he eat Tang Seng?" The golden-winged roc was shocked and angry, with a trace of sadness in his brows.

Monkey King flinched in fright, tremblingly said: "Even if it was eaten... the two of us almost suffered because of being discovered by Monkey King."

"Really?" Gold-winged Roc asked again in disbelief.

"I really ate it." The two said in unison.

"Oh, my miserable golden cicada, why are you so miserable... Could it be that the old man Tathagata Buddha deliberately made fun of him? Woooooo..." The golden-winged roc suddenly fell on the back of the chair, crying miserably He got up: "Why do we always have no relationship... I fell in love with you at first sight when I was in Lingshan, but Tathagata refused, and let you reincarnate, what kind of person to learn from the scriptures... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ..."

"I see that you have been reincarnated for the tenth life, and I feel so sad. I thought that if you get the scriptures this time, we will be able to achieve a positive result. How would you know... woo woo woo... You left again before I saw you... ...He is His Majesty here, just to meet you in a fair way... Woooooo... In order not to make you angry, he doesn't even eat people..."

Monkey King, Tao Tao: "..."

The golden-winged roc is still crying: "The damn Monkey King, I will definitely eat him to avenge you! Woooooo... Brother Jin Chanzi, you must wait for me, wait for me... Woooooo... ..."

Monkey King, Tao Tao: "..."

Tao Tao: "Brother Monkey, we seem to have screwed up the show."

Sun Wukong: "...It turns out that it is a romantic debt owed by the master. If I had known this, I would have changed my rhetoric."

Tao Tao: "Then is there still time to change her words now? Let Master coax her at that time, maybe she will be let go after coaxing her."

Sun Wukong thought for a moment, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, maybe we have misunderstood, then what Sun Wukong eats is not Tang Seng..."

"What did you say?" Gold-winged Dapeng raised his head suddenly, and wiped away the tears on his face twice: "Say it again, what Sun Wukong ate really wasn't Tang Seng?"

"Maybe it's not...Your Majesty, why don't you go out and have a look?"

"Your Majesty, we only saw him eating a monk. We heard that it was Tang Monk, but there was no confirmation from Monkey King." Tao Tao also echoed.

The golden-winged roc nodded in relief, and suddenly stared at the two of them hesitantly: "You said that Monkey King is tall, strong like a bear, and has a violent temper?"

"Yes, yes."

"No, I met Sun Wukong once in Lingshan. He was a golden-haired monkey. You must have misread it. Or, he was deliberately deceiving me!" The golden-winged roc's eyes suddenly turned cold: "I heard that Sun Wukong is the best at changing, could it be? Killed my subordinates and turned into their appearance? Monkey King, don't you want to deceive me!"

With a flash of golden light in his hand, he immediately attacked Monkey King and Tao Tao.

The two were startled, they didn't expect the other party to do it when they said they would, but fortunately they had been prepared and dodged hastily, so they didn't get hit by the golden light.But in this way, it was completely exposed.

"Okay, Monkey King, you really deceived me on purpose! Someone, arrest Monkey King and this monster!" The golden-winged roc roared angrily, and dozens of monsters rushed up and surrounded the two of them.

Sun Wukong blocked Tao Tao behind with one hand, while changing back to his original appearance, he said with a smile: "Master, so you are my teacher's wife. For my master's sake, please don't be rough. Otherwise, you will hurt your peace, and Master will not be so rude to you." The old man has a problem with you."

The golden-winged roc said angrily: "Don't talk so sweetly here! If I hadn't seen you through, how long would you be deceiving me? Hmph, you stinky monkey is really uneasy and kind, and you just want to take Tang Seng to sneak out from under my nose." Slip away, right? I'll arrest you first, and I won't let you go until you become husband and wife with Tang Seng!"

The little demons immediately rushed forward, and Monkey King pulled out the golden cudgel with one hand, and he was not polite.

"Bang, bang, bang" killed more than a dozen little monsters with a few sticks, and the rest dared not go forward.

"You hozen, who is causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, really have some skills." Seeing that the little monsters couldn't deal with Monkey King, the golden-winged roc couldn't sit still.Suddenly, he took out a thumb-sized bottle from his chest, and the bottle grew when exposed to the wind, and instantly became the size of a vase, and immediately covered the two of them.

Sun Wukong raised the golden cudgel to break the bottle, but a strong attraction came from the bottle, sucking them into it.Tao Tao secretly thought that it was not good. This must be the vase of the golden-winged roc. It is said that it takes 36 people to lift it. There are seven treasures and gossips in it, and 24 qi, which can turn people into pus and blood in just three moments.

As soon as the two of them were sucked in, the mouth of the bottle was covered, but the inside was not dark, the body of the bottle was shining with fluorescent light, and it was unknown what it was made of.

Monkey King smashed and poked with the golden cudgel, but it had no effect at all, so he was a little anxious.

"If Old Sun himself was trapped in it, he would die as well. Now you are also trapped in it, Taozi, would you blame me?"

As soon as he spoke, a fire dragon sprang out of the bottle, almost burning the two of them to ashes.It was only then that Tao Tao remembered that she could not speak in this bottle, otherwise she would get burned, but it was already too late.

Fortunately, Monkey King reacted quickly and dodged around with his arms around Tao Tao's waist, only to avoid the fire dragon's attack.The fire dragon disappeared quickly, and suddenly several giant pythons appeared in midair, and they opened their foul-smelling mouths and bit them.

The golden cudgel "bumped" a few times, one stick at a time, and quickly got rid of the giant python.Once the giant python died, it instantly became invisible, and as a result, a group of ants sprang out.

Tao Tao burned the ants with a plantain fan, and said, "What did you say, Brother Monkey? I entered the city with you voluntarily, so naturally we have the same blessings and difficulties."

Unexpectedly, the moment she opened her mouth, all the weird faces disappeared, and she returned to the calm and cool appearance before.

"It's weird, why does the old grandson bring all kinds of disasters when he speaks, but when you speak, it's calm?" Monkey King was a little surprised, but just after he finished speaking, another fire dragon rushed out.

Tao Tao hurriedly said: "Brother Monkey, stop talking!"

As soon as she opened her mouth, the fire dragon suddenly disappeared again.

Sun Wukong looked puzzled, but he didn't dare to speak again.

Tao Tao smiled and said: "I know! This vase is the treasure of yin and yang, the yin qi is cool, and the yang qi is hot. If a man opens his mouth, the yang qi will be strong and will bring disaster. When a woman opens her mouth, the yin qi will be hot." Come up, and balance is restored."

After she finished speaking, the yin energy immediately surpassed the yang energy. Although there was no abnormal phenomenon, the surrounding temperature dropped a lot.

Monkey King hurriedly asked: "Then can you find a way to get out?"

All of a sudden, the yang qi came up again, restoring the yin and yang qi in the bottle.Now no one dared to speak anymore, Tao Tao shook her head regretfully.

Sun Wukong couldn't speak, scratched his head anxiously, and finally wrote on the bottle with a golden cudgel: You try with a mace.

Tao Tao's eyes lit up, she took out the mace from the space, and "touched" the bottle a few times, but she didn't even make a mark.I also hammered the handle of the banana fan a few times, but it still had no effect.

Now the two are depressed.

Not to mention how Sun Wukong and Tao Tao tried to escape, they didn't know that on the way to the lion camel country, something happened to Tang Seng.

The three masters and apprentices were sitting in the shade to rest, waiting for the news of Sun Wukong and the other two, when two dark winds suddenly struck from a distance.Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing became vigilant immediately, and saw two figures, one green and one white, appear in the shadowy wind.

The blue figure is covered with lion fur, while the white figure has an elephant nose, they are the blue lion spirit and the white elephant spirit.

"No, it's a monster!" Zhu Bajie was shocked, and pulled out his magic weapon, the nine-toothed rake, and blocked Tang Seng behind him.