Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

The Green Lion Spirit and the White Elephant Spirit were victorious this time and returned with a full load. They tied Monkey King and the others in the cave, and then ordered the little demons to serve wine, intending to celebrate.The golden-winged roc watched coldly, thinking how to get Tang Seng away, hum, she couldn't bear to have her sweetheart eaten by these monsters.

"Sister Dapeng, we also don't know each other. Now we join hands to catch Tang Seng. It's considered a relationship. Why don't we become brothers and sisters with different surnames? From now on, we will share the blessings and share the difficulties." Qing Shijing gave Jin Chi Dapeng toasted, obviously intending to win over.

After all, he and Bai Xiangjing teamed up to draw with the Golden Winged Roc in the previous battle. If such a powerful master can be brought over, their strength in the Lion Camel Cave will be greatly enhanced.

The golden-winged roc glanced at the two of them, raised its white and tender legs and said: "I think it's better to forget it, you are not as good as me in terms of strength combined, but you are a lot of people in terms of age. If it is a brother and sister, I will not be worth it? If I were the eldest sister, I don't want to bring you two oil bottles."

Qingshijing and Baixiangjing were so irritable that their faces turned red and then paled. They wanted to have an attack but were afraid of hurting their friendship, so angry that they couldn't drink any more.

Sun Wukong, who was tied aside by them, survived the effects of the medicine and finally woke up. Hearing this, he sneered secretly, and for some reason, he moved his hands, and the rope on his body was automatically untied.He transformed into a fly and disappeared with a buzzing sound.

Seeing this situation, Tao Tao also changed, and suddenly changed back to her original shape, but fell to the ground with a "boom", making her dizzy.

"Little sister, be careful, did you get hurt?" Zhu Bajie reminded in a low voice, with a worried look on his face.

"Huh? What's the sound?" Bai Xiangjing heard that the voice was wrong, turned his head, and saw that there were only two ropes left where Monkey King and Tao Tao were bound, and immediately exclaimed: "No, then Monkey King and Tao Tao ran away. Lost!"

"Ah! How did you run away? We've been sitting here all this time." The green lion spirit was shocked. What the hell is going on with Monkey King?He was able to escape right under their noses.

Bai Xiangjing said depressedly: "Brother, the Monkey King who knows how to change may have turned into a fly and a mosquito."

Qing Shijing looked around anxiously, and suddenly saw something the size of a palm: "Wait, there seems to be a pig in front of you, it must have been transformed by Monkey King, catch him quickly!"

Bai Xiangjing looked down and saw a pig at his feet, but the pig was very small, only as big as his palm, and stared at him with a pair of mung bean eyes.

"Sun Wukong, let's see where you are going!" Bai Xiangjing was overjoyed, and lowered his head to catch Tao Tao, who jumped under the table.

"Going under the table! Second brother, I'm here, you go over there, you must catch him!" Qing Shijing shouted, and Bai Xiangjing immediately knelt down and looked at the bottom of the table. One person is on the side, stretching his arms to reach.

The table was not big, and Tao Tao ran twice without getting out. Seeing that she was about to be sandwiched between her two hands, she jumped up in a panic, and her head hit the table with a "boom", tearing her eyes from the pain. all out.

The big hands of Qing Shi Jing and Bai Xiang Jing held together, thinking that they had caught Tao Tao, the two kept tugging at each other, shaking the table loudly, in the end, Qing Shi Jing won, and Bai Xiang Jing won. He slammed his head against the table, making a big hole in the table.

"Ouch... Big Brother, you're wrong, you're grabbing my hand, not that pig." Bai Xiangjing finally came to his senses, and hurriedly let go of his hand to rub his head, while looking under the table again.

Where will Tao Tao wait for them to catch?She quickly rushed out from the other direction, but a group of little monsters stood in front of her, she had no way to escape, and was caught by the white elephant spirit in the end.

Bai Xiangjing grabbed the back of her neck roughly, and said with a sneer, "Sun Wukong, run away again! Don't think that if you become a pig, the king will not recognize you. You will be steamed with Tang Seng in a while, although the meat A little less, you can also bring it to drink."

"I'm not Monkey King, I'm really not Monkey King." Tao Tao felt so wronged, if it was Brother Monkey, how could he become a pig waiting for someone to catch him?It has long since turned into flies and mosquitoes and flew away.

"You still dare to quibble? I didn't expect you to be a monkey who dares to act and not to be." Bai Xiangjing taunted, grabbed her nose with one hand, and Tao Tao wanted to kick him in pain.

Tao Tao was tearful, looked at Bai Xiangjing pitifully, and said, "Uncle, I'm actually your relative, and I don't even know who Monkey King is... blah blah... don't eat me, okay? I'm fine." It was easy to sneak out of the house."

"Nonsense, how could my lord have relatives like you? My lord is a white elephant, and you are a pig!" Bai Xiangjing secretly scolded Sun Wukong for being shameless, even saying such words in order to escape.

"I'm not a pig. How can there be such a small and cute pig in this world? In fact, I am also a white elephant. Look at our noses, they are all so long..."

"Bah! You are talking nonsense with your eyes open. Where did your nose grow?" Bai Xiangjing was so angry that he blew his beard and stared. He had never seen such a shameless person before.

Tao Tao was not discouraged, and continued to analyze: "I am a Siamese baby elephant. Our Siamese baby elephants had such long noses when they were young. When they grow as big as you, their noses will be as long as yours."

"Hey, you're from Siam too?" Bai Xiangjing suddenly became interested and held Tao Tao in front of her eyes, not so rudely.

"Yes, uncle, are you also from Siam? Then you should know that we have many species in Siam. My species is called Xiao Xiang Xiang. Have you ever heard of it?" Tao Tao spoke nonsense in a serious manner. Blinking mung bean eyes, Bai Xiangjing's eyes shone brightly.

Bai Xiangjing rejoiced and said: "This king is from Siam! This king has been in China for hundreds of years, and he has never seen any other Siamese elephants, nor heard of any small fragrant elephants."

"That's no wonder. Our Xiaoxiangxiang was only cultivated in recent years. It is your distant relative, uncle. I was sent to Zhongtu as a tribute, and then I escaped secretly. I heard that Lion Tuoshan has my relatives, so I found them all the way. Uncle, you are my relatives!"

Tao Tao beamed with joy as she said that, and happily twirled in Bai Xiangjing's palm.

Bai Xiangjing also laughed, held Tao Tao in both hands and said: "It seems that they are really my relatives!"

"Second brother, why did you believe his nonsense? It is said that Sun Wukong is full of tricks, why are you still fooled?" The green lion couldn't stand it anymore, and the golden-winged roc even giggled, looking at the white elephant like a fool Refined.

"But big brother, I think what he said is true, not like Monkey King." Bai Xiangjing's face was tangled, his heart was up and down, he didn't know whether to believe Tao Tao or not.

Monkey King, who had turned into a fly, suddenly had an idea when he heard this, and turned into a tiny bug again with a "buzz".While Qingshijing was drinking, he flew into the wine and was drunk into his stomach.

"Hahahaha... the old grandson is here." As soon as Sun Wukong entered his stomach, he hit his head hard a few times. The pain made the green lion scream on the spot, and the cup fell to the ground.

"Ouch... Ouch... How did this plague-stricken monkey get into my stomach..." Qing Shijing screamed while clutching his stomach, with cold sweat dripping from his forehead, and he fell to the ground, excruciatingly painful.

"Big brother, how are you doing, big brother?" Bai Xiangjing went up to check with Tao Tao in his hands, and the golden-winged roc was also surprised, it turned out that this pig was really not Monkey King.

"Ouch...Second Brother, Big Brother is wrong, that pig is really not Monkey King..." Qingshijing groaned, only to beg for mercy from Monkey King.

"I'm not Monkey King, I'm Uncle's distant relative. Uncle, you should trust me this time, right?" Tao Tao was so unhappy, she thought to herself that Brother Monkey was really assisting him.

Bai Xiangjing was both happy and worried: "I believe in you, but this Monkey King got into my elder brother's belly, what should I do?"

Sun Wukong heard the words and scolded: "You damn monsters, why don't you let my master and juniors out soon? Believe it or not, the old sun punched a few holes in his stomach and ruined his intestines and stomachs?"

"Ouch...Grandpa Sun, can I call you Grandpa Sun? Just let me go, I will let people release Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie... Ouch...don't make a few holes... ...It hurts me to death..." If it wasn't for fear of losing face, the green lion spirit would have cried out.

Rao, he has practiced for hundreds of years and thousands of years, but he has never practiced in his stomach, so if Sun Wukong poked it with a golden cudgel, wouldn't his stomach be pierced?

The golden-winged roc's thoughts changed suddenly, and he suddenly had an idea, admonishing him: "Let Tang Seng and the others go, even though we are not all the way, we are all monsters anyway, and I don't want to see you die. "

Qingshi glanced at her gratefully. After all, if the golden-winged roc disagreed, it would be really difficult to handle.

"Second brother, let everyone go soon..."

"Okay brother, I'll let him go now." Bai Xiangjing put Tao Tao on the table and told him, "Don't run around, then Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and others are very vicious, if they catch you, You're dead."

"Uncle, I understand, I will definitely not run around!" Tao Tao obediently agreed, and when Bai Xiangjing went to release Tang Seng, she ran away with a touch of oil on the soles of her feet.

Qingshijing and Baixiangjing personally sent Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and Bailongma out of the cave, and ordered the little demons not to follow.

"Grandpa Sun, everyone has been sent out, can you come out?" Qing Shijing asked Grandpa to tell Grandma, and finally saw a glimmer of hope.

Sun Wukong sneered and said: "You are all blocked here, what if you arrest me again once I come out?"

"Second brother, you go back first, I'm enough here." Qing Shijing hurriedly ordered.

Bai Xiangjing didn't dare to hesitate, and led the little demon back to the cave first.Go back to see his distant relatives, where is there any trace?I was so anxious that I ordered all the little demons to look around, but I didn't find a single hair.

Qingshijing glanced left and right, wondering: "The golden-winged roc has not been seen since just now, and must have left. Grandpa Sun, I am the only monster left here now, do you think it is possible to come out?"

Sun Wukong couldn't see outside, so he asked Zhu Bajie loudly: "Bajie, but as this monster said, there are no other monsters outside?"

"Brother Monkey, he's the only one, there's nothing else." Zhu Bajie held up the nine-toothed rake, looking as if he was going to hit the green lion spirit at any time, and the green lion spirit couldn't help but hide in the distance.

"Where are the peaches?"

"He's back too."

Tao Tao was lying on the back of the white dragon horse, very uncomfortable.

Monkey King was relieved now, and said to the green lion spirit: "Monster, open your mouth."

Qingshi Jing opened his mouth according to the words, Sun Wukong hesitated for a while, but he didn't fly out for the first time, but stabbed it with a golden cudgel.Unexpectedly, the Green Lion Spirit thought it was Monkey King who had come out, so he bit it down with one bite.

Hearing a crisp sound of "crack bang", his teeth bit the golden cudgel, and several of them collapsed immediately, the pain made Qing Shijing's face turn pale.

"You damn monster, you really don't really want to let people go, let's see if the old grandson pokes a hole in your stomach!" Sun Wukong was furious, if he hadn't been careful, he would have been bitten by this fellow just now.

The golden cudgel stabbed his stomach suddenly, and the pain made Qing Shijing sweat profusely, crying for his father and mother.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing also shouted angrily: "You monster is so vicious, see if I don't beat you to death!"

"Ouch... Ouch... Don't hit, don't hit, three grandpas, I really know my mistake, I really know my mistake..." Qingshi regretted it at the beginning, why did he get a fever in his head, and did this thing Woolen cloth?

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing beat him to death, but Sun Wukong didn't rest in his stomach.

The three brothers were playing vigorously, when suddenly a gust of dark wind hit in mid-air, blowing Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing into a frenzy.

Tao Tao shouted, "Stop beating! Master has been taken away!"

The three brothers were shocked, and Sun Wukong didn't have time to play tricks on the green lion spirit anymore, and it turned into a wisp of green smoke and floated out of his nose.Qing Shijing fell to the ground and groaned in pain, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen from being beaten, it was very pitiful.

Looking at Tang Seng again, he has long since disappeared.

"Little sister, can you see who has kidnapped Master?" Zhu Bajie wiped off his cold sweat, careless, really too careless!

Tao Tao also quickly turned into a human body, and said anxiously: "Who else could it be? It must be the banshee Golden Winged Roc! She has always been obsessed with Master, and she has disappeared since just now. She must be lying in ambush and waiting for an opportunity."

Seeing that it was getting late, and Tang Seng was arrested at this time, how could he guarantee his innocence?In the big night, it will definitely be forced to bow by the Golden Wing Dapeng Overlord.

When Qingshi Jing heard this, his whole body didn't hurt anymore, and he burst into anger, wishing to have the golden-winged roc cramp.Taking advantage of Sun Wukong's inattention, he limped into the woods and escaped in one breath.

Sun Wukong said angrily: "I should have been wary of her earlier. That banshee and these two monsters are not sincerely allied, but just looking for an opportunity to take Master away. Although she does not eat Master, but if Master is forced to have a husband and wife with her, There is no way for the master to learn the scriptures."

"That banshee really fell in love with Master at first sight? I didn't expect Master to be so sought after, almost catching up with me, old pig." Zhu Bajie asked curiously with gossip in his eyes, "Then did she and Master..."

"Brother, where do you want to go? At that time, Master was the Tathagata Buddha's disciple, Jin Chanzi. How could he be tempted to do anything with a monster?"

"Little sister, where do you want to go? Your brother, I mean, since they are in love with each other, let's just match up. If the master doesn't go to learn the scriptures, we will be relaxed, and we will be able to travel all over the world by then." How comfortable are you all over the world?"

Sun Wukong pinched his ears, and scolded: "You idiot talking nonsense again? Is Master that kind of person? Stop talking nonsense, hurry to Lion Camel Country, and find a way to rescue Master first."

"When you save people, you save people. Why twist the old pig's ears again? Stinky monkey, don't think that you can be unscrupulous if I can't beat you!" Zhu Bajie muttered a few words, making everyone dumbfounded.

Besides, Tang Seng, when a gust of wind came, he was indeed taken away by the golden-winged roc.

Tang Seng was still dizzy until he was taken to the palace, but when he saw the alluring golden-winged roc approaching, he woke up suddenly.

The beauty smiled sweetly, and even gave him a wink, which made Tang Seng silently recite Amitabha.

"Brother Sanzang, you don't know him so soon? Why do you look at him like this?" The golden-winged roc covered his mouth and chuckled, raised Tang Seng's chin with his slender fingers, and said twice, "Brother Sanzang is still the same as before. It’s as thin and tender as it looks, so people want to touch it.”

"Female benefactor, the poor monk is a monk, please don't do this. You must have misunderstood the person, you should let the poor monk go quickly." Tang Seng was so determined that he couldn't stand being teased like this, and said earnestly: "Female benefactor, even if you are a goblin, you should know how to respect yourself, and you should also know the truth about giving and receiving. If you continue to do this..."

"If I do this again, what should you do? Are you married to someone else?" The golden-winged roc sat on his lap with a twisted body, and his two smooth and white arms wrapped around his neck like boneless. The distance between the two suddenly narrowed.

Tang Seng's cheeks were flushed red all the way to the base of his neck, he was about to bleed.He quickly closed his eyes and recited the Buddhist scriptures silently, but the touch on his body was so clear that he couldn't ignore it even if he wanted to.

The golden-winged roc was not happy, and snorted softly: "It's annoying, and you are still as confused as before. I think you just learned from that stinky old man like Tathagata."

She bit Tang Seng's ear, Tang Seng was startled suddenly, almost exclaimed, and he couldn't continue chanting.

Seeing his reaction, the golden-winged roc immediately turned cloudy, and said with a smile: "It seems that you are still a normal man, and you still have feelings for others. Brother, let's get married tonight, okay? I'm fine." Pass on the throne to you, let you be the king of this lion and camel country! In order not to make you angry, I haven't eaten a single person for so many years, and the people here live and work in peace and contentment."

"The poor monk appreciates the kindness of the almsgiver. It's just that the poor monk is sincere to the Buddha and has no other distracting thoughts. Almighty, don't give your heart to the poor monk by mistake, or it will only increase your sorrow." Tang Seng clasped his hands together and said again "Amitabha".

The golden-winged roc was angry: "Hmph, sad? My old lady has been sad for so many years, and she doesn't care about continuing to be sad. Let me tell you, you have to obey tonight, and you have to obey if you don't!"