Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"Hahahaha...Brother, it really is Tang Seng and his party! We really got here this time without any effort." Seeing this, Bai Xiangjing laughed loudly, swinging a one-meter-long elephant trunk back and forth, quite funny.

Qingshijing also laughed and said: "Isn't that right? It's a good thing we also sent many little demons to patrol the mountain, otherwise the banshee from the Lion and Camel Kingdom would have stepped up first. Hey, while Monkey King is away, let's get rid of Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing , Hurry up and take Tang Monk back to eat."

"The monster speaks so loudly, does he really treat the old pig as a dead pig?" Zhu Bajie was not angry, and rushed up holding the nine-toothed rake.

Qing Shi Jing dodged and laughed loudly: "Second Brother, I will leave this pig to you to deal with."

"Brother, don't worry, I promise to beat him into a pig's head." Bai Xiangjing flicked his long nose and immediately caught the nine-toothed rake, Zhu Bajie yanked it a few times but failed to pull it back.

Simply loosening the rake, Bai Xiangjing immediately staggered a few times.Zhu Bajie was secretly happy, and ran over with fists and kicks, until the white elephant spirit finally loosened its nose.

Bai Xiangjing was furious, and a puff of black smoke suddenly spewed out of his nose. The distance between that nose and Zhu Bajie was less than one meter. Zhu Bajie was hit by the trick at the first time, and his head became dizzy immediately, and he couldn't even hold the nine-toothed nail rake. up.Bai Xiangjing took the opportunity to throw his nose over and knocked Zhu Bajie unconscious.

Sha Wujing had no strength to fight back against the Green Lion Spirit, and was defeated by the Green Lion Spirit in less than ten rounds.Tang Seng wanted to escape on a white horse when he saw the opportunity, but how could he run away from two monsters?Soon he was caught too.

At this time, a large group of little monsters rushed out, carrying the spoils back to the lion camel cave.

All this was seen by a little demon patrolling the mountains under the Golden Winged Roc. The little monster was terrified. After all the monsters left, he hurried back to the city and reported to the Golden Winged Roc.

"Crack!" The golden-winged roc had just captured Monkey King and Tao Tao, and was about to meet Tang Seng. Hearing this, he jumped up and said angrily: "The green lion spirit and the white elephant spirit are really not the same thing, even my own people!" Dare to rob, I have really indulged them these years! Come on, count the soldiers and horses, I will lead the army to clean up these two things!"

The demons were trembling with fear of her majesty, a tall deer demon who often served by her side carefully suggested: "Your Majesty, the green lion spirit and the white elephant spirit live on the lion camel mountain, and the road on the lion camel mountain is rough and difficult to stand on." People, even if you lead an army, it will not be effective."

"Then what do you think should be done?" The Golden Winged Roc walked up and down irritably, is he going to watch his beloved man being swallowed by two monsters?

The deer demon said: "Your Majesty, why don't you give them the courtesy first, and persuade them to hand over the man. If you don't hand over, it's not too late to do it. Although the green lion and white elephant are powerful, they must not be your Majesty's opponents."

"Hmph, if I still want to treat two barren mountain wild monsters first and then fight, won't I lose my reputation? What are the green lions and white elephants? My mother's men dare to covet them, see if I don't peel their skins!" Jin Chi Dapeng became even more angry, and immediately he didn't order any soldiers, and only led a few hundred little demons guarding the palace, and rushed towards Shituo Mountain in a hurry.

When she arrived at Shituo Mountain, she took out a dark iron steel fork and beat towards the entrance of the cave, no matter what the ceremony was.

There was only a loud "boom", which caused dust to fly in the lion camel cave, and small stones on the mountain wall rolled down.

"Green lion and white elephant, you two shameless bastards! Give me back my wife's man, or I will strip your lion's fur and your ivory, and you will be unable to see anyone in the future!"

Qingshijing and Baixiangjing were having wine to celebrate in the cave, when they heard the words "puchi", they spewed out the wine, their old faces flushed red.

Bai Xiangjing coughed a few times, and said angrily: "Brother, can you bear it? This woman has come to the door, and she is here to ask for Tang Seng, and she will lick your lion's fur and my ivory. It's really deceitful." !"

"What the second brother said is that she took over the lion and camel country with a little bit of ability, and ate wine and enjoyed happiness every day, but we two brothers can only nest in this cave. Hmph, now that Tang Seng has been arrested, she is still bullying her." Come on, is it tolerable or unbearable! The two of us brothers will go out today and show her some color!"

Qing Shijing drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, let the little demon fetch it and put it on, and walked out of the cave with Bai Xiangjing.

"You bitch is so domineering, how dare you come to bully your door, do you really think our brothers are easy to bully?" The green lion pointed his sword at the golden-winged roc, and saw that she only covered the important parts with light gauze, and the rest was half covered. She half-covered it so as not to be seductive, and said sarcastically: "I really miss men like crazy, and I always dress like this when I go out."

Bai Xiangjing licked his lower lip covetously, sucked his saliva and said: "Brother, she must think that men are too lonely, so she deliberately came to seduce you and my brother... Hahahaha..."

The golden-winged roc's face turned cold, and the steel fork suddenly forked over: "See if I don't tear up your two stinky mouths! I'll give you another ten or eight men! Let your mouths stink!"

The "slap" slap happened to hit Qingshijing's face, and Qingshijing's face was immediately covered with five finger prints and swelled up.

Another slap with a "slap", this time hit Bai Xiangjing's long nose, the pain made Bai Xiangjing almost cry.

However, the green lion and the white elephant are also demon kings at any rate, and they will not be easily led by dogs. The two brothers cooperated tacitly, and they also beat the golden-winged roc back several steps.

The battle between the three big monsters lasted for an hour or two, but they didn't know that Monkey King and Tao Tao finally found the way to break the vase.

It turns out that the yin and yang qi inside the vase need to maintain stability. If one side is too strong, it will destroy the pattern.So Tao Tao used the plantain fan to break the situation. This plantain fan can fan out the aura fire that is naturally drawn from the invisible.

A fan came out, and a fire dragon swirled out. At the same time, the treasure bottle itself also sprayed out a fire dragon, and the flame in the bottle suddenly increased a lot.Enduring the scorching heat, Tao Tao fanned out a second time, and now the fire dragon sprayed out of the bottle was directly swallowed by the aura fire.

Tao Tao fanned out the third fan, and the entire bottle was filled with raging flames in an instant.Fortunately, Monkey King has been protecting her, so she was not burned.

With the fourth fan out, the temperature in the bottle was already comparable to that of a flaming mountain, and the treasure bottle finally couldn't bear it, and it exploded with a "bang"!

Monkey King jumped into the sky with Tao Tao in his arms, crashed through the roof and escaped.The two wanted to settle accounts with the golden-winged roc, but they heard that the other party had gone to the lion camel cave, saying that it was the two big monsters in the lion camel cave who had captured Tang Seng.

"Besides this banshee, there are other monsters who dare to attack Master. Taozi, it seems that we have been fooled. Those two monsters must have found out that Lao Sun and you have left, so they dared to attack Master." Monkey King Without saying a word, he and Tao Tao flew to Shituo Cave. No matter which side the master falls into, it will be very dangerous.

"Brother Monkey, fortunately, these two monsters are opposites. They fight with snipe and clam, and we can benefit from it." Tao Tao secretly thought that the green lion and white elephant still appeared on the stage, but the golden-winged roc made an appearance with them. the enemy.

"It makes sense." Monkey King turned his worries into joy.

When the two arrived at the Lion Camel Cave, they really saw the golden-winged roc fighting with two demon kings in mid-air.

Sun Wukong turned the two of them into the appearance of little demons again, and sneaked into the lion camel cave while taking advantage of the chaos.There were less than a hundred little demons left in the cave to guard them. The two found that Tang Seng was tied to the pillars in the big cave in the middle, and Zhu Bajie had a bag on his forehead, which was bruised and purple. It was very pitiful.

Tao Tao's heart ached when she saw it, and at this moment, she didn't care whether to be exposed or not, so she killed several guarding demons with a single blow.Such a big movement naturally alarmed other monsters. Monkey King almost refused to come, and killed several of them with one stick.

Urging: "Tao Zi, save someone quickly!"

"Little sister, are you and the stinky monkey here?" Zhu Bajie immediately beamed with joy, and even the big bump on his forehead glowed a little red.

"Brother, what's the matter with your head? Why is it swollen like this? Who beat you?" Tao Tao cut the ropes on everyone's body in twos and then went to look at Zhu Bajie's forehead. Take a breath.

Zhu Bajie angrily said: "That elephant with a long nose is too hateful! His nose is as hard as iron, and he knocked the old pig out when he swung it over like this. It was his nose that made the big bump. No, the old pig must Find him to settle accounts! How dare you damage my handsome face, damn it."

Tao Tao: "...Brother, forget it, let's run away. While the queen of the Lion Camel King is fighting these two monsters, we might be able to walk out of the Lion Camel Ridge in one go."

"Then I was almost disfigured and let it go? I can't swallow this breath. Without my handsome appearance, those women won't love me anymore." Zhu Bajie groaned and refused to leave, he wanted to cut off the nose of the white elephant spirit Only by losing can you relieve your hatred.

"If you are hit by him again, your handsome appearance will really be ruined. Brother, let's go." Tao Tao was speechless, dragging his arm and hurried out.

Sun Wukong opened the way in front, quite a posture of blocking and killing gods and Buddhas as if to destroy Buddhas, and killed all the little demons who broke in with one encounter.

Tang Seng ran for his life while chanting Amitabha Buddha. When he came outside the cave, he saw little demons fighting all over the mountains and plains, and his expression changed slightly.

The lion camel mountain is surrounded by high mountains and mountains, and Monkey King led a few people to drill into the woods, so that it would not attract too much attention.Tang Seng ran for a while and couldn't run anymore, so everyone helped him onto the horse, but the noise became louder this way.

As soon as they escaped, the surviving little demon yelled at the mountain, the green lion, white elephant and golden-winged roc were already annoyed, they all stopped and flew down.

Each of the three grabbed a little demon and asked sharply, "Who ran away? How?"

The little demons trembled and said: "Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and the white horse all ran away, and the ones who were rescued by the two monsters may have been transformed by Monkey King."

"Damn it, that stinky monkey was able to escape from my vase." The golden-winged roc was startled, and was about to go after them.

The green lion and the white elephant hurriedly said: "Look at you, if you hadn't come to pester me, how could Sun Wukong save people so easily?"

"Obviously you are useless, hmph, no matter if Tang Priest goes to the ends of the earth, I will definitely catch him back!"

White Elephant shook his nose and said in a deliberative tone: "That's not what we mean. Think about it, Monkey King is scheming, good at changing, and has high force. You may not be able to catch him alone. Why don't we join forces? How about going to catch it together? When Tang Seng is caught, the three of us will share equally, anyway, eating a piece of Tang Seng's meat will make us immortal, and we don't need to fight back and forth."

The golden-winged roc was about to scold angrily, when he suddenly had a second thought, thinking that this was also a good idea.This place is relatively the territory of green lions and white elephants. They are more familiar with the road. Hey, after Tang Seng is caught, she will find a way to get him.

So he pretended to think for a moment, and replied: "Just do it this way, wait until Tang Seng is caught, and share equally with each other, let's go!"

Only then did the green lion and white elephant breathe a sigh of relief, and they really pointed the way: "Go this way, there is a cliff ahead of their road, a dead end."

Sun Wukong and the others ran for half an hour before they reached the end of the woods. Zhu Bajie rushed too fast and almost rushed out, but was fortunately caught by Tao Tao.

Looking at the cliff ahead, Zhu Bajie broke out in a cold sweat: "Smelly monkey, what road are you leading? The old pig almost died. This is good, where are you going?"

"Dead pig, who told you that you don't have eyes? Old Sun has never been here before, so how do you know it's a dead end? If it's just me, I can fly over with a spell, but Master's mortal body can only go forward step by step , It’s hard to handle.” Monkey King glanced left and right, there are actually three cliffs here, and going there is a dead end.

"They seem to be chasing them." Tao Tao heard Xixisuosuo's voice, turned around to look, and saw the dazzling dress of the golden-winged roc.

Next to the golden-winged roc, there were the blue lion spirit and the white elephant spirit. Seeing this lineup, Tao Tao knew that she would definitely not be able to escape.

"Hahahaha... let's see where are you going? Sun Wukong, even if you are superior in chess, don't even think about escaping from the palm of my king." Seeing the three of them walking towards the crowd step by step, Tang Seng kept backing away. Almost stepped on the edge of the cliff.

"Brother Sanzang, why are you running away?" Once the golden-winged roc saw Tang Seng, he never took his eyes off him.Jiao Didi yelled, and the blue lion and white elephant felt numb all over, how could they look as fierce as before?

Tang Seng was almost frightened by her, so he didn't dare to take a second look.

Monkey King whispered: "Master, I forgot to tell you that the banshee over there is Master's wife."

"You monkey talk nonsense again, where did you come from, the teacher's wife? Don't tarnish the innocence of the teacher. If you talk nonsense like this again, the teacher will not let you go." Tang Seng frowned, not believing Monkey King's words at all.

"Master, I'm not talking nonsense this time, it's just that you don't remember what happened in your previous life. The monster said that she fell in love with you at first sight when you were still a golden cicada. She has waited for you for several lifetimes, and she is infatuated. Master , why don't you just say a few words, maybe she will let us go."

Monkey King is not afraid of these monsters, but now that he is on the edge of a cliff, even if he can escape, Tang Seng will definitely not be able to escape today.It's better to use a bitter trick, maybe it will work wonders.

Where is Tang Seng willing to listen to him?Just treat him as gibberish and don't say a word.

The green lion spirit got impatient with waiting, so he raised his sword and rushed over. Sun Wukong blocked it with a stick, and the white elephant spirit also used his nose as a weapon, trying to sweep Tang Seng away.

"Proboscis, eat your grandpa pig!" Zhu Bajie has been unhappy with Bai Xiangjing for a long time, and is worried that he has no chance of revenge, so he sent it to his door.

Seeing that he was in a hurry, Sha Wujing went to help him, but Tao Tao stayed by Tang Seng's side, watching the golden-winged roc vigilantly.

The golden-winged roc came over enchantingly with his waist twisted, covered his mouth and said with a light smile: "Brother Sanzang is still as handsome as before, he really blush after just looking at it. Back then you were still a disciple under the seat of the Tathagata. So handsome and cute, it makes people fall in love at first sight."

Tang Seng blushed and said, "Amitabha, benefactor, you must have mistaken the person."

"I didn't admit my mistake. Even if you turn into ashes, people can recognize you at a glance." The golden-winged roc was about to grab Tang Seng's arm, but Tao Tao blocked it with a mace.

The mace was the treasure of the Buddha from the East, and the golden-winged roc withdrew its hand like an electric shock when it touched it, as if it was a little scared.

"Hmph, you monster actually has a Buddha treasure, where did you steal it from?"

"I won this, let me tell you, if you come here again, I will not be polite." Tao Tao stood in front of Tang Seng, holding a mace across his chest.

The golden-winged roc sneered and said, "Even with this kind of Buddha treasure, it can't hurt me. Let's see!"

The steel fork suddenly attacked Tao Tao, and Tao Tao's mace was much shorter than the steel fork, and he suffered a loss immediately.Fortunately, he was flexible enough to dodge, but unexpectedly, the steel fork hit Tang Seng's arm and pulled him over.

Tang Seng let out a cry of surprise, and was immediately embraced by the golden-winged roc.

"Brother Sanzang, let's go back and get married right now." The golden-winged roc was overjoyed, hugged Tang Seng and wanted to fly away, Monkey King and his gang, the green lion spirit and the white elephant spirit were all in a hurry, and they all rushed over.

"Monster, let go of my master!" Sun Wukong's eyes were sharp. Although the monster was unlikely to hurt Tang Seng, he was afraid of it.

Bai Xiangjing also yelled: "Why did you go back on your word, mother-in-law? Didn't you promise to catch Tang Monk and share equally? Now you actually want to take it all by yourself?"

"Where is there alone? I just want to take him a step ahead, so that Monkey King and the others don't catch up." The golden-winged roc didn't want to tear his face at this time, otherwise she would have nothing to eat if these people went up together.

"No! We have to go together, otherwise we won't be able to go anywhere." The green lion and the white elephant didn't trust her at all, how could they dare to let her go alone?

The golden-winged roc rolled its eyes, and said coquettishly: "Okay, then you guys quickly get rid of Monkey King, and I'll wait here."

The green lion and the white elephant looked at each other, and the green lion suddenly attacked Sun Wukong, while the white elephant commanded the little demon to besiege Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and Tao Tao, stepped out by himself, and grabbed Tang Seng's arm.

"You monster has a lot of eyes, I have to be on guard."

"It's just you." Gold-winged Dapeng was displeased. Seeing that the battle of Qingshi Jing was in a tight spot, he took out another treasure from his chest and threw it at Monkey King.

Immediately, a burst of red smoke came out, and Monkey King only took half a puff when he felt a burning pain in his chest, and then his whole body ached like needles.The green lion spirit saw the opportunity and slashed out, chopping on Monkey King's head with a muffled sound of "dang".Although he didn't chop off his head, it made him dizzy.

"Brother Monkey!" Seeing that the situation was not good, Tao Tao immediately slapped the green lion spirit with a fan, a fire dragon sprang out, and it was about to burn the green lion spirit, but the blue lion spirit flew away vigilantly, avoiding a robbery.

Sun Wukong rolled on the ground in pain, without this threat, the green lion spirit and the white elephant spirit teamed up again, and quickly subdued Tao Tao and the others, and brought them back to the lion camel cave.